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  • Before this video begins,

    在這影片開始之前

  • I just wanna say from my b... from the bottom of my heart,

    我想說一句打從心底的話

  • Thank you.

    謝謝

  • We just hit

    我們達成了150億觀看次數

  • Fifteen BILLION views

    哇靠!

  • H O L Y shit

    哇靠!!

  • That's more people than childs in Africa

    哇靠!!!

  • That mean that's more clicks than childs in Africa

    那比非洲的小孩還多

  • That's more clicks than Ainsley cardboard cutouts.

    那代表比非洲小孩還多的點閱

  • That's more people in the universe.

    那是比AINSLEY立牌切口還多的點閱

  • Wait a minute.

    那比在宇宙的人還多

  • Fourteen point f...

    等一下...

  • AA!

    14點...

  • What happened?!

    發生什麼事??!!

  • WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?!?

    他媽的發生什麼事??!!

  • Where're my views?!

    我的觀看次數呢??

  • Gotta check vid stats.

    必須確認影片統計數值

  • Daily video...MINUS?!

    每日影片...

  • Two hundred and seven?!

    負兩億七...

  • MILLION!

    百萬!!

  • TWO HUNDRED AND SEVEN MILLION!

    兩億七百萬!!

  • DAMN YOU YOUTUBE!

    肏你的Youtube!

  • GOD

    天殺的

  • DAMMIT

    負兩億的觀看次數 這他媽怎麼發生的??

  • -200 million views

    嘿Felix

  • how the FUCK does that happen?

    還記得那些兩億七百萬觀看嗎??

  • Hey Felix,

    是的...

  • huh...hi...rrr..rrr...rr

    是的我記得...

  • Remember those 207 million views?

    就像...

  • Yes, yes I do like...

    它們就像我的孩子

  • they were my own channel.

    它們不見了 我們弄丟了它們

  • They're gone now. We lost 'em

    嗯...總之各位

  • WTF

    所以,如果你可以...呃...看看

  • Kazoo

    我現在有個贊助按鈕了

  • Umm, anyway guys

    你可以在那裡...

  • so if you could uuh

    你可以幫助我得到... 你懂得...贊助

  • Che...uh...I have this support button now,

    贊助我

  • Where you could, you could help me get uhh...

    這是贊助按鈕

  • you know, support, support me, it's a support button

    不是斗內按鈕

  • It's not a 'Donate' button

    我不是在e-begging,好嗎? (註:其為實況主或Youtuber以各種名義向觀眾討錢/斗內)

  • I'm not e-begging, alright?

    我需要...我需要更多錢

  • I need... I need more money.

    我打開天窗說亮話

  • I open it up...listen here, ok

    聽著,OK...

  • I know people are gonna call me greedy

    我知道人們會說我貪婪

  • I open it up, just to, like, try it out

    打開天窗說亮話 我只是...試試看

  • Let's see...let's j...let's look at my analytics

    來看...來...

  • and see how many people actually...

    來看看我的頻道分析

  • Okay, let's see here,

    看看有多少人真的...

  • Transaction Revenue

    OK,看看這...

  • 0.33 dollars!

    交易收入

  • Thank you(!)

    0.33美金 (約台幣10元)

  • Anyway, uh, this video is not about me begging for money,

    謝謝...

  • Although I would love to do that all day.

    總而言之

  • This video is about something completely different.

    這影片不是要講我討錢

  • 'Before PewDiePie would become the king of Youtube'

    這影片不是要講我討錢

  • I'm sure you've seen these videos out there

    雖然我很樂意整天都在做

  • 'Before PewDiePie was ever a guest on the late night show with Stephen Colbert'

    "twitch"

  • They seem quite popular, and they like to show up in your suggestion bar

    這影片是要講有關一些

  • Unsolicited.

    完全不一樣的事

  • 'Before Felix raised over 1 million dollars for his various charities'

    "在Pewdiepie成為Youtube王之前"

  • Before they were famous videos.

    我確定你看過這些影片

  • I mean, who doesn't want to know what happened to Brock Lesnar... or FouseyTUBE

    在其他地方

  • Who doesn't wanna see all these people,

    "在Pewdiepie去史提芬·荷伯晚間秀作客之前" (The Late Show with Stephen Colbert)

  • And of course,

    "在Pewdiepie去史提芬·荷伯晚間秀作客之前" (The Late Show with Stephen Colbert)

  • There's one of me

    它們看起來相當紅

  • Let's watch it,

    然後他們會出現在你的建議影片裡

  • together.

    不請自來

  • 'Before there was ever a Bro Army,

    "在Felix捐了超過一百萬給很多慈善機構"

  • Before he started earning 4ml a year'

    "在Felix捐了超過一百萬給很多慈善機構"

  • Four million a year?

    "在他們成名之前"影片...

  • Diet coke

    我是說,誰不想知道

  • aaaahhhh.

    在這些人身上發生...

  • That's cute

    Brock Lesnar

  • 'Felix Killberg'

    或是FouseyTUBE

  • Woah! Woahahahah!

    誰不想看這些人

  • what the fu...

    在他們成名之前

  • Sorry, WHAT?

    當然的

  • Why is it so hard for people to pronounce my name?

    有我的一份

  • I don't think it's that hard

    我們一起來看看吧

  • Shellburg

    "在兄弟軍團存在之前"

  • Shellburg

    "在他開始年收入四百萬之前"

  • Maybe that's why they made an updated version I'm, I'm kinda curious.

    年收入四百萬?

  • PewDiePie was born

    真可愛

  • Felix Shell...Kellburg.

    "Felix Keelberg..."

  • Felix Kellburg.

    "Felix Keelberg..."

  • Felix Shellburg?

    呵呵WTF

  • Okay, you guys try doing it.

    抱歉,什麼??

  • No. No, I guess ... guess they didn't get it right in that one either, huh?

    "Felix Keelberg"

  • 'Felix Killberg'

    為什麼大家很難唸出我的名字

  • initially went on to university

    我不覺得有那麼難

  • to persue a career in technology management and industrial economics

    Kjellberg Kjellberg

  • he then dropped out, opting instead to start up a career on youtube,

    Kjellberg Kjellberg

  • and when he first started his side job'

    也許這就是為什麼 他們又做了新的版本

  • STFU

    我有一點好奇

  • Why does everyone get this story wrong?

    "Pewdiepie本名為"

  • I see it everywhere, so I don't blame you,

    "Felix Schkell-kalberg..."

  • Mr M...Ma...Ma...

    "Felix Kaoberg"

  • MACCRUEHEHEHDEN

    "Felix Kjellberg?"

  • I jaw, I dropped outta high... I dropped outta university because I didn't like it.

    "OK,你們可以試試看"

  • To drop outta university, to pursue Youtube

    不要

  • That'd just be fucking stupid.

    不要,我猜

  • I'm not that dumb, alright?

    猜他們從那裡還不懂怎麼唸

  • You may think.........haha... I wouldn't do... I wouldn't do that

    "Felix Keelberg原先進入大學 來尋求進入工業管理業"

  • you think I was some loser?

    "Felix Keelberg原先進入大學 來尋求進入工業管理業"

  • Mum, Dad,

    "跟工業經濟學"

  • I'm gonna drop outta high school

    "然後他輟學,反而選擇開始在Youtube的新事業"

  • Cause I wanna be a Youtuber!

    "然後他輟學,反而選擇開始在Youtube的新事業"

  • It was boring, alright? It was fucking boring!

    "然後他輟學,反而選擇開始在Youtube的新事業"

  • That's a big surprise for everyone?

    "然後開始他的副業..."

  • It was boring

    為什麼...

  • Industrial Management and Economics,

    每個人都搞錯故事??

  • It was boring as hell!

    每個人都搞錯故事??

  • Everyone was boring as hell,

    我到處都看到

  • I...I couldn't relate to fucking anyone!

    所以我不... 我不怪你

  • e...er...e....video game

    所以我不... 我不怪你

  • is that like a

    M-Mc...

  • i love playing with a Wii

    McCreeeeeedden先生

  • Oh, you don't like video games,

    我輟...我...我輟學高...

  • Then I can't relate; then we have nothing to talk about!

    我大學輟學

  • 'He then dropped out, opting instead to start up a career on youtube

    是因為我不喜歡

  • and when he first started his side job,

    大學輟學

  • was selling hot dogs on the street.

    大學輟學

  • A lot of people seem to wanna shit on me because I used to sell hot dogs

    來追求Youtube

  • Yeah, like you had all prestigious jobs

    那只是他媽的蠢

  • And you know what?

    我沒有那麼笨,好嗎??

  • My hot dogs

    你們可能想說...那真是...

  • Were fucking

    你們可能想說...那真是...

  • Oh, it's so fucking good.

    我不會做

  • And you know what?

    我才不會做

  • Most people didn't even sell...wanna buy hot dogs

    你在想什麼??我是魯蛇??

  • Actually...

    媽!爸!

  • Uh...we didn't...the guy, my boss was so fucking cheap

    我要高中輟學

  • He was like,

    因為我要成為Youtuber!

  • "Don't cook the hot dog,

    那很無聊,好嗎??

  • just microwave them, and dip them in the hot dog sauce.

    那真他媽的無聊

  • People don't tell the difference."

    這對大家來說是大驚奇嗎??

  • PewDiePie was born on October 24th 1989

    那很無聊 工業管理跟經濟學...

  • And raised in Gotham, Sweden

    那天殺的無聊

  • [WHEEZES]

    每個人都天殺的無聊

  • [CLAPS]

    我不能他媽的跟每個人講

  • Yes!

    喔!電動就像是...

  • That's Stockholm.

    我愛玩Wii

  • The capital of Sweden.

    喔!你不喜歡電動??

  • How did you fuck that up?!

    我們就豪無關聯

  • Just Google Gothamberg!

    那麼我們就沒什麼好說的了

  • There's so many pictures

    "然後他輟學,反而選擇開始在Youtube的新事業"

  • how did you fuck that up?

    "然後他輟學,反而選擇開始在Youtube的新事業"

  • "His mother Johanna is a former

    "然後開始他的副業"

  • KappAhl CIO"

    "在街上賣熱狗"

  • I'm the only one who thinks this is funny

    看起來很多人想要抹黑我

  • because he's so fucking bad at...

    因為我曾經賣過熱狗

  • KappAhl

    就好像你們都有聲望高的工作

  • KappAh

    你知道嗎??

  • KappAhl

    我的熱狗

  • KappAh

    是他媽的...

  • KappAhl

    他媽的讚

  • It's KappAhl, a ver... a well-known, uh... clothing company

    你知道嗎??

  • 'His mother Jowanna is a'

    大多數人甚至沒賣...

  • First of all, Johanna

    想買熱狗

  • Not Jo'anna.

    事實上...

  • FUCK ME

    我們沒...

  • GODAMMIT do I have to keep going?

    那個人...

  • 'And his father Ulf is also a chief executive

    我的老闆很吝嗇

  • for this company.'

    他就像...

  • No, he's CEO of another company.

    別煮熱狗了

  • But, uh...you, you did it.

    只要微波它們

  • 'Felix entered a photoshop competition

    然後把它們浸在熱狗醬裡

  • and again he got to flex his creative muscle.

    大家分不出來的

  • He ended up winning and his art was put on display

    "Pewdiepie於1989年10月24號出生"

  • in an art gallery.'

    "在瑞典的哥特堡被撫養長大"

  • Yeah, this is the art that I put out for my, uh

    Yes!

  • So good.

    那是斯德哥爾摩

  • Fucking hell, you could have at least, like, showed some of my work.

    瑞典的首都

  • Okay?

    你是怎麼搞砸的??!!

  • Hey, I like to photoshop girls.

    只要google哥特堡就好了!!

  • Alright, it's fun.

    那裡有一堆圖片

  • So the real story here is that I, I...

    你是怎麼搞砸的??!!

  • I loved photoshop, that's what I wanted to do instead of

    "他的母親Johanna"

  • school

    "是KappAhl的前首席資訊長"

  • I almost got an apprenticeship

    "然後他的父..."

  • at one of the best advertising agencies,

    我是唯一覺得這有趣的人

  • In, uh...

    因為這真他媽的糟

  • In Scandinavia.

    KappAhl

  • I was so close, it was like between me and another person,

    "Kappah"

  • and then I didn't get the job,

    KappAhl

  • and I was like "FUCK".

    "Kappa"

  • I, but I wanted to do Youtube as well,

    KappAhl ! 是KappAhl ! 那是一間...

  • so I managed to sell some of these pictures

    知名的

  • uh, because I, I printed like a limited edition

    服裝公司

  • but, enough to buy a computer

    "他的母親Johanna是..."

  • and when I had the computer, I could start making videos.

    首先,Johanna

  • THAT'S how I got started.

    不是Joanna

  • THAT'S the story.

    肏我吧!

  • You're welcome.

    天殺的

  • 'At this time, Youtube was home to plenty of vloggers

    我要繼續嗎??

  • but there was no one that stuck solely to that of a video game vlogger,

    "然後他的父親Ulf"

  • so quickly he realised he had found himself a little niche'

    "也是這家公司的執行長"

  • It is true though

    不,他是別家公司的執行長

  • I remember there was no big gamer... back in the day

    但是...你做到了

  • It was all just like,

    "Felix參加一個photoshop比賽"

  • Fucking vloggers, they were so big.

    "然後再次的,他伸展了他的創意肌肉"

  • Like, big names like

    "他最後贏了 然後他的作品被放在一家畫廊展示"

  • Ray William Johnson

    "他最後贏了 然後他的作品被放在一家畫廊展示"

  • I paved the path, you're welcome by the way.

    對,這就是我的發表的作品

  • Alright?

    在我的...

  • If your a gamer on Youtube, you should fucking

    藝術畫廊

  • Suck My Dick.

    它看起來... 呃,你懂得

  • 'Well, he was a student at Chalmers

    真棒

  • His videos started to take off

    天殺的,你至少可以像是

  • attracting an increasingly large number of viewers.

    展示一些我的作品.好嗎??

  • This was so awkward like,

    我喜歡photoshop女生

  • trust me, it's the most awkward fucking thing.

    好嗎??

  • If you make videos,

    很好玩

  • and like,

    所以真實的故事是

  • if other people know about it or not

    我愛photoshop

  • when that line, it's like,

    那是我想要的,而不是...

  • cause obviously I didn't go around and show people all my videos.

    學校

  • so some people discover them by themselves and it's...

    我幾乎要得到實習生資格

  • like,

    於最好的廣告代理之一

  • the people that are in your friend group and they find out you make videos it's so fucking awkward.

    在...在斯堪地那維亞

  • It's not a good time to be a Youtuber when that happens.

    我很接近

  • 'While playing the video game Amnesia

    就在我跟另一個人

  • he found himself scared

    然後我沒有得到工作

  • and thought it might relieve some of the stress

    然後我就像...

  • if he put the camera on himself as some way of having company

    幹!

  • while playing the game.'

    但我也想要做Youtube

  • That's true.

    所以我經營去賣一些作品

  • It wasn't a huge success.

    因為我印的像限量版

  • It was more like,

    因為我印的像限量版

  • the start of something.

    但足夠我買去電腦

  • I never, uh... like I never got like a viral video

    當我有了電腦

  • that just BOOM

    我可以開始製作影片

  • Boom, made me big.

    那就是我如何開始的

  • It just kept... i just kinda kept making videos and built an audience and...

    那才是故事

  • luckily you guys keep coming in and...

    不客氣

  • that's, i'm...i'm...i'm proud of that

    "在那時候,Youtube被很多影音部落客當道"

  • I'm really proud of the fact that

    "但沒有人想到"

  • It's just been something I built by myself

    "成為電玩影音部落客"

  • and not just been lucky with a big boom hit or whatever.

    "所以很快的,他了解到他找到了他自己適合的去處"

  • 'Felix recalled that there was

    那是真的

  • Hmm...

    我還記得之前那時候沒有大gamer

  • Felix recalled that this was the first ti...'

    我還記得之前那時候 沒有知名的gamer

  • [GOTCHA]

    只有像是...

  • Just take this video down, dude

    天殺的影音部落客

  • this is embarrassing

    他們很知名,像是...

  • [Laughs]

    大名鼎鼎的Ray William Johnson

  • Sorry what was that?

    我開了先河

  • 'Felix recalled that there was

    對了,不客氣

  • HM

    好嗎??

  • Felix recalled that this was the '

    如果你是個Youtube的gamer

  • [EXPLODES]

    你應該他媽的

  • aur that's so embarrassing

    吸我的屌

  • 'Felix recalled that there was

    "當他還是查爾摩斯工學院的學生時"

  • HM

    "他的影片開始起飛"

  • Felix recalled'

    "吸引了增加中的大數量觀眾"

  • I just wanna say,

    這很尷尬,就像...

  • AUUEEUA

    相信我這是最他媽尷尬的事

  • I just wanna say that errr...

    如果你做了一部影片,就像...

  • 'HM.'

    不論其他人知不知道

  • Beautiful.

    當那條線就像...

  • Just beautiful.

    因為很明顯我不會到處

  • Alright, w... let's do a part two.

    給別人看我的影片

  • 'He was born on the 24th of October

    所以一些人自己發現

  • 1989

    然後...

  • THERE YOU GO!

    像...