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  • Hey this is MatSan

    嘿我們是MatSan

  • and welcome to our...

    歡迎來到問答篇! 生活篇!

  • is there any section like that?

    我們有問答篇嗎

  • no, there's no Q&A section

    沒有

  • today we decide to make the video outside in the park

    今天我們決定要出外景

  • because Sansan likes snow

    因為Sansan喜歡雪景

  • and I don't

    我不喜歡

  • and he feels very awkward right now

    他現在覺得非常尷尬

  • look at his face

    你看他的臉

  • anyways, it has being snowing for...

    總之,現在已經下了...

  • 2 days?

    2天雪了?

  • 3 days even

    3天有了

  • 3 days

    3天

  • so it's very snowy

    所以外面雪積的很厚

  • nice that at least the snow is not that slippery

    好的是至少雪沒有很滑

  • it's pretty wet

    滿濕黏的

  • we come up with some questions regarding our relationship

    我們想到一些關於我們感情的問題

  • so we will ask ourselves, and answer by ourselves

    我們會提問給自己回答

  • cuz no one is asking us

    因為沒有別人對我們有疑問

  • so first question

    第一個問題

  • and why it's only me?

    我們怎麼度過遠距離的?

  • because you're asking

    為何只有我?

  • so how did we get over the long distance relationship?

    因為你在發問呀

  • because there was a bit of lack

    好,所以我們是如何度過遠距離的?

  • I went back to Taiwan for one year

    當時的確是有一段時間

  • to finish my last semester of study

    我回去台灣一年

  • and also I was working in Taiwan for a while

    前半年在讀大學最後一個學期

  • so it was a long distance relationship at that time

    畢業後又在台灣工作了一陣子

  • and we were skyping every day

    所以那時的確是遠距離戀愛沒錯

  • and we have the application that you can type to each other online

    我們就每天都skype

  • for me, it feels like...

    我們也都會用聊天軟體跟對方保持聯繫

  • for me it wasn't really that far away

    對我來說..

  • the problem is actually the hours

    對我來說距離其實沒有很遙遠

  • because...for example

    問題是時差

  • it's morning in Poland

    因為...譬如說

  • and it's already afternoon in Taiwan

    波蘭是早上

  • we have 7hrs of distance

    其實在台灣就已經是下午了

  • yea and we were both studying at that time

    我們有7小時的時差

  • so pretty shitty

    而且我們兩個當時都在讀書

  • about this, yes

    所以還滿惱人的

  • usually how did we have party?

    時差是滿煩的

  • I had the party at normal time, for example..

    所以通常我們都怎麼跟對方開party呢?

  • I mean, not normal

    我通常就是正常時間開始

  • at 18:00 or 19:00

    正常時間在這的定義是

  • and it's already after midnight (in Taiwan)

    晚上6點或晚上7點開始開趴

  • she was never sleeping actually

    但其實在台灣已經超過午夜了

  • we started the party at my time, over midnight

    她從來都沒再睡的

  • and we had whole night party

    我們就是在我的半夜開始開趴

  • so I went to sleep at 6am

    開整晚的視訊趴

  • literally

    然後我大概是早上6點去睡

  • but it was fun

    認真

  • it was very fun

    不過其實很好玩啦

  • overall about the relationship at that time

    很有趣

  • it's really...

    整體來說當時的遠距離感情

  • I feel like

    其實

  • I feel like it actually strengthen our relationship

    讓我覺得說

  • like a test, right?

    更拉近了我們彼此的距離

  • yes like a test

    就像考試一樣

  • if you pass this one

    對 就像個考驗

  • so the things coming after it is not that difficult

    如果你過了這關

  • and also during your staying in Taiwan

    之後的挑戰都會迎刃而解的

  • we were deciding what to do

    同時在你還在台灣的時候

  • and actually it works out

    我們就已經在計畫下一步要怎做了

  • it's funny because during the time that

    其實一切問題都自然地迎刃而解啦

  • we started the long distance relationship

    好笑的是

  • we didn't even know that if it's gonna be short distance again

    當我們開始遠距離戀愛時

  • we had no idea

    我們根本不曉能不能再變成近距離戀愛

  • we knew that you're gonna come here for holidays, that's it

    完全沒打算

  • so it was really like a gamble

    我們只知道你暑假會來波蘭玩,就這樣

  • but..you know

    所以那時候就像是打賭一樣

  • you have the plan, you want to stay together

    不過...其實老實說

  • so somehow you will try to make it work

    兩個人一起有計畫,你們想要再一起

  • some encouraging words for couples who are having long distance relationship

    所以最後你們一定會一起想辦法解決問題的

  • don't be worry

    所以要鼓勵所有遠距離的情侶們

  • you will get over it

    不要擔心

  • just do it

    你們會度過難關的!

  • do it

    做就對了

  • question 2

    做!!!

  • after being together for 3 years

    第二個問題

  • is there any change of you..

    在一起三年了

  • (fuck...)

    你們有沒有什麼改變...

  • no

    (說錯話)

  • no, no, the feeling is fantastic

    在一起三年後,兩個人之間的感覺有沒有改變?

  • I mean...

    沒有

  • that's what she said

    沒有,感覺超棒

  • we love each other the same

    我是說...

  • everything is super awesome

    (那是她說的)

  • the matter is

    我們還是很愛對方

  • about life habits

    兩個人再一起還是很快樂

  • about life habits

    唯一的問題是

  • that we mentioned previously

    關於生活習慣

  • after you staying for such a long time with another person

    沒錯 關於生活習慣

  • you are very open to each other

    這就是我們之前提過的

  • too open sometimes

    當兩個人再一起久了之後

  • you just know how this person behave in the normal life

    你們會對彼此變得非常開放

  • when there's no one around

    甚至太開放了

  • nobody's perfect, let's just be honest here

    你會知道這個人私底下是怎樣的人

  • I am

    特別是他的壞習慣

  • no you're not

    就先坦承吧,沒人是完美的

  • because I'm totally behaving like she's not even there

    我是阿

  • yea

    你才不是

  • totally I don't care

    因為我完全就是表現的跟她不在旁邊一樣

  • like man

    沒錯

  • and she's behaving like her, so...

    我完全不在乎

  • both of us have bad habits

    就是像個男人一樣

  • I can't stand her hair in the shower

    然後她也是超級做她自己

  • I can't stand her hair in the toilet

    我們兩個人都有壞習慣

  • I can't stand her hair in the sink

    我無法忍受她掉的頭髮

  • everywhere there's her hair

    廁所都可見她的頭髮

  • she sometimes is too active for me

    水槽也有

  • for exmaple she wants to go out everytime, any hours

    到處都是

  • and annoyed when we're not going out

    有時候她太活躍了

  • I'm angry that we're not going out

    隨時都想要出去玩

  • I'm depressed, ok?

    如果不出門她還會不高興

  • and I'm just like...

    我會生氣

  • ok, let's go out

    會覺得很低落好嗎

  • I won't play my GTA5

    我就是

  • but let's go out

    好吧,出門吧

  • ....retard

    我沒辦法打電動,不過算了

  • about our feelings to each other

    就陪你去吧

  • in the beginning of course it's more like..

    ..白癡

  • very stimulating

    關於我們對彼此的感覺呢

  • so much fun

    一開始當然是

  • I don't know what this man is thinking

    很刺激呀

  • I don't know what are his characters

    很好玩

  • so we are exploring each other

    我不知道這個男生腦子裡在想什麼

  • of course it's super fantastic

    我不知道他的個性

  • and till now, we know a lot about each other already

    我們都還在探索對方

  • so we are getting to be...

    當然是非常好玩

  • like...on the way to family member

    直到現在我們了解彼此很多很多

  • but still we feel this love and passion

    所以就朝著

  • I mean, at least I do

    家人的感覺在前進

  • I do as well

    不過我們還是可以感受到彼此強烈的愛和熱情

  • When I see him I still feel love

    我是說,至少我還是如此啦

  • Me too :)

    我也是好嗎

  • And when I hug him I still feel love

    我看到他時我還是感覺的到愛

  • ANd when I am working I am thinking about her so much

    我也是:)

  • that I'm so far avay

    我抱他的時候我也感覺的到愛

  • from her... and it's like

    當我在工作時我都在想著她

  • aaahhhh

    想著說我們離好遠

  • I can't wait to see her again at home

    感覺就...

  • Really? yeah

    唉~~好惱人

  • I didn't know that

    好想趕快再見到她

  • I do

    真的嗎? 是阿

  • You are super stupid

    我之前都不知道你這樣想

  • Next question

    真的是這樣

  • Our plan for this year: there are two plans

    你超蠢

  • The first plan is very important

    下個問題

  • The first plan

    我們今年的計畫是什麼?

  • Is to goooo

    我們今年的計畫有2個

  • To Taiwan

    第一個計畫非常重要

  • And it actually gonna happen...

    第一個計畫

  • Is this snow or poop?

    就是

  • In two weeks we are going to Taiwan

    要去台灣啦!!!

  • We gonna see every big city for sure

    其實我們....

  • We gonna go there for two weeks

    那是鳥屎還是雪?!

  • Like 16 days in total

    再兩個禮拜我們就要去台灣啦

  • we're gonna see every big city

    我們絕對會去重點的大城市

  • yes

    我們總共會去兩周

  • we gonna see the...

    大概16天左右

  • we will go to the beach

    我們會去拜訪每個大城市

  • we will go to the mountains

    沒錯

  • Taipei

    還會去...

  • and my hometown

    我們會去海邊

  • we will go to..

    會去山上

  • everything will be on the videos

    台北

  • because we're gonna make many, many videos in Taiwan

    也會去我家鄉嘉義

  • show me your eggie position

    我們還會去...

  • we just realize that I'm an egg

    沒關係,到時候都會在影片上播出的

  • he's an egg

    因為我們會在台灣拍很多很多集!

  • outside I'm white, but inside I'm Asian

    表演一下你的「雞蛋姿勢」

  • yea so he's egg

    我們最近才發現我是雞蛋

  • eggie position...go!

    他是蛋

  • very, very looking forward to the trip

    外面是白的(白種人),裡面是黃的(亞洲人)

  • can't wait to see my family

    沒錯 所以他是雞蛋

  • can't wait to bring him & show to my family

    雞蛋姿勢....開始!

  • he's like an animal in the zoo

    非常非常期待這趟旅行

  • it's gonna be like that

    等不及要見我家人

  • like me being here

    也等不及要帶他見我家人

  • I'm happy about everything

    他到時候就會像是動物園裡的動物一樣

  • very excited about that

    就像那樣

  • and hope you guys will stay tuned

    跟我在這裡一樣

  • and have a trip with us in Taiwan

    我都OK

  • second thing

    很興奮

  • is that we are going to have a dog

    也希望你們可以繼續收看

  • we are planning to have a dog

    跟我們一起旅行到台灣吧!

  • for already two months

    第二件事

  • because last year we were talking about having dog

    是我們要養狗了

  • for a long time

    我們計畫要養狗

  • and we were traveling to those adpoting shelters

    其實已經計畫一陣子了

  • to see the dogs

    去年我們就一直想著要養

  • and we found some interesting one

    想很久了

  • but due to that time that we were so busy

    我們也去逛了好幾個認養中心

  • and we were also thinking about the accommodation

    去看狗狗

  • so many reasons

    我們也找到好幾隻很有趣的狗

  • that we didm't continue to think about having the dog

    不過因為去年真的太忙

  • so since this year everything will be more stable

    我們那時候還想著要換房子

  • after we come back from Taiwan

    種種因素

  • we will think about that

    所以我們沒有繼續去挑狗狗

  • yep

    不過今年一切應該都會比較穩定

  • so that is the second plan for 2016

    所以從台灣回來之後

  • next question

    我們會繼續去挑狗狗

  • for me I want to have the children when I'm older

    沒錯

  • really?

    這就是我們今年現有的大計畫啦

  • not like MILF

    下個問題

  • but I'm saying..

    你想要在年輕時就有孩子?還是老一點再有?

  • oh yea

    我想要老一點再有孩子

  • I want to have a child when I'm...

    真的?

  • 30 years old

    我不是說...老到熟女年齡才有

  • 30

    我是說

  • 30

    噢耶熟女

  • or over 30

    我想要在...

  • not now

    30歲左右有孩子吧

  • no, because..

    30

  • I feel like I'm still young

    30

  • and I would like to go to lots of places

    或超過30

  • and I have this energy to go anywhere

    總之不是現在

  • and our time is more spontanous when it's only two of us

    不是,是因為...

  • so for me

    我覺得我還很年輕

  • I don't care

    而且我還想要去很多很多地方玩

  • I mean

    我覺得現在我還有體力到處跑跳

  • of course not right now

    而且只有我們兩個人嘛,所以時間很彈性

  • but of course not like I'm super old

    對我來說

  • hahaha, like an old fart

    我不在乎

  • I would rather say

    我是說

  • I'm up to having a child in my 20s

    當然不是現在

  • but not 24, 25

    不過也不要到我很老了才有小孩

  • maybe like, 27, 28

    哈哈哈,像老芋頭

  • maybe that's a good time

    我會說

  • over 30 is ok for me as well

    我會想要在我20幾歲的時候有孩子

  • well, she's older

    不過不是24, 25歲

  • 1 year only ok?

    大概27, 28歲左右吧

  • but no matter what, not now

    應該是個好時機

  • not now, too early

    甚至超過30歲對我來說也都還可接受

  • it's scary

    不過她比我老

  • when "child" this word is being brought up in our conversation

    老一歲而已好嗎

  • or when we go to the hypermarket

    不過無所謂啦,總之不是現在

  • and we walked through the baby zone

    不要現在,太早了

  • I feel so spooky there...

    很可怕耶

  • join the dark side

    每次我們聊到孩子

  • I have a question for you

    或是每次去逛大賣場

  • lots of Caucasian men think that

    走到嬰兒用品區時

  • Asian women are very submissive

    我都覺得很毛...

  • like we follow the orders

    加入西斯吧!

  • we follow whatever you say

    我要問你一個問題

  • do you think it's true

    很多西方人都覺得

  • after you being with me?

    亞洲女生很順從很乖

  • just according to your relationship with me

    就是我們很服從命令的感覺

  • relationship with her

    我們會照你說的做

  • no

    你覺得這是真的嗎?

  • no, not at all

    在你跟我交往之後,你的個人感覺

  • it's not like, you have to be just there

    就根據我們兩個的相處經驗來講啦

  • and she's gonna do anything you want

    跟她交往...

  • because it doesn't work like this at all

    NO

  • unless you hire a whore to be your girlfriend

    完全不是這樣

  • so maybe yes

    絕對不是說你在那晾著當大爺