[scattered applause]

〔稀落的掌聲〕

Yeah.

是的

A lot of different names for people who work from home,

對於在家工作的人有許多不同稱呼

Telecommunicate-- "telecommuters,"

遠距辦公--「遠端工作者」

"Remote workers."

「遠程工作者」

[Laughter]

〔笑聲〕

"On parole."

「假釋中」

[Laughter]

〔笑聲〕

I know a lot of my viewers work from home,

我知道很多觀眾在家工作

And I can't imagine really how distracting that would be

我無法想像這要怎麼集中心力

Actually, I can imagine it.

事實上，我可以

- Kids, kids.

孩子們，孩子們

Mommy has to do a video conference,

媽咪需要參加一個視訊會議

So no fighting, Natalie and Tootie.

不要打架，娜塔莉和度蒂

[Laughter]

〔笑聲〕

I have kids in my imagination.

在我的想像中我有幾個小孩

Okay, time to log on

該登入了

To the old WWW.

到 OLD WWW

[Dial-up tone blaring]

〔數據撥號聲〕

I also have very slow internet connection

我的網速非常緩慢

in my imagination.

在我的想像中

Hello, everybody.

哈囉，所有人

Everybody

所有人

No, my camera didn't freeze.

不，我的畫面沒有凍結

I was just having fun with y'all.

我只是跟你們鬧著玩

Hi, hi.

嗨，嗨

Oh, I miss the office so much. I really do.

我超級想念辦公室的，真的

I miss all of you. I wish I could be there.

我想念你們大家，我希望我可以在那兒

My coffee doesn't even taste nearly as—

我的咖啡喝起來甚至不像--

It's just not the same as in the break room.

就是跟茶水間的不一樣

It's nothing like it.

所有東西都不一樣

It's so very—

真是

very different.

非常不一樣

Doesn't-- mmm.

不像--嗯

Not the same at all. What?

一切都不一樣，什麼？

What am i wearing?

我穿什麼嗎？

This is a-- my terry cloth blazer.

這是女款西裝

Yeah, yeah.

是的

They're very "in" right now. They are.

現在非常夯的

I got it at Tarjay.

我在 Tarjay 買的

[Laughter]

〔笑聲〕

Stop it right now! Not you, Barry.

現在就停手，不是說你，巴瑞

No, my kids were fighting. What did you say?

我小孩在打架，你說了什麼嗎？

The Wilson report.

威爾森報告

Let me take a look at that.

我看一下

I have not—

我還沒--

[Laughs]

〔笑聲〕

[Sighs]

〔嘆息聲〕

It's a video of a cat

這是一隻貓的影片

That does not want to take a bath.

牠不想洗澡

I opened that by mistake.

我不小心開到了

I'm so--it-- let me a take a look.

我真是--這個--讓我看一下

I'm sure the report is funny as well

我確定這個報告也一樣有趣

Because it is about asbestos.

因為這跟石棉有關

No, okay. Not as funny, no.

不，好吧，不有趣，不

Okay, I'm looking at the report right now.

我現在看到報告了

I see in the first paragraph.

我看到第一段

Oh.

哦

No, you're doing it wrong.

不，你做錯了

Not you, Barry. No, it's the Nick the gardener.

不是你，巴瑞，不，是尼克，我的園丁

He's outside. Nick, no.

他在外面，尼克，不

No, don't prune it back too far.

不，不要修剪掉太多

Not--not good for the roses.

對玫瑰不好

Take the top off.

修剪頂端就好

And now you can take the tops off the roses too.

現在你可以把玫瑰頂端也修掉

[Laughter]

〔笑聲〕

I'm still here. I'm still here.

我還在，我還在

That is the last interruption, I promise.

那是最後一次干擾了，我保證

So as far as the report goes...

繼續看報告

[Phone ringing]

〔電話鈴聲〕

I'm sorry. I have to grab this.

抱歉，我得要接一下

It's 1985. they want their phone back.

這是 1985 熱線，他們要拿回他們的電話

[laughter]

〔笑聲〕

Hello.

哈囉

The man of the house? You have the wrong number.

家裡的男人？你打錯了

[Cheers and applause]

〔歡呼和掌聲〕

I'm back. I am sorry about that.

我回來了，抱歉

And I really, really-- I'm ready to work.

我真的真的準備好要工作了

It's just that I-- I-I-I--

只是，我--我

Hey, Tootie! Excuse me one second.

嘿，度蒂！等我一秒鐘

Tootie, set the VCR to record "Scandal" this Thursday

度蒂，設定錄影機預錄星期四的「醜聞」節目

9:00/8:00 central, featuring Portia de Rossi.

中原時間 8 點整，波蒂亞・德・羅西特輯

She's wonderful in it.

她美呆了

Okay, back to it, Barry. I'm so sorry.

回到工作上，巴瑞，我真抱歉

[cheers and applause]

〔歡呼和掌聲〕

No, I know we have to talk about the staffing issues

不，我知道我們必須討論員工問題

in our third quarter earnings, but i can't do it.

關於第三季營收，但是，我現在沒辦法做

I'm gonna have to do it in an hour,

我一小時後可以做

Because Ellen is on, and she's about to dance.

因為艾倫秀開演了，而且她準備要跳舞了