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  • How many of you are on Tinder?

    你們有多少人在玩 Tinder?

  • >> [LAUGH]

    (笑)

  • >> You were so proud until no one else raised their hand.

    你為此感到超級驕傲直到你發現沒有任何人舉手

  • You were like, yeah, no.

    你就像是,「是我!...痾不」

  • All right. So I think people were just bashful because they're married.

    好啦,我想人們可能在結婚之後變得比較閉俗

  • I don't know.

    我不知道啦

  • I saw an article that could help you in your search for a deep, meaningful hookup.

    我找到一篇文章或許它能幫你物色對象

  • They released a list of jobs that get the most right swipes.

    它列出了最多人會向右滑的職業(Tinder 看到照片向右滑代表喜歡、有興趣)

  • They surveyed both men and women.

    針對兩性皆有調查

  • And here's the list right here.

    這就是那張表

  • The number 1 job is Pilot.

    第一個職業是飛行員

  • That's what they like.

    這當然是他們喜歡的啊

  • Which makes sense because they're great communicators.

    完全行得通,因為他們很會溝通

  • They'll let you know when they're coming in for a landing.

    當他們要降落時他們一定會讓你知道(此為黃色笑話)

  • >> [LAUGH]

    (大笑)

  • [APPLAUSE]

    (鼓掌)

  • >> And this is interesting for both men and women, Founder/Entrepreneur is number 2, very highly ranked.

    有趣的是,創業家/企業家同時為男性和女性第二喜歡的職業,非常非常受歡迎

  • I don't know if you know this,

    我不知道你是否知道

  • entrepreneur is a French word for unemployed.

    entrepreneur 這個字在法文的意思是「失業」

  • >> [LAUGH] >> Here's a tip.

    (大笑)教你一個小撇步好了

  • Before you go out with one of these people, ask them what they founded.

    在你和這樣的人去約會之前,先問問他們創了什麼業

  • Because otherwise you're gonna founded out they sell candy out of their parents' basement or something.

    如果你不這麼做,可能最後會發現他們其實只是在父母樓下賣糖果之類的

  • Another job that made the list, college student which, college student.

    另外榜上有名的是大學生

  • There it is, number 6 for women.

    在那邊,在女生排名中為第 6

  • It's good until you find out he's 62, and then-

    是不錯啦,當你發現他其實是 62 歲前。然後我比較想知道

  • >> How is college student a job?

    大學生到底是哪門子職業?

  • It is the only job where your salary is negative $30,000 a year.

    這是唯一一個你一年賺負三萬美元的工作吧

  • It seems like men are just looking for women who are gonna take care of them,

    看起來男人都在尋找會照顧他們的女人

  • there's nurses, and there's doctors, and there's dental hygienists.

    榜上有護士、醫生還有牙齒美容師

  • Number 16 was picker upper of socks.

    第 16 名是幫你撿襪子的褓姆

  • I'm glad TV personality is ranked high

    我很慶幸電視名人的排名很高

  • because there's a TV personality on my show who is single,

    因為我的節目中有個電視名人單身

  • it's our production assistant, Ari.

    我們的製作助理 Ari

  • Everybody knows Ari, and-

    每個人都知道 Ari

  • >> [APPLAUSE] >> He sells stuff in the Ellen shop.

    (歡呼)他在艾倫商店賣東西

  • So technically, he's an entrepreneur.

    所以實際上他應該算是個企業家

  • >> [LAUGH] >> And we are still trying to find him a date.

    (大笑)而我們一直都在幫他找女朋友

  • He's single.

    他單身

  • So, if there is anybody out there and you're interested please let me know.

    所以,如果有任何人對他有興趣的請讓我知道

  • In the meantime, I am very happy that I have someone.

    同時,我很開心至少我有另一半了

  • Good luck, everybody.

    祝大家好運

  • It seems like a nightmare out there.

    看起來現實很殘酷

  • So whoever has somebody, let's just dance and celebrate it.

    所以那些已經不愁對象的人,讓我們來跳舞慶祝吧

How many of you are on Tinder?

你們有多少人在玩 Tinder?

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