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  • (On the last video)

    *在上一部影片*

  • As you can tell...

    如你所見...

  • I'm dying

    我快死了

  • (last coughs)

    科學也許告訴你差異 *根據真實故事*

  • Science may be telling you differently

    但是我破產了

  • But I'm broke

    你不相信??

  • Don't believe me?

    是真的

  • It's true

    告訴他們,Ainsley

  • Tell 'em Ainsley.

    你他媽的破產了,老兄

  • You broke as f*ck boy!

    我快餓死了

  • I am dying of hunger

    好痛!!

  • UUUH

    就是這樣,各位 我破產了

  • AHHH

    他們想要偷我的錢 所以銀行封鎖我的卡

  • Ouch!

    有個在紐約的雞巴人 買2萬6千台電腦,老天啊!!

  • That's right everyone, I am broke!

    你那麼努力 我至少可以尊敬你

  • They tried to steal my money, so the bank blocked my card

    如果我沒在2週內 得到幫助來解救銀行帳號

  • Some motherf*cker in New York, tried to buy a computer for 26k, JEEESUS.

    我就要喝我自己做的咖啡

  • You went hard and I can respect that at least...

    就只能以口袋的零錢維生

  • I haven't got access to my bank account in 2 weeks

    我甚至負擔不起隱形眼鏡

  • I have to drink my own made coffee :c

    我就是... 幹我瞎了

  • I have to live off pocket change

    我只剩9天可以租這辦公室了

  • I can't even afford buying contact lenses

    你可能覺得我在開玩笑...我真的... 我沒有,我破產了,我沒錢了

  • I literally... fuck it I'm blind!

    Marzia不會讓我拉屎

  • I'm like 9 days late on my rent on this office

    在4天內帳單會到我的 Adobe CC Premiere編輯軟體

  • You may think I'm jo..I'm reall...I'm not, I'm fucking broke I have no money

    我將無法剪輯影片

  • Marzia won't let me shit(

    你破產了屁股雞掰人

  • haha

    沒錯,Ainsley 我是個破產屁股雞掰人

  • In four days the billing goes out for my Adobe CC Premiere Editing software

    Patreon??那是什麼??

  • I won't be able to edit videos

    真天才!

  • (evil Ainsley voice) You are a broke ass motherfucker

    我可以直接乞求金錢

  • That's right Ainsley, I am a broke ass motherfucker

    我的天,對!!

  • (Japanese gibberish)

    Patreon!

  • (awkward silence)

    從現在開始是我最愛的網站

  • A patreon? What is that?

    OK,我要建立我的Patreon

  • That's genius!

    叫做poopiepie很窮

  • I could just beg for money.

    求救!

  • Oh my God, yes!

    聽好,1塊錢(美金)就可以訂閱我的頻道

  • Patreon!

    你只要花1塊錢

  • (divine music)

    我想這是很不錯的價錢

  • My favorite website from now on

    5塊錢就可以得到這張房景圖

  • Ok, I'm gonna set up my own Patreon

    我想這是個很好的贈品

  • It's gonna be called poopiepie is poor

    7塊錢...如果你給7元 你得到Edgar

  • Help!

    就他媽的拿去吧

  • Listen up! $1, you'll be able to subscribe to my channel!

    知道嗎??

  • you only have to pay 1 dollar

    它免費,我不要它,肏它的

  • I think that's a pretty good k...bargain

    這是它的屌

  • For 5 dollars you get this roomscape image

    走開

  • I think that is a pretty good offer!

    你在做什麼??

  • Seven bucks - if you pledge seven dollars you get Edgar

    我需要更多主意

  • Alright just fucking take IT

    對於Patreon

  • You know what?!

    我應該看其他人的個人檔案 看看他們做了什麼

  • He's free, I don't want him! Fuck him!

    天才!!

  • That's his penis

    就這樣吧!

  • Hey get out of there!

    這個Patreon

  • What are you doin

    如果你付5元

  • I need more ideas

    你得到...

  • For patreons!

    你得到...

  • (Ainsly with a heavy German accent)

    你得到裸體照片!!!

  • I should just look at other people's profiles and see what they do!

    真天才!!

  • Geeenius

    *角色扮演* 你知道嗎??如果你付500元 你得到裸體

  • let's do that

    聽著,我知道你想要裸體

  • Oh woooow

    500元

  • This Patreon

    還有

  • If you pay 5 bucks

    我給你看我的奶頭

  • *r.i.p microphone *

    裸體看起來...

  • You get a

    一直在Patreon重複發生

  • YOU GET NUDE PHOTOS!!!

    你會找到很多

  • OWW

    有個正妹

  • Geeenius

    聽著!

  • You know what? If you pay 500 bucks you get nudes

    沒有不尊重

  • Listen, I know you want the nudes.

    我覺得這很棒

  • 500 bucks

    1年2次,我會傳給你私訊影片

  • aaand

    祝你生日快樂

  • I will show you my nipples!

    在你跟阻礙奮鬥的時候鼓勵你

  • Nudes seem to be aaa

    或者任何你想要的

  • A reoccurring thing on Patreon

    她說"任何你想要的"

  • you'll find it a lot

    笑臉

  • With mediumly attractive women.

    我想我們都知道那是什麼意思

  • listen!

    我想付20元來試試看

  • No disrespect

    只是想看我會得到什麼

  • I think it's great

    如果我有錢,我就會做,我發誓

  • twice per year, I'll send you a personal video message

    妳說妳可以做任何我想做的

  • wishing you a happy birthday

    為什麼妳不在鏡頭前拉屎??

  • Encouraging you with whatever you're struggling through

    妳他媽的有什麼問題

  • or whatever you want

    我想要回我的20元

  • *pause*

    給50萬

  • Hey she said "whatever you want"!

    我會在skype跟你私訊

  • Smiley face

    我會全程露屌

  • I think we all know what that means.

    鏡頭在我的生殖器上

  • I wanna pay 20 bucks just to kinda try this out

    給100萬

  • Just to see what you get back

    我會在skype跟你私訊

  • If I had money, I would do it I swear.

    我會玩快樂輪子,獨家的

  • You said you could do whatever I want!

    來玩吧!! 我會尖叫,然後我會說所有舊的

  • Why won't you shit on camera?

    我們都喜歡的2014年梗

  • da fuck is wrong with you

    像是

  • I want my 20 bucks back

    啊~~他強暴我!!

  • For 500,000 dollars

    喔,爸爸 兒子我不在乎

  • I will have a private skype chat with you

    給1百萬的話,我會

  • Where my dick is out the whole time

    跟你玩失憶症24小時 然後假裝我被嚇到

  • and will be zoomed in on my genitals

    然後開始尖叫

  • For $1,000,000

    桶子!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I will have a private Skype chat with you

    給2百萬,我會給你虛擬的brofist

  • Where... I play Happy Wheels

    它看起來有點像...

  • Exclusive Let's play

    只是比這個好多了

  • and I will make all

    喔!Boogie有個...

  • the old 2014 memes that we all love

    有個...

  • like

    給100元

  • *girl screams * AAAH he is raping meh

    然後...

  • Oh dad, son I don't care

    你會...

  • For a 1,000,000 dollars I will

    什麼都得不到

  • play Amnesia for 24 hours while I pretend to be scared

    這比我一生從影片裡得到的錢還多

  • and start screaming

    也許他有段時間沒更新了 但這真是...

  • BAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRREEELLLS!!

    天殺的真相

  • For 2,000,000 dollars I will a Virtual brofist

    嗨各位,這裡是Scarce

  • It looks a little bit something like *Hits mic* this

    看起來poodiepie號召一個大Youtuber

  • Only just a lot better!

    Scarce?

  • Oh Boogie has a ..

    你才大...這樣如何??

  • has one

    這樣如何?? 我跟你一起創造八卦

  • Oh!

    有人傳給我這個Patreon

  • Pledge 100 dollars

    是個ASMR

  • aaand

    每個月1000美金??!!

  • you

    這是什麼??

  • will get nothing

    *嘿!親愛的*

  • This is more money than many on my videos will generate in a lifetime.

    耶穌啊

  • Key, maybe

    *我剛剛去購物*

  • he hasn't updated this in a while but that's just

    *你想看我的新衣服嗎??*

  • not fucking true

    我同意,別告訴Marzia

  • Hey guys, Scarce here

    很高興你做了這些 授予訪問權限

  • looks like poodiepie calls out a HUUUGE youtuber

    對顧客限定的贈送 就會變成...

  • Scarce?

    共同體

  • How bout yo... you're huge?

    到了這階段

  • How about that?

    我就能把youtube變成正職

  • Yea , I'm creating drama with you

    相當確定它已經是了,Grade 拜託,我愛你

  • *laugh*

    但你在說什麼??!!

  • Someone send me this Patreon

    我猜Grade和boogie都沒更新他們的

  • Which is an ASMR one

    好的,我不怎麼在乎 但這有點有趣

  • A 1000 dollars per month?

    對這我很認真,Bros

  • What is this??

    我破產了,我完全沒有錢的通路

  • *click*

    來吧!!

  • Hey honey

    今天就成為...

  • OHJEEZ

    一個brotreon

  • *ASMR continues* just came out from shopping ...

    連結在影片描述裡

  • Do you wanna see the new shirts I have? yes pls

    我想你會喜歡你看到的

  • I agree, don't tell Marzia

    結語是 受到這傢伙的啟發

  • *terrified* OOOH!

    是個16歲的學生 然後他說...

  • Oh

    如果你斗內7千元 他就會跟你去義大利

  • OH

    這會是個美好時光 我們會沉浸在美好的文化中

  • WOW!

    然後一起創造新生活

  • oH!

    所以如果你斗內4千700萬

  • Ahhhhhh

    我們一起去烏拉圭

  • ERrgrgrgh

    然後...

  • You'll be so glad you did this, access granted

    我們一起創造新生活

  • to my patron-only *voice crack* feed where there will be:

    然後我會永遠辭掉youtube

  • Community

    聽起來很棒 今天就成為Patreon吧

  • At this level

    非常謝謝你們大家

  • I will be able to make youtube my full-time job

    非常愛你們大家

  • Pretty sure it already is Grade.... Come on, I love you

    連結在影片描述裡

  • What the- what are you talking about?haha

    按讚 每個讚代表

  • I assume both Grade and boogie just haven't updated theirs

    一個brofist

  • Alright, I don't really care but it is kind of funny!

    BROFIST!

  • I'm serious about this bros

    不!不!不! 這要5塊錢

  • I am broke! I literally have no access to money

    你最好先給錢

  • Here we go...

    (後面還有)

  • Become...

    我忘了講...

  • A patreon TODAY

    Patreon是個好東西

  • Link is in the description

    我沒有反對它 我想它支援

  • I think you will like what you see

    不能自助的藝術家

  • Final word is inspired by this guy

    因為廣告收入真的很糟

  • Who

    就像...

  • Is a 16 year old student AAAAND

    你在Youtube得不到一堆觀看次數

  • He says

    還是無法自己得到足夠的支援

  • If you donate 7000 he will go to Italy with you aaand...

    如果粉絲可以支持你 讓你專職做想做的事

  • it will be an amazing time where there we'll bask in the beautiful culture

    我覺得這很棒

  • And build a new laif togethar

    我沒有這個問題

  • So if you donate 47 million dollars ...

    只想讓它更清楚

  • We will go together to Uruguay

    翻譯:John 蝶野智子

  • aaand

    這混亂的時間軸不是我弄的 我也快瘋了

  • We'll build a new life together

  • And I will quit youtube forever

  • Sounds good become a Patreon today

  • Thank you guys so much.

  • Love you guys so *burp* much

  • Link is in the descriptioN!

  • Leave a like, every like is

  • is a brofist

  • BROFIST!

  • No no no, they cost 5 bucks!

  • You better pledge that shiat first!

  • That's a- that's a good second video to start with.

  • So...?

  • This is game ...

  • *record scratching*

  • I forgot to mention....

  • Patreon is a great thing

  • I'm not against it at all, I think it supports

  • *inhale*

  • AAAM

  • Artists who are not quite being able to support themselves

  • Because Ad revenue fucking sucks

  • like...

  • Aaaah, you can get a shit ton of views on youtube and

  • still not really make enough to fully support yourself

  • and

  • if fans can support you what you do full time

  • I think that's an awesome thing

  • Um...

  • I have no problem with that

  • Just wanted that to be clear

  • place

  • AAAHHH

  • A little bit like Neko Atsume?

  • If you played that game

  • You pick it up, you play it for a while

  • You put it back in yout pocket

  • aaaand ah

  • You check it about lil' bit later.... you kno'?

  • It's a really really fun game experience, that I really REALLY enjoy and

  • I think it works perfect for

  • mobile

  • ummm

  • Oh shit I keep forgetting to click on Sponsor eagle, you can get shit from him

(On the last video)

*在上一部影片*

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