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  • Ten things you should never say to a girl:

    10 件你不該和女生說的事情:

  • I don't care if this is your girlfriend, or your wife, or just one of your friends,

    不管是你的女朋友、老婆、還是只是一個朋友

  • there are just certain things that you cannot say to a girl.

    有某些事情就是不能和女生說

  • So here we go!

    讓我們來看看!

  • Learn. From our. Mistakes.

    讓我們的錯誤中,學習

  • "So when's the due date?"

    「所以預產期是什麼時候?」

  • I mean, never, ever, say anything about a girl's weight.

    我說,千萬、千萬不要提到一個女生的體重

  • Ever.

    任何時候都不要提到

  • Even if you're saying something nice about it.

    就算你是在誇獎她

  • It'll most likely be taken like this:

    最終都會被誤以為是:

  • Jordan: Wow! You've lost some weight!

    Jorden:哇!妳瘦了好多!

  • Amy: WAS I FAT BEFORE?

    Amy:我以前很肥嗎?

  • "What are you wearing?"

    「妳穿的這是什麼啊?」

  • Don't make disparaging comments about a girl's physical appearance.

    不要對女生的身體外觀作輕蔑的批評。

  • Seriously, you could scar her for life.

    我是說真的,你會造成她終身的傷害

  • "You're overreacting. You're probably just hormonal."

    「你反應也太大了吧?可能是受到荷爾蒙的影響。」

  • If anyone actually got away with saying this, they did not live long enough to tell the tale.

    就算有人可以說了這些話還沒事,他們也無法活得夠久來告訴你這個故事。

  • This is essentially shutting a girl's thoughts down by telling her that she's insane.

    這基本上就是制止一個女生的想法,然後告訴她她瘋了

  • What if someone did that to you?

    如果換作是別人這樣對你呢?

  • Josh: And that's how I feel about it.

    Josh:這就是我的感受

  • Kelly: Wow, that is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

    Kelly:哇,這是我聽過最蠢的事情了

  • Don't worry, it's not your fault,

    不用擔心,這不是你的錯

  • you're just testosteronal.

    你只是是受到睪丸激素的影響

  • "Girl, you look fine! Like, seriously good. Like, you are, it's-all-I'm-ever-going-to-talk-about hot."

    「女孩兒,你蠻正的!我是說,非常正。就好像,妳是,我就只能一直說妳有多辣。」

  • It's fine to give a girl compliments on how she looks,

    你可以誇獎一個女生的外表

  • until you become that extremely creepy guy that everybody avoids.

    如果太過就會變成一個大家避之唯恐不及、令人毛骨悚然的傢伙

  • BHK: You have the biggest eyes of any people.

    BHK:妳是我見過眼睛最大的人

  • Can I touch your hand?

    我可以摸妳的手嗎?

  • I just did...Oops!

    哎呀!我已經摸了...

  • Wow, you have beautiful hair!

    哇,你的頭髮好美!

  • Oh my goodness...

    哦,我的天啊 ...

  • Your eyes are like a deep blue ocean that I want to swim in...

    你的雙眼好像深藍色的海洋,我想要在裡面游泳 ...

  • You have a fuzzle on your shirt, hehe...

    妳襯衫上有毛球,嘿嘿 ...

  • You have the cutest button nose!

    妳的鼻子像按鈕一樣超可愛的!

  • "Are you sure you should be eating that?"

    「你確定妳應該吃那個嗎?」

  • Guys are almost required to go back for seconds to maintain their manliness.

    男生在吃東西時點第二份就好像是維持男子氣概一樣。

  • But if a girl goes back for seconds?

    不過如果是一個女生點了第二份?

  • Well, she must be...

    那她一定是 ...

  • "Oh, yeah, my ex used to say that too."

    「喔,對啊,我前女友也這樣說。」

  • Much in the same way that guys don't like being compared to other guys,

    就像男生不愛被拿來和其他的男性比較一樣

  • Do NOT compare a girl, to another girl.

    不要拿其他的女性去和一個女生做比較

  • Just stay on the safe side,

    為了慎重起見

  • do not even mention another girl in the same sentence as the girl you're talking with.

    當你在和女生說話時最好避免提到其他的女性

  • It's not worth the risk!

    不值得冒險啊!

  • YOLO: If your eyes were more blue, they would look like my ex!

    YOLO:如果你的眼睛再藍一點,看起來就像我前女友的眼睛!

  • When my ex dyed her hair, it looked just like this!

    當我前女友染頭髮時,看起來就像這樣!

  • The only thing hotter than you, is my ex-girlfriend!

    能比妳還正的,大概只有我前女友了!

  • Just like my ex!

    和我前任一樣!

  • "Well, y'know, if you weren't so..."

    「呃,你知道嗎,如果你不是這麼 ... 」

  • Fellas, this is a slippery slope.

    各位,這是個錯誤的開始

  • You think that you're the only one who's been keeping a record of wrongs?

    你以為只有你在記仇嗎?

  • No.

  • I mean, you may very well be,

    我的意思是最好是這樣

  • but 50% divorce rate says otherwise.

    但從50% 的離婚率看來並不是

  • "Hey, is so-and-so single?"

    「嘿,那個誰誰誰是單身嗎?」

  • This is roughly the equivalent of saying:

    這大概就像在說:

  • "Hey you! Oh, you...not so much..."

    「嘿美女!噢,不是你 ... 」

  • "But your friend over there, a real hottie!"

    「是那邊那位,你的辣妹朋友!」

  • "And I, need hottie's number."

    「而我,需要得到辣妹的電話號碼。」

  • "I didn't really like you. It was probably just hormones."

    「我其實沒那麼喜歡你,之前應該是受到荷爾蒙的影響吧!」

  • This is the classic "guy strings girl along and then breaks it off and says it wasn't anything in the first place."

    這是經典的「男生追到女生後想要分手,所以就推說其實打從一開始就沒什麼。」

  • Not so fast, Buster!

    先別把話說死啊老兄!

  • Act like you're an adult!

    表現得像個成年人吧!

  • Josh: Look, I know I said I loved you, but I wasn't really serious about it...

    Josh:聽著,我知道我說過我愛你,不過我說的時候並不是很認真...

  • So let's just pretend it didn't happen, okay?

    不如我們就假裝我不曾說過,好嗎?

  • Kelly: Well, I guess that works out, I don't date 5 year olds anyway.

    Kelly:好啊,我想這樣也好,反正我不和 5 歲的人約會

  • "Cramps? Oh yeah, I get those too sometimes. Just suck it up, you'll be fine."

    「腹痛?哦,我有時候也會耶!忍一忍就過了,沒事的。」

  • The end.

    結束

  • Y'know, now that I think about it,

    你知道嗎?現在我想起來

  • guy's think that girls are so overly sensitive,

    男生認為女生就是太過敏感

  • and that's why they shouldn't say any of these things

    所以他們才不該說這些話

  • but, if you really think about it,

    不過,如果你仔細地思考一下

  • Most of these things just boil down to the golden rule.

    大部分的這些事情都歸根究底於一個黃金定律。

  • I guess girls just wanna be treated with kindness and respect

    我想女生都希望被以善意和尊重對待

  • the way that we expect them to treat us!

    就像我們期望他人也這樣對待我們一樣!

  • Huh! Funny how that works!

    呵呵!是不是很妙呢?

Ten things you should never say to a girl:

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