hey this is MatSan

嘿這是MatSan

today is our first

今天是我們第一集的

question and answer video

問答時間

question time!

問答時間~~~

one of our subscribers

其中一位訂閱者

if we pronounce it correctly

如果我們唸對的話

ask us

問我們

this story

我們是怎麼認識彼此的?

actually starting pretty cheap

這個故事呢

to be honest

開始的很廉價

but it's not cheap

老實說

it's not, it's perfect

但一點也不廉價

don't judge us

這故事完美極了

starting from me

不要批評我們

I was having the last winter holidays

一開始是因為我

so I was thinking

那時候快到我最後一個寒假

I'm gonna go to Europe

所以我就想

somewhere

我一定要去趟歐洲

which I never been there

某個

so then I choose Poland

我從來沒去過的國家

and I was...

所以我就選了波蘭

you could choose Serbia or Poland

然後我...

because I want to choose

你那時候可選塞爾維亞或波蘭

something which is not like a popular spot in Taiwan

因為我想要選

I was teaching Chinese and English

對台灣人來說沒那麼熱門的國家

for university students

我那時是來教大學學生

and

中文和英文

at this point

然後

everybody asked me

在這個時候

so your boyfriend is your student?

大家就會問我說

no

所以你男朋友是你學生囉?

he is not

不是

the friend

他不是

who interviewed me

由來是

basically the person who decided to let me come to Poland

當初面試我的那位朋友

he actually invited me to a friend's party

基本上他就是決定讓我來波蘭的人

which this friend's party

他邀請我到一個朋友的派對

is his best friend's party

這派對呢

he already admitted that

就是他最好朋友舉辦的派對

there's gonna be an Asian girl

我朋友那時跟我說

a girl from Taiwan

到時會有一個亞洲女生來參加

so I was...

一個台灣女生

pretty obsessed with this race

我...

sounds super pervert

那時對這民族很著迷

I know, I know

聽起來超級變態

she was there

我知道啦

with other friends of mine

她到場了

and I was like: oh my God

和我其他的朋友們一起

nice

我那時的反應是: 天啊

pervert

好欸

I wasn't even expecting

變態

any guys from this party

我那時根本沒有期望

I mean

會遇到任何男生

any date from this party

我意思是說

it was the first party I ever join

我沒期望會有任何約會

when I came to Poland

那是我來波蘭後

and then I'm just there, pretty shy in the beginning

參加的第一場派對

she was very shy

所以我就害羞地待在那

and I was shy as well

她非常害羞

about talking to her

我也很害羞

I didn't even notice him in the beginning

不敢跟她講話

no, you did

我一開始根本沒注意到他

you were like

才不是 你有注意到我

who is that conservative looking guy

你是想說

yea, he was wearing suit

那個打扮這麼保守的人是誰啊

as always

對阿 他穿著西裝

it was't my type at that moment

跟往常一樣

so I was like

完全就不是我的菜

this guy is a boring conservative guy probably

所以我的反應是

and I shaked hand with him

這人大概是保守又無聊的男子吧

hi hi hi

就握握手

hi Mateusz

嗨嗨嗨

I love you

嗨Mateusz

dislike

我愛你啦

anyways

不開心啦

I was already trying to pick her up

總而言之

let's just be straight forward

我就開始試著要搭訕她

so I was trying some basic tricks

我們就坦白的講

in the beginning I was

所以我一開始先試些簡單的把戲

going for the coke or the beer

一開始我試著

to the next room

走去拿可樂或啤酒

and I'm like

在隔壁的廚房

saying excuse me to her

然後

I have no memory at all

對她說: 不好意思 借過一下

just because to have this

我完全沒有印象

eye contact with her

為了要跟她有

to start the real conversation

更多眼神的接觸

but I was still very shy

以開啟更多的話題

so I just took few more beer

但我還是很害羞

that's how to solve the problem

所以我又喝了幾瓶啤酒

it was like

這就是問題的解決之道

we were already talking

過一下子後我們

but with a group of people

已經有聊到天

yea I was sitting in front of the computer

但是是跟一群人一起

and we were watching something

嗯 我坐在電腦前

I don't remember

我們好像在看什麼東西

and then he just somehow joined our conversation

不記得了

and I was already like...

然後他不知怎的就加入了我們的對話

few people just disappeared from there

我那時候已經有點茫茫了

and there was only one of my friend

後來好幾人就消失了

one

只剩下我一個朋友

the second one

一個

yes two of them

還有第二個朋友

and me, and her

對 有兩個人

so I was like

和我跟她

yes, this is the moment

我就想

to just tell something to her

yes!這就是我的時機

I was like: you're from Taiwan

可以開始跟她聊天了

you know

我就說: 你從台灣來的

I know Taipei 101

跟你說

this is the building in Taipei

我知道台北101哦

who...

這是台灣的知名建築

who use this as the first pick up girl line?! Jesus

誰...

me, and it succeed

誰會用這當作把妹第一句話啊!

and then we just started the conversation

我啊 還成功了好嗎

and then it went well

然後我們就開始聊天

after that

一切都滿順的

everybody saying we're going out to make a snowman

之後

snowman

大家提議我們要出去外面

because I never make any snowman in my life

堆雪人

it was very sliperry

因為我人生中還沒堆過雪人

I was shaking

外面地很滑

we were building the snowman first

我一直在晃

and then we were fighting with the snow balls

我們一開始先堆了雪人

because everybody was attacking each other

接著開始打雪仗

and he actually protected me

然後因為大家都在互相攻擊

yes and this is the second pick up guide

他竟然出手保護我

it was on purpose?

沒錯 這是我的第二招

yes because

那是計畫好的?!?!

it was like:

因為

you know, Taipei 101 is like a

我說給你聽

mysterious, weird guy

台北101這話題

then a protector

表達出我的神秘和奇特

so it's three in one

接著是保護者的角色

mysterious

是個三合一的概念

weird, protector

神秘

what?!?!

又奇怪的保護者

so he was protecting me like

什麼?!

hug me like this

所以他用這種方法保護我

in his hug

像這樣

out of all the snowballs

大力抱到懷中

so I was like

抵擋了所有的雪球

oh melting

我當時反應是

really, that was the moment that I felt like

噢 我要融化了

ohhh wow that is very nice and romantic

真的 那個當下我覺得

my friends were still playing with the snowballs

哇嗚這好浪漫

and we decided to go inside the room

我朋友都還繼續打雪仗

yea just two of us

我們就決定進到房間裡去

not in the room

只有我們兩個

just in the living room

不是房間啦

in the room sounds so pervert

我們是待在客廳

no it's really in the living room

待在房間裡聽起來超級變態的

in front of the computer

真的 是在客廳裡

we were trying to find each other on Facebook

坐在電腦前面

that was a very stupid part

我們試著要在Facebook上找彼此

because I wanted to have a connection with her already

這是很蠢的部分

so I can talk to her after the party

因為我已經想要跟她建立好關係

basically we were looking for her Facebook

所以派對過後我們還可以繼續聊天

and she forgot her password

我們開始找彼此Facebook

and we couldn't log into her acoount

然後她忘了她的密碼

I didn't forget

所以她無法登入她帳號

it's like I was too drunk

我才沒有忘記

so I was like:

我是太暈了

I can't find the right key

所以我打字都亂打

I think it's more like that

我按不到對的按鍵

so I logged into mine

是這樣才對

and invited her to be my friend

所以最後我登入了我的帳號

another of my best friend was playing with these people also

然後邀請她成為我的好友

somehow

我另外一個好朋友也是跟大家在打雪仗

they just made a fantastic idea

不知怎的

they took a shelve

他們冒出了這個天才的主意

shelve? yea

他們拿了雪鏟

to take the snow

雪鏟對嗎? 對

and throw to each other

把雪鏟起來

it was really a big mistake

丟彼此

because

這是一個很大的錯誤

my best friend got punch in the face

因為

and cut a bit of his eye

我朋友臉被雪鏟砸中

and also the face

他眼睛受傷

and he ended up in the hospital

臉也被割傷了

this is so weird

最後他進了醫院

we were talking with each other

這很怪

I don't remember this part at all

我們忙著跟彼此聊天

me too

我完全不記得這部分了

I remember the last part when I was talking with him

我也是

was like:

我那晚跟他聊天的最後記憶

I want to puke

是

so I'm going to the 2nd floor

我想吐

and I told him I'll be right back

所以我就跑到二樓

I went to puke

然後我跟他說我馬上回來

and then I kind of resting

跑去吐之後

or half falling asleep outside the toilet

我就在廁所外面休息

and then the friend showed up

也可以說是呈現半睡著狀態

and asked me to take a room to sleep

然後他朋友看到我

and I was still having party with my friends

就叫我找間空房去睡覺

and he was waiting for me

而我跟朋友繼續待在派對裡

I was waiting for her

他那時候還繼續等我回來

I was literally waiting for her

繼續等她

cuz I thought she's gonna show up again

我真的就在那等她回來

but no

因為我以為她吐完會再出現

not at all

結果沒有

I woke up at 7, very early in the moring

完全沒有

and she typed to me back

我一大早7點多起床

and I wasn't really thinking about dating this guy

然後她回我Facebook了

I was more thinking like

我那時候並沒有想說要跟他約會

we can hangout as friends

我的想法是

because

我們可以先當朋友出去玩

when we were drunk

因為

the feeling was nice

當我們醉的時候

like we have lots of topics to talk to each other

我們聊得很開心

so I would like to see

有很多話題可以聊

how about the time when we're sober?

所以我想知道說

so we're chatting on Facebook

那我們清醒的時候呢?

I invited him...

我們就在Facebook上聊了起來

yea that's amazing

我邀請他

I was like

這讓我很驚訝

trying to invite her

我那時候是

but it took me so long

試著邀請她出去玩

but actually she invited me

但我一直在話題間打轉

yea I was telling him:

結果她就開口了

maybe we can go out?

嗯我跟他說

maybe tomorrow?

不然我們可以一起出去玩?

yea I was like: what? tomorrow? woo!

明天如何?

when we meet each other

我反應是 什麼? 哇! 耶!

near the old town

當我們隔天見面時

we just went to the bar

我們跑到舊城去

had a nice walk

去了幾間酒吧

and

散散步

what impressed you a lot

然後

I was showing you the beer

讓你印象很深刻的

I was explaining every beer

是我介紹啤酒給你

you don't know the language at all

我解釋了每款啤酒的細節

and you have no knowledge about drinking

我那時完全不懂波蘭文

about everything basically

對於這邊的酒類文化

so he was actually introducing everything

和全部的文化都還不了解

which beer is with what kind of taste

他就每個細節都慢慢地解釋給我聽

no one else had ever done that to me

哪款啤酒是哪種味道呀

they only recommend me

從沒有其他人這樣對我過

this one is good, take it

他們都直接說

it was a big plus

這個好 選這個

on that date

這其實是他在那天約會

he actually gain lots of points

的一大加分

during thisdate

他其實在那天的約會

which I hope

加了很多分

is not planned

我希望

I walked her back to the dormitory

這都不是計畫好的

and that was this...time

之後我陪她走回宿舍

it's like

而這就是關鍵時刻了

already it was so late

是這樣的

and near the dormitory

那時已經很晚了

and we were just hugging each other

我們在宿舍外面

I was just talking bullshit

我們就在那擁抱

basically to be closer and closer

我一直在講些廢話

and then we kissed

基本上就是離她越來越近

we kissed

然後我們就接吻了

yes we kissed

親了

don't judge us, we kissed

對我們接吻了

everybody is very skeptical

不要批評我們 我們接吻了

in the begging

大家在一開始

like, I'm