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  • - It's back-to-school time, yay!

    開學啦,哦也!

  • That's sucks.

    感覺糟糕透了

  • Because many of you are back to school,

    因為你們大多數人要開學了

  • I decided that I wanted to share some advice with you.

    我決定和你們分享一些建議

  • When I was in school, there was a lot of things

    當我還在讀書的時候,有很多事情

  • that my teachers would tell me not to do

    老師會告訴我不能做

  • that research has since shown

    但是最近的科學研究顯示

  • to be actually beneficial for students,

    這些不能干的事情其實對學生是有益的

  • so I decided that I wanted to share those with you,

    於是我決定和你們分享這些消息

  • in case your teacher ever tells you to not do these things.

    萬一你們的老師告訴你們哪些事情不能做

  • Dis gon be one dem edu-ma-cational videos.

    這將是個教育片

  • Texting friends is a waste of time!

    發短信給朋友是浪費時間

  • Actually, research shows

    事實上,研究顯示

  • that texting can actually improve language skills,

    發短信是可以提供語言技巧

  • and the earlier that you start, the better it works,

    早發早受益

  • 'cause research shows that the better your texting skills,

    因為研究顯示你發短信的技巧越好

  • the better your reading and writing skills,

    你的閱讀和寫作的水平越高

  • and the reason for that

    理由是

  • is because kids aren't texting these days

    因為年輕人不是以發短信

  • instead of writing short stories and poetry.

    來取代寫短篇小說和詩歌

  • Kids are texting instead of not doing anything at all.

    年輕人用發短信取代無所事事

  • Let's be honest.

    老實說

  • How many of you would willingly write stuff out

    多少人願意寫東西

  • if email and texting didn't exist?

    如果郵件和短信不存在的話

  • I would say probably a very small percentage of you,

    我敢說是很少的一部份人吧

  • you lazy (beep)!

    你是懶鬼(畢)

  • Chewing gum in class is a distraction!

    上課嚼口香糖容易分散注意力

  • Actually, chewing gum helps you focus and concentrate,

    事實上,嚼口香糖幫助你集中注意力

  • as well as relieve stress and tension.

    還可以舒緩壓力和緊張

  • Believe it or not,

    信不信由你

  • even the military uses gum

    連軍隊都使用口香糖

  • to help soldiers stay sharp,

    幫助士兵保持敏銳

  • and if that wasn't impressive enough,

    如果那還不是有力的證明的話

  • gum can actually increase your memory

    口香糖可以幫助你提供

  • as much as 35%.

    大約35%的記憶力

  • That means, if you're performing a tedious task,

    如果你在執行一個單調乏味的事情

  • like cramming all night for an exam,

    比如為了考試死記硬背整個晚上

  • you should have a mouthful of Bazooka Joe.

    你應該準備整個月的火箭炮喬

  • The gum, not the person.

    口香糖的牌子,不是那個人

  • I don't even know if there is a person

    我不知道是否有個人叫

  • named Bazooka Joe.

    火箭炮喬

  • It's not sexual.

    這可不性感

  • (Clears throat) Moving on.

    (清清嗓子)繼續

  • Listening to your iPod distracts from your studying!

    邊聽音樂邊學習是分散注意力

  • Music can actually be used to improve your studying,

    音樂其實可以幫助你提高學習

  • if you use it correctly.

    如果你使用正確的話

  • The music doesn't have to be Mozart,

    音樂不一定是要莫扎特的

  • but it should be instrumental and moderately paced,

    但可以是樂器音樂和溫和節奏的

  • which should be pretty obvious,

    理由很明顯

  • because who's going to be able to memorize Shakespeare

    誰會記得莎士比亞

  • when all you hear is

    當你聽到的是

  • (Indian vocal music)

    印度音樂

  • Really though, listening to music while studying

    是吧。學習的時候聽音樂

  • blocks out annoying distractions,

    隔離討厭的注意力分散

  • which increases performance

    可以提供效率

  • and helps you relax and concentrate.

    和幫助你放鬆和集中注意力

  • Doodling in class is counter-productive!

    在課堂上亂寫亂畫只能適得其反

  • Actually, doodling is the exact opposite

    事實上,亂寫亂畫正好是

  • of what most people think.

    與人們想得相反

  • By preventing the brain

    的方式保護大腦

  • from going into a brain-fart-type coma

    處於大腦短路的狀態

  • during really boring things,

    在做一些超級無聊的事情的時候

  • such as, say, I don't know, lectures,

    比如說 我不知道 聽訓斥

  • it actually helps you to concentrate

    事實上幫助你集中注意力

  • a lot more than a non-doodler,

    比亂寫亂畫多得多

  • so, as it turns out,

    所以, 也就是說

  • that treasure chest full of dick pictures that you drew

    你畫的珠寶箱里滿是陽具的圖片

  • is actually be beneficial for you.

    事實上你從中受益

  • (Latin music)

    (拉丁音樂)

  • Daydreaming is a waste of time!

    做白日夢是在浪費時間

  • While daydreaming may seem like pure procrastination,

    做白日夢看上去純粹是在拖延

  • it's actually a very useful thinking tool.

    但事實上這是一個有效的思考工具

  • You know how they say

    你可能知道他們說過

  • we only use a small fraction of our brain?

    我們只用了大腦的很小一部份

  • Well, daydreaming actually helps unlock

    白日夢其實幫助開啟

  • huge chunks of the rest of our brain,

    巨大的一部分未使用的大腦

  • which can help with problem solving and breakthroughs,

    也許能幫助你解決問題和取得重大突破

  • 'cause, think about it,

    想想吧

  • have you ever noticed that,

    你有注意到嗎

  • when you're concentrating really hard

    當你非常努力集中注意力的時候

  • and you're stressed about something,

    和你壓力太大的時候

  • that it just seems like nothing's quite getting through?

    就覺得沒有解決方案

  • That's basically because

    那是因為

  • you're shutting down the rest of your brain

    你停運的大腦

  • because you're thinking so hard.

    因為你太努力了

  • Sometimes solving a problem

    有時候解決問題需要你

  • actually requires you to stop concentrating

    把集中注意力

  • on solving that problem

    暫時離開那個問題

  • and just let your mind drift.

    只是令你的思維隨波逐流

  • That's also why you hear a lot of people say

    這也是很多人說

  • they've had breakthrough ideas

    他們找的問題的突破口

  • when in the shower or taking a dump,

    是在洗澡或者在在大號的時候

  • which is actually

    也就是說

  • how I came up with the concept for this video.

    我是如何集中注意力做這個視頻的

  • (gasps) That's a great idea!

    (打嗝)這是個不錯的主意

  • (farts)

    (放屁)

  • So, if you're ever in class,

    所以,即使在教室裡

  • and your teacher tells you

    老師告訴你

  • to stop doing any of those things,

    不要做任何這些事的時候

  • just tell her to go educate herself,

    告訴他去長點見識吧

  • you (beep) cow!

    你(畢)笨蛋

  • No, but tell her to check out the links below this video.

    不,告訴他看看這個視頻下面的鏈接

  • It's all true.

    那都是事實

  • That's all for this video, guys,

    那些都是這個視頻的素材。兄弟們

  • and I will see you next Saturday.

    下週六見

  • Peace. (electronic fanfare)

    冷靜(電子音樂)

  • (beep) (burps)

    (畢)(打嗝)

  • (silence)

    (安靜)

  • (gasps) That's a great idea idea!

    (放屁)這是個好主意!

  • (gasps) That's a great idea idea!

    (放屁)這是個好主意!

- It's back-to-school time, yay!

開學啦,哦也!

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