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  • -Things that ruin Thanksgiving

  • [football game playing on TV]

  • -Hey guys. The food's getting cold.

  • Dinner's ready.

  • -Go, go! -Guys, the food's getting cold.

  • [all cheering loudly]

  • -Things that ruin Thanksgiving

  • -We thank you for this food at our table.

  • We thank you for everyone sitting around this table.

  • And we'd like to thank you for--

  • -You're welcome. -Peace.

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  • -You know, isn't it funny?

  • This one meal could feed a whole village in China.

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  • -Happy Thanksgiving! -Merry Christ...ma...

  • -Things that ruin Thanksgiving

  • -Ah, so, who's doing dishes?

  • -Things that ruin Thanksgiving

  • [door opens]

  • -Ho, ho, ho! -Hi, happy Thanksgiving.

  • -Son of a b--

  • -Things that ruin Thanksgiving

  • -Dad, Mom... I'm gay.

  • [both gasp]

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  • -Oh hey, Ryan, did you get the yams?

  • -The yams? Oh, yams.

  • I thought you said "ironing board."

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  • -Dad, Dad... I'm straight.

  • [both gasp]

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  • [gun cocks]

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  • -Dad, I'm Mom.

  • [both gasp]

  • -Things that ruin Thanksgiving

  • -So, bad news.

  • We both lost our jobs,

  • so there won't be any Thanksgiving food this year.

  • -No food?

  • How can there be no food? It's Thanksgiving.

  • -Well, also, you're adopted.

  • -What? No, that can't be true.

  • -Oh no, no, it's okay. We're getting a divorce anyway.

  • -That doesn't even make sense.

  • Why are you just telling me this right now?

  • -But you know what? Let's just go enjoy the day

  • and watch some good old-fashioned Thanksgiving football.

  • -You guys don't even watch football.

  • How am I supposed to enjoy this day

  • when I know all this is happening?

  • -You're not watching it, silly.

  • You're playing.

  • -What?

  • -Things that ruin Thanksgi-- Teehee!

  • -So what did you guys think about my Thanksgiving video?

  • What? [chuckles nervously]

  • [guns cock]

  • -(Justin Bieber) Ba--

  • [laughter]

  • -So what did you guys think about my Thanksgiving video

  • on Thanksgiving?

  • [laughter]

  • [both gasp]

  • -Oh wait, sorry, I was too late.

  • -Yeah! [laughter]

  • -'Kay, let's just go and enjoy the day

  • and-- watch some good old Thanksgiving--

  • -That's good. "Good old-fashioned Thanksgiving--"

  • -Calling it right now, this next idea is an extremely dumb idea.

  • -What?

  • -Let's do it.

  • -Take two.

  • What?

  • [laughter]

-Things that ruin Thanksgiving

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