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  • Hi!

    嗨!

  • So the other day I was listening to music with a friend who asked,

    有一天,我與朋友一起聽音樂時,

  • "How tall do you think Taylor Swift is?"

    他忽然問到:「你覺得泰勒絲多高呀?」

  • Uh, like two meters?

    呃... 差不多兩公尺吧?

  • You think?

    是嗎?

  • She looks pretty tall. Maybe three meters?

    她感覺蠻高的,搞不好有三公尺?

  • What? Nobody is 3 meters. That's like over 9 feet.

    蛤?不可能有人三公尺高啊!

  • I take it back. Two meters. I wanna go back to two meters.

    好吧,我收回。那應該就是兩公尺吧!

  • How tall is Taylor Swift?

    泰勒絲有多高?

  • Taylor Swift is 1.78 meters tall.

    泰勒絲 178 公分

  • Aye, that's kind of what I thought.

    啊,跟我想像中差不多!

  • Who the fuck measured Taylor Swift?!

    到底是誰幫她量身高的啊?!

  • I don't know. They have the heights of a whole bunch of people. See?

    不知道耶,這邊還有其他人的身高

  • Ariana Grande, Calvin Harris, Karlie Kloss...

    亞莉安娜、凱文哈里斯、名模凱莉...

  • Give me that!

    我看看!

  • How tall is George Clooney?

    喬治·克隆尼有多高?

  • George Clooney is 1.8 meters tall

    喬治·克隆尼 180公分

  • How tall is Oprah?

    歐普拉多高呢?

  • Oprah Winfrey is 1.69 meters tall

    歐普拉 169公分

  • How tall is Adele?

    艾黛兒多高呢?

  • Adele is 1.75 meters tall.

    艾黛兒 175公分

  • WHO ARE YOU? WHO MEASURES PEOPLE?

    你到底是誰???誰幫大家量身高的啊?

  • Hyacinth Cook is a professional height data collector.

    海欣·庫克是個專業身高採集員

  • From her studio apartment, she runs a small business "Height Helpers".

    她在自家公寓草創了「身高小幫手」

  • Providing celebrity heights to clients, such as Google, the National Security Agency, Interpol, and Grant.

    提供明星的身高給客戶:像是谷歌、國安局、國際刑警,還有 Grant

  • I just like knowing people's heights.

    我就是想要知道別人的身高

  • I guess I knew from the first moment, that I asked myself, "how tall is Brad Pitt?"

    我曾問:「布萊德彼特多高啊?」那一瞬間我豁然開朗

  • Like if we would ever date, would I be too tall next to him if I wore high heels to like a premiere?

    如果我們約會的話,我穿著高跟鞋陪他出席首映會是否會太高呢?

  • And I thought to myself, this is a question that other people must be asking.

    我那時心想,一定超多人都有這個疑問!

  • So I started to collect heights. His was my first.

    所以我開始搜集大家的身高。他是我的第一人

  • He would always be my first.

    他永遠都是我的初戀

  • When I first started, it was very old school.

    我剛起步時,一切都還非常傳統

  • I would wait outside the stage door,

    我總在攝影棚外守株待兔

  • and I would pretend to ask them for an autograph.

    並假裝跟他們要簽名

  • And while they were signing, I'd be measuring them and, you know, that's how I first started.

    他們簽名時,我就會偷偷量他們的身高。大概就是這樣開始的!

  • And in my first year, I collected 1,473 celebrity heights.

    第一年時,我搜集了 1,473 個明星的身高

  • And that was great.

    超棒的吧

  • I started to develop more advanced skills

    後來我的技術越來越精進了

  • Oh shit, wrong person.

    噢不,射錯人了!

  • - Oh my god! Are you okay? -There.

    - 我的天啊!你還好嗎? - 就是他了

  • Good.

    太好了

  • Okay. Alright.

    就是這樣

  • And all of that aside, it felt sort of normal just to be asking Google, "How tall people were."

    除此之外,雖然上網查「誰有多高」看似再正常也不過,

  • That's not normal. Just because they're celebrities, that's not okay.

    但並非如此!雖然他們是明星,但這根本荒腔走板呀!

  • I mean imagine if I collected heights of my friends.

    你能想像我採集了所有朋友的身高嗎?

  • Hey Nat, can I borrow a piece of paper of this? I just wanna write stuff down. My phone's outta battery.

    Nat 可以借我一張紙嗎?我想寫個東西,手機沒電了。

  • Well, you're already writing in it, so it's not really asking...

    呃,你已經在寫了,所以也不算經過我允許...

  • And you can't return it if you're... it's not really borrowing if you can't return it.

    而且你也還不了,所以不算是借...

  • It's awkward. I wasn't thinking about it anyways.

    尷尬囉!當我沒說

  • What is this?

    這是什麼?

  • Oh, that's everyone's height. Don't write on that page. That's important.

    噢!這是所有人的身高,別寫到那一頁。這很重要。

  • What do you mean? WHAT?

    你說什麼?什麼!!

  • It's everyone's height! I write down everyone's height, so I know.

    這是大家的身高啊!我會記下大家的身高

  • But what is this for? Like what are you going to use this for?

    但這是要幹嘛的啊?你要這幹嘛?

  • It's just so I know! So if you're like, "Hey, how tall do you think Amanda is?"

    這樣我才知道大家多高啊!如果你問:「欸,Amanda 多高啊?」

  • I'll be like "Amanda is 5'1' when she's lying down in her bed."

    我就可以說:「 Amanda 躺下來差不多將近180吧!」

  • How would you know...? You know, Amanda said you're a weirdo and I'm starting to believe her.

    你怎麼知道的...? Amanda 說你很怪,我覺得蠻有道理的

  • Amanda said that?!

    Amanda 說我很怪?!

  • Yah. She said you're weird.

    對,她說你蠻怪的

  • What is that?

    這是什麼?

  • This is another list.

    這是另一個清單

  • (IT'S TIME FOR: AMANDA)

    (下一個換: Amanda)

  • You don't need to know about it.

    不關你的事

  • But now that you do...

    但既然你問了

  • (SUSPICIOUS LIST: KRISTIN)

    (可疑人物清單: Kristin)

  • Well what's that list?

    這又是什麼??

  • Stop making lists!

    幹嘛一直列清單!!

  • The only time I think you really need to know height, is in a crime situation.

    我覺得唯一一個需要身高的場合是犯罪現場

  • Hi Natalie, I understand you've had a home invasion here today,

    Natalie,據我所知,你家被非法侵入了對吧?

  • and you saw the man leaving the building.

    然後你也看到那男人離開這棟建築

  • Okay, I'm Sergeant Merralis, you can call me Judy.

    好,我是莫瑞警官,你可以叫我茱蒂就好

  • And that's constable Jacobson, you can call him Jeff.

    而這位是雅各森警探,你可以稱呼他為傑夫

  • Hey Jeff!

    你好,傑夫!

  • Hi Judy.

    朱蒂你好

  • Hey!

    嗨~

  • Hey.

  • How are you?

    你還好嗎

  • Good! How are you?

    很好呀!你呢

  • I'm good.

    我還不錯

  • Okay, I'm sorry I didn't bring my pad of papers, so I'm just gonna borrow a sheet from here if that's okay.

    好,很抱歉我沒有帶我的記事簿,借我一張紙噢

  • Yah, I mean, it's not really asking if you're already writing; it's not really borrowing if you can't return... I wasn't thinking about it.

    呃,你已經在寫了所以也不必問了,因為還不了所以也不算是借... 當我沒說

  • Alright, so, tell me, did you see the face of the man at all?

    好,所以,你有看到那男人的臉嗎

  • Uh, no.

    呃,沒有

  • And what did he take?

    他偷了什麼?

  • He took some cash that was in my key box, and some earrings from my jewelry box.

    他把我鑰匙盒裡的錢都拿走了,還有我珠寶盒裡的耳環

  • They didn't take my DVD/VCR combo thing, which is kind of crazy.

    但是他們沒有拿走我的 DVD 播放器,超詭異的!

  • Maybe they thought it was just a VCR or just a DVD?

    他們可能以為那只能放 DVD 或是 VCR 吧

  • But it's DVD AND VCR. Like it does both.

    但他兩種都可以放!

  • Um, but that was it, really.

    呃,其實差不多就這樣

  • Okay. And did you get his height?

    好,那你知道他的身高嗎?

  • It's funny cuz you keep referring to them as a "he", but it could've been a she. I mean, burglars can be shes'.

    奇怪的是,你一直說是個男生的「他」,但也有可能是個女生呀!小偷可以是女生吧

  • I'm sorry. Was it a she?

    對不起,小偷是女生嗎?

  • Oh no. Like it was a guy anyway. So it doesn't matter.

    噢不是,其實是個男生,所以沒差

  • Um, maybe like two meters?

    呃大概有兩公尺吧

  • You think?

    是嗎?

  • He was pretty tall. Maybe three?

    他蠻高的,搞不好有三公尺?

  • Nobody is 3 meters, that's over 9 feet tall.

    沒有人三公尺高!!

  • Two. I take it back. Let's go back to two. Two meters.

    兩公尺!我收回!改成兩公尺就好

  • Anyways. This video isn't very relatable, is it?

    好啦,這部影片似乎不太貼切,對吧

  • Nope.

    完全不貼切

  • Oh well. What's the internet for if not to steal your time and make you angry.

    好吧,但網路就是要讓你浪費時間和生氣的啊不然要幹嘛

  • Smart people like "there's a lot of other uses for information.'

    自以為聰明的人會說: 「還有其他資訊交流呀~」

  • SHUT UP smart people!

    聰明人不要講話!!

  • Anyway, I apologize for not making a video last week.

    對不起我上星期沒有做影片

  • Oh, I didn't even notice.

    哈,我根本沒注意到

  • I seriously have other things to do. I can't just sit around waiting for you to upload a video.

    我很忙的!才不會在那邊等你上傳影片

  • Oh, you didn't notice? Yah, I didn't notice either.

    噢,你沒注意到嗎?我也沒有

  • I only mentioned it because like, I thought you mentioned it.

    因為我以為你提到了,所以我才說的

  • But you brought it up...

    明明就是你提起的...

  • SHUT YOUR FACE! You should shut your face right now!!

    閉嘴!!什麼話都別說

  • Alright! It's porno music / comment time.

    好!現在是搧情音樂配留言時間

  • I'm gonna make these much shorter now, and dedicate more time to comments in separate videos.

    我要快速看過這些留言,才有時間看其他影片的留言

  • But I'm very sad to hear so many of you kill flies.

    聽到你們會殺蒼蠅我很難過

  • I've talked to you guys about this. You can't kill bugs and insects.

    我跟你們講過了,你不能殺昆蟲呀!

  • Their families will see you and they will come and murder you in your sleep.

    他們的家人會趁你在睡夢中的時候殺死你

  • I know this cuz I speak to bugs. And no you will never get your four minutes back.

    我會跟蟲蟲聊天所以我都知道。然後你的四分鐘一去不復返了

  • Because I ate them all.

    因為我把它們吃掉了

  • I ate all your minutes. HAHAHAHA.

    我吞噬了你每分每秒,哈哈哈哈哈

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嗨!

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