字幕列表 影片播放 列印所有字幕 列印翻譯字幕 列印英文字幕 Hey guys! 大家好 ! So you know that I don't normally do challenges. 你知道, 我通常不做這種挑戰 And that's not all this video's gonna be so just watch until the end. 而且並不是所有這種影片都能夠看到最後 I keep getting comments that say this: 我不斷收到評論這樣說... "Dear Ryan: Can you do a try not to cry challenge?" 「親愛的Ryan, 你可以試著做一個不要哭的挑戰嗎?」 And I know that a lot of other people who have already done this challenge watch 而且我知道, 有很多人已經完成了這一系列的挑戰 the whole video or watch a bunch of videos and show the entire thing but 他們去觀賞整個影片或觀看大量不同的影片來做這個挑戰, 但... For the sake of keeping this video quick, I'm just gonna show the highlights from each video that I watch. 為了不要讓這段影片太過冗長, 我只看那些影片的部分精華 And I'm gonna put in some subtitles just in case you guys can't understand me. 而且我要放字幕在上面以防你們無法理解我 I don't even know what videos you're supposed to watch.. 我甚至不知道什麼影片是你應該看的... I'm just gonna watch the videos that other people watch. 我只會看其他人都有看的 So... I guess let's try it out. 所以... 我想, 來試一下吧! "I used to think that pork chops and karate chops were the same thing." 「我曾經以為, 豬排和空手道板是同樣的東西」 hahAHA 哈哈哈 "We found ourselves outnumbered day after- 「我們發現自己寡不敵眾而離職後...」 "Raising two kids whose death- 「扶養的兩個孩子他們死了...」 "-only always ever been amazing" 「至始至終只有驚艷」 "He never even sent me a damn card! To hell with him!" 「他從來沒有給我那該死的卡! 下地獄吧」 "How come he don't want me man?" 「為什麼他不要我呢?」 "I miss Minnesota too." 「我也想明尼蘇達」 Okay fine. I'm not a cryer. Obviously. 好吧...我不是一個很會哭的人, 很明顯 And I'm not saying that because I'm afraid to cry, I'm perfectly fine with guys crying. 我不是說我怕哭, 而是我完全可以跟你們一起哭 I just cry for things that are real, not like- movies and whatnot. 我對某件事而哭是真實的 而不是像電影或其他諸如此類的東西 So I decided that rather than just doing this challenge for real like everybody else, 所以我決定不僅僅像其他人一樣做這個挑戰 I decided to make it a challenge for you! 而且我決定也給你一個挑戰 After watching a bunch of these challenges and doing research on the most tearjerking movies and clips, 看完一堆這些挑戰的電影和短片後, 研究出哪一個最讓你眼淚抽蓄快掉下來 I went to my incredible research team and we scientifically broke down the saddest things ever. 我跟我那難以置信的研究團隊 而且我們很理性地打破了史上最難過的事情 Take a look! 看一下吧! *Sigh* There's gotta be more than death, Pixar, and looking outside of a window when it rains that makes people cry, right? 有一定比例的死亡、皮克斯、還有看著窗戶外面下雨的時候容易讓人們想哭, 對吧? What else we got? 我們還得到了什麼? Oh! What about saying goodbye to someone you love? 哦! 怎麼樣跟你愛的人說再見? Yeah. Okay. 嗯...對 Saying goodbye.. Okay, good, what else? 說再見.. 好吧, 不錯, 還有什麼? Any time a soldier returns home? Those videos always make people cry, right? 當兵的軍人終於回到家了? 這些影片總是讓人想哭, 對吧? Yeah, that's pretty sad. That's good. 是啊, 這真的滿想哭的, 不錯 Okay, what else we got? 好了, 還有什麼? A really sad looking puppy? 一個愁容滿面的狗狗? Well, I mean, 嗯...我的意思是... With flies circling around it? 有很多蒼蠅在周圍盤旋? Yes! That is sad. That is super sad. Hell flies! 對! 這有難過到... 這樣真的感覺超級傷心耶! 有很多蒼蠅 Oh! What about a kite? 噢! 那麼風箏呢? What about a kite? 什麼風箏? That can make someone sad. 它可以使人傷心 How? 怎麼樣? 'Cause it like.. flies. 因為它像...蒼蠅... And stuff. 或一些東西... You don't have to raise your hand, Paco. 你不必舉手, Paco Oh. Well, picture this, alright? Imagine a little nerdy loser-looking kid eating lunch by himself 噢, 嗯... 這個畫面想像一下, 有個書呆子魯蛇獨自一人吃著午餐 while the rest of the kids eat together on another table. 然後旁邊那桌有一群人一起吃著午餐 Huh? That's sad, right? 噢? 感覺滿難過的, 對吧? I mean I guess it's kinda sad. 我的意思是, 我想這有點難過 Alright, what else? 好了, 還有什麼? Anything? Dereck? Nothing still? 還有嗎? Derrick ? 還有什麼? (GREG) How about not being in the video? 那麼「常常都不在影片裡」這個呢? Because you're always filming it. 因為我總是拍攝的那個人 What? 什麼? *Melancholy piano* 我知道了! I got it! 如果風箏... What if the kite... 是藍色的呢? was blue? 好一點... Better. 對吧? 我們很明顯的做了所有的研究 See? We clearly did all of our research. 擁有了這些細節, 我們最後做到了 And with all that information we finally did it! 我們創造了整集都是最難過的影片! We created the saddest video of all time! 而且不是只是看我做了研究 我還創作了一部影片給你們看 So rather than just watching me do it, I created a video for you guys to watch! 我挑戰你們做「盡量不要哭挑戰」 就在這裡, 就是現在! I'm challenging all of you guys to do the try not to cry challenge, right here, right now! 所以如果你們想去挑戰 而且你想紀錄你的反應, 我會說... So if you guys wanna go and do the challenge and record your reactions to this, I would say 現在就暫停影片, 去拿你的相機 Pause the video right now, go get your camera, 拿你的爆米花 get your popcorn, 哦, 等等你最好拿一些面紙 我告訴你, 你會需要的 Oh and while you're at it you better get some tissues as well, because let me tell you. You're gonna need it. 你不想讓爆米花的奶油弄的你攝影機到處都是 You don't want to get popcorn butter all over your camera and stuff. 話雖這麼說, 但這個是最難過的一個影片 而且你可以嘗試那個「不要哭的挑戰」 With that being said, this is the saddest video ever, and your try not to cry challenge! 它去哪了... Where'd it go- 是時候該說再見了 It's time to say goodbye. 哦, 天啊! Oh my God! 對不起... 我... -I'm sorry I'm 你是誰啊 ?! -Who are you?! 搞什麼鬼! 滾出我的房子! What the hell! Get out of my house! 對不起, 我走錯家了, 我很抱歉 -I'M SORRY I'M IN THE WRONG HOUSE I'M SORRY 嘿! Hey. 是否有其他人坐在這裡? Is there anyone else sitting here? 沒有 No. 嗯, 來吧 Go ahead, yeah. 謝謝 Thanks. 嘿! Greg Hey Greg. 我要你做下一個場景 I want you to do this next scene. 什麼? What? 我要你在下一部影片做個明星 I want you to be the star of this next video. 真的嗎? Really? 是啊, 我來拍 因為我想要你在影片裡 Yeah. I'll film it this time. Because I want you in it. 哦, 天啊 Oh my God. 你不知道這對我意味著什麼! 謝謝! You don't know how much this means to me! Thank you! 甚至不需要擔心, 老兄, 你會很出色的, 好了嗎? Don't even worry, bro, you'll be great. Ready? 是啊, 好了 準備好了! Okay, yeah, ready when you are! 好... 預備...開始! Alright, aaand.. action! 我的天啊... Ohmigosh- 那個好漂亮啊... That is beautiful.. 什麼? What? 它去哪了... Where'd it go- 嗯哦 Uh oh. 它去哪了? Where'd it go? 哦, 不, 有螞蟻要來了 Oh no, I am gonna have ants. 我的狗狗就要有一個盛宴了 My dogs are gonna have a feast! 它是怎麼消失的? How did it just disappear? 難道它在我的嘴裡? 難道我漏掉一個? Did it go in my mouth? Did I drop one? 難道它掉回碗裡了?! Did it fall back in the bowl?