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  • What happened when you flip a car with a raw cage held together by a duct tape?

    若你將一台車放入用膠布捆成的籠子後滾下山坡,將會如何呢?

  • Duct tape joints. No welds.

    純粹以膠布黏合,未經焊接

  • That was a dummy.

    那只是個假人

  • I'll never get in that car tilt together by a duct tape.

    我怎麼可能親自坐上那台膠布黏的車!

  • But what if you use tape as strong as steel?

    但是若膠布跟鋼鐵一樣堅固呢?

  • Manliness

    男子氣概

  • Tape joints. No welds.

    純粹以膠布黏合,未經焊接

  • Strong as steel

    跟鋼鐵一樣堅固

  • Here's the thing: your manliness

    重點來了:你的男子氣概

  • Your shovels break, your pipes leak.

    你的鏟子壞了,你的水管漏水

  • Your mouther falls off cuz a manly man, will not be marveled.

    你的接合管掉下來了,你的男人味不再讓人驚艷

  • You need a manly solution for those manly problem.

    你需要一個有男子氣概的解決辦法來解決那些男人的問題

  • Duct tape is temporary. It only gets you so far.

    膠布是暫時的,他只是一時的

  • Keeps the pieces together without actually make things work again.

    僅能暫時把零碎的部分年起,但事實上沒有修好

  • Like my birthday with my parents' marriage.

    就像我出生時並未修補我爸媽的婚姻

  • The hardware store may have new shovels, brass pipes but a manly man doesn't want to spend his Saturday at store.

    五金行可能有新的鏟子、銅管,但是有男子氣概的男人絕不想在五金行耗費週六時光

  • Unless that store is a co-word for a big screen TV that feature

    除非店裡有大電視 然後上映我喜歡的節目

  • You could call a handyman or a plumber, but they charge for consultation plus the price in the new parts

    你可以叫水電工或修水管的人來,但他們可能會多收你諮詢費、零件費

  • plus labor, plus dignity and your wife depending on how sexy your plumber is.

    勞力費、你的尊嚴和你的老婆(取決於水電工有多性感)

  • Well, there's a manly solution for your manly problems.

    但是,有一個很 man 的解決方法

  • FiberFix. FiberFix is a special tape that's strong as steel.

    FiberFix 是一種無堅不摧的特殊膠帶

  • It's not an expression. It's literally as strong as steel.

    不只是說說,它真的無堅不摧

  • I'm not prone to hyperbolic

    我不是向來就這麼浮誇的

  • FiberFix can be used anywhere.

    FiberFix 可以用在任何地方

  • Got a busted pipe?

    水管壞了?

  • FiberFix it.

    用 FiberFix 來修

  • Only if you want that pipe to function properly for the rest of your mother loving life

    只有當你想要水管可以一輩子都正常運作

  • because FiberFix is strong, permanent and 100% watertight.

    因為 FiberFix 堅固、持久而且百分之百不漏水

  • Repairs like that can cost hundreds of dollars.

    像那樣的維修費可能高達幾百美元

  • Fix it yourself with FiberFix spend the rest of savings on something manly

    用 FiberFix 自己修理,就可以省下錢去做一些更有男子氣概的事

  • like hunting equipment or diversify stock portfolio that's sensible yet aggressive enough to expect reasonable ROI.

    像是獵具或是分散股票投資風險,那些很敏感卻夠有侵略性,足以預期很好的投資報酬率 (return on investment)

  • Because that's manly, too.

    因為就是很 man

  • A quick FiberFix can save your Saturday.

    用一個簡單的 FiberFix 膠帶可以拯救你的星期六

  • Dual? broke? FiberFix!

    用 FiberFix 來修!

  • Saturday saved.

    省下週六

  • Broken stool? Yeah, that's FiberFix, the sand to be smooth, painted to be beautiful, like the toenails of a brownie woman.

    壞掉的凳子?用 FiberFix 來磨得光滑、噴漆噴得美美的,就像金髮尤物的腳趾甲

  • Camping in the middle of nowhere with broken tent pole? FiberFix!

    在野外露營但帳篷的支架卻壞掉?用 FiberFix 來修!

  • Saturday saved.

    拯救星期六

  • exhausted pipes, water heaters, FiberFix can fix it all and it withstands temperature of up to 850 degrees.

    耗損的水管、熱水供應器,全部用 FiberFix 來修理,而且它能承受攝氏850度高溫

  • If there were any stronger, you can use it to repair volcano.

    假如他更厲害的話恐怕能修理火山吧

  • FiberFix is 100 times stronger than duct tape because it uses fiber glass technology.

    FiberFix 比一般膠布堅固100倍因為它使用玻璃纖維的技術

  • Just dip it in water, wrap it, wait 10 minutes, bang!

    把它放進水裡、包裹它、等十分鐘,就完成了

  • Cured, hardened, strong as steel.

    解決、強化,堅固如鋼鐵

  • FiberFix, tougher than nails and softer than nothing because it's FiberFix.

    FiberFix,比螺絲還堅固,比什麼都還柔軟,因為它是 FiberFix

  • It wasn't made to be soft. You wanna soft? Go buy a poppy and tissue, and blow its nose into.

    它本來就不是要做柔軟的材質,你想要它柔軟?用衛生紙幫小狗擤鼻涕吧!

  • You wanna tough? Buy FiberFix.

    想要貌似強悍嗎?買 FiberFix 就對了

  • So if you break things and would like to un-break them, click here to order FiberFix today at FiberFix.com

    所以假如你弄壞東西,然後想要恢復原狀,就按這個按鈕,登入我們的網站

  • FiberFix provides first-aid kit, you shouldn't wait until you cut yourself before you go out and buy one cuz you bleed out and die

    FiberFix 提供救護箱,你不該不見棺材不掉淚,因為如此一來你早已血流不止而死亡

  • according about what I know about cuts.

    我的觀察啦

  • You gotta have that kit ready the moment you need just like you need FiberFix before some breaks.

    要防患未然,就像東西壞掉之前就買好 FiberFix

  • In your house, your glove box, your toolbox, your fanny pack,

    在你家、你車子前方的雜物櫃、你的工具箱、你的霹靂包

  • so when the poop hits the fan, you can wrap the poop and FiberFix. Heaven helped that fan.

    所以當情況很糟時,你可以把大便包起來然後用 FiberFix 黏好。感謝老天救了那部貨車

  • Or maybe you're thinking,"Do I have to buy FiberFix?"

    或者,你在想:「我一定要買 FiberFix 嗎?」

  • Can't I just use 100 times more duct tape?

    我可以用一百倍的一般膠布黏他就好了嗎?

  • Sure, you could totally do that.

    當然啊,你可以這樣做...

  • Or maybe you're thinking FiberFix's tape that can't be a permanent solution.

    又或者是你在想 FiberFix 不可能一勞永逸

  • Well, you should stop being such a tape racist cuz this is nothing like any other tape you've seen before.

    喂,別歧視這款膠帶啊!保證是你前所未見的

  • Yes, these raw cages held together by nothing but FiberFix and no I did not weld it.

    沒錯,這些車籠子完全沒有焊接,只用 FiberFix 黏合

  • It's called FiberFix, it's in permanent fix like when you get your dog fixed, there's no going back.

    這就是 FiberFix,是永遠的解決辦法,就像你要治療你家的狗,沒有回頭路

  • Sorry, boy. Here's your tissue.

    抱歉,小寶貝,這衛生紙給你

  • Is FiberFix for women, too? Just ask my smoking hot wife.

    FiberFix 也有設計給女人用的?問問我火辣的老婆就知道

  • Yes, it is. (clap) back to you, husband.

    沒錯~把現場交還給你囉,老公

  • So click here and we'll send you our manly man kit complete with FiberFix repair aid, heat wrap, patches.

    點選連結,我們就會送你一組很 man 的男人必備工具,裡面有完整的 FiberFix 維修組合、耐熱膠布、補丁

  • You'll be ready to repair anything, anytime, anywhere.

    你隨時隨地修理任何東西

  • So you can spend the rest of your time winning your wife back from the plumber

    並從水電工那兒贏回老婆的心

  • So unless you've never broken anything in your life ever, click here to try FiberFix today.

    除非你在一生中沒用壞過東西,今天就按這個連結進到 FiberFix 的網站試試吧

  • FiberFix for every man including women.

    FiberFix 適合任何男人和女人

What happened when you flip a car with a raw cage held together by a duct tape?

若你將一台車放入用膠布捆成的籠子後滾下山坡,將會如何呢?

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