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  • Oh, God damn it!

    噢! 天殺的!

  • Hello! Welcome home, Nick.

    哈囉! 尼克,歡迎回家。

  • Your new home update is ready for viewing.

    您可以開始觀賞您的升級版新家了。

  • Are you serious?

    你認真嗎?

  • I just got used to the way you had it before.

    我才剛開始習慣你之前的設定。

  • Just let me know if you're ready to begin the tour.

    如果您準備好開始導覽就通知我一聲。

  • Okay.

    好吧。

  • As you can see, we made some changes to improve the functionality of your living room environment.

    如您所見,我們做了些改變來加強您客廳環境的功能性。

  • Wait... no! Where's the other half of my couch?

    等一下...不! 我沙發的另一半勒?

  • What is this chair thing? I don't...

    這個椅子是什麼? 我...

  • We've decreased the size of your Television to make room for your new Bookcase.

    我們縮小了您電視的尺寸來增加放書櫃的空間。

  • No, I had a 60-inch TV! What? Can we just put the...

    不!我60吋的電視去哪了?什麼? 我們可以先...

  • Just let me know when you're ready to move on.

    如果您準備好繼續就通知我一聲。

  • Okay.

    好。

  • Check out your new bedroom.

    來看看您的新臥室。

  • We've consolidated your Photos and Music into one convenient location.

    我們幫您把照片以及音樂結合在同一個方便欣賞的地方。

  • Hohoho...Dude, you didn't say you were so chubby in high school.

    哈哈哈.....老兄! 你沒說你高中的時候這麼圓胖可愛欸。

  • Man, do you listen to anything besides top 40?

    欸,你除了音樂排行榜前40名的歌以外,還聽其他的嗎?

  • How did you guys get in here?

    你們這些傢伙怎麼進來的?

  • Friends and Friends of Friends now have better access to you through your new Privacy Door.

    朋友,以及朋友的朋友現在有更快的捷徑可以找到您喔! 就是藉由嶄新的隱私門。

  • No! I said in the last update that I didn't want anybody in here.

    不! 我在上次更新中說過,我不想要任何人在這裡!

  • Get out! Now!

    滾! 就是現在!

  • I haven't talked to you in six years.

    我跟你有六年沒講過話了。

  • And I don't know who you are.

    而且我根本不知道你是誰。

  • Would you stop resetting my privacy settings every time?

    你可以停止重新設定我的隱私權嗎?

  • I see you've found your new Privacy Window.

    我知道您發現新的隱私窗口了。

  • It allows for anyone on Earth to see what you're up to.

    它讓全世界的人都知道您要做什麼。

  • Whenever they want!

    而且隨時都可以喔!

  • No! I said I don't want anything like this!

    不!我說過我不要這些東西!

  • Would you please...

    拜託請你不...

  • Just let me know when you're ready to move on.

    如果您準備好繼續就通知我一聲。

  • Finally, we've combined your dining room and social media center.

    最後,我們結合了您的餐廳以及媒體中心。

  • Now it's way easier for your friends to keep you in the know.

    現在,您的朋友們將可以更輕鬆通知您新的活動。

  • Nick! Hi! Can you come to my birthday party?

    尼克!嗨! 你可以參加我的生日派對嗎?

  • Nick! Would you vote for my brother in his contests?

    尼克!你可以幫我弟的比賽投一票嗎?

  • Nick! Would you come to my improv show tonight?

    尼克!你今晚可以來參加我的即興演出嗎?

  • No! I'm not going to any of those.

    不要!我不會參加任何一個活動!

  • No!

    不!

  • Stop it!

    給我停!

  • Is this tour done? Because I'm getting sick of all these.

    這導覽結束了嗎? 因為我快受不了這些。

  • What is that thing in my kitchen?

    這東西怎麼會在我廚房?

  • We've taken your cat and replaced it with a dog.

    我們把你的貓換成了狗。

  • No!

    不!

  • No!!!

    不要!!!

  • We've also changed your walls around.

    我們也順便幫您換牆壁。

  • These are just ads! What?!!

    這些是廣告欸! 什麼東西啊?!!

  • If you look here...

    如果您看這邊...

  • No! We're ending the tour.

    不要! 我們結束導覽!

  • Okay.

    好吧。

Oh, God damn it!

噢! 天殺的!

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