Hello! Welcome home, Nick.

哈囉! 尼克，歡迎回家。

Your new home update is ready for viewing.

您可以開始觀賞您的升級版新家了。

Are you serious?

你認真嗎?

I just got used to the way you had it before.

我才剛開始習慣你之前的設定。

Just let me know if you're ready to begin the tour.

如果您準備好開始導覽就通知我一聲。

Okay.

好吧。

As you can see, we made some changes to improve the functionality of your living room environment.

如您所見，我們做了些改變來加強您客廳環境的功能性。

Wait... no! Where's the other half of my couch?

等一下...不！ 我沙發的另一半勒？

What is this chair thing? I don't...

這個椅子是什麼？ 我...

We've decreased the size of your Television to make room for your new Bookcase.

我們縮小了您電視的尺寸來增加放書櫃的空間。

No, I had a 60-inch TV! What? Can we just put the...

不！我60吋的電視去哪了？什麼? 我們可以先...

Just let me know when you're ready to move on.

如果您準備好繼續就通知我一聲。

Okay.

好。

Check out your new bedroom.

來看看您的新臥室。

We've consolidated your Photos and Music into one convenient location.

我們幫您把照片以及音樂結合在同一個方便欣賞的地方。

Hohoho...Dude, you didn't say you were so chubby in high school.

哈哈哈.....老兄! 你沒說你高中的時候這麼圓胖可愛欸。

Man, do you listen to anything besides top 40?

欸，你除了音樂排行榜前40名的歌以外，還聽其他的嗎？

How did you guys get in here?

你們這些傢伙怎麼進來的?

Friends and Friends of Friends now have better access to you through your new Privacy Door.

朋友，以及朋友的朋友現在有更快的捷徑可以找到您喔! 就是藉由嶄新的隱私門。

No! I said in the last update that I didn't want anybody in here.

不! 我在上次更新中說過，我不想要任何人在這裡!

Get out! Now!

滾! 就是現在!

I haven't talked to you in six years.

我跟你有六年沒講過話了。

And I don't know who you are.

而且我根本不知道你是誰。

Would you stop resetting my privacy settings every time?

你可以停止重新設定我的隱私權嗎?

I see you've found your new Privacy Window.

我知道您發現新的隱私窗口了。

It allows for anyone on Earth to see what you're up to.

它讓全世界的人都知道您要做什麼。

Whenever they want!

而且隨時都可以喔!

No! I said I don't want anything like this!

不！我說過我不要這些東西！

Would you please...

拜託請你不...

Just let me know when you're ready to move on.

如果您準備好繼續就通知我一聲。

Finally, we've combined your dining room and social media center.

最後，我們結合了您的餐廳以及媒體中心。

Now it's way easier for your friends to keep you in the know.

現在，您的朋友們將可以更輕鬆通知您新的活動。

Nick! Hi! Can you come to my birthday party?

尼克！嗨! 你可以參加我的生日派對嗎?

Nick! Would you vote for my brother in his contests?

尼克！你可以幫我弟的比賽投一票嗎?

Nick! Would you come to my improv show tonight?

尼克！你今晚可以來參加我的即興演出嗎?

No! I'm not going to any of those.

不要！我不會參加任何一個活動！

No!

不！

Stop it!

給我停！

Is this tour done? Because I'm getting sick of all these.

這導覽結束了嗎? 因為我快受不了這些。

What is that thing in my kitchen?

這東西怎麼會在我廚房?

We've taken your cat and replaced it with a dog.

我們把你的貓換成了狗。

No!

不!

No!!!

不要!!!

We've also changed your walls around.

我們也順便幫您換牆壁。

These are just ads! What?!!

這些是廣告欸! 什麼東西啊?!!

If you look here...

如果您看這邊...

No! We're ending the tour.

不要! 我們結束導覽!

Okay.

好吧。