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  • [Neon Genesis OST plays ]

    *残酷な天使のように*

  • (10/10 would watch )

    *俄羅斯 . 的孩子* *德國* *残酷な天使のように*

  • [Neon Genesis OST continues ]

    *少年よ 神話になれ*

  • (get in the damn robot shinji!)

    *笨蛋 希特勒計畫* *Gay 我是殺人的變態* *少年よ 神話になれ*

  • (Project Hitler Networks Presents)

    *阿道夫·希特勒*

  • WHAT IS UP?!?!

    安怎????

  • BRO-ARMY NATION?

    Bro Army Nation (註:改自DRAMAALERT NATION)

  • I am your new- uh

    我是你的新...

  • I'm-

    我有個新主意

  • I ran out of ideas..?

    所以...今天... 所以...

  • So today, I'm..

    從現在開始...我要

  • So... from now on.. I'm going to..

    所以從現在開始... 我要報新聞

  • So from now on I'm going to report the news!

    報...現在做新聞

  • (This wont end well...)

    *獨家新聞秀* *神話になれ*

  • reporting-- I'm doing the news now.

    我恨八卦,但我必須做

  • (Everybody type in the comments Pewds is a beautiful bastard)

    這是我的目的

  • I hate drama, but I need to do this, this is my purpose.

    這是我真實的目的 我想這會變成...

  • This is my real purpose and I think this might be, my core message.

    我的核心價值

  • I made that video, I do- do- I'd still stand by,

    我做了那部影片 我還是堅持...我恨八卦

  • I do hate drama, but I need to do this drama show now, 'cause

    但我現在必須做這個八卦秀

  • Keem is quitting (Praise Odin for that), and Scarce is..

    因為...keem不幹了 而Scarce...而Scarce...

  • Scarce *laughs*

    讓我...我必須是原創的

  • LET'S- I need a- I need my- I need to be original here, otherwise this is not gonna work.

    不然這不會成功

  • Uhh *Keemstar's "LET'S GET RIGHT INTO THE NEWS" plays*

    讓我們爆出那些

  • LET'S GET SLAMMING ON THE PewDie-Pewbs will get into the news..

    Pewdiepews會沉浸在這新聞

  • Let's go inside

    讓我們進入...

  • [Rethinking his choice of words]

    讓我們進入這故事

  • Uhhh...

    事實上,我喜歡這個 就用這個吧

  • Let's go inside the stories!

    讓我們進入這故事吧 這獨家

  • I like that one, actually, let's do that one.

    喔,用獨家餌好多了

  • Let's go inside the stories!

    *獨家新聞秀* *神話になれ*

  • The scoop! Oh no that's better, scoop is better.

    讓我們進入最新的獨家吧

  • (I have so many questions with this picture)

    你不會相信第一個故事

  • Let's get into the latest scoops!

    Scarce被爆出來是同性戀

  • Our first story- you will not believe!

    *我是Gay嗎?*

  • Scarce has come out as homosexual.

    現在,他的父母也確定了他是Gay

  • *dramatic music*

    *我爸媽現在覺得我是Gay*

  • Also his parents confirms, that- they think he is gay now.

    我們連繫Scarce,要他做出回應

  • (Just show them your browser history)

    關於這個情況

  • (MY parents would be terrified)

    *然後,我是Gay 我跟我爸媽說,我是Gay,好嗎?*

  • We reached out to Scarce

    *然後,我媽超級恐同*

  • for a comment

    *我爸媽實際上...*

  • about the situation..

    *像是...抓我的蛋蛋*

  • And/I'm/gay/I told my parents/I'm gay alright?

    *現在他們確信我是Gay了*

  • and/my mom/is super homophobic/um both of like my mom and my dad-

    *我的天...我天殺的不敢置信 我們下次再見*

  • actually like, grabbed my balls!

    *我是Gay*

  • and/they both sincerely think i'm gay now

    *獨家新聞秀* *神話になれ*

  • Oh my God I just- I cant fuckin believe it and I'll see you later peace!

    Syndicate已經被確認 他是CS:GO的副總統

  • I'm/gay

    可以從他影片的標題和縮圖得知

  • [Back to you Pewds]

    我的天哪

  • Syndicate

    還有我必須架設一個網站

  • has confirmed

    *獨家新聞秀* *神話になれ*

  • that he is the vice president of CS GO..

    另一則最新消息 抓到大尾了,各位

  • Lotto

    iDubbbz也被認為是Gay

  • As you can see here on the title and thumbnail

    在他的影片裡

  • $$$

    *我是Gay*

  • Oh my God

    *他真的看起來很Gay*

  • I need to create a website as well (pewdsroulette.notascam.com)

    無論如何,在秀裡,我都不會加入自己的個人意見

  • Hail Hitler!

    但我個人認為,這真是太了不起了

  • (Seriously what the hell is this?)

    每個人都支持iDubbbz做的決定

  • Another breaking story this is a big one guys

    *獨家新聞秀* *神話になれ*

  • iDubz has also come out as gay

    下一則新聞,可能會讓你驚呆

  • in his, coming out video

    它涉及我的好朋友,然後...

  • I'm gay!

    做這個讓我痛苦

  • (Hi Gay, i'm Bob)

    但是jacksepticeye說... 他要跟他全部的朋友見面

  • (Zoom just incase you're blind as a bat)

    jacksepticeye沒有任何朋友

  • Now I don't personally give my opinion on the show, no matter what

    為什麼他要說謊?? 不知道

  • But I personally think

    為什麼Jack對這個情況說謊??

  • this is terrific (STFU Pewds!)

    不知道 *我們什麼都不知道,也不在乎除了釣魚標題外的任何重點以及Youtube給的酷炫支票*

  • Everyone support iDubbz (This is the internet!)

    *獨家新聞秀* *神話になれ*

  • in this.. (You can shove your opinion)

    接下來下一則Nupes...新聞

  • decision.. (Up yer arse!)

    下一則獨家,可能會讓你驚呆

  • Uhh, he made

    科學的突破已經在Youtube裡完成了

  • The next news might shock you

    RomanAtwood發現了 水比0度還要低溫

  • It involves a dear friend of mine and uhh

    *史上最冷的水*

  • you know it pains me to do this

    我們現在還無法得知 水有沒有可能溫度低於0度

  • but Jacksepticeye says

    但看起來RomanAtwood完成了

  • I got to see all my friends

    他還試圖在史上最冷的水裡游泳

  • (Say what now?)

    不知為何,看起來,他活了下來

  • Jacksepticeye doesnt have any friends (You just called him a "dear friend" a while ago)

    RomanAtwood有沒有可能是超人類?

  • why is he lying about this? (You had one job Pewds!)

    我們連繫RomanAtwood,要他做出回應

  • We dont know

    RomanAtwood? RomanAtwood在線上嗎?

  • Why did Jack lie about the situation

    是的,我發現了最冷的水

  • We dont know

    然後我直接走進去

  • Coming up next!

    我必須向你們證明,它是... 病得很嚴重

  • noobs (???)

    謝謝你持續支持Youtube社群

  • nudes (?????)

    *獨家新聞秀* *神話になれ*

  • The next scoop is..

    RomanAtwood殺了他的小孩

  • might..

    我們連繫RomanAtwood,要他做出回應

  • shock you

    是的,它只是釣魚標題

  • (That grammar shocked me)

    所以你是說你沒有殺了你的小孩?

  • Uhhh

    是的,我沒有...我沒有殺

  • A scientific breakthrough has been done in the YouTube community today

    那為什麼你標題要這樣寫?

  • As Roman Atwood (Did I spell that right? I dunno the guy)

    Roman??

  • Discovers water colder than 0 degrees

    Ro...Roman??

  • (Calling something from 2 years ago news)

    Roman尚做出回應

  • (God dammit Pewds you had one job)

    *獨家新聞秀* *神話になれ*

  • Now we didn't know there was possible for c- water to be colder than 0 degrees

    下一則獨家,各位

  • But it seems that Roman Atwood, has done it

    Leafy決定離開Youtube

  • He also attempted to swim in this wa- coldest water ever

    他正式在Youtube完了,然後...

  • and it seems that he survived somehow

    我支持他

  • Could Roman Atwood be a superhuman

    *獨家新聞秀* *神話になれ*

  • We reach out to Roman Atwood for a response

    今天已經有很多獨家了 但是還有更多的獨家要揭露

  • Roman Atwood, is tha-

    等等!這是什麼??!! 這是什麼??!!

  • were having Lo- Roman Atwood live here on the skype

    這是什麼?新聞小隊

  • Totally not Pewds: Yeah dude I just, went in- I found the coldest water ever

    ComedyShortsGamer找到了史上最棒的遊戲

  • Totally not Pewds: And I just went straight in

    兩次

  • Totally not Pewds: I needed to prove, you dude that it was

    *史上最棒的遊戲 史上最棒的遊戲*

  • Totally not Pewds: Sick dawg!

    有沒有可能ComedyShortsGamer受失憶症之苦?!

  • Thank you for your, continued support, in the YouTube community

    我們連繫ComedyShortsGamer,要他做出回應

  • [Transition]

    這是獨家的實況

  • Roman Atwood has murdered his own children

    Pewdiepie的父親...是Gay

  • (Kid looks plenty alive to me)

    *我的爸爸是Gay嗎?*

  • (Also this happened 2 years ago)

    我們連繫Pewdiepie的父親,要他做出回應

  • (Goddammit Pewds you're not doing this right)

    絕對是最新消息

  • We reach out to Roman Atwood for a response

    *獨家新聞秀* *神話になれ*

  • Totally not Pewds: Yeah dude its just, its just a clickbait, uh, title!

    嘿,各位...接下來...

  • So you're saying you didn't murder your children?

    看起來FaZe Rain殺了他的室友

  • Totally not Pewds: Yeah man, I wouldnt- I wouldnt- I wouldnt do that dude

    這是個很大的新聞

  • Then why did you put it on the title?

    我不知道是真是假

  • (Cause fuck you thats why)

    但看起來他拿著一把刀,然後...

  • Roman?

    往他室友的背去

  • Ro-

    我不深入挖掘真相,因為...

  • Roman?

    這沒什麼狗屁關係

  • Roman has yet to leave a response

    但看起來,是的 FaZe Rain的確殺了他的室友

  • The next scoop everyone..

    *獨家新聞秀* *神話になれ*

  • Leafy decides to leaf (Mandatory pun)

    這是這一周的獨家

  • YouTube

    希望你們都是這節目的粉絲

  • He is, officially done

    我會做一年,然後不幹了

  • with YouTube. And..

    keem回來吧,我做不來這天殺工作,好嗎?

  • I for once support leaf- *Couldnt hold it in*

    我不...我不能...我做不到

  • There have a lot of scoops today but

    我做不到

  • but there are

    喜歡這部影片來得到更多的獨家

  • many more scoops to cover

    Pewdiepie現在有很多訂閱

  • Wait, whats this?

    *阿道夫·希特勒* *謝謝收看*

  • Whats this?

    *阿道夫·希特勒* *Gay俄羅斯豬* *謝謝收看*

  • News team? (I think you need help Pewds)

    蒼い風がいま

  • Whats this?

    胸のドアを叩いても

  • Comedy shorts gamer has found the best game ever (Bear simulator)

    私だけをただ見つめて

  • Twice

    微笑んでるあなた

  • (It's 1 year ago, I'll give you a pass)

    そっとふれるもの

  • [Zooms incase you're cant see for shit]

    もとめることに夢中で

  • Could ComedyShortGamer, potentially suffer from amnesia? (RIP in peace Amnesia videos)

    運命さえまだ知らない

  • We reach out to ComedyShortGamer

    いたいけな瞳

  • For a response (loudscreamaheaddontsayididntwarnyou)

    だけどいつか気付くでしょう

  • (Jesus Christ that scared the living shit outta me)

    その背中には

  • This just in..

    遥か未来 めざすための

  • right now live on the scoops

    羽根があること

  • Pewdiepie's dad

    残酷な天使のテーゼ

  • is gay

    窓辺からやがて飛び立つ

  • (Now this is news!... Sort of..)

    ほとばしる熱いパトスで

  • We reach out to Pewdiepie's dad for a response

    思い出を裏切るなら

  • #DicksOutForHarambe

    この宇宙を抱いて輝く

  • Absolutely news breaking

    少年よ 神話になれ

  • Hey guys!

    *女權主義者是強姦犯??!!

  • Uhh

    傑尼龜!傑尼龜!

  • Next up

  • It look like FaZe rain murdered his roommate

  • Pretty big news here

  • Uhhm

  • I dont kmow if its true or not

  • But it seems like theres a knife

  • and

  • going into his roommates back

  • Uhhm

  • I'm not gonna dig deeper than this because

  • It dont fucking matter for shit

  • But it seems, yes, FaZe rain did murder his roommate

  • That was it for this weeks-

  • of-

  • Obs- Obscupse (Wut?)

  • Hope you're all a fan of this new show format

  • That I will do for a year and then quit (So much burn in this video it hurts)

  • Keem just come back (not) I cant do this, fucking job alright?

  • I dont- I cant

  • Cant do it

  • I CANT DO IT!

  • Favorite and like this video for more ehh

  • Ahh... Scoops

  • Pewdiepie now over a lot of subscribers

  • [Neon Genesis OST plays again and cue the eva intro rip off ]

  • (Im just gonna let other subtitlers write their stuff here)

  • *Random Hitlers*

  • (Praise NERV)

  • (Sigh....)

  • (Guess I have to do it for him again huh?)

  • (Like and favorite if you enjoyed)

  • (Blah blah blah...You probably know the rest)

  • [Insert brofist here]

  • Heyo Bros!!! I'm Jose haha

  • (This is weird music)

  • (Okay its growing on me)

  • (Great.. Now I like it..)

  • 10/10 Neon Genises best OST

  • (Pewds forgot its supposed to be longer than 10min)

  • (Stay awesome bros!)

  • (Great thumbnail there Pewds, you practically set the comment section aflame)

  • (Actually, this whole video is a flame war)

  • (What? Still here?)

  • (There's nothing to see here move along)

  • hihihih subtitles

  • Now we know you only stayed for the subtitles

  • (Seriously)

  • (What the fuck are you doing?)

  • (Get a core message!)

  • I guess you never leave, huh?

  • You know when you have a really catchy song on your mind?

  • Maybe something like

  • baby don't hurt me

  • don't hurt me

  • no more

  • Now you've wasted a lot of time.. just leave

  • No? Still here?

  • Alright, you are..

  • Now I got a confession to make.. Since no-one knows who I am..

  • I am...

  • I AM A PROUD PIDGEON

  • ok seriously thats all

  • Stop wasting time.. I got no more to say

  • Actually I do..

  • Micheal stop messing up the subs

  • Don't vote Trump

  • Almost finished

  • just a few more seconds!

  • LETS GET READY TO RUMMMMBLLLE

  • *Squirtle Squirtle*

  • HI MOM!!!!!

  • IM A SUBTITLER!!!

  • Hey baby! You look like trash, can I take you out? (Great job, you stayed till the end for a split second horrible pickup line)

[Neon Genesis OST plays ]

*残酷な天使のように*

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