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  • From misleading mangled popsicles to magical weight loss underpants,

    從超容易被誤會的畸形冰棒到神奇的減肥內褲

  • we count 10 Hilarious Examples of False Advertising.

    我們搜集10個超好笑的失敗廣告

  • Yay, what's up, YouTube fans. How are we doing today?

    嗨 YouTube 粉絲們大家好!大家今天怎麼樣

  • They got some crazy new content for your face

    他們這次有很多很瘋狂的內容

  • So here we go!

    就讓我們開始吧

  • 10 - SpongeBob. The person that purchased this popsicle was probably

    第10名:海綿寶寶。販賣這支冰棒的人

  • expecting a nice little ice cream version of everybody’s favourite sea character:

    大概在期待可以呈現大家最喜歡的深海卡通角色:

  • Spongebob Squarepants. • Instead what they got was a horrifying

    海綿寶寶。 不過取而代之的他們找到的卻是

  • corpse of a deranged zombie popsicle. It looks he has been impaled on that stick and his

    像是發瘋殭屍一樣的可怕冰棒。看起來好像他被一根木棒穿過

  • eyes look like theyve exploded. I wonder if the factory made him this way or he melted

    他的眼睛就好像要爆炸一樣。我在想到底是工廠製造的時候原本就是這樣,

  • into a corpse on the way to the store. The worst bit is that haunting toothy smile,

    還是他在送到商店的途中溶化成這樣。最可怕的是他的那個露齒笑

  • which sayshey kid I might just eat your soul while you sleep.'

    好像在說:嗨孩子們,在你睡覺的時候我會去吃掉你的靈魂呦!

  • I don't really have a good Spongebob square pants impression

    我不太會模仿海綿寶寶啦

  • But I think I got his laugh. Here, check this out: Heeee.

    但我想我懂他怎麼笑的。看吧:嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿

  • Oh man. That shit makes my head hurt. Man, isn't it annoying?

    天啊,這個爛東西真的讓我很頭痛,真的很煩人欸

  • 9 –BioSlimWhat’s worse than false advertising

    第九名:瘦身霜。最糟個失敗廣告

  • is when people are stupid enough to believe it in the first place.

    是當人們笨到一開始就去相信廣告說的一切

  • In 2001, Nivea brought out a cosmetic cream called BioSlim that claimed it could

    在2001年,妮維雅推出一款叫做「瘦身霜」的產品,宣稱這個產品

  • literally make you lose weight by applying it to your skin regularly. I’m no scientist

    可以單純靠塗抹產品達成減重的效果。我不是科學家啦

  • but rubbing cream into your ass to lose weight seems about as sensible as putting peanut

    但在你的屁股上塗一些乳霜就能減肥這種事情,聽起來就跟把花生醬

  • butter in your coffee to cure baldness. • Nivea was forced to take the product off

    加到咖啡裡就可以治療光頭一樣蠢。妮維雅被迫要下架這個商品

  • the shelf and pay over $900,000 to the gullible people who bought the product.

    並且還要賠償超過九十萬美元給這些受騙的使用者

  • 8 – Pepperoni PizzaImagine walking into your local supermarket

    第八名:臘腸披薩。你想像當你走進一間超市

  • with a hankering for some tasty meaty pizza only to come across this sorry excuse for a snack.

    並且非常渴望吃一些充滿肉香的披薩,但卻遇到這種令人不爽的情況

  • The label claims that it’s a pepperoni pizza -

    這個商品標示這是一個臘腸披薩

  • but inside the packaging is one single lonely slice of pepperoni on an 8 inch pizza base.

    但裡面這個八寸大的披薩卻只有單單一片臘腸

  • I guess in all technicality they aren’t lying but it’s just not acceptable.

    技術上來說他們是沒有說謊啦,但這就是無法被接受啊!

  • What were the chefs even thinking? Is there some sort of critical worldwide pepperoni shortage

    這些廚師到底在想什麼?現在是世界上有什麼超嚴重的臘腸短缺危機

  • that I wasn’t aware of? How are you gonna be single slice pepperoni?

    我卻不知道嗎?短缺到一整片披薩上只有單單一片臘腸?

  • I heard of a single slice Pringle, but not a single slice pepperoni!

    我是有聽說過一片品客洋芋片啦,但是就是沒有聽過一片臘腸!

  • 7 – Classmates Reunion • A website claiming to reunite old school friends was sued when it turned out that

    第七名:同學會。有一個網站宣稱他們可以幫你召集舊的同學,之後被控告,原因是

  • they were promising to reunite people who didn’t even exist.

    他們承諾幫你召集根本不存在的同學

  • Classmates.com told their users that if they paid for a membership upgrade

    Classmates.com 告訴他們的使用者,如果他們付升級會員費,

  • they would be reconnected with all their best buddies from their childhood. Turns out it was just a big lie,

    他們就可以重新跟他們童年的超好朋友團聚。結果最後證明完全是個天大的謊

  • and the website was forced to refund their disappointed customersmoney.

    並且之後這個網站被迫要退費給這些失望的顧客

  • It just goes to show that people are deceiving and the world is a terrible place sometimes

    這件事情告訴我們,人們愛欺騙並且這個世界有時候可以是一個很糟糕的地方

  • 6 – Rice KrispiesParents love to give their kids healthy snacks,

    第六名:脆米花。父母都會想要給孩子健康的點心

  • so why wouldn’t they believe that a bowl of cereal can drastically improve their immune systems.

    所以沒理由他們不會相信,一碗麥片就可以徹徹底底的改善孩子的免疫系統。

  • In 2010, Kellogg’s started advertising

    在 2010 年,家樂事開始廣告主打

  • that their Rice Krispies cereal had the ability to improve the immune systems of kids and

    他們的脆米花麥片可以改善小孩的免疫系統

  • give them 25% of their daily vitamin needs. The Federal Trade Commission said that this

    並且給他們 25% 的每日所需維他命。聯邦貿易委員會表示

  • claim was prettydubiousand told Kellogg’s to knock it off.

    這樣的的聲稱十分「值得懷疑」,並且告訴家樂事停止這樣的宣傳

  • Next theyll be telling us that the puffed rice does not in fact snap, crackle

    接下來他們就會告訴我們這些膨脹的米製品製作過程並沒有膨脹、爆裂

  • OR pop. Liars.

    或是像爆米花一樣爆,一堆騙子

  • 5 - PretzelsThis machine has a notice that is telling some straight up fast food lies.

    第五名:椒鹽卷餅。這個機器直接的告訴我們最快的謊言

  • One can see that the oven in question is jam-packed with freshly cooked, delicious looking pretzels.

    任何人都可以看出在這個烤箱塞滿剛剛烤好、看起來新鮮美味的椒鹽卷餅

  • Yet the deceiving sign on the front of the machine claims that they

    但這個愛騙人的告示牌卻宣稱

  • areOut of Pretzels’. If those bendy pastries are not pretzels, than what exactly are they?

    「椒鹽卷餅已完售」。如果柔軟美味的點心不是椒鹽卷餅,那這些東西到底是什麼?

  • Figments of my imagination? Or is the poster being more esotericis it suggesting

    我想像裡虛構的喔?還是這個海報其實超級神秘:他是在表示

  • that it is on the outside of the machine, like out of *range* of pretzels.

    椒鹽卷餅在「烤箱之外」,就好像不再「範圍」內?

  • Either way, ‘Sorry for the inconvenienceis just not good enough.

    不管如何「不好意思造成您的不便」就是不夠!

  • I want my damned pretzel.

    我就是想要我的椒鹽卷餅!

  • 4 – Easter PopeNothing makes me angrier than when I buy a chocolate resembling the Pope,

    第四名:復活節教皇。這怎麼能不讓人生氣呢,當我買了一個羅馬教皇造型的巧克力

  • only to find dairy-based lies under the wrapper. • The company that produced this chocolate treat

    卻發現包裝下面是兔子的造型。這間生產這個巧克力的公司

  • mustve thought they were being pretty clever when they used their leftover Easter bunny designs

    一定覺得自己超聰明,想到用復活節剩下的兔子造型巧克力

  • to sell their new season Pope-themed chocolates.

    來販售新的一季的羅馬教皇主題巧克力

  • Not that I'm much of a fan chocolate anyways

    反正我不是巧克力迷啦

  • 3 – Berry LoafHere’s another example of a company

    第三名:莓果吐司。這又是另外一個案例,

  • giving absolutely zero fucks about what you want.

    另外一個公司根本不在乎顧客到底想要什麼的案例

  • This bakery is offering a ‘berry loafwhich seems to be just that - a loaf of bread

    這間麵包坊販售「莓果吐司」,看起像是一整條吐司裡面

  • with one berry. How generous of them to create such a flavour-filled treat. The advertisement

    只有一顆莓果。他們做出這麼「填料豐富」的吐司還是慷慨。

  • next to it clearly promises at least a dozen. • Maybe the pizza chef and this baker are

    這個廣告上面的圖片明明就看起來至少有一打啊。或許剛剛提到的那個披薩廚師跟這個烘焙師

  • the same guy, ruining people’s lives one shitty baked good at a time.

    是同一個人,用超級糟糕的食物來毀掉我們人生

  • 2 – Baby Can ReadHave you ever seen a two-year old reading a novel?

    第二名:寶寶也可以讀書。你有看過一個兩歲的小寶寶讀小說嗎?

  • Or even reading anything for that matter? No. It’s because they can’t.

    或是甚至讀任何其他東西嗎?沒有,因為他們沒辦法。

  • A company that promised it could teach kids to read whole books before the age of 3

    這間公司保證他們可以在小朋友三歲前教會他們如何閱讀

  • was sued and forced to take its products off the market in account of flagrant false advertising.

    之後被控告並切強迫要將他們的產品下架,原因是不能容忍的錯誤廣告

  • The program was called, ‘Your Baby Can Read!’, but they just didn’t mention that

    這個計畫叫做「你的寶寶也可以閱讀」,但他們只是沒有提到

  • no baby has ever read anything in the history of babies.

    歷史上沒有任何嬰兒可以閱讀

  • Not only are most babies not geniuses, they don’t even understand how to not shit their own pants.

    除了大部分的嬰兒不是天才以外,他們甚至不知道如何不要大便在褲子裡

  • Come on, y'all. Babysteps, babysteps. You gotta go one step a time.

    拜託,你們大家,嬰兒學步呀!你要一步一步慢慢來

  • 1 – Caffeine PantsIt seems that some people will try anything to lose weight, except for you know,

    第一名:咖啡因褲子。看起來有些人會用盡一切方法減重,除了你知道的,

  • eating healthy and exercising. A couple of companies recently developed

    吃健康的食物以及運動。有幾間公司最近研發了

  • caffeine-infused undergarments that allegedly advertised they could make you lose weight

    注入咖啡因的內褲,並且說這可以幫助你減重

  • by somehow magically dissappearing your fat cells. I don’t know whether it’s sadder

    因為這件褲子可以神奇的讓你的脂肪細胞消失。我不知到哪個比較可悲啦,

  • that someone actually made theseor that people thought coffee in your underpants was

    到底是發明這個商品的人,還是那些覺得放咖啡在你內褲裡

  • a legitimately good idea. • There are no shortcuts to weight loss and good health.

    是個很好的主義的人。減肥以及健康沒有捷徑

  • Just good old fashioned sweating, self-control and emotional support.

    反正就是大家老是在說的:多流汗、自我控制以及精神上的堅持

  • I mean I managed to lose over 50 pounds in 3 months.

    我可以這樣在三個月內減了超過 50 磅

  • Which is a little too fast but it's possible!

    是真的有點太快啦,但這是有可能的!

  • You just gotta believe in yourself!

    你就是要相信你自己!

  • Exercise! Do it! You gotta believe in your dreams!

    運動!做就對了!你要相信你的夢想!

  • I've never really encountered any kind of false advertising.

    我是沒有真的遇過這種失敗的錯誤廣告啦

  • Moreso I've encountered some pretty misleading ones.

    不過我是遇過幾個真的很容易讓人誤會的

  • One being from McDonald's words said: Now serving white meat!

    其中一個就是麥當勞的廣告說:我們現在開始販賣白肉囉!

  • And in my head I was like: What kind of meat were you serving before?

    我看到就在想:啊不然你之前賣的是什麼肉?

  • What about you guys? What's something really misleading that you've seen before?

    你們大家呢?有沒有什麼你看過真的很容易讓人誤會的廣告呢?

  • Much love and appreciation guys. Take care. Peace

    愛你們,謝謝啦。再見

From misleading mangled popsicles to magical weight loss underpants,

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