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  • Okay. So last week, I saw my son made a video

    好了。上星期,我看到我的兒子拍了一段短片

  • making fun of me. He is so not humble!

    他竟敢來取笑我。很沒禮貌喔!

  • I gave him life and this is how he repays me?

    想當初生了他,竟然用這種方式來回報我?

  • He has no respect for his elders. But you know what?

    一點都不尊重他老子,你知道嗎?

  • 2 can play at this game. Sticks and stones may break my bones

    棍棒和石頭也許會打斷我的骨頭

  • But my son? HAHAHA

    但我兒子?哈哈哈,想得美

  • First off, you said that I'm not really funny.

    首先,你說我這個人很不好笑

  • Okay, whatever. But you know what is?

    好吧,隨便。但你知道甚麼很好笑嗎?

  • When you were a little baby, your wiener was so small, we all thought you are a girl.

    當你還是個小寶寶,雞雞這麼小,我們一度還懷疑生了個女兒。

  • I told him to sit on the toilet, but he didn't.

    要他坐在馬桶上,他不肯

  • Ugh! Now he wet his pants.

    啊!果然尿濕了褲子

  • You wet your pants, didn't you?

    吼,尿濕褲子了啦,有沒有?

  • You finished peeing?

    尿完了嗎?

  • Wait why is the footage censored? There's nothing to hide anyways

    等等,為什麼這影片要打馬賽克?反正也沒啥好隱瞞的

  • Plus, You said that I'm not reallymanly”, but who was the one who immigrated half way

    另外,你竟然敢說我不是真正的「男子漢」,但是誰敢在18歲

  • across the world at the age of 18 with little money to find a job AND education? And you,

    移民到地球的另一邊,找到工作並且受教育,還不是我?而你呢

  • you are 21 years old, and you still cannot sleep without your body pillow.

    已經21歲了,睡覺竟然還要死抱著一顆抱枕

  • Just how many does he have?

    他到底有幾顆抱枕呀?

  • That’s so embarrassing. Not only that, I always worry about how you'll

    好丟臉喔。不只如此,我總是擔心你

  • ever find a girlfriend because you are the worst cook I have ever

    怎樣才會找到一個女朋友,你是我看過

  • seen in my life

    最不會煮菜的廚子

  • Oh My God. Dad! Dad dad dad dad! Oh my goodness! What happened? Ahhh!

    哦,天呀!老爸!爸爸爸爸!哦,我的天啊!怎麼回事?唉!

  • Why would anybody date someone who would burn their house down? That's why, of course

    為何會有女生竟然想跟會燒掉房子的男生約會呢?這就是為什麼,當然

  • I like Malibu more than you, look how smart she is.

    我喜歡馬里布超過你,你看她多聰明。

  • She learns faster than you. You also said I had a poor sense of style.

    她學東西也比你快。你也說我打扮太老氣很不潮。

  • Okay, first off, don't forget who's the one who taught you how to use hair gel

    好吧,首先,不要忘了是誰教你如何使用髮膠的

  • Also, everyday, I don't understand why it takes you like 2 hours to get ready because

    另外,我不明白為什麼你每天要花2個小時來打扮

  • in the end, you're still ugly.

    結果,還是醜斃了

  • We are leaving in 5min Yeah

    我們5分鐘後要出門,耶

  • What is he doing? He looks so stupid… I'll wait for you in the car

    他在幹麻?他看起來好蠢喔......我會在車裡等你

  • Yeah I'm coming! Ugh, It's been 15 minutes

    我來了!哎,已經15分鐘了

  • Finally!

    終於!

  • Huh?

    蛤?

  • I'm leaving without him. This is ridiculous!

    我不想等他了,太扯了!

  • Also Jeffrey, I've seen your pictures on Instagram.

    還有傑佛瑞呀,我看過你Instagram上的照片。

  • I think you try too hard to look good. Like why are you always touching your hair?

    我覺得你想耍帥想過頭了,就像你為什麼一直在摸你的頭髮?

  • I'm pretty sure I don't need to try that hard and I can get more likes than you do.

    我很確定,我不需要那麼拼,就會比你得到更多人按讚

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  • Okay I posted a picture on Instagram. Everyone, go give it a LIKE!

    好了,我在Instagram貼了一張新照片。每個人,去按個讚!

  • Anyways, that's it for now. But be careful how you talk about me next time.

    這次就先說這些。你千萬要小心,下一次怎麼說我。

  • Cause rememberwhat usually happens

    要記得......之後會發生什麼事

  • [GUGH]

    (嗝)

Okay. So last week, I saw my son made a video

好了。上星期,我看到我的兒子拍了一段短片

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    Chai Her Cheong 發佈於 2016 年 07 月 08 日
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