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  • Hello, this is Kim Jong-un

  • and since all of you requested this from your Supreme Leader

  • here is my Draw My Life

  • I was never really born

  • I descended from above

  • All who where there then have sworn

  • that I was brought here by a dove

  • When my body touched the ground

  • Double rainbows filled the sky

  • Those who followed it then found me there

  • the babe that didn't cry

  • I was raised by Kim Jong-il

  • As a son and a trainee

  • Papa taught me how to kill

  • and how to drive was three

  • In my school I was the best

  • I excelled at every sport

  • I passed every single test

  • but shined the brightest on the court

  • One day the world will bow to me

  • Kim Jong-un

  • They'll beg and plea

  • on bended knee

  • 'Cause they all love Kim Jong-un

  • I spent time in Switzerland

  • With their chocolate and their cheese

  • There I really learned first hand

  • how well they have it overseas

  • I got hooked on all their sweets

  • Ate a lot of this and that

  • Gorged on every single treat

  • till I got very big and ...

  • strong...

  • By the time I was fifteen

  • I had women all around

  • I can't count all that I've been with

  • all my talents are renowned

  • Every time I step outside

  • I need guards to push them back

  • It just cannot be denied

  • there not a single thing I lack

  • But just like all the other Draw My Lifes

  • I've had a struggle

  • Not getting bullied, no

  • it was my weight

  • No matter which new diet

  • I would grow like some big bubble

  • I couldn't quite control how much I ate!

  • So I talked to my father, who was smart and very wise

  • He gave me quite the excellent idea

  • We decided that to lose weight without doing exercise

  • I would outlaw every food in North Korea

  • Now my subjects have no food

  • But I doubt they mind a lot

  • After all it would be rude to question me

  • you would be shot!

  • you would be shot!

  • you would be shot!

  • Maybe now I will get thin

  • Then my father would be proud

  • Yes he probably would have been

  • if he were somehow still around

  • When my father finally died

  • all his work still unfulfilled

  • Every North Korean cried

  • well, if they didn't, they were killed

  • As my destiny decreed

  • As my destiny decreed

  • I stepped up to take the reigns

  • I'll protect all those in need

  • and free my people from their chains!

  • lol jk..

  • definitely not doing that....

  • I'm funny! :)

  • One day the world will bow to me

  • Kim Jong-un

  • They'll beg and plea

  • on bended knee

  • 'Cause they all

  • love

  • Kim

  • Kim Jong

  • Kim Jong-un

  • Okay lady, good drawing...

  • bye bye!

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Hello, this is Kim Jong-un

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漫畫-金正恩人生 (DRAW MY LIFE - Kim Jong-un)

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    Zenn 發佈於 2013 年 04 月 28 日
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