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- I could use this as a helmet.
-這可以拿來當作頭盔
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It's so padded.
它裡頭的襯墊超級厚
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Who needs bike helmets?
有誰需要單車安全帽嗎?
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Just get a Bombshell bra.
只需要買一副魔術超厚墊胸罩就好啦!
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(mid-tempo guitar music)
(中等節奏的吉他樂)
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- [Voiceover] Oooh, Wonder Bra.
(旁白)哇~魔術胸罩~
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- Ooh, whoa (beep).
哇~(消音)
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- It's like built-in chicken cutlets, kind of.
-裡頭好像有嵌著像是雞排的東西
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- Is that air or something?
-是空氣嗎?還是其他東西?
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- This is like NASA technology that we now
-這像是美國NASA太空署科技研發的科技
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use to hold up people's tits.
-現在被用來支撐胸部
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- It's comfortable, it feels like a foam mattress.
-摸起來很舒服,像是泡棉床墊
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- This one's fun to squish.
-壓起來很好玩
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- I like this.
-我愛事業線
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- It's doing the push-up bra thing,
-它有托高集中的效果
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where like any time I move it feels like
每次我伸展身體
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my whole chest is moving everywhere.
感覺我的整個胸部到處移動
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- There's a lot of stuff going on under here.
-這裡底下墊了很多東西
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- Kinda just feels like a bra that actually fits.
-這種類型的胸罩其實蠻合身的
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- It's just like a little kind of boost from the bottom,
-這種胸罩只是從底下些微往上托高
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here, it's not like a crazy drastic change.
就是這裡,沒有超級爆乳的效果
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- Like, I expect a push-up bra to
-我期待穿上集中托高胸罩
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turn me into Jessica Rabbit.
能夠讓我變成 Jessica Rabbit
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- Whoa, what the (beep)?
- 哇,搞什麼啊?
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This weighs like six pounds.
它拿起來感覺有6磅重
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- Oh! A what?
-歐!天啊!
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(laughing)
(笑聲)
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- Do real boobs feel like water?
-胸部真的摸起來像是水嗎?
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Hmm...
嗯…
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- You know what this makes me think of
-這種胸罩讓我想到
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is the bras you can put like booze in.
可以放東西在裡面,像是酒之類
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That I would get, that sounds like is has a practical use.
那麼我可能會買它,聽起來蠻實用的
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- The first bra was like Tempurpedic,
-第一副胸罩感覺像是美國丹普床墊
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this is like 1970s waterbed.
這副摸起來像是1970年代的水床
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- This, I would be nervous about this, like leaking.
-這副嘛…穿著它我可能會有點擔心,怕會有漏水的問題
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- Whoa! (laughs)
-哇!(笑聲)
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- I can definitely like see a difference.
-我完全可以感覺得出穿上它們之後的差異
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- It's so awkward, cause the water is cold.
-穿起來有點尷尬,因為裡頭的水是冷的
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- This one is not doing the same
-這副胸罩沒有我想要的效果
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effect that I want it to do.
事業線!
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- There's just like, a glob of water, like sitting
-感覺有一團水
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in front of my boobs, and it's really strange.
在我胸部的前面,真的很怪
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- Because it's just adding water to your boobs,
-它只是在你胸部「灌」了水
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instead of pushing everything up.
而不是真的托高集中你的胸部
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This isn't actually a push-up bra.
這根本不是托高集中型胸罩
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See, this is what I want.
你看,這才是我想要的效果
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- Does it feel like a boob?
-它摸起來像是真的胸部嗎?
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No, no, you can tell there's like a plastic bag in there.
不、不是,你可以感覺得出來這裡有一個像是塑膠袋的東西
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- They move naturally. (laughs)
-它們晃動得蠻自然的(笑聲)
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- When I go like this, it's like,
-當我像這樣抓,像這樣
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like, I'm not grabbing any boob right now.
我現在根本沒抓到我的胸部
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- I don't like it as much.
-我還是不喜歡它
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- If my boyfriend ever felt me up
-如果我男朋友在撫摸我的時候
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while I was wearing this bra, he'd be like,
我正穿著這種胸罩,他可能會說:「
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"what the fu, what the heck is going on under there?"
搞什麼,這底下是什麼鬼東西?」
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- [Voiceover] The Bombshell.
-(旁白)魔術超厚墊胸罩
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- Oh my God!
-我的天啊!
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- This is all pad, holy crap.
-這裡頭全都加墊了,媽呀
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- From here to here.
-從這裡到這裡
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Just padding.
全部都是襯墊
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- Where does your boob go?
-那胸部要裝在哪裡?
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- Now, this is cute.
-這樣戴還蠻可愛的
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I'm gonna wear this for Halloween next year.
這就是我明年的萬聖節變裝服
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- How expensive is this thing?
-這種胸罩要多少錢?
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Do I wanna know?
我該知道嗎?
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Ugh, yeah, 50 bucks wasted.
嗯,50美元就這樣浪費掉了
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Daaaaaaamn!
搞什麼啊!!!!
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- I'm holding them and they don't even feel like mine.
-我正摸著我的胸部,但是感覺不像是我的
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Whoo,I feel like I'm strapped into a bulletproof vest
我現在好像被困在防彈背心裡了
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right now, because that's how thick these things are.
因為這襯墊超厚的
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- I feel like I'm lying.
-感覺好像在騙人
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- This looks nice though.
-看起來其實不錯
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- I'm gonna have a boyfriend before
-在有男朋友之前
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I finish laughing in this thing. (laughs)
我可能會先笑死(笑聲)
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- I feel like I'm about to spill out of it,
-感覺我的胸部快掉出來了
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because there's no actual room for my boobs in this.
因為罩杯裡根本沒有裝胸部的空間
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- I can't stop looking at myself in this bra, though.
穿著這種胸罩,我會忍不住一直盯著我的胸部看
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So I imagine that's the problem, is like a dude
我覺得這有點不妙
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would just be looking at my chest.
就好像有個男子一直盯著我的胸部瞧
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- But it's not uncomfortable, these aren't
穿起來其實蠻舒服的
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as uncomfortable as I thought they would be.
沒有我想像中的不舒適感
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- If I wanted to hook up with someone I just met,
-如果我想勾搭上某個剛認識的人
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while wearing this bra, I would probably
而且正穿著這種胸罩
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be okay with doing most things,
那麼可能要我做什麼都可以
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except anything in this area.
除了不要動到這個部位之外
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- I would just be so nervous, and so self-conscious
-我可能會感覺不太自在
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that my actual boobs were gonna disappoint them.
擔心我的實際罩杯會讓他們失望
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- You know, nothing looks as sexy as just be naked.
-全裸的時候看起來最性感
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And like I don't have to pay 50 dollars for that.
而且我不需要為了看起來性感花50美金
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- If somebody gets to see your boobs,
他們光是看著你的胸部
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they're gonna be excited,
就會有感覺了
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so just take the bra off, live your best life,
所以拋掉這種胸罩吧,好好過你的人生
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they're not gonna be like,
他們也不會對你說:「
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"Whoa, that was a lot of padding."
哇,你墊得好誇張!」
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- I would just want to like encourage people
-我想鼓勵人們
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to embrace their own bodies,
接受自己的身體
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but at the same time, if you're really
但是如果你真的對於自己某些部分
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insecure about something, go ahead and change it.
感到非常沒有安全感,那麼就改變它吧!
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Like, whatever, you do you.
做回你自己
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- If there was an earthquake and
-如果現在發生地震
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you were wearing this, and you needed emergency water,
-你正需要緊急用水,剛好你也穿著這種胸罩
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you just cut it right open.
那麼你只需要把它切開就好了
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Like if Tom Hanks was wearing this is Cast Away,
如果湯姆.漢克斯在《浩劫重生》裡穿著這種胸罩
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he would have been like,
他心裡可能會想著:「
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"Ugh, good, I got at least a day."
啊,至少我今天不用愁了。」