There are some things that we don't ever tell them, which is dishonest, and that's not right.

有些事情是我們不會講的，這是不誠實的，而且這樣不太好。

So to break those barriers down, we went out on the street today.

為了要消弭障礙，我們今天街訪。

We asked people what is the biggest lie you've ever told your mom, with their moms standing right next to them.

我們問路人你對媽媽撒過最大的謊言是什麼，而媽媽就站在他旁邊。

And with that said, please enjoy this special Mother's Day confessional.

接下來請欣賞母親節的特別自白。

What is the biggest lie you've ever told your mom?

你對媽媽撒過對大的謊是什麼？

Oh nooooooo.

噢，不！

What did I sign up for.

我可沒料到這個。

Ummm…

嗯 ...

Me and my best friend used to sneak out, and go to drag queen shows.

我跟我最好的朋友以前常偷偷溜出去去看變裝皇后秀。

What's the biggest lie you've ever told your mom?

你對你媽媽撒過最大的謊言是什麼？

That I wasn't out all night doing drugs.

我沒有整晚在外面嗑藥。

News to me.

我可不知道這個。

When?

什麼時候？

High school.

高中的時候。

What is the biggest lie you've ever told your mom?

你對你媽媽撒過最大的謊言是什麼？

Um, I love you.

嗯 ... 我愛你。

What's the biggest lie you've told your mother?

你對你媽媽撒過最大的謊言是什麼？

Maybe that I didn't back into the neighbor's mail box.

或許是我沒有開車撞到鄰居的郵箱。

Oh, I didn't know about that.

噢，我不知道這件事情。

With her car.

是開她的車子。

My car?

我的車？

What's one thing you've done that you've never told your mother?

你對你媽媽撒過最大的謊言是什麼？

I hit someone on accident, and I got a citation.

我不小心打到別人，然後我被記警告了。

Was it really by accident?

那真的是不小心的嗎？

No.

不是。

What's a lie that you've told your mom?

你對你媽媽撒過最大的謊言是什麼？

That I haven't taken her makeup...and I took a lot actually.

我沒有偷用她的化妝品，其實我拿了很多。

What makeup have you taken?

像是什麼化妝品？

I've taken some lipsticks, and some foundation.

我拿了些口紅、底妝液。

- And? - And some powder.

- 還有？- 還有一些粉底。

- And? - And mascara, and some eye shadow maybe.

- 還有？- 還有睫毛膏或許還有眼影。

- And? - Blush, I took some blush from her too.

- 還有？- 還有一些腮紅。

What's the biggest lie you've ever told your mommy?

你對你媽媽撒過最大的謊言是什麼？

Um, I steal it.

嗯. 我偷了一個東西。

What did you steal?

你偷了什麼？

Daddy's wedding ring.

我爸爸的結婚戒指。

What? Daddy's wedding ring.

什麼？ 我爸爸的結婚戒指。

Where did you put your dad's wedding ring?

你把爸爸的結婚戒指藏到哪裡去了？

Under my pillow.

藏在我枕頭底下。

Was your husband freaking out?

妳先生應該嚇壞了吧？

Yeah, we ripped the house apart.

對啊，我們把整個房子都掀翻了。

We were looking for it.

我們一直在找。

We kept asking him.

我們一直不斷地問他。

And he didn't tell us until we bribed him with ice cream where it was.

直到我們用冰淇淋買通他，他才肯說在哪裡。

So you did know where it was.

所以你一直都知道在哪裡。

Are you lying right now?

你現在是在撒謊嗎？

Can I go pee now?

我可以去尿尿嗎？

Yes.

可以。

What's the worst thing you've done that you've never told your mom?

你對你媽媽撒過最大的謊言是什麼？

The first kiss.

我的初吻。

Are you kidding me?

你在開玩笑嗎？

No, I'm not kidding.

我沒有在開玩笑。

That's not cool, dude.

這可不好，兄弟。

Is he not allowed to kiss?

他不能接吻嗎？

No, we're talking on the way home, yeah.

不，我們回家的路上要好好聊聊。

Was it worth it?

值得嗎？

Yeah.

值得。

That's, no.

這真的，不。

Now what's the biggest lie you ever told your mom when you are younger?

你年輕的時候對你媽媽撒過最大的謊言是什麼？

That I never smoked.

說我從來沒抽過菸。

I used to take her cigarettes.

我以前會偷拿她的香菸。

I used to light them on the stove in the kitchen and smoke them.

用瓦斯爐點燃後抽。

And then before she came home, I used to put the fans on in the house and get the smoke out of the house.

然後在她回家之前，我會開家裡的抽風機，把煙都用出家外。

You really stole my cigarettes.

真的假的，你偷了我的菸？

Oh you? I thought she said I told… my mom. No, her mom.

喔你？我以為是在說我媽媽。 是說她媽媽。

Oh okay. F***. It's another lie.

喔，又是一個謊言。

Yeah.

對。

Wait. Did we just uncover that you smoke?

等等，我們剛剛揭露了你會抽菸的秘密嗎？

What's the biggest lie you've ever told your mom?

你對你媽媽撒過最大的謊言是什麼？

That she looked good in a dress even though she didn't.

她穿某件裙子很漂亮 ... 但其實沒有。

That was a low blow.

這招也太陰險了。

What are you gonna give your mom for Mother's Day?

你母親節要送媽媽什麼禮物？

Um, flowers.

呃，花。

Maybe a new dress.

或是一條新的裙子。

Burn that one.

把舊的燒了吧！

Very good. Thank you. Thank you very much.

很好，謝謝你。謝謝你！

Do you love clicking buttons and subscribing to things?

你喜歡點擊按鈕並且訂閱東西嗎？

Then click the button to subscribe to my channel.

點這個按鈕來訂閱我的頻道喔！

And you'll finally be happy.

你就會感到快樂。