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I feel like boys can buy one shirt
我覺得男生可以買一件襯衫
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and one pair of pants that fit,
一件適合的褲子
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and then buy multiples of those,
然後多買幾件重複的
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and then just wear that same outfit
就穿同一套
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every day until they die.
每一天都穿一樣直到死為止
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And nobody says anything about it.
不會有人為此多說甚麼
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Buying underwear is so much easier for guys.
買內衣這件事對男生來說容易多了
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Bras are so complicated.
胸罩太複雜了
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A guy can throw on a button up, a nice pair of pants, and he's good to go.
男生可以隨意套上一件襯衫一件不錯的褲子,就可以準備出門了
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And girls are sitting there
而女生必須坐在那兒
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staring at their closet.
盯著她們的衣櫃
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Do I want a v neck, do I want a scoop neck,
我要穿 V 領還是圓領的呢?
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do I want short sleeve, 1/4 sleeve?
我要穿短袖還是四分之一袖的呢?
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- I'm really annoyed that, like, guys can literally eat whatever the hell they want, and it goes nowhere.
我真的很氣男生都可以隨便吃任何想吃的東西,而且還不會胖
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- Guys are told to eat more,
男生被告知多吃一點
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like if you're kinda a slender guy
如果你是苗條一點的男生
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and you wanna get more muscle.
而如果你要多一點肌肉的話
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And then let's say it does go somewhere,
我們才會說那些食物確實去了某些地方
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it'll just melt off of them.
組成了肌肉們
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Their ability to pee wherever and whenever they want.
他們何時何地都可以小便的能力
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They get to pee standing up .
他們可以站著小便
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They get to pee against the wall.
他們可以面對著牆壁小便
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I feel like so many times
我好幾次都覺得
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girls are waiting in these long lines,
女生必須排長長的隊伍
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and guys walk 10 feet away, face a tree,
而男生只需十步之遙,對著一棵樹
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and just do their thing, and it's all done.
就可以解決他們的事
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That guys can sort of be more forward.
所以男生總是可以提早出來一點
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The guy's the pursuant, and the girl is to like,
男生是追求,女生是被傾慕
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"Oh, he's looking at me.
「喔,他在看我」
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"I wonder if he'll come over and speak to me."
「我好奇他是否會走過來跟我說話」
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Sort of thing.
這一類的
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And then any woman who makes that advance
而任何女生這樣做的話
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comes off as kind of aggressive.
會給人感覺太主動
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Men get to have sex with whoever, whenever,
男人可以跟在任何時間跟任何人發生性關係
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and wherever they want.
當然也包括在任何地方
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And it's basically socially acceptable.
基本上這是被社會接受的
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Climaxing during sex is so much easier for guys.
高潮對男生來說容易許多
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It's like when humans were created,
像是人類被創造之初
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it's like men with their sexuality
男人的性行為
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were given a tic-tac-toe game to figure out,
像是井字遊戲
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and women were given a Rubik's cube.
而女人是魔術方塊
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And it's like clearly one is harder than the other.
明顯地一方比另一方更複雜些
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It'd be really awesome to think about my future
思考我的未來將會變得非常棒的一件事
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and not be like, "Childbirth, what it will do
當不需去考慮生產後
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"to my body and my career."
會怎麼影響我的身體和事業
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Shaving is a choice for a guy.
刮鬍子對男生來說是一個選擇
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Guys can just have these hairy pits, and arms,
男生可以有那些鬍渣在手臂
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and faces, and legs.
臉上和腳上
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They can just be a big ball of hair.
他們可以像一個毛茸茸的大球
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And nobody judges that.
無人置喙
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Let me walk around as a hairy ball
讓我像顆毛茸茸的大球四處走動一下
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and see how many guys I'm gonna get.
看看多少男生會跟我交談
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I feel bad that men can't express themselves emotionally.
我為男人沒辦法表達他們的情緒感到抱歉
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You can't have a good cry.
你沒辦法好好哭一場
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You can't lean on your bros for support.
你沒辦法從兄弟那邊得到支持
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They can't explore fashion as much as they want to
他們沒辦法談論時尚
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'cause they're told that's too girly.
因為他們認為那太女生的東西了
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And that they're forced to man up.
他們被要求要像個男人
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I think that's really (bleep).
我認為那實在是太