and one pair of pants that fit,

一件適合的褲子

and then buy multiples of those,

然後多買幾件重複的

and then just wear that same outfit

就穿同一套

every day until they die.

每一天都穿一樣直到死為止

And nobody says anything about it.

不會有人為此多說甚麼

Buying underwear is so much easier for guys.

買內衣這件事對男生來說容易多了

Bras are so complicated.

胸罩太複雜了

A guy can throw on a button up, a nice pair of pants, and he's good to go.

男生可以隨意套上一件襯衫一件不錯的褲子，就可以準備出門了

And girls are sitting there

而女生必須坐在那兒

staring at their closet.

盯著她們的衣櫃

Do I want a v neck, do I want a scoop neck,

我要穿 V 領還是圓領的呢？

do I want short sleeve, 1/4 sleeve?

我要穿短袖還是四分之一袖的呢？

- I'm really annoyed that, like, guys can literally eat whatever the hell they want, and it goes nowhere.

我真的很氣男生都可以隨便吃任何想吃的東西，而且還不會胖

- Guys are told to eat more,

男生被告知多吃一點

like if you're kinda a slender guy

如果你是苗條一點的男生

and you wanna get more muscle.

而如果你要多一點肌肉的話

And then let's say it does go somewhere,

我們才會說那些食物確實去了某些地方

it'll just melt off of them.

組成了肌肉們

Their ability to pee wherever and whenever they want.

他們何時何地都可以小便的能力

They get to pee standing up .

他們可以站著小便

They get to pee against the wall.

他們可以面對著牆壁小便

I feel like so many times

我好幾次都覺得

girls are waiting in these long lines,

女生必須排長長的隊伍

and guys walk 10 feet away, face a tree,

而男生只需十步之遙，對著一棵樹

and just do their thing, and it's all done.

就可以解決他們的事

That guys can sort of be more forward.

所以男生總是可以提早出來一點

The guy's the pursuant, and the girl is to like,

男生是追求，女生是被傾慕

"Oh, he's looking at me.

「喔，他在看我」

"I wonder if he'll come over and speak to me."

「我好奇他是否會走過來跟我說話」

Sort of thing.

這一類的

And then any woman who makes that advance

而任何女生這樣做的話

comes off as kind of aggressive.

會給人感覺太主動

Men get to have sex with whoever, whenever,

男人可以跟在任何時間跟任何人發生性關係

and wherever they want.

當然也包括在任何地方

And it's basically socially acceptable.

基本上這是被社會接受的

Climaxing during sex is so much easier for guys.

高潮對男生來說容易許多

It's like when humans were created,

像是人類被創造之初

it's like men with their sexuality

男人的性行為

were given a tic-tac-toe game to figure out,

像是井字遊戲

and women were given a Rubik's cube.

而女人是魔術方塊

And it's like clearly one is harder than the other.

明顯地一方比另一方更複雜些

It'd be really awesome to think about my future

思考我的未來將會變得非常棒的一件事

and not be like, "Childbirth, what it will do

當不需去考慮生產後

"to my body and my career."

會怎麼影響我的身體和事業

Shaving is a choice for a guy.

刮鬍子對男生來說是一個選擇

Guys can just have these hairy pits, and arms,

男生可以有那些鬍渣在手臂

and faces, and legs.

臉上和腳上

They can just be a big ball of hair.

他們可以像一個毛茸茸的大球

And nobody judges that.

無人置喙

Let me walk around as a hairy ball

讓我像顆毛茸茸的大球四處走動一下

and see how many guys I'm gonna get.

看看多少男生會跟我交談

I feel bad that men can't express themselves emotionally.

我為男人沒辦法表達他們的情緒感到抱歉

You can't have a good cry.

你沒辦法好好哭一場

You can't lean on your bros for support.

你沒辦法從兄弟那邊得到支持

They can't explore fashion as much as they want to

他們沒辦法談論時尚

'cause they're told that's too girly.

因為他們認為那太女生的東西了

And that they're forced to man up.

他們被要求要像個男人

I think that's really (bleep).

我認為那實在是太