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  • (Finebros) We're going to show you a series of videos,

    (Finebros)我們會播一組影片.

  • but the challenge is you can't smile or laugh while watching.

    但是你看的時候不能微笑或大笑.

  • Why not?

    為什麼不行?

  • (Finebros) That's the whole point; it's a challenge.

    (Finebros)這是這個挑戰的重點.

  • You laugh or smile, you lose. Here we go.

    你大笑或微笑就輸了,我們開始吧.

  • Okay.

    OK.

  • So I'm not... I can't... I can't laugh?

    所以我不行......我不能.....我不能大笑?

  • (Finebros) Or smile.

    (Finebros)或微笑

  • Or smile?

    微笑?

  • (takes a breath) Now I'm smiling already.

    (深呼吸)我已經開始笑了.

  • I'm gonna go to my dark place.

    我要去我的黑暗面.

  • (cracking jawbone)

    (喬下巴)

  • Warming up the jaw.

    顎骨暖身.

  • (Finebros) All right. Here we go!

    (Finebros)好的.我們開始吧!

  • (bleep)

    (嘟嘟)

  • ♪ (men vocalizing "The Blue Danube") ♪

    ♪(男發聲“藍色多瑙河”)♪

  • God, it's so perfect.

    天啊,這太完美了.

  • Gotta take a deep breath.

    必須深呼吸.

  • This is really difficult... to not laugh at this.

    真的...很難不笑.

  • Is it gonna be five minutes of this guy... air humping?

    所以這人會持續五分鐘都在....頂空氣?

  • I've seen this too many times to be funny.

    我看太多次已經不好笑了.

  • Nothing funny about that.

    這沒什麼好笑的.

  • I've cracked it. I've got the technique down.

    我看穿他了,我掌握到技巧了.

  • It's not getting me.

    這弄不到我.

  • (arguing in foreign language)

    (外語爭論)

  • (laughs)

    (笑)

  • Bro, come on, come on, dawg.

    老兄,拜託,拜託,兄弟.

  • (laughs)

    (笑)

  • I think I'm gonna win this challenge.

    我覺得我會贏這個挑戰.

  • (laughs)

    (笑)

  • You can't... That is insane.

    你不能...這太瘋狂了.

  • (laughs)

    (笑)

  • (Finebros) So close. After it ended?

    (Finebros)就差這麼一點,在他結束之後?

  • I don't know. I can't hold it.

    不知道.我忍不住了.

  • Look. I haven't laughed yet.

    看吧.我還沒笑欸.

  • (video) Come on, let me see your face!

    (影片)來吧,讓我看看你的臉.

  • Oh, is it PewDiePie?

    哦,是PewDiePie嗎?

  • You're gonna ask me to not laugh at PewDiePie?

    你現在是要我不要笑PewDiePie嗎?

  • (man in video laughing)

    (男子在視頻笑)

  • How do you not smile at that, bro?

    你怎麼可以不對這個笑呢?老兄.

  • It's a goat, it's a goat flying away...

    是隻山羊.是一隻飛走的山羊.

  • (laughing in video continues)

    (視頻裏繼續在笑)

  • Poor goat, he didn't deserve that.

    可憐的山羊,他不應該被這樣對待的.

  • It's always exceptionally hard not to laugh when somebody

    通常只要別人笑就很難不跟著笑.

  • else is laughing, but even worse when it's PewDiePie.

    但如果是PewDiePie又更糟糕了.

  • I think, I think I'm technically smiling right now. (laughs)

    我想,我覺得我現在應該算是在微笑了.

  • (Finebros) Also, not PewDiePie.

    (Finebros)還有,這不是PewDiePie.

  • It's not PewDiePie?

    這不是PewDiePie?

  • (Finebros) But it's someone else who's Swedish.

    (Finebros)但是是別的瑞典人.

  • What game is this?

    這是什麼遊戲啊?

  • What's making me wanna smile

    讓我想笑的是

  • is you guys holding in your laughter.

    你們在憋笑.

  • If I just maybe do this?

    也許我應該這樣

  • (video) Laddergoat, you're so random.

    (影片)梯子山羊,你好難懂喔.

  • I think I've heard that phrase before...

    我覺得我好像有聽過這句話.

  • "Laddergoat, you're so random."

    "梯子山羊,你好難懂喔."

  • (breaths out) Okay...That was a close one.

    (吐氣)好的...真是差一點.

  • - (baby chuckling) - Oh no... Oh no...

    哦不...哦不...

  • Ugh, no!

    啊~~~不!

  • (man in video chuckling)

    (男子在視頻裏笑著)

  • (man laughing oddly)

    (視頻裏的人奇怪地笑著)

  • I'm in hell right now.

    我現在身處地獄.

  • - (man laughing boisterously) - Okay.

    好的.

  • (laughs)

    (笑)

  • Okay. I think that's a smile right there.

    好的.我覺得我微笑了.

  • How did this one get me, though?

    這,到底怎麼會弄到我?

  • - (woman chortling and snorting) - What? What is that?

    啥?這是什麼啊?

  • (woman honking and chortling)

    (女人不停地按喇叭,並哈哈大笑)

  • (Finebros) You did it!

    (Finebros)你成功了!

  • Not funny!

    不好笑!

  • I have no soul.

    我沒有靈魂.

  • I didn't laugh a single time!

    我一次都沒笑!

  • (Finebros) You were close a couple of times.

    (Finebros)有幾次就快要了.

  • I know, I almost puked.

    我知道,我差點吐.

  • (Finebros) Did you find those videos funny?

    (Finebros)你覺得那些影片好笑嗎?

  • Yeah, they were funny.

    蠻好笑的.

  • I actually did.

    我真的覺得好笑.

  • Hilarious. Hilarious.

    超好笑.

  • What was that guy trying to do...? On the wall...?

    那男的到底想幹嘛...?在那牆上.....?

  • Like how could that possibly have ended well?

    這到底該怎麼樣才有可能會有好結果?

  • In the first one, I trained myself not to laugh.

    在第一個影片我訓練自己不要笑.

  • Which one was the first one?

    哪個是第一個?

  • Oh, yeah, yeah... That's old school.

    哦,對對對....那很老套.

  • I thought when I saw that one, I was like,

    我想我看過一次,然後我覺得

  • "You guys, you're not gonna have us..." But you got us.

    "你們,你們弄不到我們的..."但你弄到了.

  • I don't know why it was funny to anybody.

    我不知道為什麼有人會覺得好笑.

  • Did anybody laugh at that?

    有人會因為這個而笑?

  • (Finebros) What do you think of the ladder goat?

    (Finebros)你覺得梯子山羊怎麼樣?

  • Dude, I just like goats, man. That's not fair.

    老兄,我就想說,天啊,山羊.這太不公平了.

  • You expect video games to obey the laws of physics,

    你認為電玩遊戲應該會遵照自然法則,

  • but when they don't, it's amusing.

    但當他沒有的時候,那真的很好笑.

  • I wish things were that funny to me, like,

    我希望事情都可以這麼好笑,像是,

  • if everything was that funny, life would be like a great place.

    如果所有事都這麼好笑的話,生命會是個美好的地方.

  • I wanna find out what game that is, just to find that goat,

    我想找到那遊戲是什麼,只為了找到那隻山羊

  • so I can make it climb the ladder.

    這樣我就可以讓牠爬梯子了.

  • They didn't seem all that funny.

    我不覺得每個都好笑.

  • I guess it's interesting, because that's the same sort of area

    我認為有趣的是它們跟我的影片

  • as my videos.

    算是同個種類.

  • A lot of people thought, like, when I was starting, and didn't

    很多人都在想,我開始的時候為什麼沒有

  • have my facecam... People were like, "Are you Laddergoat?"

    我的臉部特寫...其他人都在問"你是梯子山羊嗎?"

  • Yeah, he's like a Swedish gamer.

    對啊,他是個瑞典電玩家.

  • I actually made a video with him.

    我其實有跟他一起拍過影片.

  • Can you imitate one of the laughs you heard

    你可以模仿一下你聽到的笑聲嗎?

  • from the laughter chain video?

    在那個一連串笑聲的影片裏聽到的.

  • I almost lost it with that dude, he was like...

    我差點因為那老兄而嘴角失守,他像是這樣

  • (imitates laughter)

    (模仿笑)

  • Hya-hya-hya-hya.

    HYA-HYA-HYA-HYA。

  • (raspy chuckling)

    (刺耳笑著)

  • (throaty laughing)

    (喉音笑)

  • (high-pitched giggling)

    (高亢咯咯地笑)

  • Ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka... (laughs)

    KA-KA-KA-KA-KA ...(笑)

  • (Finebros) Why is watching other people laugh

    (Finebros)為什麼看別人笑

  • something that makes people laugh?

    會讓人想跟著笑.

  • I don't know. Science maybe?

    不知道.科學吧,應該?

  • People that, like, have a very specific laugh make you laugh.

    有些人有像是很特別的笑聲會讓你想跟著笑.

  • You just see people laughing, and then you're like,

    你就看著別人笑,你就會想說,

  • "I wanna be laughing and having fun too!"

    "我也想跟著笑一起享受樂趣!"

  • It's like when someone yawns, you yawn all the time.

    就像是有人打哈欠然後你也跟著打一樣

  • Yeah, laughing is contagious. Why is laughing contagious?

    笑會傳染.為什麼笑會傳染?

  • There we go. See? We just case in point right here.

    就是這樣.看到沒?這裡就有個實例.

  • Someone's, like, crying or my friends start crying,

    有些人哭,像是我朋友在哭,

  • and they call me like... (imitates crying)

    然後他們打給我....

  • I'm just like, "I know, girl. I know. He's bad for you."

    我就會說,"我懂得女孩.我懂.他不適合你."

  • (Finebros) What is the technique you try

    (Finebros)你試了什麼技巧

  • to make yourself not laugh?

    讓你不要笑?

  • Well, I failed pretty bad, so I guess I didn't have one.

    我失敗的滿慘的,所以我想我沒有任何技巧.

  • Try to distract myself.

    試著讓我自己分心.

  • Just trying to, like hyperanalyze things

    就試著,像是高密度解析事情

  • and think about them in a complicated way.

    然後把他們想得很複雜.

  • By being myself. I have no sense of humor.

    做我自己.我沒幽默感.

  • I found trying to shove a fist in the mouth.

    我試著塞拳頭到我的嘴巴裡.

  • Yeah, you were doing that. You were really going for that.

    對啊,你直接就這樣塞進去了.

  • I was sucking in my cheeks like that.

    我一直像這樣在吸我的臉頰.

  • Like, I tell myself, "This is not funny.

    我告訴我自己,"這不好笑."

  • You are not going to laugh."

    你不要去笑.

  • So, it's almost like mind over body.

    就像是心靈控制法.

  • I try to think of the most awful thing in the world.

    我試著想在這世上最糟糕的事.

  • It's like working at a theme park for ten years

    像是在主題樂園工作十年.

  • - or for life. - (Finebros laugh)

    或一輩子.

  • Like, think of something else. I was like, "Puppies. Rainbows.

    想想別的東西,像是小狗狗,彩虹.

  • - Biscuits. Gravy." - (Finebros) What about dead puppies?

    餅乾,肉汁. (Finebros)那死掉的小狗狗呢?

  • Oh, oh. Too far.

    哦哦.太超過了.

  • - Oh, now I'm sad. - (Finebros) But that would help.

    哦.現在我難過了. (Finebros)但那有用啊.

  • Why has the idea of "I bet you can watch without laughing"

    為什麼有"不准笑挑戰"這個想法

  • - become an online thing? - Well, 'cause we want to laugh.

    成為一個熱門事件? 哦,因為我們想笑,

  • And we want to be made to laugh.

    還有我們希望能夠令別人笑.

  • Watching isn't enough anymore. Let's make a challenge out of it.

    看是不夠的了. 讓我們做一個挑戰出來.

  • Let's make a game out of watching.

    讓我們做一個遊戲出來而不只是看.

  • I mean, anything with the "try not to laugh" tied to it

    我的意思是 用什麼“盡量不笑”把它包裝起來.

  • is probably gonna be something uplifting.

    大概會是什麼令人振奮.

  • Why would you not want to watch something like that?

    為什麼你不想要看這樣的事情?

  • And then there are going to be the people like me

    再就是我這樣的人,

  • who take a challenge very literally and say,

    對這個挑戰很如實地說:

  • "I'm not laughing at this. No way."

    “我沒辦法對這個笑.”

  • Like, that's something that everybody would click on,

    這件事情每個人都可以參與,

  • 'cause they're like, "Yeah, I can (bleeping) not laugh at that."

    因為他像”太好了,我不會(嗶)因為這個而笑“

  • And then they feel like me who don't,

    然後他們像我一樣不會笑,

  • and then you pat yourself on the back.

    然後拍拍自己的背(祝賀自己).

  • (Finebros) Does it feel good to succeed?

    (Finebros)對於成功的感覺好嗎?

  • It feels, actually, really sad,

    其實,還真的蠻傷心,

  • 'cause you guys are asking me questions like,

    因為你傢伙問我,

  • "Why didn't you laugh?" and then I'm like, "I don't know,"

    “你為什麼不笑?” “我不知道.”

  • and then I think about it in my head.

    然後我在想

  • I'm like, "Why am I not laughing? Am I sad inside?

    “為什麼我不笑?我傷心嗎?

  • Am I just not having a good day?"

    還是我只是沒有美好的一天?“

  • (Finebros) Is there a video out there

    (Finebros)有 沒有一個影片

  • that just makes you laugh every time you see it?

    可以讓你每次看都會笑?

  • - "Go! Bwaaah!" - "Go! Bwaaah!"

    "Go Bwaaah!"

  • - "Washington." - "Single Ladies Clown Dance."

    "Washington" "Single Ladies Clown Dance"

  • "Pretty much everywhere, it's gonna be hot."

    “Pretty much everywhere, it's gonna be hot“

  • This dude getting frisked by a cop,

    有警察對一個傢伙搜身,

  • and his pants are, like, sagging really low,

    他的褲子真的很低腰,

  • and then the cop reaches around and he's like, "What's this?"

    然後警察搜過一遍後,問“這是什麼?”

  • And he's like, "That's my penis."

    而他說“那是我的陰莖.”

  • He's like, "Oh, your penis. All right, sorry." (laughing)

    “哦,你的陰莖.好的,抱歉.“(大笑)

  • It's so funny!

    它是這麼有趣!

  • (Finebros) And finally, the most important question of all:

    (Finebros)在最後,最重要的問題是:

  • - why do we laugh, anyway? - Stress relief.

    我們為什麼笑? 緩解壓力.

  • 'Cause we're uncomfortable.

    因為我們不舒服.

  • (forced laugh)

    (強制笑)

  • (turns to weeping)

    (哭泣)

  • Oh, (bleep), that's deep. That's really deep.

    哦,(嗶),這很深奧. 這真的很深奧.

  • Why do we laugh? Why do we cry?

    我們為什麼要笑?我們為什麼哭?

  • Why do we bleed? Hmm?

    我們為什麼要流血?嗯?

  • I don't know, basically, is what I'm trying to say.

    我不知道. 基本上,我想說的就是我也不知道.

  • You guys, this is a deep question.

    你啊,這是一個深奧的問題.

  • Write in the comments below. Why do we laugh?

    請寫在下面的評論. 我們為什麼要笑?

  • Let's get the audience involved in this.

    讓觀眾參與這個.

  • I think about that sometimes, believe it or not.

    我想,有時候,信不信由你.

  • Like, when I'm laying in bed at night staring up at my ceiling,

    像當我躺在床上,在晚上盯著我的天花板,

  • I can't fall asleep. I'm just like...

    我無法入睡.我只是喜歡...

  • (whispers) Laughing, like...

    (耳語)就好像...

  • It's laughing and "I'm gonna die.

    “我會死,

  • No matter what I do, I'm gonna die."

    無論我做什麼,我都會死的.“

  • It's obviously a natural response, because even babies do it,

    這顯然是一個自然反應, 因為即使寶寶也會做,

  • and we haven't taught them,

    而我們並沒有教他們,

  • "Hey, this is what you do when something is funny."

    “嘿,當事情很有趣時,你要做這件事.“

  • I don't know and it's awesome.

    我不知道,但它很棒.

  • I think laughter is one of those

    我認為,笑是..

  • things about people that makes us great.

    其中之一件使我們偉大的事.

  • Famine, starvation, terrible rape, terrible things--

    飢荒,餓死,強姦,可怕的事件--

  • all over the place,

    到處都是,

  • but the fact that laughter is something

    但事實證明,笑是..

  • that we start doing at, like, 24 hours old--

    在我們出生24小時後就開始做的行為--

  • it's nice.

    真好.

  • Thanks for watching "YouTubers React."

    感謝你收看“YouTuber React”

  • New episodes of "YouTubers React"

    新一集“YouTuber React”

  • comes out every other Thursday,

    每週四上載,

  • so make sure you subscribe to all of us.

    所以一定要確保你訂閱了我們所有人.

  • The question is, what video makes you laugh the most?

    問題是,哪個影片讓你笑最久?

  • Let us know in the comments below.

    在下面留言讓我們知道.

  • Question is, why do you have bare feet? That's the question.

    問題是,你為什麼光著腳啊?這是個問題.

  • - I'm airing them out. - I don't think it's appropriate.

    -我讓他們出來透透氣. -我不認為這很恰當.

  • We're on set, you've got your bare feet out.

    我們在攝影棚,你就這樣光著腳ㄚ.

  • Sometimes you gotta get loose.

    有時候就是該解放.

  • I would appreciate it if you put your shoes back on.

    我會很感謝你只要你把鞋子穿上.

  • - Well. (chuckles) - Bye.

    -好吧. -掰.

  • Why are you still here? You haven't clicked anything yet.

    你怎麼還在這?你什麼都沒按.

  • Click something or leave.

    隨便按個東西不然就離開.

  • Go on, click a box. Do something.

    去,按訂閱.或做些什麼.

  • You're wasting your life.

    不然你在浪費生命.

(Finebros) We're going to show you a series of videos,

(Finebros)我們會播一組影片.

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