you are cordially invited to the after party for Crimson Peak.

我們很摯誠地邀請您參加《腥紅山莊》的慶功宴續攤

Since this is an exclusive and intimate affair,

因為這是特別舉辦的私人派對

we do ask that you don’t bring any other guests.

懇請您別帶其他朋友來

Jessica and I look forward very much to seeing you.

潔西卡和我都很期待見到您

And not murdering you in any way at all,

絕對不會有謀殺的事件發生

hugs and kisses, T.

想和你擁吻的湯姆敬上

JOSH: Hey guys

嗨~各位

TOM: See? I told you he’d come. JESS: Oh goodie, goodie goodie. JOSH: Am I early?

—看吧! 我就說他到了 —好耶!好耶!好耶! —我提早了嗎?

TOM: Early? You’re right on time my man. Jess: This party is raging!! Off the hook!

—提早? 你來得正好。 —現在正要嗨呢!!

Tom: Hey Jess, we’re being so rude… Jess: Yeah… Tom: Josh, would you like something to eat?

—嘿!潔西，我們這樣很不禮貌。—也對。 —喬許你要吃點什麼嗎?

Jess: We're all out of rice cakes

米乓吃光了

Tom: So rude. Josh: It’s a work call, sorry guys

—這樣不行喔! —是公司的事，抱歉!

Tom: Uh, uh, uhh. Hand it over Mister Horowitz.

歐~歐~歐~交給我，霍爾威茲先生

This is a party

現在是派對

no work allowed you naughty little sausage.

不能管工作的事喔，你這個小壞蛋!

Josh: what are you…

你這是?

Josh: What the hell was that? That was a new phone!

這是搞甚麼啊? 那是新手機耶!

Jess: Josh

喬許~

that phone had to die so our friendship can live.

必須把那隻手機砸了，我們才能好好交朋友啊

Josh: Okay…okay…okay…

好吧...好吧...好吧

Tom: Is it just me or is it time to get the party started?

派對是不是該開始了?

Jess: yes! Tom: You know, lets Partyyy!!

—對! —開趴吧!!

Hit it Freddy!

匪迪，放音樂吧!

Josh: What is happening? Tom: He’s the hottest DJ in Slovenia

—這是哪招? —他是斯洛維尼亞最性感的DJ

Jess: Wooo! Feel this beat!

好帥的節奏!

Tom : I’m a cowboy! I’m a cowboy!

我是牛仔! 我是牛仔!

Jess: On a steel horse you ride! Tom: Come on sista!

—騎木馬的牛仔! —來吧，姊!

Josh: That’s not right. Jess: Josh come here! Your turn!

—這好瞎 —喬許，過來! 換你!

Tom: NO! He doesn’t like it! Freddy go!

不! 他不喜歡! 你走吧，匪迪!

Jess: No, no, no! Tom: We don’t need it anymore Freddy, he doesn’t like it! Why doesn’t he like It?

—不!不!不! —沒必要了，匪迪! 反正他又不喜歡! 為什麼他會不喜歡?

Josh: It’s not my thing. Tom : I just wanted it to be a good party!

—就不是我的菜 —我只是想辦一個很酷的派對!

Jess: Josh, I think your negative energy is really upsetting Tom.

喬希，你這麼不嗨，真的很傷湯姆的心

Jess: He’s gentle. He’s a sensitive soul that guy. Why don’t you throw yourself into this?

他這麼溫和，又是個敏感的人，你怎麼就不能融入我們呢?

Josh : Okay…Let's play a game. How about a party game?

好吧...不然我們來玩遊戲?

Jess: Tom! A party game! Tom: I love party games. Two truths and a lie?

—湯姆! 遊戲! —我超愛玩遊戲的，玩「謊言猜猜猜」?

Jess: YES! OH MY GOD! I love that game. I love it so much! I love it!!

好耶! 天啊! 那個我超愛的! 那個我超愛的!

Tom: Okay so here we go, okay so I killed a homeless man,

好! 我們開始囉! 我說: 我殺了流浪漢

and I like eating kittens for breakfast

我早餐喜歡吃貓肉

and I have green eyes.

我眼睛是綠色的

Jess: Everyone knows you don’t have green eyes. Tom: Baby blues!

—大家都知道你眼睛不是綠色的 —是藍色的!

Josh: Um, okay, don’t take this the wrong way but, I think I’m gunna leave

希望你們不要往負面想，我想我需要離開了

because you guys have been acting really oddly and I’ve been feeling really uncomfortable

因為你們真的很怪，我也感到很不自在

and you guys honestly are super weird. Thank you for the invite but I’m gonna leave.

你們真的是超級大怪咖，很謝謝你們邀請我，但我還是必須先走了

Tom: Look I’m just not good at making friends okay?!

我只是不會交朋友而已!

Jess: What did I say about him being sensitive, you heartless bastard?!

我不是才跟你說他很敏感嗎? 你這個冷血怪物!

Tom: I know I’m weird…I just, I’ve never been to a party

我知道我是怪人...我只是..沒去過派對

you know I had to throw a party to go to one. How sad is that?

我只有參加過自己辦的，多悲哀啊!

At the end of Avengers when everyone was living it up and partying,

上次在《復仇者聯盟》的慶功宴，大家正嗨的時候

Mark Ruffalo locked me in a porta-potty

浩克(Mark Ruffalo飾演)把我鎖在流動廁所裡

it was really stinky.

那裏真的好臭

Tom: And I know I seem like a clown but,

我知道我被當作笑柄，但是

I’m just, simple old Tommy H.

我只是個可憐的小湯姆啊!

I just want to go to a party…that’s all I want.

我只是想參加派對...我別無所求

Josh: Tom I’m sorry, I didn’t mean anything by it

抱歉，湯姆，我不是故意的

I’m awkward, we’re all awkward. Let’s just have a good time.

是我放不開，其實我們都一樣怪，我們就好好玩一場吧!

Tom: Yeah? You really mean that?

是嗎? 你說的是真的嗎?

Cause you know, that’s what Hemsworth said before he filled my Loki helmet with Jell-O.

上次索爾(Chris Hemsworth飾演)把果凍倒進我的洛基頭盔時，說的就是這句話

Jess: Josh, if you break his heart,

喬許，如果你又害他傷心難過

I’m going to stick my hand down your throat, and pull your dick off from the inside.

我的手就會塞進你嘴巴，然後把你的蛋蛋從裡面挖出來

Josh: Of course I mean it Tom. We can do anything you guys want, let’s have fun

當然，我是認真的，湯姆，你們怎麼玩我就怎麼玩，來玩得盡興一場吧!

Tom: Okay, let’s dance! Jess: Everybody pair up!

—好，我們跳舞吧! —兩兩一對!

Josh: Who am I supposed to dance with?

我要和誰跳?

Jess: He’s having a really good time. Tom: He’s having a great time. Jess: We’re throwing a good party!

—他現在真的很開心耶! —他真的樂在其中! —我們的派對成功了!

Josh: Hey guys thanks for watching this edition of after hours, remember to subscribe, like and comment below.

各位，謝謝您觀看這集的《下班找樂子》，別忘了訂閱我們的頻道，還有在下面幫我們留言、按讚喔!

Tom: And we’ll see you on the next one.

我們在下一單元見