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  • Me gusta! Cinco!

    太棒啦,剩五發!

  • Ah!

    啊!

  • Four.

  • Ugh! Right up main street!

    呃!正中目標!

  • ugh!

    呃!

  • Three, Two, STUPID!...

    三、二、白癡!

  • Worth it!

    太值得啦!

  • Deadpool.

    死侍

  • Why are you counting bullets?

    你為什麼一直在數子彈數目?

  • Why don't you just pick up one of our many weapons?

    幹嘛不撿我們掉的這些武器?

  • Well that's simple!

    喔,原因很簡單

  • Because this makes me...

    因為這會讓我...

  • look like one Bad...

    看起來像一個...

  • Mother...

    他媽超帥的...

  • LANGUAGE!

    嘴巴乾淨點!

  • What!

    什麼!

  • I took care of it.

    我解決他們啦。

  • And Language!

    然後嘴巴乾淨點!

  • Get out of my movie you f...

    滾出我的電影啦你這王八...

  • LANGUAGE!!!

    嘴巴!

  • Aaagh!

    啊!

  • Don't worry!

    不要擔心!

  • I'm totally on top of this!

    我完全掌控住了!

  • Agh!

    啊!

  • Maximum!

    最大

  • Effort! No NO NO!!

    絕招!不不不!

  • *screams*

    (尖叫)

  • And THAT's when the love of my life died!

    這就是我一生摯愛死掉的時刻

  • No thanks to you, teen titans!

    都你害的,少年悍將!

  • Hey! I didn't make you toss her off a 300 foot drop.

    嘿!我又沒逼你把她從300英呎高的地方丟下去

  • It was my maximum effort!

    那是我的大絕招!

  • And what are you Micheal Bay?

    還有你,以為自己是麥可貝嗎? (變形金剛導演)

  • Nobody asked you to make a cliche explosion in the middle of MY boss battle!

    沒有人要你在我的最後大戰安排超老套爆炸吧!

  • Colossus needed my help.

    鋼人需要我的幫助

  • So yeah! Now I'm alone.

    太棒啦,現在我又是一個人了

  • The only girl of my dreams... gone forever...

    我唯一的夢中情人... 永遠離開了...

  • Thanks to the X-Men.

    都是 X戰警害的

  • Now you know how Firefly fans feel.

    你現在知道《螢火蟲》迷的感受了吧

  • Too Soon, Superman!

    太快了,超人!

  • So what happened to Ajax?

    所以阿賈克斯發生啥事了?

  • You mean Francis?

    你是說法蘭西斯嗎?

  • He died under all that rubble.

    他死在那堆瓦礫下了

  • Are you sure?

    你確定嗎?

  • Well he better have!

    他最好給我死了!

  • If not I'm gonna find him, shoot him in the head, and then use the hole for...

    如果他沒死的話,我會找到他,朝他的頭開一槍,然後用彈孔來...

  • Stop!

    閉嘴!

  • This is making me uncomfortable.

    這讓我很不舒服

  • Why because you're PG-13?

    為什麼?因為你們的電影只有輔導級?

  • Or were you gonna say BATMAN.

    還是你準備要說「蝙蝠俠」

  • No! I was... I would say...

    我沒有... 我要說的是

  • Because I'm Batman!

    因為我是蝙蝠俠!

  • Are we PG-13?

    我們是輔導級喔?

  • I always thought we were a hard PG.

    我一直以為我們是保護級

  • Blu-ray might be rated R.

    藍光板可能會是限制級

  • That is a terrible idea!

    這點子糟透了!

  • Uh excuse me, copycats.

    呃不好意思喔,學人精們

  • We were talking about MY dead girlfriend.

    我們是在聊我過世的女友吧

  • Wade, please. You did not love this woman.

    拜託,韋德。你才不愛這個女人。

  • Oh really! Well what do you know about it Mr. Metal Sack?

    喔是喔,你怎麼知道這種事的,鐵蛋蛋先生?

  • I think you only enjoyed her for...

    我覺得你只有在....

  • sexy times.

    床上才喜歡她

  • What!? That is not true.

    什麼?!才不是這樣

  • Vanessa and I also made amazing sci-fi references together.

    凡妮莎跟我一起玩了很多超讚的科幻電影耶

  • I loved that girl!

    我愛那個女孩!

  • There was a montage and everything!

    那段蒙太奇是我的一切!

  • I didn't call her because...

    我沒有打電話給她是因為...

  • I'm ugly now.

    我現在很醜

  • That's too bad.

    那真是太糟了

  • Beast probably would've helped you out if you had just called us first.

    如果你先打給我們的話,野獸說不定可以幫你

  • I am going to kill you, little girl!

    我要殺了妳這小女孩!

  • That's not nice.

    這樣不好喔

  • You think the studio could afford Beast!?

    你覺得片商請得起野獸嗎?!

  • You can't just murder your enemies, Wade.

    你不能一直殺掉你的敵人,韋德

  • Killing is wrong.

    殺人是不對的

  • What? Why?

    什麼?為什麼?

  • Superman does it.

    超人也這樣啊!

  • I do NOT just murder my enemies!

    我才沒有殺掉我的敵人!

  • You're right. Not EVERYONE in that destroyed city was your enemy.

    對啦,你毀掉的那個城市裡不是每個人都你敵人

  • Ooooh dear! Shots fired.

    喔我的天!開戰囉!

  • See! Deadpool gets it.

    看吧,死侍也知道這點

  • Are we really gonna do this AGAIN?

    我們真的又要再為這個吵架嗎?

  • You're a monster.

    你真是個怪物

  • Oh my gosh! I Saved the Earth, Bruce!

    我的天啊!我拯救了地球耶,布魯斯!

  • SAVED IT.

    我拯救的

  • You've got to be stopped!

    你必須被阻止!

  • I feel like you guys need to be alone.

    我覺得你們不能共處一室

  • Excuse me. Oh. Don't get up.

    不好意思。喔!不要起來

  • Wouldn't want to have to animate you in a different position for a change.

    真希望漫畫把你畫在別的位置

  • Just uh.. Yeah. Get off me!

    這個嗎... 你離我遠一點!

  • Uh huh!

    啊哈!

  • Where are you going?

    你要去哪?

  • I'm gonna go find a place with a little more trouble.

    我要去一個有更多麻煩的地方

  • Good Lord! Look at those cars!

    上帝啊!看看那些車子!

  • What is this 2007?

    怎麼看起來像2007的電影?

  • And then he stabbed me in the leg, and I still didn't bleed out!

    然後他刺了我大腿一刀,但我還是沒有流血!

  • And you don't have any healing powers?

    你沒有自我治療的力量?

  • Nope. Wow!

    沒有

  • Hello, Francis!

    哈囉,法蘭西斯!

  • Wade Wil...

    韋德‧威爾...

  • Now ((bleep)) DIE ALREADY!

    你終於他X的死了!

  • ((bleep))

    X!

  • Bleeps really?! Here?

    要消音?這邊要?

  • ((bleep))

    X!

  • Finally!

    終於!

  • Revenge stories... am I right guys?

    復仇的故事... 對吧大家?

  • Hey can I get some chimichangas?

    嘿我可以點一些墨西哥捲嗎?

  • Oh I'm afraid you aren't welcome here, Van Wilder.

    喔,恐怕這邊並不歡迎你,留級之王

  • Yes! Anti-hero.

    對!反英雄

  • What! How many times do I have to say this?

    什麼!我到底要重複多少次?

  • I am not a ((bleep)) hero!

    我才不是他X的英雄

  • You aren't evil.

    你也不邪惡

  • I made everyone hate Green Lantern.

    我讓大家都討厭綠燈俠

  • That's kind of evil.

    真的蠻邪惡的啊

  • But there is still good in you...

    但你內心仍然有良善...

  • so leave us!

    所以請離開吧

  • Ugh... fine.

    呃... 好吧

  • But I'm leaving the old Deadpool with you guys.

    但我會留一個舊死侍給你們

  • Wait NO! Please don't! AAAAAGH!

    等等不!拜託不要啊啊啊啊啊!

  • Nobody likes THAT Deadpool!

    沒有人喜歡那個死侍!

  • Ugggggh.

  • Heeeeeeyeah!

    嘿~~~

  • I wanna Shoot baby!

    我想要開槍寶貝

  • Shoot.

    開槍

  • Shoot stab shoot

    開槍刺刀開槍

  • Shoot stab shoot.

    開槍刺刀開槍

  • Shoot stab shoot stab shoot stab shoot.

    開槍刺刀開槍

  • Shoot stab shoot

    開槍刺刀開槍

  • Shoot stab shoot

    開槍刺刀開槍

  • Shoot stab shoot stab shoot stab shoot

    開槍刺刀開槍

  • Deadpool shoot

    死侍開槍

  • Deadpool shoot

    死侍開槍

  • Deadpool stab and shoot and shoot

    死侍又刺又開槍

  • Stab and shoot

    刺刀開槍

  • Stab and shoot stab shoot stab and shoot stab and shoot

    刺刀開槍刺刀開槍

  • Baby

    寶貝

  • Chicachica

    墨西哥捲

  • Aaaaawwe Yeah!

    啊~~~~耶!

  • Thank YOU for watching!

    感謝收看!

  • We hope you enjoyed our video.

    希望你們享受我們的影片

  • We have some other silky smooth videos for you to enjoy...

    我們還有其他超棒的影片

  • Just give one a little click and see where it takes ya.

    只要點擊一下就可以看

  • Or you can go to one of our lovely lovely links...

    或者你可以點擊我們超級超級性感的獨角獸帶來的...

  • That were just pooped out by this sexy sexy unicorn.

    超級超級可愛的連結

  • MmmmmmHmmmmm

    嗯~~哼~~

  • That's all for now!

    影片結束啦!

  • We'll see you next time, baby.

    下回見,寶貝!

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