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  • Uhhhhhh.

    呃.....

  • *burps*

    (打嗝)

  • Almost threw up.

    差點就吐了

  • Hey guys and happy new year.

    嗨各位,新年快樂

  • So this is the first video of the year

    這是今年的第一部影片

  • I know I'm a little bit late.

    我知道有點晚了

  • But as usual, I went back home to Hawaii for the holidays.

    但一如往常,我回夏威夷度假了

  • And I had a lot of time to really reflect on myself,

    我也花很多時間反省自己

  • Like most people do around new years.

    正如大多數人在新年一樣

  • and I realized that I need to make some changes.

    然後我發現我需要改變

  • Most of you guys already know I've been doing Youtube for such a long time and;

    很多人都知道我當 Youtuber 很久了

  • During that time I'd say 95% of the content was always relatively clean

    在這段期間我敢說有95%的內容都還蠻乾淨的

  • I mean not like Disney channel clean,

    當然不是像迪士尼頻道那樣乾淨

  • But I've never shown my drugs and alcohol, or anything too sexual.

    但我從來沒有秀出毒品、酒,或是過於情色的東西

  • I haven't even cursed on this channel without it getting bleeped

    我甚至從來沒有罵過需要消音的髒話

  • At least recently, I might have done something when I was younger.

    至少近期是這樣啦,我青年魯莽的時候可能有

  • I mean, I can't even say the s-word and they say that on tv now.

    我的意思是,我連 s 開頭的字眼都不能講,在電視上卻可以常常聽到

  • You know the word *bleep*, see what I'm talking about, it's a bunch of bull *bleep*

    你知道 (消音) 吧,懂我在說什麼了嗎?這一切真是 (消音)

  • This is what happens when I try to curse here.

    這就是我想罵髒話時會遇到的狀況

  • It's not even my choice.

    我甚至沒有選擇

  • Son of a *bleep*

    你這個 (消音)

  • Holy *bleep*

    哇 (消音)

  • What the *bleep*

    搞 (消音) 啊?

  • Oh *bleep*

    噢 (消音)

  • Surprise mother *bleep*

    嚇到了吧 (消音)

  • AVADA KEDAVRA!

    (索命咒)

  • Huh, I guess I can curse.

    哈,也許我有辦法罵髒話 (跟下咒是同一個字)

  • *bleep*

    (消音)

  • See what I have to go through?

    知道我要克服什麼了吧?

  • It's time for a change.

    改變的時候到了

  • You see this?

    看到了嗎?

  • This is why it gets censored.

    這就是我被消音的原因

  • This is 'PG MODE.'

    這是"保護級"的開關

  • That's what I'm on right now. It's ON.

    它現在是開著的

  • Look at Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus,

    看看小賈斯丁、麥莉希拉

  • even Selena Gomez.

    還有賽琳娜·戈梅茲

  • They all switched off their "PG" switch and went from clean innocent stars

    他們全都關掉保護級開關,從天真無邪的童星轉變成

  • to the drug using, bucket peeing, sexy, sexual, sex superstars.

    吸毒、在桶子裡小便、性感的超級巨星

  • And at first everyone thought, including myself, well that-- they're just ruining their career.

    一開始,包括我自己,都覺得他們在自我毀滅

  • And now they're doing better than ever because that is what people want,

    但他們現在好的不得了,因為那些就是大家想看的

  • which is why it is my time to break free.

    因此是時候輪到我突破了

  • By the end of this video, I'm gonna be switching this off for good. I'm not gonna kill myself.

    為了變得更好,在這部影片結束前我會把它關掉。我才沒有要殺了自己

  • I don't know why I did this.

    我不知道剛剛為什麼要做這個手勢

  • No more Mr. Nice Ryan. No more clean innocent videos. It's time.

    在也沒有 Ryan 好好先生了。在也沒有純潔的影片了。時候到了

  • It's time to get a little edgy.

    該是叛逆的時候了

  • *flips switch*

    (關)

  • *flip* *flip* *flip*

    (開)(關)(開)

  • Huh? Guess it doesn't work.

    蛤?看來行不通

  • Oh, you thought this was gonna be a vlog?

    噢,你以為這只是另一部影音日誌?

  • *crash*

  • That's something the old Ryan Higa would do.

    那是以前的 Ryan Higa 才會做的事

  • Guess what? The old Ryan Higa, he's dead.

    你知道嗎?以前的 Ryan Higa 已經死了

  • This is the new and improved Ryan Higa,

    在你眼前的是全新進化的 Ryan Higa

  • The Edgy Ryan Higa,

    叛逆的 Ryan Higa

  • Redgy Higa.

    Redgy Higa

  • By the time you finish this video, this switch is going off for good.

    為了變得更好,在你看完這部影片時,也是關掉它的時候了

  • Welcome to "How to be Edgy."

    歡迎來到「叛逆的秘訣」

  • I'm Redgy.

    我是 Redgy

  • Welcome to "How to be Edgy." I'm Redgy.

    歡迎來到「叛逆的秘訣」。我是 Redgy

  • Yeah, I introduced myself twice, but that's the first lesson of being edgy.

    沒錯,我自我介紹了兩次,但那就是如何叛逆的第一步

  • We ain't afraid of the rules.

    我們不受規定束縛

  • Edgy people, we don't do what's normal.

    叛逆的人們不做符合常理的事

  • We don't do what society tell us to do.

    我們不被社會的刻板印象束縛

  • I mean, look at me. Look at what i'm wearing right now.

    我的意思是,看看我,看看我穿得是什麼

  • See this jacket? The zipper don't go straight at the middle

    看到這件外套了嗎?它的拉鍊不像一般的外套

  • like every single other jacket.

    位在中間

  • It goes a little to the right.

    它偏到右邊去了

  • Why? 'Cause *beep* society. That's why.

    為什麼呢?因為去X的普羅大眾觀點。就是那樣

  • Now, look at my pants. Ripped. No big deal, right?

    現在,看看我的褲子。破了。沒什麼是吧?

  • They're just ripped pants. Well, guess what.

    不過就是一條破褲。但你知道嗎

  • These pants are ripped on purpose.

    它是我刻意弄破的

  • And I know you guys can't see it right now,

    還有,我知道你們看不到

  • but I had some bad milk with my cereal today.

    但我今天早上用壞掉的牛奶配麥片

  • And now I got diarrhea.

    而且還開始拉肚子

  • Guess what color underwear I still chose to wear.

    但你知道我仍舊選了什麼顏色的內褲來穿嗎?

  • That's right.

    沒錯 (白色的)

  • Oh, kinda pull that too hard.

    噢,好像拉太大力了

  • Now, if you really want to be edgy, you gotta commit.

    現在,如果你真的想叛逆,就必須付出代價

  • Just wearing edgy clothes is nothing 'cause you can change.

    只穿叛逆的衣服不代表什麼,因為你想換就可以換

  • But if you really commit like how i did, that's a sign of a true edgy person.

    但如果你能像我一樣投入,才真正代表你是個叛逆的人

  • See my hair color?

    看到我的髮色了嗎?

  • Not even my real hair color.

    根本不是我原本的髮色

  • I dyed it.

    我染了

  • Well, I mean I sprayed it.

    痾,其實是用噴的

  • But it's not gonna come off until I shower later.

    但這要等到我洗澡的時候才會掉色啊

  • And these piercings?

    這些穿洞呢?

  • Yeah, they may not be real,

    好吧,它們也許不是真的

  • but they still will leave a really dark red mark when I take them off later.

    但等到我把這些環拿下來時,還是會留下深紅色的痕跡

  • And most importantly, if you want to be edgy,

    最重要的,如果你真心想要叛逆

  • you gotta have tats.

    就一定要有刺青

  • Can you grab that sleeve?

    可以幫我脫一下嗎?

  • Thank you.

    謝謝

  • Every edgy person you can think of has tats.

    所有你想得到的叛逆人物都有刺青

  • And I know you guys think you know what I'm gonna say, but no.

    我知道你們以為你們猜得到我接下來要說什麼,大錯特錯

  • These tats, these are real.

    這些刺青,都是真的

  • These are real temporary tattoos.

    這些是真正的暫時性刺青

  • And they're all edgy.

    而且它們都超叛逆的

  • These are tattoos that nobody gets.

    這些都是沒有人敢刺的刺青

  • This Chinese character right here?

    看到這個中文字了嗎?

  • It's in Japanese.

    它是日文

  • I can't even read Korean.

    我甚至看不懂韓文

  • Tell me how many people are brave enough to get something like that.

    告訴我,有誰有勇氣刺一個自己看不懂的東西?

  • Well, how about this one?

    那這個呢?

  • A lot of people get this tattoo because they love their mom.

    很多人刺這個是為了表達對媽媽的愛

  • But I got this one, 'cause...from when I punch my mom

    但我刺這個是因為,因為...我揍了我媽

  • in the heart.

    的心

  • Or even all of these.

    還有這些

  • So edgy the stories behind the tats didn't even happen yet.

    叛逆到它們的故事都還沒發生

  • This is the story of when i got a copyright claim from Disney.

    這個故事就是,迪士尼告我侵犯著作權

  • Alright.

    好的

  • Now that you look the part and dress the part, here's the final step before you can

    現在你的外表有了,穿著也有了,終於來到了最後一步

  • turn this bad boy off and start to say words like *bleep*.

    你才可以關掉保護級設定,然後就可以說出 (消音) 這樣的字了

  • All you gotta do is act the part.

    剩下的就是讓你的行為舉止也叛逆

  • 'Cause edgy people, we live on the edge all the time.

    因為叛逆的人們總是遊走在邊緣

  • Like right now, I'm literally sitting

    就像現在,我確實是坐在

  • at the edge of my seat.

    我椅子的邊緣

  • When I sleep, I sleep at the edge of the bed.

    睡覺時,睡在床的邊緣

  • And my bed is at the edge of the room,

    我的床在我房間的邊緣

  • which is at the edge of my house,

    也就是在我家的邊緣

  • which is located at the edge of Las Vegas,

    我家在拉斯維加斯的邊緣

  • which is at the edge of Nevada, near the edge of the USA. And the USA, as we all know,

    也就是內華達州的邊緣,靠近美國的邊緣。然後美國,大家都知道的

  • is on the edge of bankruptcy.

    在瀕臨破產的邊緣

  • But we don't care,

    但我們才不在乎

  • 'cause edgy people-- we take risks.

    因為叛逆的人們勇於冒險

  • Forget the consequences. Just Nike it.

    別管後果了。像 Nike 的標語一樣

  • Just Shia Labeouf it. Just do it!

    像西亞李畢福的勵志演說一樣。做就對了!

  • Oh, it's the law to wear your seat belt when you're at the wheel?

    噢,法律規定開車時要繫安全帶?

  • Pssh. Put my arm around it

    呿。我把手臂繞過去

  • like it's no big deal.

    好像這不重要一樣

  • Oh, mom made spaghetti tonight?

    噢,媽媽今天煮了義大利麵?

  • Pssh! I still wear a shirt that's white.

    呿!我照穿白色襯衫

  • Oh, you have to wait an hour after you eat to go swim?

    噢,吃完飯要等一個小時才能游泳?

  • Pssh! I just wait 45 minutes and jump in.

    呿!我只等45分鐘就下水了

  • Or the way the Chipotle says guacamole costs extra?

    或是墨西哥餐廳告訴你酪梨醬要額外加錢?

  • Pssh! How much extra?

    呿!要加多少?

  • A dollar eighty.

    1.8塊美金

  • Pssh!

    呿!

  • Okay, no, then.

    好吧,不要好了

  • Okay, yeah, maybe that last one wasn't that edgy, but if you were to continue the scene...

    好我知道剛剛那個可能不太叛逆,但如果繼續進行的話...

  • Oh, do you want lettuce?

    噢,你要萵苣嗎?

  • What, does that cost more too?

    什麼,那也要加錢嗎?

  • - No. - *bleep* yeah.

    店員:「不用。」 Redgy:「 (消音) 好阿!」

  • (coughs, gags)

  • All right. Now that you know all the steps,

    好的,現在你知道所有的步驟了

  • you know how to look the part, you know how to dress the part,

    你知道怎麼看起來叛逆、穿得叛逆、

  • you know how to act the part. You know what time it is.

    讓行為舉止也叛逆。你知道時候到了

  • Time to go edgy Redgy forever.

    是時候永遠成為叛逆 Redgy 了

  • And now for the very first time,

    現在,是有史以來第一次

  • I will be debuting the very first

    我將要在這頻道上

  • uncensored curse word on this channel.

    罵出第一個不會被消音的髒話

  • And it goes a little something like this.

    就像這樣

  • (clears throat)

    (清喉嚨)

  • Sh--

    狗...

  • Okay, yeah, this video was a vlog. That didn't actually really happen. I wouldn't actually break a real laptop.

    好,是的,這只是一部網路日誌。剛剛的都不是真的。我才不會真的打爛一台筆電

  • Anyway, for all of you that actually thought

    不管怎樣,對那些真的以為

  • that I was serious for a second, I'm not really Redgy.

    我剛剛是認真的人,我不會成為 Redgy

  • There is no Reggie. I'm not gonna change

    Redgy 是不存在的。我想跟那些以為我是認真的人說

  • for all the people that thought I was serious. Look, the truth is,

    我是不會改變的。聽著,事實是

  • I am getting older.

    我在長大

  • And usually, with people in the entertainment industry,

    通常,當娛樂圈的人們

  • as they get older, they intentionally try to get edgier

    長越來越大時,他們傾向變得更叛逆

  • so that they can appeal to an older audience.

    這樣才能吸引到更多的大人群眾

  • And honestly, I just, I don't want to do that.

    老實說,我就是不想要那樣

  • Look, if my stuff gets edgier over time,

    聽著,如果我的影片內容越來越重口味

  • because I'm getting older, that's fine.

    那是因為我在長大,那無所謂

  • But I'm not gonna force it just to appeal to a new audience.

    但我不會只為了吸引新的觀眾而強迫自己那樣

  • I'm not getting edgy. I'm not really changing my image.

    我不會變叛逆。我不會改變我的形象

  • In fact, because I know there's already gonna be a lot of you

    事實上,因為我知道會有很多人

  • who didn't get the sarcasm in this video,

    不懂這部影片的反諷

  • all those bleeps you heard in this video that you thought

    那些消音讓你們以為

  • you were offended by weren't actually curse words.

    我真的在罵髒話而感到不舒服

  • I actually didn't even curse once throughout filming this entire video.

    我其實在整部影片的拍攝過程都沒有罵過半個字

  • This is what it really sounded like without all the bleeps.

    這就是沒有消音的實際情況

  • You know, the word "I"? It's a bunch of bull will!

    你知道 "I" 這個字嗎? 真是一堆 "bull will"

  • Son of a never!

    Son of a "never"!

  • Holy curse.

    Holy "curse"

  • What the on?

    What the "on"?

  • Oh, this.

    Oh, "this"

  • Surprise, mother channel.

    Surprise, mother "channel".

  • Because.

    "Because"

  • 'Cause if society, that's why.

    'Cause "if" society, that's why.

  • Can start saying words like "I."

    就可以開始說像是 "I" 的字

  • Did yeah!

    "Did" yeah!

  • You see? I wasn't cursing at all.

    看到了吧?我完全不是在罵髒話

  • And if you put all those bleeps I said

    而且如果你把那些被消音的字合起來

  • together, it's actually a message that I created to help assure you guys that I'm

    會發現其實那是在告訴你們

  • not really changing. And if you didn't already catch it, this is what it says.

    我不會改變。如果你不懂的話,我來告訴你整句是什麼

  • I will never curse on this channel because if I did...

    我絕不會在我的頻道上罵髒話,因為如果我罵了...

  • If I did,

    如果我罵了

  • that shit would be crazy!

    那真是他媽的太瘋狂了!

  • I'm sorry. I had to do it. I had to.

    對不起。我必須那樣做,別無選擇

  • And now for all of you that still want to complain, please see my video,

    然後給那些想要抱怨的人,請看看我之前的影片

  • Censorship Makes No Sense.

    毫無道理的消音制度

  • Have a good night. I'll see you next year. I'm just kidding. I'll see you guys this year.

    祝有個美好的夜晚,明年見。開玩笑的啦,我們今年再見。

  • I'll see you guys probably next week. Okay, bye.

    可能下禮拜就會見到了。好,掰。

Uhhhhhh.

呃.....

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【Nigahiga】成為叛逆浪子的終極指南! (How To Be Edgy!)

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