One time someone took a s**t, rubbed it all over a blank disc, put it into a CD player and out came the first Brad Paisley album.

有一次某個人拿起屎，磨滿在一張空白的唱片並放在光碟機裡，出來之後就是Brad Paisley第一張專輯。

Some of my best friends are black but Darrius rucker sucks ass.

有些我最好的朋友都是黑人，但是Darrius rucker真的爛透了。

Tim McGraw's new song is more embarrassing than your mom finding your penis pump.

Tim McGraw的新歌比你媽媽發現你勃起，還要來的尷尬！

If @bretteldredge ever gets arrested, it'll be because he's doing something dumb in Walmart.

如果Brett Eldredge被逮捕了，一定是因為他在Walmart做了些蠢事。

Fair, fair, fair statement.

誠實、誠實、真誠實的話。

Why does Kacey Musgraves look like the house band at Chili's?

為什麼Kacey Musgraves看起來像在美式休閒餐廳上班的樂團？

Marijuana works wonders. Just look at Willie Nelson. Bastard is still alive and won't die.

大麻幫了很多忙，只要看Willie Nelson的例子就可以了。這雜種依然活著也不會死。

You got it, pal.

你答對了，朋友！

I'm legitimately pissed off at the fact that Thomas Rhett is ugly. Like what're you doin man? Your voice and looks don't match.

我很生氣Thomas Rhett很醜的這個事實。你到底在做什麼？你的聲音跟臉很不配。

Sorry.

對不起。

Rascal Flatts please do us all a favor and stop making music you are so awful. #sobad #spareus #soundofdeath

Rascal Flatts，可以幫我們一個忙嗎？可以不要再做音樂了，你真的很爛。＃很糟 ＃饒恕我們 #死亡之聲

I would rather listen to the sound of my grandpa eating a nectarine for 3:30 then listen to a Florida Georgia Line song.

我寧願三分半都聽我奶奶吃桃子的聲音，也不要聽Florida Georgia Line的歌。

Jake Owen is a c**k sucking bitch.

Jake Owen是 *&%的賤人。

Went to Randy Houser show and was blown away by his huge voice AND how much looks like he's being f**cked by a gorilla on the high notes.

去了Randy Houser的秀，被他超大嗓音嚇到，而且在飆高音時，看起來超像他被猩猩硬上鉤的樣子。

Gross. I just thought of Scotty McCreery.

噁心，我只想到Scotty McCreery。

Sam hunt is the male version of Taylor swift. Except his songs suck....

Sam hunt是泰勒絲的男生版本，除了他的爛歌之外

Dan and Shay are definitely butt buddies.

Dan和Shay肯定是同性泡友。

Hunter Hayes is so tiny he sleeps in a hot dog bun.

Hunter Hayes太小了，他都睡在熱狗麵包裡。

How did you know?

你怎麼知道？

@ChrisYoungMusic I hope you die in a f**king plane wreck you c**k sucking f**k

@ChrisYoungMusic我希望你死在飛機殘骸裡，你這個%$#

Didn't really like da carrie underwood concert seem do dull it had no excitement brong bck da soccer team

真的很不喜歡Carrie Underwood的音樂會，很無聊也不刺激！*&# 足球隊！

I didn't know what he just said.

我真的不知道他在說什麼。

Little Big Town I would buy a ticket to one of your concerts just so I could punch each of you in the face.

Little Big Town我會想買你其中一場演唱會的票，因為這樣我就可以揍你的臉！

- Wow. - What? - We're living a violent society! -You are mean.

-哇 -什麼？ -我們住在一個暴力的社會！-你好壞。