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  • I'm painting my twitching eyeball, and it's a weird sensation.

    我正在為我顫抖的眼球上塗色,這真是詭異的觸感體驗。

  • Aaah, I just got my eye a little bit.

    嗚啊!我不小心弄到眼睛了。

  • (funky music)

    (放克音樂)

  • I know nothing about eyeliner, and just the idea of it terrifies me.

    我對眼線液完全不了解,而且光是這三個字就把我嚇著了。

  • Maybe girls wear it to hide their eye boogers?

    也許女生是為了把眼屎遮住才畫眼線的?

  • I think girls wear eyeliner just because it kind of makes your eyes pop.

    我認為女孩畫眼線是因為眼線讓他們的眼睛比較明亮突出。

  • What if I just open my eyes wider?

    那如果我就把眼睛張大一點呢?

  • Is now a bad time to tell you I have a phobia of being stabbed in the eye?

    我現在還來不來得及告訴你,我對於眼睛被戳到深感恐懼?

  • Yeah, this looks pretty classic.

    對,這看起來很經典。

  • This is what I am used to seeing on women.

    這是我經常在女性們的眼睛上看到的畫法。

  • I'm supposed to do this?

    我應該這麼做嗎?

  • (bleep)

    (消音)

  • Not going to be much classic look after I'm done with this.

    在我完成之後這一定不會很好看。

  • How do I approach this part?

    我要怎麼畫這區?

  • Do I close the eye, or do I open it?

    我是要閉著眼睛還是張開?

  • Oh God. My hand is shaking.

    我的天阿!我的手一直在抖

  • Oh. (bleep)

    噢。(消音)

  • Can you see this? I'm literally crying right now.

    你可以幫我看看嗎?我真的要哭了。

  • (laughing)

    (大笑)

  • Is it supposed to connect with my eyebrow?

    這本來就應該跟我的眉毛相連嗎?

  • I'm going to look like a raccoon after this.

    我完成後一定看起來像隻浣熊。

  • Oh man, this is not going good.

    噢,這真的不太樂觀。

  • Golly, this is (bleep) terrifying, man.

    天啊這真的 (消音) 好可怕呀,兄弟。

  • Why do they have to make it look like a (bleep) needle?

    為什麼他們要把這玩意弄成針狀?(消音)

  • Handlebar eyeliner, yeah!

    太好了,八字鬍眼線!耶!

  • Like I'm, aah! Like I'm dangerous.

    好像我,啊!好像我很危險一樣。

  • Oh man, it's sticking.

    喔我的天,這好像黏住了。

  • Yep. That's it.

    對,這就對了。

  • Oh (bleep), I look pretty as (bleep)!

    噢!我看起來還真漂亮!(消音)

  • Damn.

    可惡。

  • I don't know how you do this, ladies.

    真不知道女人們怎麼做的。

  • I can't, I'm not even to the hard one.

    我無法,我甚至還沒到困難的部分。

  • I'm on the classic one, and I am bawling.

    我還在嘗試經典版的,就在流眼淚了。

  • Oh, is there an under, too?

    噢,還有下排嗎?

  • Nice one. Fishtail?

    好樣的,魚尾線?

  • Even if I did this correctly, this picture is stupid.

    即使我把這個畫好了,這真的很蠢。

  • Who wants parentheses next to their eyeball?

    誰會想要有一個括號在眼球旁邊?

  • This one's like, sexy.

    這個很性感。

  • This is the club look.

    這大概是夜店風吧!

  • This one is like, you're going out, you're trying to get some dxxx.

    這個像是,你要出去玩,想約 X。

  • And I like dick too, so hopefully this helps.

    我也想啊,所以希望這對我們有幫助。

  • I can't see.

    我看不見了。

  • I used to watch my mom put on her eyeliner in the mirror and I never thought I would have to do that same activity.

    我以前常常看我媽畫上眼線,我從沒想過有一天我也會做同樣的事。

  • Oh no. I didn't connect them somehow.

    噢不,我沒辦法把它們連起來

  • Why am I having so much trouble with this?

    為什麼我都沒辦法把這個弄好呢?

  • How do you guys do this so easily?

    你們怎麼那麼輕易就完成了?

  • It's all about relaxation.

    放輕鬆是關鍵。

  • If you get panicked, you're going to (bleep) your line up.

    只要你一緊張起來,你就會毀了 (消音) 這條線。

  • (laughing)

    (大笑)

  • This is my eyeball's way of saying, please don't do this anymore.

    這是我的眼球在表達「請別再對我做這種事了」的方法。

  • My girlfriend does this in the car in the mirror while I am bumping around in traffic.

    我女友常對著車上的鏡子這麼做,通常車子總是顛簸著。

  • I can't believe she does this.

    我真不敢相信她能在那種情況下畫眼線。

  • This is amazing.

    這實在太神奇了。

  • Then I add the little fishtail down there, and then it turns into blue tears.

    接著我在這下面加上了小小的魚尾,然後它幻化成藍色的眼淚。

  • Boom. That's my fishtail.

    成功,這就是我畫的魚尾。

  • This looks terrible.

    這看起來很糟糕。

  • I think I'm done.

    我想我完成了。

  • Like I don't think I can improve this.

    我已經盡力了。

  • (laughing)

    (大笑)

  • I don't like that one as much, and it's probably because I just did a shitty job.

    我不太喜歡那種,雖然可能是因為我畫得很爛的緣故。

  • I don't feel pretty anymore.

    我覺得我變得一點都不美了。

  • Didn't go too well. Let's put it that way.

    這麼說好了,這很不順利。

  • I look like I got punched in the face.

    我的臉看起來就像被人揍了一拳

  • This is what happened.

    就是這麼一回事。

  • It looks so good on the paper.

    這在紙上明明看起來還不錯。

  • It does make you look sexier though. I will say.

    這真的讓你看起來更性感了,老實說。

  • Just like even the way this looks a hot ass mess, I feel a little bit more like, jazzy.

    也就是說雖然這看起來有些亂七八糟,我反倒覺得滿奔放的。

  • (bell ringing)

    (鈴聲)

  • (funky music)

    (音樂)

I'm painting my twitching eyeball, and it's a weird sensation.

我正在為我顫抖的眼球上塗色,這真是詭異的觸感體驗。

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