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  • What are you watching?

    你在看什麼?

  • That tire commercial.

    那個輪胎廣告。

  • Oh well, it's a cute baby?

    喔,裡面的嬰兒好可愛。

  • Why, you want a baby now or something?

    為什麼,你現在想要小孩了嗎?還是...?

  • Are you serious?

    你認真嗎?

  • I'm serious.

    我很認真。

  • I'm being serious.

    我沒在開玩笑。

  • Yeah so am I.

    我也是。

  • Okay, so according to my calculations, if we have a baby, we won't be able to eat out or go on vacation ever again.

    根據我的估計,如果我們有了寶寶,就再也不能出去吃好料或去渡假。

  • Okay.

    了解。

  • We're also gonna have to cancel cable.

    我們也必須取消有線電視。

  • What!

    什麼!

  • No, I'm out.

    那我不生了。

  • Hey, hot stuff, wanna make a baby?

    嘿,帥哥,想要來生個小孩嗎?

  • Why do you have leave your pee glasses everywhere?

    你為什麼要把裝有尿的杯子到處亂丟呢?

  • It's for my ovulation test.

    我在做排卵測試。

  • Yeah, but these are our drinking glasses.

    我知道,但這些是我們的飲用杯耶!

  • I clean them out.

    我清乾淨了啦!

  • Ugh...

    呃...

  • Nope.

    沒中。

  • Hey, sweetie.

    嘿,親愛的。

  • It's time, I'm ovulating.

    時候到了,我正在排卵。

  • Alright, I'll just make it quick.

    好吧,我會快點結束。

  • It's overtime.

    現在已經很晚了。

  • Alright.

    好喔。

  • They have like lobster stuff, It was pretty cool.

    他們有像是龍蝦的東西,超酷的!

  • They have samples of lobster?

    你是指龍蝦標本嗎?

  • Well, it was like an imitation lobster.

    比較像是仿的龍蝦。

  • Was it good?

    好吃嗎?

  • Yeah, it was Costco lobster.

    恩,是好市多的龍蝦。

  • What are you doing?

    你在幹嘛?

  • I'm keeping them from falling out, you know.

    我在防止它們流出來。

  • Nope.

    沒中。

  • Okay, I'm taking off.

    我要出門了。

  • Alright babe, love you.

    好喔,寶貝愛妳唷。

  • Love you too, don't jerk off.

    我也愛你,不要打手槍喔!

  • I'm not gonna jerk off.

    我才不會打手槍。

  • It lowers your sperm count, don't jerk off.

    這會降低你的精蟲數,所以不要打手槍。

  • I know, bye.

    我知道,再見。

  • Bye.

    再見。

  • Tell me not to jerk off.

    叫我不要打手槍?

  • Forgot my phone.

    我忘了帶手機。

  • Are you kidding me?

    你在跟我開玩笑嗎?

  • I've been gone like 25 seconds.

    我才走了不到 25 秒誒!

  • Come on.

    來吧。

  • It's the dessert round.

    現在是點心時間。

  • It's got to be now.

    一定要現在。

  • Really helping to set the mood here dude.

    還真會營造氣氛阿你。

  • You're playing Candy Crush?

    你在玩 Candy Crush 嗎?

  • Yeah.

    對阿。

  • Get the blue one.

    打藍色那個。

  • Nope.

    沒中。

  • What are we doing wrong?

    我們哪裡做錯了嗎?

  • Oh what about this position?

    喔,這個姿勢如何?

  • I don't think I can bend that way.

    我覺得我沒辦法彎成那樣。

  • Hey hot stuff, you want to make a baby?

    嘿性感的傢伙,想要來生個小孩嗎?

  • For reals?

    是真的嗎?

  • For reals.

    是真的。

  • My junk, it works, my junk, my junk it works.

    我的雞雞有用了,我的雞雞,我的雞雞真有用。

  • Okay, you're kind of ruining the moment here.

    你有點破壞了這個美好的時刻。

  • My junk, it works!

    我的雞雞真有用!

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你在看什麼?

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