You know sometimes it's tough to fit in.

你知道有的時候融入環境是很棘手的事

I read a quote somewhere that dating is like acting like someone you're not until you feel comfortable enough to show who you really are.

我讀過一段引述說約會就像扮演一個不是自己的角色

That's just plain pathetic... and true!

直到你覺得自在到可以表現出真正的自己

Even when making friends.

這就蠻可悲的

Growing up, I always felt like I had to learn the hot new slang to fit in.

而且很真實

At school, I felt like I was constantly trying to catch up to everyone on their hot new phrases.

就連交朋友的時候也是

That's cool, that's cool, man

成長的過程中，我一直覺得我需要學最夯最新的流行語才來融入大家

This magazine's ridiculous

在學校，我覺得我一直在試著跟上大家的用語

That's tight, that's tight

那很酷、那超酷的

Um I mean, it's redonkulous, it's redonkulous

這本雜誌太荒謬了

Yeah, YOLO.

那很炫、那超炫的

Am I right?

呃...我指的是超扯的

And for some reason when I don't understand their phrase right away, they make fun of me, but it's not my fault.

嘿 活在當下

Recently, slang has just gotten to be weird, strange, and just confusing.

我說對了嗎

Dude, I think my interview went really well.

而當我沒有馬上懂他們的意思的時候

Dude, you killed it.

他們就取笑我

Yeah!

但那不是我的錯

Um... I mean... I think it went... well.

最近，流行語就是很奇怪、很不尋常、很讓人困惑

I know, that's what I mean, you killed it.

我覺得我的面試還不錯

Oh yeah, yeah... I killed it, I killed it.

兄弟，你殺了它！（真正的意思是：你做得好！）

You don't know what killed it means, do you?

耶

No, I know, it's...

呃...我的意思是我覺得還不錯

Dude, get with the times bro.

那就是我的意思，你殺了它

Haha, I'm sorry, I killed it?

對...我殺了它

Look, I don't know where you were raised, but where I come from, killing is generally looked down upon.

你不知道 “你殺了它” 是什麼意思吧

If you tell me I killed something, I don't think oh my god, yeah, I killed it.

不，我知道。就是.....

I think I murdered something to death.

兄弟啊，跟上時代吧

You mean to tell me I was so good that I cause...I cause death?

哈哈，有沒有搞錯，我殺了它？

I'm sorry

看，我不知道你在哪裡長大的

Man, that was a good movie, huh?

但是對我的家鄉而言

Yeah, man, that movie was nasty.

“殺” 通常是被瞧不起的

Oh, my bad. I mean there's some blood in the back...

如果哪天你跟我說我殺了什麼，我不會覺得“我的老天啊，耶！我殺了他！”

Oh man, that was freak'n nasty, man

我會覺得我謀殺了什麼

Yeah, you liked it right?

而且致死

No, you didn't like it?

你要跟我說我很棒然後我造成...造成死亡？

This one is my personal favorite.

我很抱歉

That's nasty

老兄，那是部好電影，對吧？

The first time I heard this phrase, I thought someone was legitimately trying to make me feel bad and put me down.

對啊，那部電影真髒（真正的意思：那部電影很棒）

Hey dude, I saw your new video.

喔，是我不好。我的意思是確實有一些血在後面

It was nasty.

噢，老兄。那真的很髒

Rewind... what caused someone to make this a good phrase?

你很喜歡吧？

Yeah, that's nasty

不，你不喜歡嗎

Oh! that's nasty

這個是我個人的最愛

Dude, that's nasty

那很髒

Woo! I just got a hundred on my SATs

我第一次聽到這個流行語的時候

That's nasty

我以為那個人是真的想讓我感覺很差或者輕視我

What's going on tonight

嘿，老兄，我看了你的新影片

Um, meeting the guys at six, then dinner at seven.

真的很髒（意思是：真的很棒！）

Dope.

等等...到底為什麼會有人把這個用成正面的意思

Really? We're using drugs as expressions of approval? What's next?

對那好髒喔

Dude, I won the powerball! I won the lottery, man!

喔！那好髒

Marijuana!

老兄，那好髒！

So, how was the party?

我的考試剛拿到一百分！

-You missed out! -Yeah, that party was stupid

真棒！

Wait, so was that good... or...

今晚有什麼計劃嗎

And when that girl hit her head on the table, it was retarded.

六點跟你們見面，然後七點吃晚餐

Cause we danced all night to the best song ever.

迷幻藥（真正的意思：很酷）

I think it went oh, oh, oh.

我們真的用毒品的名字來表達認可？那接下來會是什麼？

I think it went yeah, yeah, yeah.

嘿 我中powerball了！我中樂透了！

Best song ever.

大麻！

She was bad.

所以那個派對怎麼樣了

Yeah, she really wasn't that good.

你錯過了！那場派對超笨的(真正的意思是：超棒的)

Oh no, she bad.

什麼？所以是好...還是...

Like bad, you know what I mean?

而當那個女生的頭撞到桌子的時候，那太蠢了

She bad ass... man.

我們跟著最棒的歌整晚跳舞

Bad.

我想當時就是 喔 喔 喔

To get to the other side.

我想當時就是 耶 耶 耶

I'm dead.

史上最棒的歌

I mean it wasn't that funny... Was it that funny?

她好爛喔

I'm dead.

對啊她真的沒有很好

Really, was my joke that good? Did it kill you?

喔，不是。她好爛喔

Man, this guacamole is ham.

我是說 "爛"，你懂我的意思嗎

No, there's no ham in it.

我的意思是她超「屌」的

No, not ham... H.A.M.

爛 (意思是：很屌)

Hard as a motherf**ker.

所以如果要到另一邊

Oh...

我死了

Well, if you thought my guacomole was hard, why didn't you just say so?

有那麼好笑嗎

No, HAM.

我死了 (意思是：我快笑死了)

Hey man, how's it going, huh?

真的那麼好笑嗎，它有殺了你嗎

Keepin' it real man

拜託！這個酪梨醬好ham(意思是：超硬)

Keepin' it real

不，沒有火腿在裡面啊

Keepin' it real, wow

不是火腿，是H.A.M

As opposed to what, exactly?

超級靠北硬

Hey man how's it going?

喔

Keeping it fantasy.

如果你覺得我的酪梨醬很硬的話，你為什麼不直接說

That's nasty.

不，是HAM

Exactly.

嘿進行的怎麼樣？

No, you're stupid.

做自己

Thanks

就做自己吧