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  • - But here's what's good about 30

    關於30歲有件很讚的事,

  • is that you drink through your mouth

    就是你會用「嘴巴」來喝酒,

  • instead of pouring alcohol into a funnel into your butt.

    而不是把它用漏斗灌進你的屁眼。

  • (laughter)

    (大笑)

  • That's the new craze.

    這是新流行欸!

  • (upbeat music)

  • - I don't consider 30 old, per say,

    我是不會覺得30歲算「老」啦,

  • I consider it on the way up.

    我覺得它是在「邁入人生巔峰」的過程中。

  • - 30 is midlife crisis and then you find yourself.

    30歲的時候應該會有中年危機,然後你會找到你自己。

  • - When I hear the age 30 I think of better,

    我聽到「30歲」的時候我會覺得應該會更好.....

  • you know, more wisdom.

    你知道,更有智慧。

  • - I don't, I don't want to be 30.

    我不想,我不想要變成30歲。

  • - It seems old, it does. - 30 seems old.

    那會看起來很老,真的會。 30歲感覺超老。

  • - It does.

    真的超老。

  • - I know. (cries)

    我知道(哭)

  • - It's okay.

    沒關係。

  • That's the scary part, is that you go to bed 29,

    恐怖的地方是,上床睡覺的時候你是29歲,

  • you wake up 30 and it's the same life.

    醒來時雖然是30歲,但其實你的人生根本一模一樣。

  • - Everyone said midlife crises, that's not...

    大家都會說中年危機,但它不是。

  • - Yeah, that's the weird ones.

    對,那就是奇怪之處。

  • - It's funny, what they don't realize is

    還滿好笑的,他們沒有意識到的是

  • that the quarter-life crisis I feel like

    他們的「1/4人生危機」才讓我

  • is actually pretty true.

    感覺超級真實。

  • You get out of college and then you're like. . .

    你大學畢業,然後你會覺得說.....

  • - [Man] What am I doing with my life.

    「我的人生到底在幹嘛?」

  • - [Woman] "oh shit."

    「喔該死。」

  • - I think the quarter-life crisis is just

    我覺得「1/4人生危機」就只是

  • you have to pay rent.

    你要開始繳房租了。

  • - Parties will be irrelevant because I'll be too old.

    那些趴應該都會跟我無關了吧,因為我已經太老了。

  • - The parties will be ending early.

    派對一定都會很早結束。

  • - Parties will be boring.

    派對會變得超無聊。

  • 30-year-olds just drink wine

    30歲的人只會喝點紅酒

  • and let's have a night watching SVU.

    然後一起看個《法律受害者》影集。

  • - Parties at 30 actually get a lot better.

    老實講,30歲的趴好多了。

  • - Yeah

    對啊。

  • - Because the parties that you're going to now

    因為你現在去的趴

  • are just loud music and skunk beer.

    就只是在播超大聲的音樂然後喝著發臭的啤酒。

  • - Oh, and sweat

    喔還有流汗。

  • - And sweat. - And shame.

    -還有流汗。 -還有覺得羞恥。

  • - Maybe this is good or bad but I still host

    這可能有好有壞,不過我其實還會辦

  • a lot of parties that go 'till 4 am.

    很多嗨到凌晨4點的趴。

  • - Where did you get that we all drink wine all the time?

    你是從哪聽到說我們只喝紅酒的啊?

  • - I've had wine before.

    我是喝過紅酒啦!

  • - Wine will become your best friend in your thirties

    紅酒在你30歲時會成為你最好的朋友。

  • if maybe ditched the boxed wine.

    如果你拋下那些盒裝紅酒的話啦。

  • - When you leave the party's over.

    你離開的時間,派對對你來說就已經結束了,

  • So it doesn't really matter what time it is.

    所以它到底幾點結束其實不是很重要。

  • - When I leave.

    當我離開的時候。

  • - Hopefully boys will be men by the time they're 30.

    希望男孩們到他們30歲時可以變成男人了........

  • (laughter)

    (大笑)

  • That's gonna be the best, or not.

    那會是最棒的部分,也可能不是啦

  • I mean, maybe they need to be, like, 35, I don't know.

    我的意思是,也許要等到他們35歲,我不知道。

  • - I feel like by the time I turn 30 I really wouldn't care

    我希望等到我30歲的時候,我真的不用在乎

  • what people think, at all.

    別人怎麼想了,完全不用。

  • - Depending on how cool my twenties are,

    要看我20幾歲時有多行吧,

  • maybe I'll be married.

    也許我會結婚了。

  • - But nobody will know that I am 30, when I'm 30.

    但當我30歲時,沒有人會知道我30歲了。

  • Everyone's gonna think I'm still 29.

    大家都會以為我還只有29歲。

  • - Like right now I'm still kind of in that teenage mindset

    現在我可能還有點處於那種青少年的思考角度,

  • where I feel that everyone's criticizing me

    我還會覺得大家都在批判我。

  • - But when I'm 30, I just wanna live.

    但等我30歲時,我想要真正地活著。

  • - We'll be the wine-night 30-year-olds who are like,

    我們會是那種有紅酒之夜的30歲的人,然後可能會想說:

  • "Ugh, those 20-year-olds don't know what they're doing."

    「呃,那些20歲的,真的不知道自己在幹嘛。」

  • - Uh-huh, but they sure are hot.

    喔喔,可是他們一定比較火辣。

  • (laughter)

    (大笑)

  • - The only thing that I've learned from 20 to 30

    我從20歲轉為30歲,學到唯一的一件事情,

  • is that I don't know anything.

    就是「我什麼都不懂」。

  • Once you realize that you don't know shit,

    當你理解到你自己其實啥屁都不懂時,

  • - Then you know shit. - Then you know shit.

    -你才真的開始懂了。 -你才開始懂了。

  • - Yeah, you definitely come into your own

    對啊,你真的會更自我一點,

  • and you feel so much more comfortable just being yourself.

    而且你會對於「做自己」這回事感到自在許多。

  • - If you think that women are gonna get better by the time

    如果你以為女人到30歲那時候會變得比較好,

  • they're 30, just wait 'till you have a 40-year-old.

    你就再等等好了,等到她們40歲。

  • - The answer is you're not gonna be where you think you are.

    答案是,你不會處於你以為你會在的地方。

  • - Yeah. Totes. - Deep.

    -真的,完全。 -很深刻吧。

  • (laughter)

    (大笑)

  • - [voiceover] There's one last thing I'd like to say:

    我還想說最後一件事。

  • fireball is-- - [ Man in hat] Delicious.

    -fireball(一種威士忌)..... -超讚?

  • - [Man with beard] Awful. - [Man in hat] Oh.

    -難喝死了。 -噢。

  • - None of these fools know what the f*** they're talking about.

    (一個早就超過30歲的人:)這群笨蛋沒有一個知道他們自己在講啥小。

- But here's what's good about 30

關於30歲有件很讚的事,

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