♫ Long and skinny ones,

又瘦又長那種

♫ Big, thick fat ones,

又肥又胖那種

♫ I'm gonna eat some worms ♫

我要吃蟲蟲囉

- This isn't a real song.

- 才沒有這種歌呢

- It's a real song!

- 這真是一首歌啊！

- Timon and Pumbaa used to eat bugs,

- 彭彭跟丁滿也吃蟲的

and they turned out great.

他們還是活得好好的

- Everyone's had a bug fly in their mouth before,

- 大家都有過蟲子飛進嘴巴

so this is no different.

這根本沒兩樣嘛

- Ohh no! - Ha ha ha!

- 喔不～～～ - 哈哈哈

- Just think of of it as like it's popcorn.

- 把這當作爆米花就好啦

- It's popcorn.

- 這是爆米花

- It's popcorn, it's popcorn.

- 是爆米花、爆米花啊

- Hakuna matata.

- 不用擔心

(laughs)

笑聲

- The aftertaste is like a pistachio,

- 後勁其實有點像開心果啦

but like, I don't know, that was a bad one.

我不知道，可能是更難吃的那種吧

- Oh, the head came off.

- 頭部出來啦

- I could see myself like drunk,

- 我可以視為酒醉的行為

just eating this whole thing.

去吃這些鬼東西

- It sounds like pretzel sticks.

這聲音聽起來滿像餅乾棒

- This looks like something

- 這看起來像

that will give you a tapeworm.

會帶來絛蟲的東西

- Don't lick it.

- 別舔啦

What are you doing, Keith?

你到底在幹嘛啦，Keith

- Oh, don't lick the bug.

- 噢，千萬別舔蟲蟲

That's not the right way to eat the bug.

這可不是專業吃法

- For all we know, that could be

- 我想我們都知道，那

peanut butter on the inside.

裡面可能有花生醬

- Arrrrgh!

- 啊啊啊啊啊

- I dig this.

- 我挖出來的啦

- It tastes like, a little bit like a snap pea.

- 這嘗起來其實有點像豌豆吼

- I like it, but like if it was, like, gummy

- 我是滿喜歡的啦，就像軟糖一樣

and like not an actual worm,

不太像真的蟲子

but it was just like a gummy version

就像做成軟糖版本那樣

and it was sour and it had different colors,

酸酸的，又有各種不同顏色

I think I would love it then.

我想那樣的話我就會更愛了

- I would much rather have a plate of dead grasshoppers

- 我情願吃這盤死蚱蜢

than a plate of live grasshoppers.

也不要一盤活生生的蚱蜢

That's for damn sure.

絕對是這樣

- Imagine if you just saw that jump at you,

- 想像它們在你面前跳來跳去

like...

像這樣

- Hey!

嘿！

- Oh my God!

- 喔我的天啊

(helicopter sound)

(模仿直升機的聲音)

- Do it!

- 吃吧

- Mm, pretty crunchy.

- 嗯～挺脆的啦

- This also tastes like going to the vet.

- 這嘗起來也像去看獸醫一樣

It tastes like that stainless steel, animal sadness.

這嘗起來就像不鏽鋼一樣，真是動物的不幸

- Not bad.

- 不錯嘛

- Bring it on over, what you got?

- 上菜囉，看看你們得到什麼

- [Voiceover] Scorpions!

- 蠍子！

- [Voiceover] Scorpions, scorpions.

- 蠍子，是蠍子喔

- Yo, isn't this how Steve Irwin died?

- 喂，史帝夫·厄文不就是這樣掛掉的嗎？

- Look at this little guy.

- 看看這小傢伙

This guy will hurt you.

他會傷害你的

- I don't know, oh, okay.

- 我不知道，好吧

- You gotta eat the stinger.

- 你得吃這螫人的東西

- Yeah.

- 是啊

- Oh, it's so hard to eat.

- 這真的滿難咬的

- Mmm!

- 摁！？

- Oh my God, wow, woah!

- 我的天啊，哇，哇喔！

- Woah, this is great!

- 哇，這其實滿棒的！

- Oh, ooh! I like it!

- 嗚哇，我喜歡！

So salty.

挺鹹的

This one's amazing.

這個真的挺棒的

- Mmm, It's good!

-摁～嘗起來不賴

It's so good! - It's so good!

這真的不錯 - 挺不賴的！

- It tasted like old sweat, right?

- 這嘗起來可像個老兵，對吧？

- Scorpion king! You can call me.

叫我蠍中之王！

(laughter)

笑聲

- I legitimately believe, in the future,

- 我合理地相信，在未來

we're gonna have to eat bugs, so...

我們會需要吃蟲子，所以⋯

- I will do it then, like then my tolerance will be

- 我會吃蟲子，我的忍耐

like, I must survive.

最後會讓我活下來

But right now I know we got some Cheetos.

不過現在我知道我們有些奇多可吃

- I mean, I guess at the end of the day,

- 我的意思是，在一天的結束

what's weirder, eating insect larvae

這滿怪的，吃這些幼蟲

or mushing together different chicken bits

或把這些雞塊糊在一塊

into dinosaur shapes?

變成一種恐龍形狀

- That's a good point.

- 說的正是

- [Woman] Oh my God!

- 我的天啊！

- [Man] Why did you make me do that?

- 你為何要逼我這樣做呢？