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  • I don't know if you always do them, but like, I think

    我不知你是否時常這樣做,但我想的是

  • the best way to get into a video is just to do it.

    開始一段影片的最好方法就是去直接開始

  • >> Hi everybody, this is Cry, say hi.

    大家好,這是Cry,打個招呼吧

  • >> [LAUGH] >> Say hi,

    >>(・∀・) >>打個招呼吧

  • [LAUGH].

    (・∀・)

  • >> Oh, hey.

  • >> Hey, okay.

    喂,好了

  • >> Hows it going?

    過得怎樣?

  • >> Not bad how are you doing.

    還不賴 你又過得如何

  • >> Oh you know just looking in the sand.

    噢你知道的,我只是在沙中看一看來著

  • >> Mm-hm, I'm drinking by, whatever, i don't care.

    嗯,我在這邊喝酒..還是甚麼來著,我不在乎了

  • I don't care, whatever, we're going.

    我不在乎,管他的,我們走吧

  • >> It's all good, alright.

    一切都妥當了,好吧

  • >> Okay, so the objective of this game is to find eggs.

    好的,這遊戲的目的就是要把蛋給找出來

  • >> Yep.

    是的

  • >> You keep big, they're pretty big.

    >>你就一直…它們挺大的 >>它們挺大的

  • because ostrich eggs are, wait hang on, I've got my ostrich facts here somewhere.

    因為鴕鳥蛋是…等一會,我在某處有些鴕鳥小知識

  • >> [SOUND]

    我把鴕鳥小知識放哪兒了

  • [CROSSTALK]

    你剛才幹甚麼了

  • >> What did you do?

    我…顯然,鴕鳥並不是魚類

  • >> I, I, ostriches aren't fish apparently.

    鴕鳥不是魚類

  • >> Ostriches are not fish.

    這是一個事實

  • >> That's a fact.

    鴕鳥小知識

  • Ostrich fact.

    是的,我會把它們給寫下來,我不知道

  • >> Yes I'm going to write that down I, I don't know.

    我要我的筆!!

  • I want my pen.

    喂,我找到了一瓶朗姆酒

  • >> Hey, I found a bottle of rum.

    耶! 忘記我原本要做的事吧

  • >> Yeah, forget what I was doing.

    在哪兒?

  • >> Oh,

    它之前在沙子裏

  • [LAUGH]

    哇! 發生甚麼事了?

  • >> Where, where?

    鴕鳥能飛!!!鴕鳥小知識!

  • >> It was in the sands, oh.

    為甚麼,發生甚麼事了!?

  • >> Whoah, whoah, what happened?

    好了

  • >> [LAUGH]

    好的

  • Ostrich can fly, oh, ostrich facts!

    我們發現了一個故障

  • >> What, >> Oh,

    我要把它給寫下來然後向開發者報告

  • >> Why, what is going on?

    不要,那是一個特點!

  • Aah.

    噢,好的

  • >> [LAUGH] >> [LAUGH]

    好的

  • [LAUGH]

    真棒

  • >> Okay.

  • All right.

  • We found a bug.

  • I'm going to write that down and report it to the developers.

  • >> No that's a feature!

  • [LAUGH]

  • >> Oh, okay!

  • All right.

  • Awesome.

  • >> It was fruity.

  • The ostriches can believe they fly if they try.

  • >> Ostrich is not fish.

  • Ostriches can fly.

  • >> Yep.

  • >> All right.

  • There we go.

  • We got two ostrich facts.

  • Okay.

  • I can't get this one.

  • It's too high.

  • >> Oh.

  • >> Can we do our flying technique?

  • >> Alright.

  • >> I don't know what we did.

  • >> I, I'm flying a little bit.

  • >> Yeah.

  • That's not flying.

  • That's, like, hovering.

  • >> I did it.

  • >> Oh.

  • There you go.

  • You stood on my head.

  • Thank you very much.

  • >> You're welcome.

  • >> Oh my god, Cry.

  • Your butt is, like, so big.

  • >> I'm trying to look at it.

  • It's not working.

  • [LAUGH]

  • >> [LAUGH]

  • >> Well, I tried.

  • >> whatever.

  • >> Okay.

  • Oo, I can run.

  • >> Hey, there's a mushroom.

  • >> Alright.

  • Hang on.

  • Whoa, whoa.

  • Whoda.

  • >> Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

  • >> [LAUGH]

  • >> What was that about?

  • >> [LAUGH]

  • I don't know.

  • But here's an egg.

  • All right.

  • Well, let's do it again.

  • >> Yay.

  • What the hell.

  • Oh, there we go.

  • >> Ostrich work teleportations.

  • >> Game of the year.

  • 11 out of 10.

  • 10 out of 10, whatever.

  • >> Oh, the treasure chest.

  • >> Wait, hang on.

  • There's a sign here.

  • >> Yeah, let me look in it.

  • There's nothing in it.

  • >> No, hang on.

  • Try to kick everything.

  • With E, or mouse two.

  • Oh.

  • >> Hinnanana.

  • Well, mouse two is jump.

  • >> What are you talking about?

  • They don't even know their own controls.

  • >> There we go.

  • Okay.

  • Hang on.

  • Wait.

  • Gahdoo.

  • >> It's mouse three.

  • Oh.

  • There's balls.

  • >> [LAUGH] Oh boy, balls.

  • Their my favorite.

  • >> Those are those, like, twenty-five cent ones you get in the machines.

  • In stores.

  • >> The what?

  • >> The quarter machine balls.

  • >> Say what, now?

  • >> Bouncy balls.

  • >> What are you talking, what are you saying?

  • >> The balls, just, come on, just get them in the 25 cent machines.

  • >> Oh.

  • What are you saying, what?

  • Huh?

  • What are you saying?

  • >> You gotta go get the egg, Mark.

  • >> [LAUGH] Okay.

  • Alright.

  • Okay.

  • Alright.

  • >> God.

  • >> How'd you get up?

  • Oh, I got up there, too.

  • >> There's another egg, right there, Marc.

  • >> I got her.

  • Bonus activated.

  • Double score.

  • Oh.

  • Okay.

  • >> What does that mean.

  • >> I have no idea, Mark, dude.

  • >> No, no.

  • >> I fell in the water.

  • >> Aah!

  • [LAUGH]

  • >> Bonus lost.

  • >> No.

  • >> Darn it.

  • >> Why.

  • >> Now, what does this say?

  • >> Press z, or mouse 2, to kick trees.

  • >> Oh, I get it.

  • Anyway.

  • >> Eh.

  • >> Eh.

  • >> Be-eh-eh.

  • >> Mine was better.

  • >> Whoa.

  • >> Mine was.

  • Whoa, what?

  • >> Oh.

  • But, we, we cross the trees.

  • >> That does not help us.

  • No, that does.

  • Check it out.

  • >> That's not going to work.

  • >> Ba ba ba ba.

  • >> I do not see that.

  • What did you just do?

  • From my screen, it was totally different.

  • >> Ba ba ba ba.

  • >> What?

  • You're flying in mid-air.

  • You're, no.

  • No.

  • That's not happening.

  • You're on nothing.

  • You are on nothing.

  • >> Hey, we've learned that ostriches can fly, have we not?

  • >> Yeah, but they can't float.

  • Or, maybe.

  • Wow.

  • >> Oh.

  • >> We did it.

  • >> That was the finish line?

  • >> Yeah.

  • >> I thought it was just bubbles.

  • [LAUGH]

  • >> Yeah.

  • >> All right.

  • >> Good job.

  • All right.

  • I'm going to drink, to celebrate.

  • >> Celebration drink.

  • I was, there was, there were golden eggs.

  • I saw it in the movie.

  • Wait.

  • Hang on.

  • I'm starting.

  • I got, we went to the next realm, but I gotta start a new.

  • Everyone's going to see my password!

  • >> Oh!

  • What is it?

  • Oh my god.

  • >> Oh no.

  • >> Oh my god.

  • >> Oh no.

  • >> Oh no.

  • Oh no.

  • Okay, whatever.

  • Just join, join, join, join, joined it.

  • >> Okay.

  • >> And there's a fish, fish over there.

  • Oh my God.

  • We gotta go send it back to the ocean.

  • >> No, wait, no.

  • No.

  • No.

  • >> What?

  • What?

  • >> You'll scare it.

  • You'll scare it away.

  • I'm going to kick this.

  • No, it's gone.

  • No.

  • >> Hey, there's, there's a pineapple up...why did you drown?

  • >> because I went after the fish.

  • >> Well, I found a pineapple so we feel good again.

  • Hey, can we kick this statue?

  • >> Probably.

  • Wah.

  • >> Nyeh.

  • >> Balls.

  • >> It's, it's giving us this balls in once.

  • >> [LAUGH] Hey, oh.

  • Oh, ho.

  • >> Oh.

  • >> Stand on my head.

  • I want that.

  • >> Oh my god.

  • Alright >> Stand on me.

  • >> No, no.

  • You, you stand on me.

  • >> No.

  • Don't kick me.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> Why do you kick me? Stand on my butt.

  • Get up, get up.

  • >> I got it, it's a green hat.

  • >> Visit the nest to equip it? What? >> What?

  • >>You know what, I'm out.

  • >> No, don't go, I don't have a hat.

  • I didn't get it, you could of at least boosted me up to get it.

  • >> Nope, nope.

  • >> Fine I'm going to find me something better.