the best way to get into a video is just to do it.

開始一段影片的最好方法就是去直接開始

>> Hi everybody, this is Cry, say hi.

大家好,這是Cry,打個招呼吧

>> [LAUGH] >> Say hi,

>>（・∀・） >>打個招呼吧

[LAUGH].

（・∀・）

>> Oh, hey.

喂

>> Hey, okay.

喂,好了

>> Hows it going?

過得怎樣?

>> Not bad how are you doing.

還不賴 你又過得如何

>> Oh you know just looking in the sand.

噢你知道的,我只是在沙中看一看來著

>> Mm-hm, I'm drinking by, whatever, i don't care.

嗯,我在這邊喝酒..還是甚麼來著,我不在乎了

I don't care, whatever, we're going.

我不在乎,管他的,我們走吧

>> It's all good, alright.

一切都妥當了,好吧

>> Okay, so the objective of this game is to find eggs.

好的,這遊戲的目的就是要把蛋給找出來

>> Yep.

是的

>> You keep big, they're pretty big.

>>你就一直…它們挺大的 >>它們挺大的

because ostrich eggs are, wait hang on, I've got my ostrich facts here somewhere.

因為鴕鳥蛋是…等一會,我在某處有些鴕鳥小知識

>> [SOUND]

我把鴕鳥小知識放哪兒了

[CROSSTALK]

你剛才幹甚麼了

>> What did you do?

我…顯然,鴕鳥並不是魚類

>> I, I, ostriches aren't fish apparently.

鴕鳥不是魚類

>> Ostriches are not fish.

這是一個事實

>> That's a fact.

鴕鳥小知識

Ostrich fact.

是的,我會把它們給寫下來,我不知道

>> Yes I'm going to write that down I, I don't know.

我要我的筆!!

I want my pen.

喂,我找到了一瓶朗姆酒

>> Hey, I found a bottle of rum.

耶! 忘記我原本要做的事吧

>> Yeah, forget what I was doing.

在哪兒?

>> Oh,

它之前在沙子裏

[LAUGH]

哇! 發生甚麼事了?

>> Where, where?

鴕鳥能飛!!!鴕鳥小知識!

>> It was in the sands, oh.

為甚麼,發生甚麼事了!?

>> Whoah, whoah, what happened?

好了

>> [LAUGH]

好的

Ostrich can fly, oh, ostrich facts!

我們發現了一個故障

>> What, >> Oh,

我要把它給寫下來然後向開發者報告

>> Why, what is going on?

不要,那是一個特點!

Aah.

噢,好的

>> [LAUGH] >> [LAUGH]

好的

[LAUGH]

真棒

>> Okay.

All right.

We found a bug.

I'm going to write that down and report it to the developers.

>> No that's a feature!

[LAUGH]

>> Oh, okay!

All right.

Awesome.

>> It was fruity.

The ostriches can believe they fly if they try.

>> Ostrich is not fish.

Ostriches can fly.

>> Yep.

>> All right.

There we go.

We got two ostrich facts.

Okay.

I can't get this one.

It's too high.

>> Oh.

>> Can we do our flying technique?

>> Alright.

>> I don't know what we did.

>> I, I'm flying a little bit.

>> Yeah.

That's not flying.

That's, like, hovering.

>> I did it.

>> Oh.

There you go.

You stood on my head.

Thank you very much.

>> You're welcome.

>> Oh my god, Cry.

Your butt is, like, so big.

>> I'm trying to look at it.

It's not working.

[LAUGH]

>> [LAUGH]

>> Well, I tried.

>> whatever.

>> Okay.

Oo, I can run.

>> Hey, there's a mushroom.

>> Alright.

Hang on.

Whoa, whoa.

Whoda.

>> Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

>> [LAUGH]

>> What was that about?

>> [LAUGH]

I don't know.

But here's an egg.

All right.

Well, let's do it again.

>> Yay.

What the hell.

Oh, there we go.

>> Ostrich work teleportations.

>> Game of the year.

11 out of 10.

10 out of 10, whatever.

>> Oh, the treasure chest.

>> Wait, hang on.

There's a sign here.

>> Yeah, let me look in it.

There's nothing in it.

>> No, hang on.

Try to kick everything.

With E, or mouse two.

Oh.

>> Hinnanana.

Well, mouse two is jump.

>> What are you talking about?

They don't even know their own controls.

>> There we go.

Okay.

Hang on.

Wait.

Gahdoo.

>> It's mouse three.

Oh.

There's balls.

>> [LAUGH] Oh boy, balls.

Their my favorite.

>> Those are those, like, twenty-five cent ones you get in the machines.

In stores.

>> The what?

>> The quarter machine balls.

>> Say what, now?

>> Bouncy balls.

>> What are you talking, what are you saying?

>> The balls, just, come on, just get them in the 25 cent machines.

>> Oh.

What are you saying, what?

Huh?

What are you saying?

>> You gotta go get the egg, Mark.

>> [LAUGH] Okay.

Alright.

Okay.

Alright.

>> God.

>> How'd you get up?

Oh, I got up there, too.

>> There's another egg, right there, Marc.

>> I got her.

Bonus activated.

Double score.

Oh.

Okay.

>> What does that mean.

>> I have no idea, Mark, dude.

>> No, no.

>> I fell in the water.

>> Aah!

[LAUGH]

>> Bonus lost.

>> No.

>> Darn it.

>> Why.

>> Now, what does this say?

>> Press z, or mouse 2, to kick trees.

>> Oh, I get it.

Anyway.

>> Eh.

>> Eh.

>> Be-eh-eh.

>> Mine was better.

>> Whoa.

>> Mine was.

Whoa, what?

>> Oh.

But, we, we cross the trees.

>> That does not help us.

No, that does.

Check it out.

>> That's not going to work.

>> Ba ba ba ba.

>> I do not see that.

What did you just do?

From my screen, it was totally different.

>> Ba ba ba ba.

>> What?

You're flying in mid-air.

You're, no.

No.

That's not happening.

You're on nothing.

You are on nothing.

>> Hey, we've learned that ostriches can fly, have we not?

>> Yeah, but they can't float.

Or, maybe.

Wow.

>> Oh.

>> We did it.

>> That was the finish line?

>> Yeah.

>> I thought it was just bubbles.

[LAUGH]

>> Yeah.

>> All right.

>> Good job.

All right.

I'm going to drink, to celebrate.

>> Celebration drink.

I was, there was, there were golden eggs.

I saw it in the movie.

Wait.

Hang on.

I'm starting.

I got, we went to the next realm, but I gotta start a new.

Everyone's going to see my password!

>> Oh!

What is it?

Oh my god.

>> Oh no.

>> Oh my god.

>> Oh no.

>> Oh no.

Oh no.

Okay, whatever.

Just join, join, join, join, joined it.

>> Okay.

>> And there's a fish, fish over there.

Oh my God.

We gotta go send it back to the ocean.

>> No, wait, no.

No.

No.

>> What?

What?

>> You'll scare it.

You'll scare it away.

I'm going to kick this.

No, it's gone.

No.

>> Hey, there's, there's a pineapple up...why did you drown?

>> because I went after the fish.

>> Well, I found a pineapple so we feel good again.

Hey, can we kick this statue?

>> Probably.

Wah.

>> Nyeh.

>> Balls.

>> It's, it's giving us this balls in once.

>> [LAUGH] Hey, oh.

Oh, ho.

>> Oh.

>> Stand on my head.

I want that.

>> Oh my god.

Alright >> Stand on me.

>> No, no.

You, you stand on me.

>> No.

Don't kick me.

>> [LAUGH] >> Why do you kick me? Stand on my butt.

Get up, get up.

>> I got it, it's a green hat.

>> Visit the nest to equip it? What? >> What?

>>You know what, I'm out.

>> No, don't go, I don't have a hat.

I didn't get it, you could of at least boosted me up to get it.

>> Nope, nope.

>> Fine I'm going to find me something better.