Burger King

漢堡王

Five Guys

五個傢伙

I think McDonalds and In-n-Out are like the top two. Hands down.

麥當勞和 In-n-Out 漢堡是前兩名，毫無疑問

We had people try famous fast food French fries to see which ones they like the best.

我們請人試吃各大速食餐廳的薯條，看看他們最喜歡哪個

Except we didn't tell them where they were from.

但我們沒告訴他們薯條是哪一家的

In-n-Out

In-n-Out 漢堡

It's good but it's not like mind-blowing.

好吃，不過沒有到超好吃

Yeah, it's a little soggy.

對，它有點濕軟

A flavor reminiscent of fried Q-Tip.

這味道讓人聯想到炸棉花棒

There is no salt on it. There is no seasoning.

上面沒有鹽，上面沒有調味料

There are certain fries that can stand alone without ketchup. These are not those fries.

當然有些薯條可以不用配番茄醬就很好吃，但肯定不是這些

McDonald's

麥當勞

Mm…(McDonald's) fluffy, salty, definitely McDonald's.

嗯…(麥當勞) 鬆軟、鹹鹹的，肯定是麥當勞

Taking a bite of one is like taking a bite of my entire childhood and the American flag.

嚐一口這個就像嚐到了我整個童年，道地的美國味

It's like a French fry that you make out of Play Doh. Plastic surgery fries.

這個像用培樂多黏土做的薯條，整形薯條

It's had a little cosmetic surgery.

這有經過醫美手術

They just taste exactly what a fry should taste like.

這些吃起來就像薯條應有的滋味

Five Guys

五個傢伙

No…That's not Five Guys.

不…這不是五個傢伙

It's gotta be Five Guys.

這絕對是五個傢伙

Soooo good.

太太太好吃了

These are good. These are like gourmet fast food fries.

這些很好吃，就像五星級速食薯條

It's clearly a potato.

這很明顯是馬鈴薯

It's like this is fresh from the farm.

吃起來好像新鮮現採的

What fries are these?

這些是哪裡來的薯條？

That's gotta be Five Guys.

那一定是五個傢伙

Yeah. That's Five Guys.

對，那是五個傢伙

Wendy's

溫蒂漢堡

Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew

噁噁噁噁噁噁

There is a flavor here that I'm detecting that's unlike any other fries flavor I've ever had.

我嚐到一個我從沒吃過的薯條口味

Dude. This smells like paint.

兄弟，那聞起來像油漆欸

These look like reject fries. Like they're discount fries.

這些看起來很像瑕疵薯條，正在降價出清

That's not a French fry. It's disgusting.

那不是薯條，好噁

I don't even know what it is.

我連這是什麼都不知道

I'm finishing it. It's so gross.

我快吃完了，好噁心

Burger King

漢堡王

These are interesting.

這個很有趣

These are like diner fries.

像餐廳的薯條

These taste like bowling alley fries.

吃起來像保齡球館的薯條

Oh no no, that…has a weird. There's another flavor. Mmm…

喔，不、不 … 有一個很奇怪的，出現了另一個味道，嗯 …

Burger King. What up.

漢堡王。哇

Best fries ever!

史上最棒的薯條！

This is very good but it has a taste.

是很好吃，但有種味道

Seasoned to perfection.

完美的調味

I'm into these. I'm really into these.

我喜歡這個，我真的很喜歡這個

Yeah. This is winning for sure.

對啊，這個贏定了

Carl's Jr.

卡樂星

The very long French fry.

好長的薯條喔

I've had these fries. I don't know where they're from though.

我曾經吃過這個，不過我忘記是在哪裡吃到的了

They almost taste like popcorn.

這吃起來幾乎跟爆米花一樣

Seasoned enough. That's nice.

調味得夠，很好

Old Burger King

以前的漢堡王

These taste like fries made by a place that doesn't normally make fries.

這些吃起來很像是一些通常不賣薯條的地方做的薯條

Alright, I'm gonna go Carl's Jr. on this one.

好，我投卡樂星一票

I think they are like, revamped their fries.

我想他們改良他們薯條的配方了

Burger King.

漢堡王

Oh Burger King, yes.

喔，漢堡王，好耶

It's got a little bit of crunch.

有點脆脆的

A little bit of sogginess to it.

有點濕潤感

Crunchy on the outside, smooth on the inside.

外酥內軟

Just like me.

就像我一樣

Burger King french with McDonalds.

漢堡王加麥當勞的薯條

That's like incest.

那就像亂倫一樣

Are you saving these for anyone else, or can I just eat them all?

你有要把這些給別人吃嗎？還是我可以全部吃掉？

I mean this is a great day like I just came to work and now I'm eating French fries.

這真是美好的一天，我才剛上班，現在就在吃薯條