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  • - SOME PEOPLE REALLY ENJOY THE HOLIDAYS.

    有些人很享受暑假

  • I'LL TELL YOU WHO DOESN'T: STUDENTS.

    但有些人不盡然,例如:學生們

  • BECAUSE THEY GET STRESSED OUT. MIDTERMS ARE HAPPENING.

    因為他們壓力很大,期中考要來了

  • SO YOU KNOW ME, I'M ALWAYS TRYING TO HELP.

    那你也知道,我總是樂於助人

  • I ASKED THEM IF THEY SEND ME THEIR HOMEWORK QUESTIONS,

    我請他們把作業上遇到的疑難雜症傳給我

  • I'LL HELP 'EM 'CAUSE I HAVE A SEGMENT,

    讓我來幫助他們,因為我有個單元,叫做

  • HOMEWORKER HELPERER.

    寫作業小幫手

  • - [singing] A, B, C.

  • EASY AS ONE, TWO, THREE.

  • AS SIMPLE AS DO, RE, MI.

  • A, B, C.

  • ONE, TWO, THREE.

  • BABY, YOU AND ME, GIRL.

  • EASY AS ONE, TWO, THREE.

  • AS SIMPLE AS DO, RE, MI.

  • - NO, NO TIME.

    不,沒有時間

  • NO TIME FOR FUN. RECESS IS OVER.

    沒有時間玩樂了。休息時間結束

  • HERE IS THE FIRST QUESTION I RECEIVED.

    這是我收到的第一個問題

  • THIS IS FROM JARED ALTMARK FROM MARGATE, FLORIDA.

    來自馬蓋特佛羅里達的 Jared Altmark

  • HE SAYS, "HI, ELLEN, THIS WEEK WE HAD TO PICK A TOPIC

    他說「嗨艾倫,這週我們要選一個主題

  • "FOR A RESEARCH PAPER

    寫研究論文」

  • "WITH THE THEME 'LEADERSHIP AND LEGACY.'

    「主題要與『領導與傳奇』相關」

  • "YOU WERE MY FIRST CHOICE,

    「你是我的第一選擇

  • "BUT AS SOON AS I SAID YOUR NAME,

    但當我說出你的名字時

  • "MY ENGLISH TEACHER SAID, 'NOT RELEVANT.'

    我的英文老師馬上說『與主題無關』

  • "CAN YOU PLEASE TELL HER

    你是否能告訴她

  • WHY YOU SHOULD BE THE TOPIC OF MY PAPER?"

    為何妳應該成為我研究的主題呢?」

  • UNBELIEVABLE, HUH?

    難以置信,是吧?

  • I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR TEACHER'S NAME.

    我很想知道你老師的名字

  • ACTUALLY, NO, NO, IT'S NOT RELEVANT.

    老實說,不,不,這沒有關聯

  • I DON'T NEED IT.

    我不需要

  • [audience oohs]

  • [cheers and applause]

  • AND BY THE WAY, I'M NOT RELEVANT,

    順帶一提,你說我跟主題沒有關聯

  • TEACHER WHATEVER-YOUR-NAME-IS?

    是嗎,這位「不知名」老師?

  • HOW ABOUT 34 MILLION TWITTER FOLLOWERS AND, UH--

    那你怎麼看我推特上三千四百萬的追蹤者,以及呃

  • [cheers and applause]

  • ONE RIGHT THERE.

    其中一位就在那

  • AND 14 PEOPLE'S CHOICE AWARDS, HOW 'BOUT THAT RIGHT THERE?

    以及14次全美民選獎,這個你又怎麼說呢?

  • [cheers and applause]

  • 27 EMMY AWARDS, HOW 'BOUT THAT RIGHT THERE?

    27次艾美獎,這個如何呢?

  • [cheers and applause]

  • AND TWO-TIME HOST OF THE OSCARS.

    以及兩次奧斯卡主持人

  • THAT RIGHT THERE.

    這個如何?

  • AND "PEOPLE MAGAZINE'S" SEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE

    還有四年甚至更多的「時人雜誌」

  • FOUR YEARS AND COUNTING.

    全球最性感女人

  • [cheers and applause]

  • NO.

    沒有啦

  • I--I MADE THAT LAST ONE UP, BUT--

    最後一個是我編的,但

  • BUT THERE ARE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE

    可是有好幾百萬的人

  • WITH MY NAME ON THEIR UNDERWEAR.

    把我的名字寫在內褲上呢

  • SO TAKE THAT, WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS.

    這位「不知名」老師,你再自行評估吧

  • NEXT QUESTION.

    下一題

  • THE NEXT QUESTION IS FROM ANNABELL KRANZ

    下一題來自住在卡梅爾印第安納州

  • FROM CARMEL, INDIANA.

    的 Annabell Kranz

  • "DEAR ELLEN, IN ALGEBRA THEY ALWAYS GIVE US

    「親愛的艾倫,代數學中總是會有

  • "THE EQUATION LIKE 'Y=3/5X+7'

    像 Y=3/5X+7 這樣的方程式

  • "AND THEN THEY ASK US TO FIND THE 'X'.

    然後題目會叫我們找出 X

  • "SO I CIRCLE THE 'X' AND I WRITE 'IT'S WRITE THERE.'

    所以我把 X 圈起來然後寫『找到了』

  • "AND I ALWAYS GET THE QUESTION WRONG,

    然後我總是答錯

  • AND I WAS WONDERING WHY."

    令我很納悶為什麼」

  • VERY FUNNY, ANNABELL.

    很幽默,安娜貝爾

  • LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT'S WRONG.

    讓我們來看看哪裡出錯了

  • OKAY.

    好的

  • ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE SAYING

    所以你是說

  • THAT YOU'RE DOING THE "Y=3/5X+7."

    題目是 Y=3/5X + 7

  • OKAY?

    對嗎?

  • ALL RIGHT, WELL, THEN YOU SAY,

    好的,然後題目要你

  • "FIND THE 'X.'"

    找到 X

  • YOU CIRCLE THE "X" RIGHT THERE,

    於是你就把那裡的 X 圈起來了

  • AND YOU SAY,

    然後寫

  • "IT'S WRITE THERE."

    「找到了」

  • OKAY.

    好的

  • SO...

    所以

  • WHAT YOU'RE DOING WRONG IS OBVIOUS,

    雖然你犯了一個很明顯的錯誤

  • BUT I'LL POINT IT OUT ANYWAY.

    我還是會替你解答

  • YOU ARE WRITING THE WORD "WRITE" WRONG.

    你把 write 這個字拼錯了

  • YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SPELL IT "RIGHT."

    應該是拼 right 才對(write 和 right 同音)

  • AND THEN IF YOU DO THAT...

    如果你這麼做的話

  • [cheers and applause]

  • ALL OF THOSE A'S WILL COME ROLLING IN.

    成績單上的 A 就會開始湧入了

  • NEXT QUESTION IS FROM MADDIE HOOFORD

    下一題來自德州的

  • FROM DALLAS, TEXAS.

    Maddie Hooford

  • "DEAR ELLEN, I AM A PRE-NURSING MAJOR.

    「親愛的艾倫,我主修護理系

  • "I'M CURRENTLY TAKING HUMAN ANATOMY.

    目前在上人體解剖學的課

  • "IT'S THE HARDEST CLASS I'VE EVER HAD TO TAKE.

    這是我史上修過最難的課

  • "I HAVE TO LABEL EVERY SINGLE PART OF THE BODY,

    我必須標記出人體的每個部位

  • "INCLUDING THE VEINS AND MUSCLES.

    包括所有的紋理和肌肉

  • "DO YOU HAVE ANY TIPS ON HOW TO MEMORIZE

    請問你有任何記住身體部位的

  • THE PARTS OF THE BODY?"

    小撇步嗎?

  • MADDIE, VISUAL AIDS HELP WITH MEMORIZATION,

    Maddie 視覺補助會幫助記憶

  • AND I'M GONNA BRING OUT SOMEONE

    我要跟你介紹一個人

  • WHO IS TOO, TOO PRETTY FOR COLLEGE.

    這個人太完美了

  • NICK, COME ON OUT HERE.

    尼克,出來吧

  • [cheers and applause]

  • HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD.

    你好嗎?很好

  • - NICK, I'M GLAD YOU'RE BACK.

    尼克,我很開心你回來了

  • NICK WAS ACTUALLY--

    尼克其實

  • HE HAD A PART IN "MAGIC MIKE 2."

    在《舞棍俱樂部2》中飾演一角

  • YOU WERE SHOOTING THE SEQUEL.

    你之前在拍攝續集

  • - YEAH.

    是的

  • [cheers and applause]

  • - GOT YOU A PART IN THAT.

    幫你在裡頭尬了一角

  • YOU'RE WELCOME. HOW'D THAT GO?

    不用客氣,新戲如何呢?

  • - IT WAS AMAZING. IT WAS A BLAST.

    很不可思議!

  • - TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT. - UM...

    快點告訴我

  • - WELL, WE DON'T HAVE TIME.

    算了,我們沒有時間了

  • UM, JUST LOSE THE SHIRT.

    呃,把衣服脫掉就好

  • I HAVE TO-- I HAVE TO, UM--

    我必須,呃

  • [cheers and applause]

  • MADDIE, THESE RIGHT HERE,

    Maddie 看這裡

  • THESE ARE ABDOMINAL MUSCLES.

    這些是腹肌

  • - RIGHT.

    是的

  • - AND MOST PEOPLE HAVE SIX,

    大部份的人有六塊

  • BUT NICK HAS, LIKE, 12 OR 14 OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

    但尼克有大概十二或十四塊吧

  • AND SHOW YOUR TRICEPS, SHOW YOUR TRICEPS.

    秀一下你的三頭肌,秀一下你的三頭肌

  • - OKAY. - OKAY, SEE THAT?

    好的,看到了嗎?

  • [cheers and applause]

  • YOU CAN--YOU CAN TRY TO GET THEM,

    你可以試著練成這樣

  • EXCEPT YOU WON'T.

    但你辦不到

  • THESE OF COURSE ARE BOOBIES.

    這些當然地就是奶

  • [cheers and applause]

  • AND--I'M KIDDING.

    沒有我開玩笑的

  • THOSE ARE NOT CALLED "BOOBIES."

    這些當然不是叫「奶」

  • I KNOW, THEY'RE CALLED "PECTORIS RIDICULOUSNESS"

    我知道,他們叫做「心絞痛荒謬症」

  • IS WHAT IT'S CALLED.

    正是這麼說的

  • AND, UH, THIS LINE, NO ONE HAS THAT.

    然後,呃,這條線,沒有人有這條線

  • I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS. THAT'S RIDIC--

    我不知道這是什麼,有點荒謬

  • I GUESS IF YOU SPILL SOMETHING IT JUST DRIPS DOWN.

    我猜如果你打翻什麼飲料會從這滴下來

  • ALL RIGHT, TURN AROUND, NICK.

    好了,轉過去,尼克

  • OKAY, AND, UH, THIS IS, UH--

    好的,然後呃,這是

  • THIS IS SOME KIND OF A NOTE TO ME OR SOMETHING.

    這是一段寫給我的話之類的

  • THESE ARE, UH-- THESE ARE DELTA BURKES.

    然後這個是...呃...三角肌...三角鐵(開始胡言亂語)

  • AND THEN, UM...

    然後呃

  • THEN, UH...

    然後⋯⋯

  • JUST LET EVERYBODY ENJOY THIS PART OF YOU RIGHT NOW.

    就讓大家享受一下你的身材

  • [cheers and applause]

  • THERE'S THAT PART.

    還有那一個部位

  • WHAT'S THAT? THAT'S CALLED THE...

    這是什麼?這叫⋯⋯

  • [audience shouting]

  • ALL OF THAT WOULD WORK.

    是的,你們說的都適用

  • ALL RIGHT, MADDIE, I HOPE THAT HELPS.

    好的,Maddie,我希望我有幫助到你

  • IF ANYONE HAS ANY HOMEWORK QUESTIONS,

    如果大家還有任何作業上的疑難雜症

  • PLEASE SEND THEM TO ME, AND I SEND YOU THIS DANCE.

    都歡迎大家寄給我,然後我會寄給你這段舞

- SOME PEOPLE REALLY ENJOY THE HOLIDAYS.

有些人很享受暑假

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