though he's mean as can be

雖然他使勁地壞

He's the kind of man needs a kind of woman like me

他這種男人需要像我這樣的女人

a woman like me...

像我這樣的女人...

a woman like me... a woman like me...

像我這樣的女人... 像我這樣的女人...

Rick wants to hire me! He's at a new studio.

像我這樣的女人... 像我這樣的女人... 像我這樣的女人...

Where is it?

像我這樣的女人... 像我這樣的女人... 像我這樣的女人...

India!

西妲唱布魯斯

INDIA

妮娜．帕雷製作

A LONG TIME AGO

安妮塔．韓蕭演出

When?

改編自蟻蛭的《羅摩耶那》(印度史詩)

I don't remember what year...

舊金山

there's no year...

瑞克想雇用我！他在新的工作室

How do you know there's a year for that?

在哪裡？

I think they say the 14th Century.

印度！

The 14th Century was recently.

很久很久以前

No, but...I don't know...

什麼時候？

That's when...the Moghuls were ruling, Babar was in India

我不記得哪一年...

OK, the 11th then. It's definitely B.C.

沒有年代...

It's B.C. for sure

你怎麼知道有那麼一年？

and I think it's Ayodhya, where Ram was born

我記得他們是說西元14世紀

I know that because they razed that temple.

14世紀很近啊

They say that Ram was born there. Which I don't believe -

不不，但是...我不確定...

- but that's what they say.

就是那時候...莫臥兒王朝統治時代，巴卑爾在印度時

And Ayodhya is in the state of Uttar Pradesh.

好，那是11世紀

It's right there! Therefore the story has to be true.

一定是西元前

It's probably based on as real

絕對是西元前

as event as what the Bible is based on.

那我認為是羅摩出生的地方，阿逾陀

You want to know the whole story?

我知道這個是因為他們夷平了寺廟

Oh, because Ram's father had 4 wives.

他們說羅摩在那裡出生，但我不這麼認為

3 wives.

不過他們是這樣說

3 wives?

而且阿逾陀是北方邦的一城市

4 sons.

就是在那裡！所以這故事一定是真的

4 sons, 3 wives. OK.

故事根據的事件大概就像聖經故事所根據的一般真實

I know the names of the sons by the way.

你想知道整個故事嗎？

Kausalya...

喔，因為羅摩的父親有4個老婆

No, that's the wife, that's what I meant.

三個老婆

Kausalya, Sumitra and Kaikeyi.

三個老婆？

And Kausalya's son was Ram

四個兒子

Sumitra's son was Laxman

四個兒子，三個老婆，好

Kaikeyi's son was Bharat

順便一提，我知道兒子們的名字

I'm so impressed!

珂莎雅...

Yes, and Shatrughan I think was Laxman's brother

不對，那是他老婆的名字，那就是我的意思

which means he had to be, uh... Sumitra's son.

珂莎雅、蘇密泰跟凱蔻姨

Sita was Ram's wife

而珂莎雅的兒子就是羅摩

Right, and Sita I know also, Sita's father was Janaka.

蘇密泰的兒子是拉克什曼那

Sita has many names, Sita only being one of them.

克克依的兒子是婆羅多

Yeah.

了不起！

Janaki! Janaki!

是的，而且

Janaki also.

薩德路格那我認為是拉克什曼那的兄弟，也就是說他是，呃

And Vahish, Vahish, uh...

蘇密泰的兒子

I saw a play- Vaidehi. -huh?

西妲是羅摩的老婆

Vaidehi, I saw a play called Vaidehi, right, which I learned is another name for Sita.

沒錯，我還知道西妲的父親是賈納楷

Ram was about to be crowned by Dasharatha as the king

西妲她有很多名字，「西妲」只是其中之一

and Kaikeyi went to him

是啊

and because she had done something really good

賈娜吉！賈娜吉！

I think she had taken care of him when he was really sick.

也叫賈娜吉！

Or something like that. Yes.

和毘希西，毘希西，呃...

And so at that point he had said to her that...

我以前看過一部戲劇 毘提希 啊？

"You have one Boon. Anything you ask of me I will do."

毘提希，我看過一部叫毘提希的劇，沒錯，所以我知道這是西妲的另一個名字

and so she went and asked him to send Ram away for 14 years

十車王即將加冕羅摩成為國王

thinking that was a long enough time,

然而凱寇姨來了 57 00:08:50,006 --> 00:08:52,008 因為她之前的美德

that if you go away for 14 years,

我記得她曾照顧生病的十車王

you're pretty much out of sight, out of mind.

是的

AYODHYA,

在典禮之前十車王對她說，

A LONG TIME AGO, B.C.

"你對我有恩，我會達成妳任何要求"

Rama my son,

然後她就要求放逐羅摩14年

today I wished to crown you King of Ayodhya

認為這夠長了，假如你離開14年的話，

but my evil scheming wife Kaikeyi-

就幾乎不再會有人注意到你、想起你

just reminded me of an ancient vow I made.

阿逾陀 很久很久以前 西元前

To honor this vow,

我的兒子羅摩，今天我希望讓你做阿逾陀的國王

instead of crowning you king,

但是我那詭計多端的邪惡老婆凱寇姨

I must banish you to the forest for 14 years!

咯咯...

Goodbye, dear boy.

提醒我一個好久以前發的誓

You are noble and good.

為了實踐這個誓言，我不能讓你做國王，而必須

The embodiment of righteousness.

把你驅逐到森林14年！

A brave warrior prince.

再見，愛子。你既尊貴又善良

Joy of Heaven and Earth.

是正直的化身

The Ideal Man.

勇敢的武士王子

May the Gods be with you.

天地間的喜樂

Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

完美的人

That's what she asked for and Dasharatha was heartbroken

願神與你同在

but

滾出去的時候可別被門撞到屁股

given that all Indian men are true to their word...

她就要求這些而十車王心碎了

He had to...

但是因為所有印度人都很守信...

do that.

他必須要...這麼做

And then he died.

然後他就死了

Didn't he die? -No, I...

他沒死吧？ 沒有，我...

He died eventually...

他最終死了...

No, but all those Ram Leelas I've seen when I was a kid...

不不，但是我小時候看過的所有羅摩劇...

He died right away?

他一下就死了？

There's this big scene, very dramatic

場面很大，非常戲劇化

he's having a heart attack when his son is going away.

他兒子離開的時候他心臟病發

I do think he was unwell...

我覺得他是不舒服

Yeah that's true.

的確是這樣

And he also has a huge issue, right

而且他也很煩惱，是吧

He's like ravaged by guilt,

他深受愧疚折磨，因為羅摩是一個這麼好的兒子

because Ram is such a good son.

而羅摩，當他被告知要離去時

And Ram, when he was told to go away,

他真的說他會，而且沒什麼疑惑，他沒問

actually said he would. He didn't create any problems, he didn't say,

"為什麼？"

"why?"

他只說，

He just said,

"如果這是你的願望的話，父親，我會離開"

If that is your wish Father,

然後他就走了

I shall go.

西妲說，"如果你要走，我也要走"

And then he went.

不可以，西妲

And Sita said, "If you go, I go."

森林裡都是羅剎魔鬼

No, Sita.

他們傷害我們的智者又褻瀆拜火儀式

The forest is beset by Rakshasa demons.

我必須打敗他們...獨自一個人

They harrass our Wise Men and desecrate their ritual fires.

但羅摩，女人就該待在他丈夫身邊！

I must fight them...

我會忍受所有艱苦

alone.

沒有你我活不下去

But Rama, a woman's place is next to her Husband!

沒有你我活不下去... 沒有你我活不下去...

I will accept any hardship.

我討厭去想如果我們沒相遇會如何

I cannot live without you.

為什麼我要假定這會發生？

I cannot live without you... I cannot live without you...

疲倦的日子，寂寞的夜晚，都很容易忘記

I hate to think what might have been if we had never met

因為我在這裡，而且你跟我在一起

Why should I suppose that this could be?

我們在一起，你和我！

The weary days, the lonely nights, are easy to forget

讓世界匆匆走過

since I am here, and you are here with me.

即便我在等待，不知何故，親愛的，我知道

Here we are, you and I

你會找到我，我會找到你

let the World hurry by

我們在一起，獨自在一起

Even while I waited, somehow, dear, I knew

為了什麼，我們走了這麼遠？

You'd find me, I'd find you

雖然我們擁有的不多，

Here we are, alone together

我們仍然感恩！

what matter whether, we wander far?

因為我們在一起！

And though we haven't got a bankful,

我們在一起，你和我

we can still be thankful

就讓世界匆匆走過

that here, that here we are!

即便我在等待，不知何故，親愛的，我知道

Here we are, you and I

你會找到我，我會找到你

Let the World just hurry by

我們在一起，獨自在一起

Even while I waited, somehow, dear, I knew

為了什麼，我們走了這麼遠？

you'd find me, and I'd find you

雖然我們擁有的不多，

Here we are, alone together

我們仍然感恩！

what matter whether we wandered far?

因為我們在一起！

and though we haven't got a bankful,

就這樣！

we can still be thankful

舊金山國際機場

that here we are!

我會想你的

That's all!

只是六個月的合約而已，你還沒意識到我就回來了！

I'll miss you.

拉伐那

It's only a 6-month contract.

拉伐那是楞伽(斯里蘭卡)的邪惡國王

I'll be back before you know it!

他搶走了西妲

Ravana was the evil king of Lanka

他是相當博學多聞的人

and he just stole Sita.

事實上他唯一做過的壞事好像就是...

He was an incredibly learned man.

抓走西妲

Actually the only bad thing he seems to have done...

這很有意思，因為除了這以外，幾乎所有關於他的事都好像說

...is capture Sita. Kidnap Sita.

他真的是個博學的人

Which is kind of interesting because ...is capture Sita. Kidnap Sita.

他了解所有武器

Which is kind of interesting because

他向真神祈禱...

everything else about him seems to be, like he was this really learned guy,

從這些事蹟看來，他似乎是個好國王！

he knows all these weapons

除了這以外，久而久之我們逐漸相信他完全...

he prays to the right Gods, I guess...

他像是莫根波(電影《印度先生》裡的大惡人)

so all this stuff! He's like this Good King.

沒錯，而且他也住在島上！

Except that, over time, we've been led to believe he's this complete...

他是虔誠的濕婆虔誠派信徒

that he's like Mogambo.

他還彈奏... -一堆樂器...

That's right, he lived on an island also!

用腸子彈奏維納琴

He was a devoted Shiva-bhakta.

用腸子？

and he plays - - all these instruments...

對啊，獻給溼婆

Veena with his intestines.

有很多事情證明他很虔誠

With his intestines?

而他希望溼婆神能實現一些願望

Yeah, for Shiva.

還有，你知道的，他基本上是用腸子來彈維納琴

There's this whole thing about how devoted a fan he was

很難打敗這樣的人，因為

and he's asking Lord Shiva for some wish

用腸子彈維納琴的人還會感到痛嗎？

and, you know, he is basically playing Veena with his intestines.

不太會

It's hard to fell someone like that in battle, because

最令我印象深刻的是他是斯里蘭卡的國王

what is pain to a man who plays Veena on his intestines?

不對，他是楞伽的國王

Nothing much.

-喔是楞伽，叫做錫蘭，我想是同一個國家 -但是某些人...

What I'm really impressed with is he was the king of Sri Lanka.

不過重點是我們怎麼想

No, he was the king of Lanka.

他們建了橋

It was Lanka. It's called Ceylon. It's the same country I think.

橋還在，從NASA影像看到的

Well the point is that's what we think.

真的嗎？NASA？那一定是真的！

They built the bridge.

搞不好是從月球上看到的

The bridge still exists, so NASA images says.

不是有一個蘇魯巴哈娜伽的故事嗎？蘇魯巴哈娜伽對嗎？

Really? NASA? It must be true then!

蘇巴娜伽

Maybe they saw them on the moon!

我搞錯她的名字了，老天，他們會跟著我搞錯

Isn't there a Suruphanaka story? Suruphanaka right?

巴娜伽是有醜鼻子的那個

Surphanaka.

蘇巴娜伽，不過她是拉伐那的妹妹

I'm messing up her name. God, they're gonna be after me

拉伐那！羅摩在森林裡殺了你的羅剎，你一定要復仇！

Surphanaka is the one with the really ugly nose.

別這麼做，主人，羅摩很強大

Surphanaka. But she was Ravana's sister.

妹妹，不要用妳微不足道的關心來煩我

Ravana!

親愛的哥哥拉伐那，你看過羅摩的妻子西妲嗎？

Rama has slaughtered your Rakshasas in the forest.

她是世界上最美麗的女人

You must take revenge!

她的皮膚白皙的像蓮花一般

Don't do it, Master.

她的眼睛像蓮花池

Rama is powerful.

她的手像，呃，蓮花

Sister,

她的胸部像大的、圓的、堅挺的、多汁的...

do not bother me with your petty concerns.

蓮花！

Dear Brother Ravana,

恩恩恩，啊啊啊...

have you seen Rama's wife Sita?

讓西妲做你的妻子，拉伐那，把他從羅摩那裡搶過來！

She is the most beautiful woman in the world.

別這麼做，主人！

Her skin is fair like the lotus blossom.

我不想聽你的意見，馬力賈，你馬上助我一臂之力

Her eyes are like lotus pools.

化身為一隻美麗的黃金鹿去引開羅摩

Her hands are like, um, lotuses.

當西妲沒有防備時，我會抓住她！

Her breasts are like big, round, firm, juicy lotuses!

西妲會為我所有！哈哈哈哈！

Make Sita your wife, Ravana.

好漂亮的黃金鹿！

Steal her from Rama!

喔，羅摩，你不幫我抓牠嗎？

Don't do it, Master!

我不知道，西妲，有可能是個陷阱！

I'll hear no arguments from you, Mareecha.

喔，羅摩，拜託？

You must help me at once.

好吧，西妲，妳給我這麼多卻很少要求什麼

Transform yourself into a beautful golden deer to distract Rama.

不過答應我當我出去時你不會離開這間小屋，森林很危險的

While Sita is unguarded,

我答應你！喔，羅摩，我愛你！

I'll grab her!

我愛妳，西妲

Sita WILL be mine!

愛情原是盲目，如今卻是好物

hahahahaaaa!

愛情讓我大開眼界

What a beautiful golden deer!

自從有了愛，人生就像個遊戲

Oh Rama, won't you capture it for me?

帶來最甜蜜的驚喜

I don't know, Sita. It could be a trick!

我從不知道當一個男人成為我的全部

Oh Rama, pleeeaaase?

做他的奴隸是這麼棒

All right, Sita. You ask for so little and give me so much.

我一開始就愛著這個男人，深入他的心底

But promise you won't leave the hut while I'm gone.

我知道他愛我，天知道為什麼

The forest is dangerous.

而當他說沒有我不能活

I promise!

我還有什麼不能為他做？

Oh Rama, I love you!

他不是天使或聖人，但不是又如何

I love you, Sita.

我知道他會克服所有的缺陷

Love was blind to me, now it's kind to me,

我對他真誠，他從不懷疑我

Love has opened my eyes.

我還有什麼不能為他做？

Since it came to me, life's a game to me

喔，當我疲倦的腦袋靠在他的肩頭

with the sweetest surprise.

我閉上眼並希望我不再變老

I never knew how good it was to be

我永遠不會離開他，我會分擔他的煩惱

a slave to one who means the world to me.

我愛他無人能及

I loved that man from the start, and way down deep in his heart

當他抱著我，我是那麼毫無用處

I know he loves me, Heaven knows why

我還有什麼不能為他做？

and when he tells me he can't live without me

喔，我還有什麼不能為他做？

what wouldn't I do for that man?

我永遠不會離開他，我會分擔他的煩惱

He's not an angel or saint, and what's the odds that he ain't

我愛他勝過愛我自己

with all his faults I know he'll get by

當他抱著我，我是那麼毫無用處

I'll be so true to him, he'll never doubt me

我還有什麼不能為他做？

What wouldn't I do for that man?

喔，我會為我的男人做任何事

Oh, when he lets me lean my weary head on his shoulder

就這樣！

I close my eyes right there and wish I never grow older

但你知道西妲那時候做了什麼嗎？她怎麼樣告訴別人她的去向...

I'll never leave him alone, I'll make his troubles my own

她扔下她的首飾

I love that man as nobody can

沿路扔

I'm just no good when his arms are about me

他們就靠這個找到她，珠寶沿途一路到楞伽

What wouldn't I do for that man?

她扔了幾次珠寶啊？

What wouldn't I do for that man?

她在森林裡穿戴了無數的珠寶

I'll never leave him alone, I'll make his troubles my own

我指的是，不，記得嗎，她沒有戴任何首飾，因為她把所有東西都留下了

I love that man better than I do my self

在她離開阿逾陀之前，然後她才來...

I'm just no good when his arms are about me

喔，她留下所有東西？

What wouldn't I do for that man?

對啊，她只穿了僧服就來了

Oh there's not a thing I wouldn't do for my man.

不要質疑這些故事

That's all!

她不見了

But you know what Sita does then?

我說不要離開小屋的！

How she actually is able to tell these people where she drops her jewelry

喔，我要怎麼找她？

along the way.

西妲！

And that's how they were able to find her.

西妲！！

It went all the way to Lanka.

西妲！喔，西妲！妳到哪裡去了？

How many times did she drop the jewelry?

實際上哈紐曼的起源是...

She was wearing a whole lot of jewelry in the forest.

所有魔鬼正侵犯人間