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Fuck! Fuck this test.
去你的!去你的測驗!
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Could you repeat the question? Oh yes it likes some gold and road shit
你能重複這個問題嗎?喔,好的。它喜歡一些黃金和路上的狗屎。
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The Constitution? Oh yeah, that's right. The Constitution. Are these exact questions from the test?
是美國憲法嗎?喔 是啊,沒錯。就是美國憲法。這些是這項測驗確切的問題嗎?
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Yap. This is stupid.
是啊。真愚蠢。
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What doesn't it do? Clearly articulates
什麼是它不做的? 明確表達
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the rights and freedoms that
美國公民擁有的權利和自由
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US citizens have. It's a seven guidelines
它是七項給美國人的領導方針。
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for American. You can't just bs this.
你不能這樣鬼扯。
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In my word is to keep shit together
用我的話,就是臭味相投。
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I don't want to insult your intelligence by telling you something like each other
我不想汙辱你們的智商,告訴你們,
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you think they are in an hour
你們所認為的那個樣子 ,在一個小時之後。
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Right to love Beyonce' the first amendment that
喜歡碧昂絲的權利。第一個美國憲法修正案。
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where in the Constitution. I feel so American right now.
我現在感覺超美國人的。
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I don't know how I feel about that one
我不知道我對於那個問題的感覺。
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Questions on this test are like written by the first grader. I think it's that you will
這些測驗的問題像是一年級生寫出來的。我覺得是
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chant USA whenever someone else starts.
當有人在唱美國國歌的時候,你也會跟著唱。
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Promise to fight for your right to party . To defend America?
承諾捍衛你對政黨的權利。保衛美國嗎?
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If you're taking a tour to the White House and there's an attack on the white house
如果在白宮遊覽,此時白宮正好遭受攻擊的話,
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promise to defend the president
你得去捍衛總統。
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Susan B. Anthony so the first US flight
蘇珊比.安東尼是美國第一位飛行人員。
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did she? Yap, she did.
她是嗎?是啊,她是。
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She was suffragette right?
她是主張婦女有權利參政的人,對嗎?
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Susan B .Anthony,she is coolest so I wish
蘇珊比.安東尼,她是最酷的,所以我希望
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she never gave her unheated quality
她從未給自己不熱的特質
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Thanks Susan . Love you, miss you
謝了,蘇珊。愛你也想念你。
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I think like most Americans
我認為像大部份的美國人一樣
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we thought we had more knowledge about subject than we actually did
對於主體的知識,我們認為自己有的比我們實際上有的還多,
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but we spoke passionately about the things we did not know
可是我們熱切地說著我們不知道的那些事情,
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,which is all that counts. And that is American to me.
那就是價值所在。對我而言那就是美國。