字幕列表 影片播放 已審核 字幕已審核 列印所有字幕 列印翻譯字幕 列印英文字幕 What's up player? A recent study has shown the number one fear for women dating online is that they're going to meet a serial killer. 嗨！各位觀眾，最近有個研究顯示，女生最怕遇到的網路約會第一名是遇見連環殺人魔。 The number one fear for men? 那男生最害怕的是啥呢? That the woman they meet is going to be fat. 就是遇見大胖妞。 So today we're going to test that theory. 今天，我們要來驗證這理論。 We had our friend Sara lined up a few dates on Tinder. 我們找來好友莎拉，在交友APP-Tinder上約了幾個人。 The catch is when her dates arrive, Sara is going to weigh a little more than her photo suggests. 可惜的是，他們會發現莎拉比照片還胖了一點。 Hi! 嗨! Yeah are you Sara? – Hi, yeah yeah! 你是莎拉? –嗨!對呀! Hi! – Nice to meet you. 嗨! –很高興見到你。 Nice to meet you too. Have a seat. 我也是! 坐吧。 How are you? – I'm good. How are you? 你好嗎? –很好呀!你呢? I'm..I'm good. 我…我很好。 It's me! – You look a little different than... your picture. 就是我啦! –你看起來…和照片不太一樣。 How old is your picture on your Tinder? 你Tinder上的照片是幾年前的? Umm…not super old… 呃…也沒多久啦… It's like maybe 6 months ago. 大概是6個月前照的呀。 Oh my god. You are so much cuter in person. 天呀!你本人比照片帥多了! Thank you. – Yeah. 謝謝 –嗯! You actually…you look just like your photo it's so crazy. 你…你看起來竟然跟照片一模一樣! I saw you over there and I was like I…I'm like 99 percent sure that's him. 我看到你在那邊，我就想說...99%就是這個人沒錯! I can't say the same. 我不能跟你說一樣的話。 You look… quite different. 你看起來…和照片差很多。 Oh nice! -You actually look so much different than your picture. 噢! 好吧 –你本人和照片也差太多了! You know you're the first person to tell me that? – Oh really? -Isn't that funny? 我第一次被人這樣講耶 –真的嗎? –好笑吧? I think…I think…well maybe it's true. I've been trying on this new lipstick. 好吧 可能是因為我擦了新買的口紅? What do you…What do you think? 你…你覺得看起來如何呀? I really…I really love the color. 我還蠻愛這顏色的! I just love that like reds are so big this season. 紅色在這季很流行呢! I don't mean to be rude but… in your photos you're…a lot skinnier. 我不想太失禮 可是…照片中的你…瘦多了99%。 You look kind of more voluptuous. 你看起來好像比較肉感。 Maybe it's…maybe if I just turn this way? 可能是角度問題吧? 從這邊看呢? No I don't think so no. –No? 不 我想不是這樣 –不是嗎? Well hey, different is good! Right, you know? 嘿!有點變化總是好的! 對吧? Depends yeah, I guess. 呃…看情況吧! Umm...so you clicked on my profile for a reason. 嗯…所以~你點我檔案是別有企圖囉~ Are you pregnant? 你懷孕了? No, I'm not. I'm not pregnant. 沒啦!我才沒懷孕! You like to eat? – I do, I do. Yeah, yeah. 你很愛吃吼? –真的! 我超愛吃! I have like a 13 course meal out. 我一次都點13道菜! Oh my god! That'd be great! 哇! 太好了! I'm sorry you just seem very uncomfortable. Are you okay? 不好意思，你看起來不太舒服 還好嗎? Yeah no… I'm just a little agitated. 呃...沒...我只是有點煩。 When you expect something to be some way and it's not. 當你的期待事物是某種樣子，但卻不是。 This is me. It's all about you know what's inside I think. 這就是我! 我覺得重點是內在美。 Some people see it that way. Some…some people don't. 不是所有人都這樣覺得。 I've been on Tinder for probably a month now but Tinder is not really my thing. 我用Tinder快一個月了 可是… Oh okay, more of a match.com guy? 噢 好吧 你比較喜歡match.com? Yeah I'm not…I'm not too sure about online dating anymore. 不…我不太信任網路交友了! Oh…hmm. – Yeah. 嗯…-對。 I really don't appreciate people lying to me. 我不喜歡別人騙我。 The dude just left. 他就這樣走了耶。 It's really upsetting. I'm a little upset, I wasted gas and my time to come over here and…I can't do this. 這感覺真差。我覺得有點煩，我浪費了我的油錢與時間，結果卻…我覺得我無法。 I mean I feel really bad about this. 這感覺真的很糟。 I know you came out here and I came out here from Tinder and stuff. – yeah, yeah. 我們因為Tinder特地來見彼此 –對呀! But I'm…I'm actually married. 但…其實我有老婆了。 So…thank you though. 呃…還是謝謝妳。 Uh…I need to use the restroom real quickly. 欸…我去趟廁所，等等就回。 Oh yeah, oh yeah. – Do you know if there's one? 好喔 –妳知道廁所在哪嗎? Actually umm…I think if you just go around the corner over here. 嗯…大概在那個角落吧! I'll be back. – Okay great. 等我一會 –好喔! I think it's been like 15 minutes. 他去了有15分鐘了吧! I don't think he's coming back. 大概不會回來了! So I have to admit I haven't been… totally honest with you. 我承認…我…我騙了你。 This is not…this is not actually me. 這其實...其實不是真實的我... I have on…I have on makeup and everything and this is actually a social experiment. 我有…畫了點妝，整件事其實是個社會實驗。 If you'll look there, and right there, and over there, – Oh man! -There are some cameras. 你看那邊，還有那邊，還有那邊 –天呀! –有好幾台相機！ Like you've been filming this?- I know! Isn't that crazy? 這有在拍喔? –對!!瞎吧? Hold on…hold on… so you're not fat? 等等，所以妳不胖? No. 對 Dude what? Wow! -But I have to tell you. You are the only one that stuck around and was like really sweet and really nice. 什麼!!? –我得說，你是唯一一個肯留在這陪我聊天，你人真的很好。 Thanks for staying. 謝謝你留下來 I…you know I like to be nice, you know. 我…我喜歡給人面子，妳懂的。 It's good! That 4 other guys they all peaced out. – Really? 你很棒!其他4個都走人了 –真的? I know. Isn't that crazy? 對! 很扯吧? Hey you know that sucks to be them. 遇到這種事，肯定不開心。 Hey guys so we did the same exact experiment with the roles reverse. 嗨!大家，我們還做了男女互換的影片。 Click here to find out what happens when a guy puts on a fat suit. 點這邊，看帥哥穿上胖子裝，結果如何？ Also, be sure to subscribe to our channel 請訂閱我們的頻道 because we're going to put up some amazing videos 我們會有超酷的影片更新 and you don't want to miss them. 你絕不會想錯過! See you next time. 下次見囉!