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  • I can't believe I agreed to do this.

    真不敢相信我答應做這個

  • I'm very hairy.

    我毛很多

  • I have an extremely high pain tolerance.

    我超級能忍痛的

  • Some people do this all the time, right? So it can't be that bad.

    有些人常做除毛不是嗎?應該不會那麼痛

  • I'm pretty sure I'll be okay.

    我保證我不會有事

  • For as prevalent as bikini waxes seem to be, I have very little idea of what they actually are.

    比基尼除毛現在很流行,但我實在搞不懂那是啥

  • WOMAN: So, you're a first time waxer? MAN: Yes. WOMAN: You really kinda don't know; there's choices that you have.

    女生:所以,你第一次除毛? -男生:是阿 -女生:你應該不太清楚這是什麼,這裡有幾個選擇

  • I kinda want to do what I do with my normal haircut, which is like, a walk-in and I'm like, "Hey, just clean me up."

    我想要那種就像我剪頭髮時,我只要走進去,然後說"嘿,幫我弄清爽一點"

  • MAN: Can I get shapes? WOMAN: You can get shapes. MAN: Can I get a dragon? WOMAN: Uhh, no.

    男生:可以有造型嗎? -女:當然可以 -男:幫我剃個龍 -女:呃,不行喔

  • Come on in and then we'll get started.

    進來吧,我們很快就開始

  • I don't have any time for regrets, I'm here, I'm more naked than I'm used to being in public places.

    躺在這,沒時間後悔了。我比平常在任何公共場合還要赤裸

  • I'm sure it's going to be fine. This is most the nervous I've been about anything in a very long time.

    我想應該沒問題。我很久沒這麼緊張了。

  • MAN: I'm sorry that you have to get so well acquainted with my.. my bits. WOMAN: No, it's fine.

    男:拍謝,你會很熟悉我的....小弟弟 -女:不會啦,沒事的。

  • I still just have this, like, fear of my skin coming up.

    我還是有點...怕...我的皮膚會被拔起來

  • Let's get going.

    來吧!

  • Ooh, that's warm.

    喔...好暖

  • Who was the first person to do this?

    誰發明這個?

  • Take a breath... First piece.. Okay..

    深呼吸...第一片...好...

  • MAN: Do it to it. WOMAN: Ready? MAN: Yep.

    男:就來吧! -女:準備好了? -男:準備好了

  • That wasn't bad at all.

    沒那麼糟啊

  • Okay..

    好...

  • Oooh.. cool.

    喔....酷...

  • It's a one-two punch of hot torture and then pulling torture. Aaah.

    灼熱感連續猛擊,還有拉扯的刺痛感。啊~~

  • It's like a short tiny electric shock.

    有點像瞬間觸電的感覺

  • Don't cross your legs on me. You don't wanna get stuck together.

    腳不要交叉起來,你應該不想被黏住吧

  • Cool. Ooh, that one hurt.

    酷...噢...超痛!

  • Alright, lift your legs. We're gonna do your butt now... Just like that.

    好的,抬起你的腿,現在要處理屁屁了...就像這樣

  • I feel like a baby.

    我好像嬰兒一般

  • MAN: This is going to be an interesting area. WOMAN: Yeah... MAN: OOoohhh!

    男:這區會很有意思啊 -女:是阿... -男:噢噢噢噢噢!!!

  • Do it.

    來吧!

  • For this, I'm going to just have you take a deep breath.

    接下來請你深呼吸

  • AAAARIANA GRANDE! Shit... This is way worse than I'd thought it would be.

    亞莉安娜·格蘭德!(美國歌手及演員) 媽的....比想像中還痛

  • AAHHH

    啊~~~~

  • AH! Shit! There was a second one!

    啊!可惡!竟然還有第二次!

  • Eh, Not so bad.

    呃...沒那麼糟阿

  • Now I'm just sad.

    好難過喔

  • MAN: All the girls said the butt would be the easiest. That was way worse. WOMAN: You guys are a little bit more sensitive in this area. MAN: Yeah, you're telling.

    男:女生都說屁屁那邊不會痛啊,明明痛慘了 -女:男生屁屁比較敏感 -男:是啊,都是你在講

  • You know they say, beauty is pain.

    你知道大家都說要變美得受苦

  • Now hearing somebody say, "I'm going to get waxed..." I know it's the equivalent of somebody saying, "I'm going to go jump out of a one story building."

    現在我要是聽到有人說"我要去除毛了....",這就等於說"我現在要從一層樓高的房子上跳下去"

  • I feel poetic right now.

    我現在滿懷詩意啊

  • I feel like I'm gonna have a spring in my step. Like I'm gonna go just waltzing down the street.

    現在像腳上裝了彈簧,好像我等等就可以去街上跳華爾滋

  • It's a giant, big, significant thing that people do and a lot of people don't appreciate them enough for doing it.

    這是很偉大又重要的事,但很多人都不懂得欣賞

  • WOMAN: No... Well hopefully now, you'll appreciate every woman who tells you, "Oh, I gotta go get waxed." MAN: I know!

    女:才不...幸好現在當女生對你說"我要去除毛"時,你會懂得欣賞 -男:我懂

  • WOMAN: And then hopefully you'll be like, "Yo, me too, let's go together. You do it, I do it. MAN: ...Maybe.

    女:也希望你會說"我也是耶!我們一起去!" -男:....或許吧

  • I'm still not sure how I feel about it.

    我還是不確定我對除毛感覺

  • I feel like I can run faster.

    我好像可以跑更快了

  • It's just so comfortable. It's like an unfurnished basement.

    超舒服阿!感覺下面還未開發一樣。

  • I recommend that all guys try this, if not to look sexier, but to understand what women have to go through.

    我建議男生都來試試,即使不是為了看起來更性感一點,也可以了解女生除毛的痛

  • It's like taking the regulator cap off a car, ya know? Everything is just, much freer and looser.

    感覺像把車上的調節器拿走,你知道嗎?感覺更輕鬆、寬敞

I can't believe I agreed to do this.

真不敢相信我答應做這個

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