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  • (Finebros) So this series of videos we're gonna show you has a rule:

    (Finebros)接下來我們要給你看一系列的影片,有一些規則:

  • You're not allowed to smile or laugh while watching, or you lose.

    看得時候不能微笑或笑出來,否則就輸了

  • Wow...okay.

    哇...好

  • I'm gonna win this one!

    我會贏的

  • I'm pretty sure that I can do that 'cause I'm emotionless,

    我挺確定我會贏的,因為我沒什麼情緒

  • I'm an emotionless man.

    我是個無情緒的人

  • Really? Another one of these?

    真的?又是這種?

  • I'm gonna [bleep] ace it.

    我絕對會贏的

  • (snickering)

    (竊笑)

  • (Finebros) Five seconds, Laina!

    (Finebros)才五秒鐘欸,Laina!

  • Seen it before.

    看過了

  • It's an old one. It's not amusing me.

    這是舊的,沒辦法給我驚喜

  • (whispering) Damn it.

    (呢喃)該死

  • Damn it! (laughs)

    該死!(笑)

  • When you play it over... you can't play it over! (laughs)

    如果你一直重播...你不能一直重播!(笑)

  • You cheated the clip! I know the original clip.

    你在短片上動手腳!我知道原本是怎樣

  • You cheated by replaying it over!

    你讓他一直重播!

  • (laughing)

    (笑)

  • Oh, animals get me every time. (laughs)

    噢,跟動物有關的都會讓我笑(笑)

  • That is one of my favorite all-time clips on the Internet.

    這是我一直以來在網路上最喜歡的短片之一

  • (laughing)

    (笑)

  • Okay, Phil, looks like you're out!

    OK,Phil,看來你輸了!

  • - I'm sorry. - I laughed 'cause you laughed!

    - 抱歉 - 我是因為你笑我才笑的!

  • - I'm sorry! - Stop dragging me down with you.

    - 抱歉嘛! - 不要再把我拖下水了

  • (laughing)

    (笑)

  • (Finebros) You're done!

    (Finebros)你輸了!

  • Wait, wait...let me try it again. Let me try it again.

    等等...讓我再試一次,再試一次就好

  • Holding strong. Let's do it, let's do it. Hit me.

    還忍得住,可以的,可以的,來吧

  • (geese squawk)

    (鴨子叫聲)

  • Look at all those chickens!

    看看這些雞!

  • (laughs)

    (笑)

  • (speaking foriegn language)

    (外國語言)

  • (bleating)

    (羊叫聲)

  • - (bleating) - Hmm.

    - (羊叫聲) - 嗯

  • Oh my gosh.

    我的老天

  • (bleating)

    (羊叫聲)

  • (bleating)

    (羊叫聲)

  • (speaking foreign language)

    (外國語言)

  • I was trying so hard not to laugh at that one.

    我很努力讓自己不要笑出來

  • (bleating)

    (羊叫聲)

  • Still not funny at all. I'm not laughing.

    還是不好笑,我沒有笑

  • - (bleating) - (snickers)

    - (羊叫聲) - (竊笑)

  • A fricking goat, it got me!

    一頭天殺的羊,讓我輸了!

  • Go!

    去吧!

  • (girl groans)

    (女來呻吟)

  • Go!

    去吧!

  • (girl groans)

    (女孩呻吟)

  • Go!

    去吧!

  • (girl groans)

    (女孩呻吟)

  • Go!

    去吧!

  • - (girl groans) - How can someone laugh at that?

    -(女孩呻吟) - 怎麼會有人笑得出來?

  • That's a little girl getting hit in the face by concrete.

    這是一個小女生面朝下直接撞水泥欸

  • (singing)

    (唱歌)

  • Oh no...this is not gonna end well.

    噢不...這不會有好結局

  • No!

    不!

  • (singing) Baby, we can't see...

    (唱歌)寶貝,我們看不清...

  • I love how she's probably got the camera on a bunch of books or something.

    我喜歡他可能把相機架在很多書上面之類的

  • Predictable.

    可以預期的

  • Who edited--did you guys edit this? It's so immature.

    是誰剪接...你們剪接的嗎?好幼稚

  • - (Finebros) You won! - YES!

    -(Finebros)你贏了! - 太棒了!

  • Yes!

    耶!

  • Feels great to defend my title.

    能捍衛我的名譽感覺真棒

  • People are gonna think I have no sense of humor.

    大家會覺得我一點幽默感都沒有

  • (Finebros) So, to start us off, tell us what got you and why.

    (Finebros)開始吧,告訴我們是哪一個讓你笑的,然後為什麼

  • Uh...the very beginning, just the dog running.

    呃...最一開始,就是一隻狗在跑

  • I was trying to zone out on a spot on the screen

    我試著讓視線停留在螢幕上的某個點,好讓自己放空

  • and not think about what was happening.

    不要去想現在發生什麼事

  • The first dog. That's pretty sad.

    第一個影片的狗,挺傷心的

  • Anything repeated twice is hilarious to me.

    對我來說,任何重複兩次的東西都很好笑

  • You replayed the video over and over again! That's not fair.

    你們一直重播那個影片!一點都不公平

  • I think it was because one of those things where I thought that was the funny thing--

    我想是因為我覺得很好笑的地方

  • - Yeah. - That it was running in its sleep.

    - 對啊 - 就是牠在睡夢中奔跑

  • - You're like, "Okay"-- - And then it goes up and slams--

    - 你就會「好喔」 - 然後牠就起來去撞...

  • I can handle this part.

    這裡我還忍得住

  • The second he fell on his face.

    他的臉撞到地上的瞬間

  • It sucks! I had seen that one before, too, and I just...forgot what was coming.

    糟透了!我明明以前看過,我就是...忘了接下來會發生什麼事

  • Camel/Llama thing?

    駱駝/美洲駝那個?

  • - (Finebros) Actually, it's called an Ibex. - Right. I've never heard of one of those.

    -(Finebros)其實那是野山羊 - 好,我從來沒看過那個

  • They're just so human! It was doing very human

    他們好像人!他們在做很像人類、

  • and very emotive things!

    很情緒性的行為!

  • (Finebros) Which video almost got you the most?

    (Finebros)哪個影片讓你差點笑出來?

  • The animal ones.

    動物那個

  • I knew what was coming with the girl and the dog.

    我知道那個女孩和狗會發生什麼事

  • I'd seen that before, but it still manages to get me.

    我之前看過,可是還是差點笑出來

  • I am human.

    我還是有人性的

  • (Finebros) Why is it so hard not to laugh when you're told not to laugh?

    (Finebros)為什麼被告知不能笑時這麼難忍笑?

  • 'Cause I don't like listening to people. (laughing)

    因為我不喜歡聽別人的話(笑)

  • I guess 'cause you know something funny is about to happen.

    我猜是因為你知道會有好笑的事要發生

  • You feel pressure.

    你感到有壓力

  • You're told not to laugh, and I'm in a room of silence

    你叫我不要笑,而我在這個安靜的房間裡

  • and you guys staring at me.

    你們還一直盯著我看

  • I think that's just a weird thing about humans,

    我想這就是人類奇妙的地方

  • where if you're challenged to not do something inappropriate,

    如果你要挑戰做一件不適當的事

  • your body just does the exact opposite of what you're trying to do.

    你的身體就會做完全相反的事情

  • - It does. - You know what I mean?

    - 真的 - 你知道我的意思嗎?

  • Don't blink.

    不要眨眼

  • - (laughing) - (Finebros) Right away.

    -(笑) -(Finebros)馬上欸

  • You did it straight away!

    你馬上就眨眼了!

  • I'm sure it's more psychological once something's in your mind.

    我想這是心理學,如果你心裡想著一件事

  • It's like, "Don't think of an elephant."

    像是「不要想著大象」

  • And now you're thinking of an elephant.

    接著你就會一直想到大象

  • It's so difficult to not think of something someone puts in your head.

    要不去想一件別人塞進你頭腦的東西很難

  • - That's a good idea for a video! - Yeah. (laughter)

    - 這是很好的影片題材! - 對啊(笑)

  • - (Finebros) I want to see it! - Yeah.

    -(Finebros)我想看! - 是啊

  • We thought about that. We did one on yawning,

    我們之前有想過,也有拍過關於打哈欠的

  • but now we we're like, "Can we do one on contagious laughter?"

    但是我們現在想「可以拍一部有關笑聲感染力的嗎?」

  • (Finebros) What is your technique for not laughing?

    (Finebros)你讓自己不要笑的技巧是什麼?

  • I was just thinking about the first time I had an animal that died.

    我在想我第一次養的動物死掉了

  • Try and completely block out what you're looking at,

    試圖讓大腦擋掉你在看的東西

  • and just imagine a horrible situation.

    然後想像一個很糟的情況

  • I can flip a mood switch fairly easily that allows me to just not give

    我可以很容易關閉情緒的開關,讓我對任何事物

  • any outward expressions in response to things.

    都不會有外顯的情緒表現

  • I mean, I sound like a sociopath right now!

    我是說,我現在看起來像個反社會人士!

  • (Finebros) So what do you want to say to anyone who defeated you

    (Finebros)你想跟打敗你、完成這項挑戰的人

  • - and actually completed this challenge? - I admire you.

    - 說什麼? - 我欣賞你

  • You're the kind of person that I wanna be.

    你是我想成為的人

  • I have nothing to say to them.

    我沒有話要對他們說

  • - That must've been really boring to watch. - Yeah.

    - 看他們反應一定很無趣 - 對啊

  • You don't have a soul, I don't think. You don't have a soul!

    我不覺得你有靈魂,你沒有靈魂!

  • You have a terrible sense of humor and you're not a funny person.

    你超沒幽默感,一點都不有趣

  • Congratulations.

    恭喜

  • You have a stone cold heart.

    你真是鐵石心腸

  • You do not understand emotion and the way animals and people behave.

    你一點都不了解情緒是怎麼回事,也不懂動物和人類的自然行為

  • I don't want to be around you. You are not fun people to be around.

    我才不想待在你身邊,待在你身邊一點都不好玩

  • It's always funny when people hurt themselves.

    人們弄傷自己的時候明明就很好笑

  • You're too cool to laugh. Or they just really wanted to win.

    你冷酷到笑不出來,或是他們真心想贏

  • Is there a prize?

    贏了有獎品嗎?

  • (Finebros) What do you want to say to your fellow YouTubers who you defeated?

    (Finebros)你想對你打敗的Youtubers說什麼?

  • See, I don't know. Is it a good thing that I defeated them,

    不知道欸,打敗他們是件好事嗎

  • that I'm able to suppress emotions?

    表示我有辦法壓抑情緒?

  • Get wrecked.

    去死吧

  • I beat you all. You've been destroyed!

    我打敗你們所有人了,你們輸了!

  • To all of the YouTubers who lost, and I didn't,

    那們輸掉的Youtubers們

  • I think you guys should just send me an e-mail with your username

    我想你們應該寄給我一封email

  • and password, and I should take over your channel.

    告訴我你們的帳號密碼,讓我接管你們的頻道吧

  • Thank you for watching another episode of YouTubers React.

    謝謝收看這一集的Youtubers React

  • If you guys enjoyed this episode, make sure you subscribe

    如果你們喜歡這部影片的話,記得訂閱

  • to only the losers who actually laughed at the video.

    那些笑出來的遜咖們的頻道

  • Links will be down below.

    連結在下面

  • New episodes of YouTubers React come out all the time,

    無時無刻都有新的Youtubers React

  • so don't go anywhere.

    所以不要離開喔

  • That about wrapped it up for this episode of YouTubers React.

    這差不多就是這集Youtubers React的結尾了

  • We'll see you next time.

    我們下次再見

(Finebros) So this series of videos we're gonna show you has a rule:

(Finebros)接下來我們要給你看一系列的影片,有一些規則:

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