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  • So, my boyfriend and I work together quite a bit.

    如你所知,我跟我男朋友有時會一起工作

  • Hey babe, can I get a neck massage?

    嘿,寶貝,可以幫我按摩一下脖子嗎?

  • Oh, sure.

    喔,沒問題啊

  • Just kidding. That's only a daydream.

    開玩笑的啦,那只是我的白日夢

  • But we did have a business meeting with someone a while ago when THIS happened:

    但我們之前在和某人的一場商業會議中,碰到了這件事:

  • To get you an initial treatment. (farts) Excuse me.

    ....才能取得你們初步的待遇,(放屁聲),不好意思

  • Anyway, from there, if you like...

    總之,從那部分,如果你們想要...

  • We didn't say anything at the time, and in fact, as the meeting progressed, we actually both ended up forgetting about it until later that night.

    我們當時沒說什麼,甚至會議進行到後面,我們兩個都已經忘記了這件事,直到那天晚上才想起來

  • During the meeting, did he fart?

    在會議中,他是不是放屁了?

  • Oh my god, yes!

    我的天啊,對!

  • But I wasn't sure cause he just totally shrugged it off.

    可是我也不是很確定,因為他完全裝作沒發生

  • I know, right? I was like, "Wait a second, did that just happen?"

    我懂,對吧?我那時候心想「等等,那真的發生了嗎?」

  • If it had been me in that situation, I would have been all...

    如果是發生在我身上,我一定會...

  • And then, if we— (farts)

    然後如果我們 --(放屁聲)

  • Um... I, um... oh my god, I'm, I'm so sorry, please don't— I mean, I'm so

    嗯... 我... 天啊、非常抱歉,拜託不要 -- 我是說,我很 --

  • It's ok, don't worry. That happens.

    沒關係的,別在意,這種事誰沒碰過

  • You don't understand... I can't let you live with this memory.

    你不明白,我不能讓你帶著這段記憶活下去

  • I'm so sorry it had to end this way.

    我非常抱歉,我必須要這樣收尾

  • I was really looking forward to doing business with you.

    我原本真的很期待能與你們共事

  • I was so blown away.

    我完全無法想像

  • By how confidently he handled... farting.

    他是多麼有自信地去應付... 放屁這件事

  • I mean, I wouldn't be able to be own stuff like that.

    我的意思是,我完全沒辦法那樣

  • You know, just do what you do with confidence and no shame.

    你知道的,帶著自信心去做你該做的的而不要感到羞愧

  • Everything looks good here, I think we just have one more business matter to attend to.

    看來這裡已經沒問題了,我想我們只需要再處理一件事就好

  • Excuse me, as I was saying...

    不好意思,正如我剛才所說

  • But yeah, it was just really interesting seeing how differently people carry themselves and how you would approach like, what could have been a really embarassing situation.

    但是,對呀,能夠看見其他人如何對待自己、或是處理那種真的很尷尬又丟臉的場面

  • So, thank you, businessman I will not name,

    所以,謝謝你了,這位商人(我不會講出你的名字的)

  • for inspiring me by... farting.

    謝謝你藉由放屁啟發了我

  • And that’s the definitely a first, ahh.

    而這絕對是第一次

  • I will see you guys next Monday. Stay... awesome? Nope!

    我們下週一見了,保持優秀

  • Are you actually gonna choke me?

    你是真的要勒我嗎?

  • Oh yeah. Oh yeah... I'm going to choke you so hard.

    真的啊,我要把你勒死

  • If your pressure is here, it's an actual choke.

    如果你在這裡施壓,就會真的勒住我

  • -Okay. -So don't actually choke me.

    -好 -所以別來真的啊!

So, my boyfriend and I work together quite a bit.

如你所知,我跟我男朋友有時會一起工作

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