I'm working with a vocal coach,

strengthening the...

A lot guys ignore the laugh.

And that's about standards.

I mean, if you're gonna get into the Evil League of Evil,

you have to have a memorable laugh.

What? Do you think Bad Horse didn't work on his whinny?

His terrible death-whinny.

No response, BTW, from the League yet,

but my application is strong this year.

A letter of condemnation from the Deputy Mayor.

That's gotta have some weight,

so...

fingers crossed.

Emails.

"2sly4u" writes--

"Hey, genius--"

Wow, sarcasm! That's original.

"Where are the gold bars you were supposed

"to pull out of that bank vault with your Transmatter Ray?

Obviously it failed or it would be in the papers."

Well, no,

they're not gonna say anything in the press.

But behold.

Transported from there,

to here!

The molecules tend to...

shift during the transmatter...

event.

But...

they were transported in bar form,

and they clearly were--

And by the way, it's not about making money.

It's about taking money.

Destroying the status quo,

because the status is not quo.

This world is a mess, and I just...

need to rule it.

I'm gonna--

Smells like cumin.

So Transmatter is 75%

and more importantly,

the Freeze Ray is almost up.

This is the one.

Stops time. Freeze Ray.

Tell your friends.

We have...

Here's one from our good friend Johnny Snow--

"Dr. Horrible,

"I see you are once again afraid to do battle

"with your nemesis.

I waited at Dooley Park for 45 minutes."

Okay. Dude.

You're not my nemesis.

My nemesis...

is Captain Hammer.

Captain Hammer, corporate tool.

Dislocated my shoulder...

again, last week.

Look, I'm just trying to change the world, okay?

I don't have time for a grudge match

with every poser in a parka.

Besides, there's kids in that park.

So...

Here's one from "DeadNotSleeping"--

"Long time watcher, first time writing--"

"You always say in your blog

"that you will show her the way.

"Show her you are a true villain.

"Who is 'her'

and...does she even know that you're..."

Laundry day

See you there

Underthings

Tumbling

Wanna say

Love your hair

Here I go

Mumbling

With my Freeze Ray, I will stop

The world

With my Freeze Ray, I will

Find the time to find the words to

Tell you how

How you make

Make me feel

What's the phrase?

Like a fool

Kinda sick

Special needs

Anyways

With my Freeze Ray, I will stop

The pain

It's not a Death Ray or an Ice Beam

That's all Johnny Snow

I just think you need time to know

That I'm the guy to make it real

The feelings you don't dare to feel

I'll bend the world to our will

And we'll make time stand still

That's the plan

Rule the world

You and me

Any day

Love your hair

- What? - No.

I--I-- I love the air.

Anyway

With my Freeze Ray, I will stop--

Hey, Doc.

Moist! My evil, moisture buddy.

What's going on?

Life of crime. Got your mail.

Hey, didn't you, uh--

didn't you go on a date last night?

Conflict Diamond told me you were doubling

with Bait and Switch.

Yeah.

Yeah?

It was all right.

I kinda thought I was supposed to end up with Bait, but--

I hear you.

I saw Penny today.

You talk to her?

So close.

I'm just a few weeks away

from a real, audible connection.

I'm-- I'm gonna ask--

Oh, my God.

Is that from the League?

It's from him. That's his seal, isn't it?

The-- The leader? Oh, my God.

I got a letter from Bad Horse.

That's so hardcore. Bad Horse is legend.

He rules the League with an iron hoof.

Are you sure you wanna--

- Bad Horse - Bad Horse

Bad Horse, Bad Horse

He rides across the nation

The Thoroughbred of Sin

He got the application that you just sent in

It needs evaluation, so let the games begin

A heinous crime, A show of force

A murder would be nice of course

Bad Horse, Bad Horse

Bad Horse, he's bad

The Evil League of Evil is watching so beware

The grade that you receive will be your last we swear

So make the Bad Horse gleeful

Or he'll make you his mare

You're saddled up, there's no recourse

- It's - "Hi-Yo, Silver!"

Signed Bad Horse

It's not a no.

Are you kidding?

This is great!

I am about to pull a major heist.

You know the wonderflonium that I need for the Freeze Ray?

It's being transported tomorrow.

Armored car?

Courier van.

Candy from a baby.

You need anything dampened or made soggy?

Thanks, but...

the League is watching.

I gotta go this alone.

Will you lend a caring hand

To shelter those who need it?

Only have to sign your name

Don't even have to read it

Would you help?

No? How about you?

Will you lend a caring--

What?

I was wondering if I could just...

Hey. I know you.

Hello. You know me? Cool.

I mean...yeah, you do. Do you?

From the Laundromat.

Wednesdays and Saturdays.

Except twice last month you skipped the weekend.

Or if that was you. It could have been someone else.

I mean, I've seen you.

Billy, is my name.

I'm Penny.

What are you doing?

Texting.

It's very important or I would stop.

What are you doing?

Actually, I'm out here volunteering

for The Caring Hands Homeless Shelter.

Can you spare a minute?

Okay, go.

Okay.

Um, we're hoping to open a new location soon--

expand our efforts.

There's this great building nearby

that the city is just going to demolish

and turn into a parking lot.

But if we get enough signatures--

Signatures?

Yeah.

I'm sorry, go on.

I was saying, maybe we could get

the city to donate the building to our cause.

We would be able to provide 250 new beds--

Get people off the streets and into job training

so they can buy rocket packs and go to the moon

and become florists.

You're not really interested in the homeless, are you?

No, I am.

But they're a symptom.

You're treating a symptom.

And the disease rages on,

consumes the human race.

The fish rots from the head, as they say,

so my thinking is why not cut off the head.

Of the human race?

It's not a perfect metaphor.

But I'm talking about an overhaul of the system.

Putting the power in...

different hands.

I'm all for that.

This petition is about the building.

I'd love to sign it.

Thank you.

I'm sorry, I-- I come on strong.

But you signed.

Well, wouldn't want to turn my back

on a fellow... laundry...person.

Well, if we can't stick together, I don't--

I'll probably see you there.

No, I will. I'll--

She talked to me.

Why did she talk to me now?

Maybe I should...

A man's gotta do

What a man's gotta do

Don't plan the plan

If you can't follow through

All that matters

Taking matters into your own hands

Soon I'll control everything

Stop! Hey! Hey!

My wish is your command

Stand back everyone

Nothing here to see

Just imminent danger

In the middle of it, me

Yes, Captain Hammer's here

Hair blowing in the breeze

The day needs my saving expertise

A man's gotta do

What a man's gotta do

Seems destiny

Ends with me saving you

The only doom that's looming

Is you loving me to death

So I'll give you a sec to catch your breath

You idiot!

Dr. Horrible. I should have known you were behind this.

- You almost killed her! - I remember it differently.

Is she--