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  • >> James: GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE

    >> 詹姆斯。晚上好,女士們,先生們,歡迎來到這裡。

  • SHOW, SO HAPPY YOU ARE HERE, THANKS FOR STOPPING BY ON

    秀,很高興你在這裡, 謝謝你的光臨。

  • TONIGHT'S SHOW, WE'LL BE JOINED BY INCREDIBLE STANLEY TUCCI, A

    今晚的節目中,我們將邀請到不可思議的斯坦利-杜奇,他是一位偉大的藝術家

  • PERFORMANCE FROM PENTATONIX, BE AROUND FOR THAT.

    PENTATONIX的表現,是為那。

  • I AM SO EXCITED TO TALK TO STANLEY TUCCI, HOW MUCH DO WE

    我很高興能和STANLEY TUCCI談談,我們有多少錢?

  • LOVE THE TUCC ON THIS SHOW, YEAH, FULL ROUND OF APPLAUSE.

    我喜歡這個節目中的TUCC,是的,全場掌聲。

  • >> Reggie: YEAH.

    >> 雷吉:YEAH。

  • >> James: FULL ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR THE TUCC.

    >> 詹姆斯為TUCC鼓掌。

  • >> Reggie: MAX SMOOCH TO THE TUCC.

    >> 麥克斯-斯莫奇到了TUCC。

  • >> James: SMOOCH TO THE TUCC.

    >> 詹姆斯。向TUCC致敬。

  • I THINK HE SHOULD PUT OUT HIS OWN RANGE OF KOMBUCHA CALLED

    我想他應該推出他自己的KOMBUCHA系列,叫 "KOMBUCHA"。

  • KOMTUCCI.

    KOMTUCCI.

  • >> STANLEY TUCCI COME BUTCHI.

    >> STANLEY TUCCI COME BUTCHI.

  • >> James: THERE IT IS, TUCCI KOMBUCCI.

    >> 詹姆斯在那裡,TUCCI KOMBUCCI。

  • I THINK PEOPLE WOULD BUY THAT.

    我想人們會買這個。

  • >> THEY DEFINITELY WOULD.

    >> 他們肯定會的。

  • THERE IS NO DOUBT.

    這是毫無疑問的。

  • >> James: I WONDER IF HE IS THINKING ABOUT IT.

    >> 詹姆斯。我想知道他是否在想這個問題。

  • >> PUT A LITTLE ALCOHOL IN THERE, SOME HOOTCH TUCCI

    >> 在裡面放一點酒精,來點土司。

  • KOMBUCCI.

    KOMBUCCI.

  • >> James: I SAID IT ONCE, I SAID IT AGAIN, YOU ARE AN

    >> 詹姆斯。我說過一次,我再說一次,你是一個。

  • ADVERTISERS DREAM, YOU REALLY ARE.

    廣告商的夢想,你真的是。

  • >> MY TALENTED ARE WASTED HERE.

    >> 我的天才都被浪費在這裡。

  • >> James: THEY ARE.

    >> 詹姆斯。他們是。

  • YOU SHOULD JUST BE IN BRAND MANAGEMENT.

    你應該只是在品牌管理。

  • THAT'S ALL YOU SHOULD BE DOING.

    這就是你應該做的。

  • >> JUST WHERE SUITS WITH NO SOCKSK WALK INTO A ROOM, SAY

    >> 沒有襪子的西裝走進房間的地方,說。

  • HOOCHI TUCCICOMBUCCI AND OUT.

    HOOCHI TUCCICOMBUCCI和OUT。

  • >> James: YOU GO IN, AND YOU JUST PARTNER, BRANDS WITH

    >> 詹姆斯:你進去,你只是合作伙伴,品牌與。

  • CELEBRITIES, AND JUST COME UP WITH SOMETHING INCREDIBLE.

    名人,只是想出了一些不可思議的東西。

  • >> JUST KEN JEONG, DELTA, YOU PIG IT OUT, AND LEAVE.

    >> 鄭健,德爾塔,你把它挖出來,然後離開。

  • >> James: LOVE THIS SHIRT.

    >> 詹姆斯。愛這件襯衫。

  • >> THANK YOU.

    >> 謝謝你。

  • IT'S ANOTHER EXPERIMENT IN WHAT-- .

    這是另一種體驗... ...。

  • >> James: IT'S WORKING, BUDDY, IT REALLY IS.

    >> 詹姆斯。它的工作,夥計,它確實是。

  • >> I TRY TO GO, LIKE WHAT MY STANLEY TUCCI WEAR.

    >> 我試著去,就像我的斯坦利-杜奇的穿著一樣。

  • >> James: DEFINITELY NOT THAT BUT CARRY ON.

    >> 詹姆斯。絕對不是,但繼續。

  • >> ALL RIGHT.

    >> 好的。

  • >> James: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS.

    >> 詹姆斯。這就是發生了什麼。

  • YOU LOSE A BIT OF WEIGHT AND SUDDENLY ARE YOU PUTTING

    你失去了一點重量,突然間你把。

  • YOURSELF IN A TUCCI BRACKET?

    你自己在TUCCI籃子裡?

  • HE IS BLOCK COLORS ONLY AM I DN THINK HE GETS INVOLVED IN THAT

    他是BLOCK COLORS ONLY 我想他會參與其中的

  • SORT OF PRINT.

    某種程度上的印刷。

  • MAYBE ON AN INLAY BUT NOT AN AN-- I'M NOT PUTTING MYSELF IN

    也許是在一個插件,但不是一個AN -- 我不是把自己放在。

  • THE TUCCI, PLEASE DON'T THINK THAT.

    杜奇,請不要這樣想。

  • >> YOU SHOOT FOR THE MOON AND EVEN IF YOU MISS YOU LAND AMONG

    >> 你向月亮射擊,即使你失手,你也會降落在月亮上。

  • THE STARS, YOU KNOW?

    明星,你知道嗎?

  • >> Reggie: THAT'S NOT TRUE.

    >> 這不是真的。

  • >> James: THAT'S NOT TRUE.

    >> 詹姆斯。這是不正確的。

  • (LAUGHTER) THAT'S NOT TRUE.

    (笑)那不是真的。

  • THAT'S NOT TRUE, OH MY GOD, TIM, THAT IS THE MOST HONEST THING

    這是不正確的,哦,我的上帝,TIM,這是最誠實的事情。

  • ANYONE HAS EVER SAID ON THIS NETWORK.

    任何人都曾在這個網絡上說過,

  • NOBODY IS SPEAKING WITH THAT LEVEL OF HONESTY ANYWHERE.

    沒有人在任何地方都能用這種程度的誠實說話。

  • SHOOT FOR THE MOON, YOU WILL END UP IN THE STARS, THAT IS NOT

    向月亮射擊,你將最終在星星,這不是

  • TRUE.

    真。

  • YEAH.

    是的。

  • YOU SAID IT, YOU GET IT.

    你說的,你得到它。

  • (APPLAUSE) THAT'S IT.

    (掌聲)就是這樣。

  • IT'S TAKEN 892 SHOWS FOR THAT PEARL OF WISDOM.

    為了那顆智慧之珠,我花了892場演出。

  • HE WILL NOW SLEEP FOR THE NEXT YEAR AND BRING BACK ANOTHER

    他現在會在明年睡覺,然後再帶一個人回來。

  • PEARL OF WISDOM.

    智慧之珠。

  • >> HOPPEDDED UP.

    >>希望了。

  • WHO SAW THAT COMING.

    誰能預料到會發生這樣的事。

  • SO REGGIE-- ABSOLUTELY FIRING OUT OF THE BLOCK, THE ONLY THING

    所以REGGGIE... ...絕對是出磚頭了,唯一的事情就是...

  • THAT COULD REMOVE IS FIREBALL OF ENERGY WE'VE KREATED IS IF WE

    能消除我們製造的能量火球的是,如果我們。

  • MOVE TO THE HEADLINES.

    移動到頭條新聞。

  • >> Reggie: THAT IS TRUE.

    >> 雷吉:這是真的。

  • >> James: THERE IS GENUINELY BIG NEWS, ON THE VACCINE THE FDA

    >> 詹姆斯。有一個重大新聞,關於FDA的疫苗。

  • APPROVED A THIRD VACCINE, THIS TIME THE SINGLE DOSE VERSION

    準許了第三種疫苗,這次是單劑量版本。

  • FROM JOHNSON & JOHNSON.

    JOHNSON & JOHNSON的產品。

  • ISN'T THAT GREAT?

    這不是很好嗎?

  • NOW THERE ARE THREE VACCINES, NONE OF US CAN GET.

    現在有三種疫苗, 我們都不能得到。

  • HERE'S AN ADDED PERK, THIS IS JOHNSON & JOHNSON, IT DOESN'T

    這裡有一個額外的福利,這是約翰遜和約翰遜,它不會。

  • STING IF THE VACCINE GETS IN YOUR EYES.

    如果疫苗進入你的眼睛,會有刺痛感。

  • AND AUDIBLE OH NICE FROM HAGA, DID YOU HEAR THAT?

    還有HAGA的好聲音,你聽到了嗎?

  • DID YOU HEAR THAT, I DON'T THINK I EVER HEARD THAT.

    你聽到了嗎,我想我從來沒有聽說過。

  • BAND ARE ON FIRE TONIGHT!

    樂隊今晚火力全開!

  • THIS IS GREAT NEWS UNLIKE THE PREVIOUS TWO VACCINE THIS ONE

    這是偉大的新聞,不像以前的兩個疫苗這一個。

  • ONLY REQUIRES ONE SHOT.

    只需要一槍。

  • IF IT HELPS, THE WAY I REMEMBER IT IS PFIZER, MODERNA YOU HAVE

    如果能幫上忙,我記得的方法是,PFIZER,MODERNA,你有。

  • TO RETURNA JOHNSON & JOHNSON ONE POKE AND YOUR AWESOME.

    迴歸JOHNSON & JOHNSON一戳和你的AWESOME。

  • THAT'S THE WAY I SEE IT.

    我就是這麼看的。

  • IT ROLLS OFF THE TONGUE, A LITTLE-- YOU KNOW, IF YOU ARE

    它滾開的音調,有點 - 你知道的,如果你是。

  • THINKING WHICH ONE DID I HAVE, JUST REMEMBER THAT, THAT IS THE

    想到我有哪一個,請記住,那是我的。

  • WAY TO DO IT.

    方式來做。

  • AND THERE IS ANOTHER REASON TO BE OPTIMISTIC ABOUT THE VACCINE

    還有另一個理由對疫苗持樂觀態度。

  • LOGJAM BREAKING SOON, WHILE SPEAKING TO LAWMAKERS YESTERDAY

    LOGJAM BREAKING SOON,WHILE SPEAKING TO LAWMAKERS YESTERDAY。

  • PFIZER AND MODERNA SAY THEY HAVE NOW STREAM LINED THE

    PFIZER和MODERNA說他們現在已經串聯起了這段視頻。

  • MANUFACTURING PROCESS TO 140 MILLION DOSES WILL BE COMING IN

    1.4億劑量的製造工藝將在未來出現。

  • THE NEXT FIVE WEEKS.

    未來五週,

  • 140 MILLION SHOTS IN FIVE WEEKS.

    1.4億次射擊在五週內。

  • THOSE ARE STEVE NUMBERS.

    這些都是史蒂夫的數字。

  • IS IT-- WE ARE SO CLOSE, GUYS, TO BE LIKE BACK IN RESTAURANTS.

    是它 - 我們是如此接近,夥計們,要像回到餐廳。

  • I CAN ALMOST FEEL MYSELF, I CAN ALREADY FEEL IT, I CAN FEEL

    我幾乎可以感覺到自己,我已經感覺到了,我可以感覺到。

  • MYSELF PRETENDING THAT I ONLY WANT TO TAKE A LOOK AT THE

    我假裝我只想看一眼。

  • DESSERT MENU.

    甜品菜單:

  • A COUPLE OF ANNOUNCEMENTS FROM THE WHITE HOUSE TO TELL YOU

    白宮發佈的幾條公告要告訴你。

  • ABOUT.

    關於.

  • THE ADMINISTRATION IS NOW TALKING ABOUT MAILING OUT

    政府當局現在正在討論寄發......。

  • MILLIONS OF COVID MASKS TO INDIVIDUALS SOON, LOOK AT THAT.

    幾百萬的COVID面具給個人,看那。

  • GETTING MASKS OUT, IN THE POST TO MILLIONS OF AMERICANS 11

    在郵遞給數百萬美國人的信件中,把面具拿出來。

  • MONTHS INTO THE PANDEMIC.

    幾個月來的大恐慌。

  • (LAUGHTER) MASKS SENT TO EVERYONE IN THE

    寄給所有的人的面具

  • MAIL WHICH MEANS ALL OF THE MASKS WILL PROBABLY LOOK LEAK

    意思是所有的面具都可能會有漏洞的郵件。

  • THIS.

    這。

  • THE WHITE HOUSE ALSO ANNOUNCED THAT PRESIDENT BIDEN AND FIRST

    白宮還宣佈,主席比登和第一任國務委員

  • LADY JILL BIDEN WILL BE TRAVELING TO TEXAS ON FRIDAY TO

    LADY JILL BIDEN將於週五前往德克薩斯,參加以下活動

  • REVIEW RECOVERY EFFORTS AFTER THE HISTORIC WINTER STORM DOWN

    回顧歷史性的暴風雪襲擊後的恢復工作。

  • THERE.

    在那裡。

  • BIDEN PREVIOUSLY SAID HE DID NOT WANT TO BE A DISTRACTION BY

    BIDEN此前曾表示,他不希望成為一個由Districtation

  • VISITING TEXAS.

    訪問德克薩斯州。

  • THIS MAKES SENSE.

    這是有道理的。

  • LAST WEEK WAS VERY MUCH HEAD CRUZ'S TIME TO SHINE.

    上週是非常多的頭克魯茲的時間閃耀。

  • THE BIDENS ARE VISITING TEN DAYS AFTER THE STORM, BIDEN SAID HE

    BIDEN夫婦在暴風雨後的十天內來訪,BIDEN說他。

  • WOULD HAVE GONE TO TEXAS SOONER BUT HE NEEDED TO FIND JUST THE

    本想早點去德克薩斯,但他需要找到合適的人選。

  • RIGHT HAT.

    右邊的帽子。

  • IS THIS THE NEXT THING WE'RE GOING TO-- TO PULL IT OFF, FULL

    這就是我們接下來要做的... ...把它拉下來,全副武裝。

  • COWBOY.

    COWBOY:

  • >> MAYBE.

    >> 也許吧。

  • I DON'T THINK I COULD GO FULL COWBOY BUT IF I PUT A BOLO TIE

    我不認為我可以去全牛仔,但如果我把一個波洛領帶。

  • ON.

    ON:

  • >> James: THERE'S THE BOLO, OH, LOOK.

    >> 詹姆斯。有波洛,哦,看。

  • >> Reggie: HUH.

    >> 雷吉:呵呵。

  • >> I DON'T KNOW, I LOOK LIKE I JUST GOT SUED FOR GIVING A BUNCH

    >> 我不知道,我看起來像我剛剛被起訴給一大堆。

  • OF PEOPLE SAL MONDAY ELLA AT MY BARBECUE RESTAURANT.

    人的SAL週一艾拉在我的BARBECUE餐廳。

  • >> James: I THINK YOU COULD TRY IT, YOU NO WHAT I CAN'T DO?

    >> 詹姆斯。我想你可以嘗試一下,你沒有什麼我不能做?

  • COWBOY BOOTS.

    COWBOY BOOTS.

  • >> Reggie: THE BOOTS OF COW DO IS.

    >> 雷吉:牛的靴子做的是。

  • >> James: NO, I CAN'T DO IT, I FEEL LIKE SHOULDN'T SHOES BE

    >> 詹姆斯:不,我不能這樣做,我覺得像應該是鞋。

  • EASIER TO PUT ON THAN THAT.

    比這更容易穿上。

  • WHO'S GOT THE TIME, ON AND OFF.

    誰有時間,在和關閉。

  • >> I THINK YOU JUST KIND, IT IS CALLED A COMMITMENT FOOT WEAR.

    >> 我想你只是善意的,它被稱為一個承諾的腳穿。

  • >> James: YEAH.

    >> 詹姆斯。YEAH.

  • >> >> Reggie: YOU PULL THEM ON T

    >> >> 你把它們拉上。

  • IS A LOT OF TROUBLE AND IT BASICALLY SAYS YOU AREN'T COMING

    是一個很大的麻煩,它基本上說你不來了。

  • OFF UNTIL 7 OR 8.

    關閉直到7或8。

  • >> James: I KNOW BUT I CAN'T MAJT.

    >> 詹姆斯。我知道,但我不能MAJT。

  • I FEEL LIKE I AM NOT IN MY-- ENOUGH, WITHOUT ME

    我覺得我不是在我的 - 夠了,沒有我

  • HAVING-- WITHOUT US GETTING HOME AND ME GOING SORRY, BABE, CAN

    有 - 沒有我們回家,我去 對不起,寶貝,可以。

  • YOU, CAN YOU-- PULL IT!

    你,你能... ... 拉它!

  • PULL-- DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME, PULL IT!

    拉 -- 別擔心我,拉它!

  • I CAN'T-- I'M ALREADY ENOUGH OF AN ANNOYANCE IN HER LIFE WITHOUT

    我不能... ... 我已經受夠了她的生活中的煩惱,沒有了

  • THE DRIVE HOME HER JUST THINKING OH, GOD, NOW I AM GOING TO HAVE

    驅車回家,她只是想,哦,上帝,現在我將有。

  • TO WATCH HIM FLAILING AROUND ON HIS BACK, A SORT OF INEBRIATED

    看著他趴在地上搖搖晃晃,一副無精打采的樣子

  • PIRM AS I PULL ON HIS HEEL, THIS NEW STUDY, WORKING OUT FOR JUST

    我拉著他的腳後跟,這個新的研究,工作了只是。

  • TWO AND A HALF HOURS A WEEK CAN DRAMICALLY REDUCE YOUR RISK OF

    每週2.5小時可以大大降低您的風險。

  • MIGRAINE HEADACHES.

    遷徙性頭痛。

  • OR JUST LIE DOWN IN A DARK ROOM FOR TA AND A HALF HOURS, THAT

    或只是躺在黑暗的房間裡TA和半小時,那

  • WILL DO IT, BUT IT'S YOUR CHOICE.

    會做的,但這是你的選擇。

  • TYPES OF EXERCISE, THAT QUALIFY INCLUDED JOGGING, PLAYING A

    符合條件的運動類型包括慢跑、打球等。

  • PORT, BICYCLING AND EVEN HEAVY CLEANING.

    港口,騎自行車,甚至大量的清潔。

  • HEAVY CLEANING.

    重度清潔。

  • I LIKE HOW THEY SLIP THAT IN, LIKE THEY PUT ONE EVEN WORSE

    我喜歡他們怎麼把那東西放進去,就像他們把一個更壞的東西放進去一樣。

  • OPTION AT THE END TO MAKE JOGGING NOT SOUND AS BAD.

    最後的選項,使慢跑聽起來不那麼糟糕。

  • SO YOU WANT TO TRY THAT, TRY THAT WITH THE PERSON YOU LIVE

    所以你想試試,就和你生活的人試試吧

  • WITH.

    與:

  • NEXT TIME THE PERSON YOU LIVE WITH GOES OH MY GOD, I'VE GOT

    下次和你一起住的人走了,我的天,我有了。

  • THE WORST HEADACHE, JUST GO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED TO DO, SCRUB

    最嚴重的頭痛,只是去你知道你需要做什麼,擦拭。

  • THE BATHROOM.

    衛生間。

  • >> SOME SCIENTIFIC NEWS FOR YOU, A NEW STUDY SAYS THAT TALKING ON

    >> 為您提供一些科學新聞,一項新的研究表明,說話在上

  • THE PHONE FOR JUST TEN MINUTES CAN MAKE YOU FEEL UP TO 20% LESS

    僅僅10分鐘的電話就能讓你的心情減少20%。

  • LONELY, AND IF YOU DO IT RIGHT, A HALF AN HOUR LATER DOMINOES

    寂寞,如果你做對了,一個半小時後,多米諾斯。

  • WILL BRING YOU A PIZZA.

    會給你帶來一個比薩餅。

  • NOW YOU FEEL LESS LONELY, THAT IS OF COURSE ONCE YOU GET OVER

    現在你覺得自己不那麼孤獨了,那是當然的,只要你過了這關。

  • THE INITIAL RAISE YOU FEEL WHEN SOMEONE CALLS YOU ON THE PHONE,

    當有人打電話給你的時候,你會有一種初生牛犢不怕虎的感覺。

  • 10 MINUTES ON THE PHONE CAN MAKE YOU FEEL LESS LONELY, IF YOU

    10分鐘的電話可以讓你感覺不那麼孤獨,如果你

  • HAPPEN TO BE ON THE PHONE WITH PIE DAD IT CAN MAKE YOU FEEL A

    碰上和派爸爸通電話,會讓你感覺很不舒服

  • LOT MORE KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT THE WEATHERING IN BUCKINGHAMSHIRE.

    更多關於巴克漢姆郡天氣的知識。

  • THIS IS TRUE THOUGH, THE RESEARCHERS SAY LONELINESS DE

    這是真實的,但研究人員說,孤獨DE。

  • CREASES EVEN MORE IF YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF THE CONVERSATION.

    如果你控制了對話,就會有更多的收穫。

  • DO YOU AGREE WITH THAT, IAN?

    你同意嗎,IAN?

  • >> I DON'T KNOW.

    >> 我不知道。

  • >> James: I FEEL GREAT, I DON'T FEEL LONELY AT ALL.

    >> 詹姆斯。我感覺很好,我不覺得寂寞。

  • AND WE WANTED TO TELL BUT THIS.

    我們想告訴,但這個。

  • AN 81IER OLD WOMAN IN GERMANY HAS BECOME A FITNESS STAR ON

    德國一位81歲的老婦人成為了健身明星,她的名字叫 "What's a FITNESS STAR ON"。

  • TIKTOK.

    TIKTOK:

  • SHE REGULARLY POSTS WORKOUT VIDEOS AND AMAZED AROUND 125,000

    她經常發佈健身視頻,驚呆了125,000人。

  • FOLLOWERS AND REALLY IMPRESSED ALL OF US WITH THIS VIDEO.

    跟隨者和真正令人印象深刻 我們所有的這個視頻。

  • FOLLOWERS AND REALLY IMPRESSED ALL OF US WITH THIS VIDEO.

    跟隨者和真正令人印象深刻 我們所有的這個視頻。

  • IT'S VERY CUTE.

    它非常可愛。

  • IT'S VERY CUTE BUT MI LEGALLY REQUIRED TO TELL YOU THAT YOU

    很可愛,但我必須合法地告訴你,你。

  • HAVE COMMITTED COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT AND A TEAM OF

    有侵犯版權的行為,並有一隊人馬。

  • LAWYERS FROM CBS WILL BE CONTACTING YOU SHORTLY.

    CBS的律師會盡快與你聯繫。

  • MY TAKEAWAY FROM THAT VIDEO IS AN 81 YEAR OLD GERMAN WOMAN IS

    我從這段視頻中得到的啟示是,一個81歲的德國女人是。

  • NOT ONLY IN BETTER SHAPE THAN I AM SHE IS ALSO WAY BETTER AT

    不僅在更好的形狀比我好,她也是更好的方式在。

  • TIKTOK.

    TIKTOK:

  • FROM WHAT I CAN WORK OUT, I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT TIKTOK, IN

    據我所知,我對提克托克的情況並不瞭解。

  • ORDER TO BE A TIKTOK STAR YOU EITHER HAVE GOT TO BE 16 OR 81.

    為了成為TIKTOK明星,你必須要16歲或81歲。

  • THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN.

    沒有兩者之間的關係。

  • THERE IS NOTHING IN BETWEEN.

    這中間沒有任何東西。

  • NO ONE WANTS TO SEE A 42 YEAR OLD LIP SYNCING TO DOJA CAT.

    沒人願意看到一個42歲的老嘴脣和DOJA CAT同步。

  • IS ADAM HERE, THERE HE S YOU ARE BIG ON TIKTOK.

    亞當在這裡嗎,他在那裡,你對TIKTOK很感興趣。

  • HOW DO WE, WHAT IS THE VIBE ON TIKTOK, MAN.

    我們怎麼做,什麼是對TIKTOK的氛圍,男人。

  • >> I THINK WE CAN MAKE YOU A STAR.

    >> 我想我們可以讓你成為明星。

  • >> James: I'M ALL RIGHT.

    >> 詹姆斯。我沒事。

  • >> NO, IT'S, YEAH, I MEAN IT IS ALL RANDOM.

    >> 不,這是,是的,我的意思是,這是所有隨機的。

  • MY BROTHER STARTED TIKTOK LAST WEEK, 25,000 FOLLOWERS, ONE

    我的兄弟上週開始做TIKTOK,25000個粉絲,1個

  • VIDEO.

    視頻:

  • >> James: WHAT DID HE DO.

    >> 詹姆斯。他做了什麼。

  • >> PUT A VIDEO UP OF HIS DOG.

    >> 把他的狗的視頻。

  • I DON'T KNOW, I MEAN HE HAS ACCOMPLISHED MORE ON THE

    我不知道,我的意思是,他已經完成了更多的上

  • PLATFORM THAN I HAVE WORKING FOR YOU IN SIX YEARS, SO.

    平臺比我為你工作了六年,所以。

  • >> James: HOW MANY FOLLOWERS HAVE WE GOT ON TIKTOK?

    >> James:我們在TIKTOK上有多少粉絲?

  • >> WE HAVE 4.5 MILLION.

    >> 我們有450萬。

  • WE GOT SIZZLE THERE, BABY.

    我們得到了大小在那裡,寶貝。

  • >> James: WE'VE GOT SOME-- WE'VE GOT SIZZLE THERE,

    >> 詹姆斯。我們已經得到了一些 - 我們已經得到了大小有。

  • BABY.

    BABY:

  • AND FINALLY, WE WANT TO TELL BUT THIS, THE UNITED STATES POSTAL

    最後,我們要告訴大家的是,美國郵政總局

  • SERVICE JUST UNVEILED THE DESIGN OF ITS NEW MAIL TRUCK EXPECTED

    SERVICE剛剛發佈了新的郵件卡車的設計,預計將在未來幾年內推出。

  • TO HIT THE ROAD IN 2023 AND IT WAS INSTANTLY MOCKED ONLINE.

    將於2023年上路,並立即在網上進行了模擬。

  • HERE IT IS HERE.

    在這裡,它在這裡。

  • THAT IS THE TRUCK.

    這就是卡車。

  • DO YOU NOT LIKE THIS?

    你不喜歡這樣嗎?

  • >> IT JUST LOOKS LIKE A DUCKBILLED TRUCK.

    >> 它只是看起來像一個DUKBILLED卡車。

  • >> James: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT, I SAW IT, I STARTED

    >> 詹姆斯。什麼是錯的,我看到了,我開始了。

  • FEELING SORRY FOR THE TRUCK.

    對卡車感到抱歉。

  • LOOK AT THE TRUCK, AS IF SOMEONE JUST SPENT THE BEST YEARS OF

    看看這卡車,好像有人剛花了最好的幾年時間

  • THEIR LIFE TRYING ON A LIMITED-- TRAYING TO DESIGN A

    他們的生活嘗試在一個有限的--訓練設計一個

  • TRUCK AND THEN SOME 18 YEAR OLD ON THE INTERNET, THIS TRUCK

    卡車,然後一些18歲的年齡在互聯網上,這個卡車。

  • [BLEEP] SUCK, BRO.

    [BLEEP] 吮吸,兄弟。

  • IS THAT WHAT ST, TRYING TO GET A TRUCK CANCELLED?

    那是什麼ST,試圖得到一個卡車取消?

  • BECAUSE THE U.S. POSTAL SERVICE HAS HAS ALL THAT MONEY TO REDO

    因為美國郵政服務有那麼多錢來重做。

  • ANOTHER TRUCK.

    另一輛卡車。

  • IS THAT WHERE WE ARE AT.

    這就是我們所處的位置。

  • I THINK IT IS A BEAUTIFUL TRUCK.

    我覺得這是一輛漂亮的卡車。

  • I DON'T THINK THE TRUCK NEEDS TO BE CANCELLED, DO YOU?

    我不認為卡車需要取消,你呢?

  • >> NO, IT HAS THE KIND OF ENERGY LIKE IT JUST SAW A PICTURE OF

    >> 不,它有那種能量,就像它剛剛看到的圖片。

  • ALL OF ITS FRIENDS AT A BIRTHDAY PARTY WITHOUT IT.

    我所有的朋友在生日派對上沒有它。

  • (LAUGHTER).

    (笑):

  • >> James: IT REALLY DOES.

    >> 詹姆斯。確實如此。

  • IT REALLY DOES.

    它真的是。

  • >> I FEEL BAD FOR THE TRUCK, YOU KNOW, THERE IS NOTHING WRNG

    >> 我為那輛卡車感到難過,你知道的,沒有什麼大不了的。

  • WITH IT.

    與它。

  • >> James: LOOK AT IT AGAIN, I THINK THAT TRUCK IS HOT, I THINK

    >> 詹姆斯。再看一遍,我覺得那輛卡車是熱的,我覺得。

  • IT IS IS A HOT TRUCK.

    它是是一輛熱車。

  • IF YOU ASK ME, THAT TRUCK LOOKS MORE LIKE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE THAN

    如果你問我,那輛卡車看起來更像賈斯汀-廷伯萊克,而不是。

  • YOU THINK.

    你認為。

  • (LAUGHTER) I DON'T KNOW WHY IT DOES BUT IT

    我不知道為什麼會這樣做,但它的