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  • Chris, you've been very successful.

    克里斯,你一直很成功。

  • Uh, you have really made a name for yourself.

    呃,你還真是出了名的。

  • You're very well respected comedic performer and a very funny and and and agile mind.

    你是非常受人尊敬的喜劇演員,也是一個非常有趣和和敏捷的頭腦。

  • Yet I find this tragic when you search your name on audible and you've done you know, you're a big you're a big name.

    然而我覺得這很悲劇,當你在audible上搜索你的名字,你已經做了你知道,你是個大你是個大人物。

  • When you search your name inaudible.

    當你搜索你的名字聽不清。

  • Only porn comes up only porn.

    只有色情片出現只有色情片。

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • Look at this.

    看看這個

  • This is right here.

    就在這裡

  • We have older slut, banged hard.

    我們有年長的騷貨,被狠狠地撞了一下。

  • Um, hard as it gets, This has to do with your last name.

    嗯,很難,因為它得到, 這有做你的姓氏。

  • Is that right?

    是這樣嗎?

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • I mean, I think I think maybe the first time we met we we got a good laugh out of the fact that my last name does spell out the words Get hard.

    我的意思是,我想我想也許我們第一次見面的時候... ...我們... ...我們得到了一個很好的笑聲出來的事實,我的姓確實拼出了單詞Get hard。

  • That's just a true sad fact about my life.

    這只是我生活中的一個真實的悲哀事實。

  • So when you search my name inaudible Yeah, the number one search result is older.

    所以,當你搜索我的名字聽不清 是的,第一搜索結果是老。

  • Slut gets banged hard because get and harder both in there.

    蕩婦被狠狠地撞了一下,因為得到和更硬都在那裡。

  • But the thing that makes me really sad because I've been hearing that joke since middle school.

    但讓我非常難過的是,因為我從國中開始就一直聽著這個笑話。

  • Yeah, I can get used to that thing that makes me really sad is I've written three books and that.

    是啊,我可以習慣那件事,讓我真的很傷心的是我已經寫了三本書,那。

  • Like, I wish that was at least number four.

    就像,我希望那至少是四號。

  • You know, I wish older slut gets banged hard came in after my actual written works.

    你知道嗎,我希望老騷貨被狠狠幹在我真正的文字作品之後。

  • I don't even think I'm in the top five of books that come up when you search together.

    我覺得我都不在一起搜索時出現的書的前五名。

  • It's all pornography, right?

    都是色情片吧?

  • It does occur to me that if you did porn, your name would be at the top.

    我確實想到了,如果你拍色情片,你的名字會排在最前面。

  • Talk about a cash cow right there.

    談到現金牛就在那裡。

  • Because your name is get hard, and then you could put get hard in the title.

    因為你的名字叫 "變硬",然後你就可以把 "變硬 "放在標題裡。

  • And, you know, I bet there's tons of people watching right now looking at this going, Yeah, let's make that happen.

    而且,你知道,我敢打賭,有噸的人看 現在看著這個去,是啊,讓我們做到這一點。

  • I really want this guy to segue into a pornography career.

    我真想讓這傢伙轉入色情業。

  • Don't put it down.

    不要把它放下。

  • I'm Listen, Chris.

    我聽著,克里斯。

  • I am also pigment challenged.

    我也有色素障礙。

  • I'm a very pale, sickly person.

    我是一個很蒼白、病態的人。

  • I tried it like in the eighties for a year or two and, uh, didn't go well, but it didn't go horribly.

    我在80年代試過一兩年,呃,不順利,但也不可怕。

  • Is there any parody porn about you?

    有沒有關於你的模仿色情片?

  • That's a big thing.

    這是一件大事。

  • Parody Porn, right?

    模仿色情片,對吧?

  • Uh, yeah.

    嗯,是的。

  • I don't know that there is.

    我不知道有沒有。

  • I mean, let's put that out there again.

    我的意思是,讓我們再次把它放在那裡。

  • To the to the viewers.

    對觀眾來說。

  • If if anyone out there knows of any Conan with Bonin Moanin, um, you know, Please don't make me do the work for you.

    如果有誰知道任何柯南與Bonin Moanin,嗯,你知道,請不要讓我為你做工作。

  • Let's just find if it's out there because I want my cut Talk about teaching they only a piece.

    讓我們來看看,如果它在那裡,因為我想我的切談教他們只有一塊。

  • You know, if not if they find some super tall redhead guy who looks like you and they give him a sidekick.

    你知道,如果他們找到一些超級高大的紅頭髮的傢伙 誰看起來像你,他們給他一個助手。

  • And they named the sidekick like Brandy Victor.

    他們給小夥伴起了個像白蘭地維克多的名字。

  • And then they started that.

    然後他們就開始了。

  • That that would be That would be amazing.

    這將是 這將是驚人的。

  • Would you want Would you watch it?

    你想看嗎?

  • Yes, I would.

    是的,我會的。

  • Yes, I would.

    是的,我會的。

  • I would watch it repeatedly.

    我會反覆看。

  • I'd watch it long after.

    我看了很久。

  • Um, people could even think that it was I was doing it.

    嗯,人們甚至可以認為是我在做。

  • Ironically, they would just become clear that I was addicted to that Pornography.

    諷刺的是,他們只會清楚地知道,我對那本《色情小說》上癮了。

Chris, you've been very successful.

克里斯,你一直很成功。

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