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  • >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY!

    >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY!

  • WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW."

    歡迎來到 "深夜秀"。

  • I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.

    我是你的主播,史蒂芬-科爾伯特。

  • I HOPE YOU'RE DOING OKAY.

    我希望你沒事。

  • IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.

    很高興見到你。

  • IT HAS BEEN-- IT'S BEEN A ROUGH YEAR.

    這是... 這是一個艱難的一年。

  • HOW ROUGH?

    如何粗糙?

  • WELL, IN THE LAST 24 HOURS, THE BIGGEST STORIES ALL INVOLVE OLD

    在過去的24小時裡,最大的故事都涉及到老

  • MEN CRYING.

    男人們在哭泣:

  • IT'S LIKE BEING AT DENNY'S THE DAY THEY DISCONTINUE THE $6.99

    就像在DENNY'S停售6. 99美元的那天一樣。

  • SUPER SLAM.

    超級大滿貫。

  • THE FIRST WEEPING SEPTUAGENARIAN: PRESIDENT JOE

    第一個流淚的休斯敦人:JOE主席。

  • BIDEN.

    BIDEN:

  • AND IT IS OUR GOOD GRACE THAT HE IS WILLING TO WEEP.

    他願意流淚是我們的恩典。

  • BECAUSE YESTERDAY, THE PRESIDENT

    因為昨天,主席... ...

  • COMMEMORATED THE HEARTBREAKING NUMBER OF AMERICANS WHO HAVE

    悼念人數眾多、令人心碎的美國人。

  • DIED DURING THE PANDEMIC.

    死了期間的PANDEMIC。

  • >> TODAY, WE MARK A TRULY GRIM, HEARTBREAKING MILESTONE,

    >> 今天,我們迎來了一個真正嚴峻的,令人心碎的里程碑。

  • 500,071 DEAD.

    500,071人死亡。

  • THAT'S MORE AMERICANS WHO DIED IN ONE YEAR IN THIS PANDEMIC

    這是更多的美國人誰在一年內死亡在此氾濫。

  • THAN IN WORLD WAR I, WORLD WAR II, AND THE VIETNAM WAR

    比在第一次世界大戰,第二次世界大戰,和越南戰爭中

  • COMBINED.

    合併:

  • >> Stephen: THAT IS A HORRIFYING AND TRAGIC NUMBER THAT WAS

    >> 斯蒂芬:這是一個可怕的和悲劇性的數字,這是

  • COMPLETELY AVOIDABLE, THAT WE COULD ALL SEE COMING, AND WAS

    完全可以避免的,我們都可以看到即將到來的,是

  • CLEARLY THE RESULT OF FAILED LEADERSHIP.

    顯然是上司失敗的結果。

  • AFTER ALL, THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN WAY MORE CASUALTIES IN WORLD

    畢竟,在世界範圍內,會有更多的性愛事件發生

  • WAR II IF PATTON'S SPEECH WENT LIKE THIS:

    第二次世界大戰,如果彭定康的演講是這樣的:

  • >> NOW, I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER THAT NO BASTARD EVER WON A WAR

    >> 現在,我要你們記住,沒有一個混蛋能打贏一場戰爭。

  • BY DYING FOR HIS COUNTRY.

    為國捐軀。

  • SO DON'T LET THE NAZIS DOMINATE YOUR LIFE.

    所以不要讓納粹統治你的生活。

  • THEY'LL BE GONE BY THE SPRING.

    春天他們就會走了。

  • NOW, TAKE THE ADVICE OF MY FAVORITE PILLOW SALESMAN, AND

    現在,採取我最喜歡的枕頭銷售員的建議,和。

  • EAT YOUR BLEACH.

    吃你的BLEACH。

  • IT'LL GO THROUGH YOU LIKE CRAP THROUGH A GOOSE.

    它會像糞便穿透鵝一樣穿透你。

  • >> Stephen: IT WAS A DEVASTATING, BUT POWERFUL SPEECH

    >> 斯蒂芬:這是一次毀滅性的,但很有力量的演講。

  • BECAUSE OF BIDEN'S WILLINGNESS TO SHARE IN OUR NATIONAL GRIEF

    因為比登願意分擔我們的民族苦難。

  • BY NAMING HIS PERSONAL EXPERIENCE WITH UNIMAGINABLE

    命名他的個人經歷與難以想象的。

  • LOSS.

    損失:

  • IT'S HARD FOOTAGE TO PLAY ON A COMEDY SHOW LIKE THIS, BUT IT'S

    在這樣的喜劇節目上播放很難,但它是。

  • NUTRITIOUS TO THE SOUL TO SEE A PRESIDENT FINALLY FACING OUR

    看到一個總統終於面對我們的靈魂,這對靈魂是有營養的。

  • EMOTIONAL REALITY.

    情感現實。

  • AND IT'S REFRESHING.

    而且它是令人振奮的。

  • BECAUSE THE PREVIOUS GUY'S EMOTIONAL RANGE RAN THE GAMUT

    因為前一個傢伙的情感範圍超過了GAMUT。

  • FROM ANGRY TO HANGRY.

    從生氣到生氣。

  • TO PUT THE MONUMENTAL LOSS HE WAS ADDRESSING INTO PERSPECTIVE,

    把他正在解決的單項損失放到視野中去。

  • THE U.S. HAS ABOUT 4% OF THE WORLD'S POPULATION AND RECORDED

    美國的人口約佔世界人口的4%,並且記錄在案。

  • 25% OF THE COVID CASES AND 20% OF THE FATALITIES.

    25%的COVID案例和20%的死亡案例。

  • IF A RESTAURANT HAD THE HEALTH RECORD THE UNITED STATES DOES,

    如果一家餐館有健康記錄,美國就有。

  • THE LETTER GRADE OUT FRONT WOULD BE "NOT AVAILABLE-- INSPECTOR

    前面的字母等級是 "不可用-------------------------檢查員

  • DEVOURED BY RATS."

    被老鼠吃了。"

  • BUT DESPITE THE HISTORY OF BADNESS, THERE ARE REASONS FOR

    但是,儘管有壞事的歷史,但還是有原因的。

  • HOPE.

    希望:

  • THE VACCINATIONS ARE SPEEDING UP.

    疫苗接種的速度加快了。

  • AND, YESTERDAY, WE LEARNED ANOTHER ONE IS ABOUT TO COME ON

    今天,我們又得知另一個人要來了。

  • THE MARKET, BECAUSE JOHNSON & JOHNSON ANNOUNCED IT CAN

    市場,因為JOHNSON & JOHNSON宣佈它可以。

  • PROVIDE 20 MILLION VACCINE DOSES BY LATE MARCH.

    在3月底之前提供2000萬劑疫苗。

  • THAT IS SUCH GREAT NEWS, I COULD CRY!

    這是如此巨大的新聞,我可以哭了!

  • BUT I KNOW JOHNSON & JOHNSON HAS A STRICT POLICY OF "NO MORE

    但我知道JOHNSON & JOHNSON有一個嚴格的政策 "沒有更多的"。

  • TEARS."

    淚。"

  • OH, AND THERE'S MORE GOOD NEWS: THE SEVEN-DAY AVERAGE NUMBER OF

    哦,還有更多的好消息。七天的平均數量為:

  • CASES IS DOWN 75%, DAILY HOSPITAL ADMISSION RATE DROPPED

    病例減少75%,每天的醫院入院率下降。

  • 60%, AND IN THE PAST WEEK, DEATHS HAVE DROPPED NEARLY 39%.

    60%,而在過去的一週,死亡人數下降了近39%。

  • THAT IS WONDERFUL-- IF YOU IGNORE THE FACT THAT THESE

    如果你忽略了這些人的事實,那就太美妙了。

  • NUMBERS ARE COMPARABLE TO LAST SUMMER'S PEAK.

    數字與去年夏天的峰值相比。

  • ALL RIGHT!

    好吧!

  • WE'RE BACK WHERE WE WERE WHEN WE THOUGHT IT COULDN'T GET ANY

    我們又回到了我們以為不會再發生的地方

  • WORSE, BUT WE WERE WRONG!

    更糟糕的是,但我們錯了!

  • WOO-HOO!

    嗚呼!

  • JIMMY, HIT THE FIREWORKS!

    JIMMY,打火機!

  • YEEEEAH.

    YEEEEAH。

  • ICA BOOM!

    ICA BOOM!

  • I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE BANKING DOWN MY ENTHUSIASM.

    我不是唯一的一個銀行我的愛好。

  • APPARENTLY, THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION ITSELF HAS

    顯然,比登行政當局本身已經

  • REFUSED TO PUBLICLY CELEBRATE THE PROGRESS WE'RE MAKING

    拒絕公開慶祝我們正在取得的進展。

  • BECAUSE THEY FEAR "IT WILL PROMPT PANDEMIC-WEARY

    因為他們害怕 "會引發氾濫成災"。

  • AMERICANS TO RELAX TOO SOON."

    美國人要放鬆太早。"

  • ( AS BIDEN ) "DON'T LET YOUR GUARD DOWN,

    "不要讓你的衛兵倒下

  • JACK!

    傑克!

  • OL' CORONA COULD JUST BE PLAYIN' POSSUM!

    OL' CORONA可能只是在玩POSSUM!

  • OKAY?

    好嗎?

  • THE BOTTOM OF THE TRASH CAN, YOU THINK IT'S A DEAD RAT, THEN IT

    在垃圾桶的底部,你認為它是一隻死老鼠,然後它。

  • JUMPS UP AND GRABS YOU BY THE EARS.

    撲上去抓住你的耳朵。

  • THEY GOT OPPOSABLE THUMBS!

    他們得到了OPPOSABLE拇指!

  • START BURROWING IN YOUR EYE SOCKET!

    開始在你的眼袋裡挖錢吧!

  • ANYWAY, STOP, DROP, AND ROLL-- DON'T DO DRUGS.

    無論如何,停止,下降,並滾 - 不要做毒品。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) READING IS FUNDAMENTAL.

    閱讀是基礎。

  • ONLY DOPES DO DOPE."

    只有吸毒者才會吸毒。"

  • LAUGH ONE OF THOSE IS APPLICABLE.

    笑其中一個是適用的。

  • THE POINT IS, I KNOW IT'S BEEN ALMOST A YEAR, BUT WE CAN'T LET

    重點是,我知道已經過了一年了,但我們不能放任不管

  • UP NOW.

    現在就起來。

  • AND SOMEBODY OUGHT TO TELL THAT TO NEW YORK GOVERNOR AND MAN

    有人要把這話告訴紐約州的州長和市民。

  • JUST DARING YOU TO PULL HIS FINGER, ANDREW CUOMO.

    只是怕你拉他的手指,安德魯・庫莫。

  • BECAUSE, YESTERDAY, THE GOVERNOR ANNOUNCED THAT, FOR THE FIRST

    因為,昨天,州長宣佈,這是第一次

  • TIME IN NEARLY A YEAR, MOVIE THEATERS IN NEW YORK CITY WILL

    在近一年的時間裡,紐約市的電影院將會

  • BE PERMITTED TO OPEN.

    獲准開業。

  • IT'S ALL PART OF CUOMO'S NEW COVID RESPONSE PLAN, "OPERATION:

    這都是CUOMO新的COVID反應計劃 "行動 "的一部分。

  • PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT THE NURSING HOME THING."

    請不要再談什麼養老院的事了。"

  • ( AS CUOMO ) "I WAS A MEME!

    (作為CUOMO)"我是一個MEME!

  • REMEMBER?

    記得嗎?

  • DO I HAVE A NIPPLE RING OR DON'T I?

    我到底有沒有乳環?

  • WHERE ARE MY CUOMOSEXUALS AT?" NOW, I AM NOT A PUBLIC HEALTH

    我的CUOMOSEXUALS在哪裡?"現在,我不是一個公共衛生

  • EXPERT, NOR DO I RUN A MOVIE THEATER, BUT THIS SOUNDS

    專家,我也不經營電影院,但這聽起來。

  • QUESTIONABLE TO ME.

    對我來說是有疑問的。

  • THE WHOLE REASON CASES ARE GOING DOWN IS THAT WE'RE NOT DOING

    案件減少的主要原因是我們沒有做什麼

  • THINGS LIKE GOING TO THE MOVIES.

    像去電影院的事情。

  • BUT IT'S HARDLY WORTH IT JUST TO BE COMPLETELY CONFUSED BY

    但這是非常值得的,只是為了完全迷惑於。

  • "TENET" ON THE BIG SCREEN!

    "TENET "在大屏幕上!

  • OF COURSE, THE GOVERNOR PROMISES THERE WILL BE PRECAUTIONS.

    當然,總督保證會有預防措施。

  • FOR INSTANCE, THE THEATERS WILL ONLY BE PERMITTED TO OPERATE AT

    暫時,劇院只允許在以下時間段內營業

  • 25% OF THEIR MAXIMUM CAPACITY, WITH NO MORE THAN 50 PEOPLE PER

    其最大能力的25%,每個人不超過50人。

  • SCREENING.

    篩選:

  • SO, IF YOU WANT TO SEE THE NEW LIAM NEESON MOVIE "MARKSMAN,"

    所以,如果你想看利亞姆-尼森的新電影 "MARKSMAN "的話

  • YOU SHOULD BE SAFE.

    你應該是安全的。

  • BRING 49 FRIENDS.

    帶上49個朋友。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) ARE YOU A BIG FAN?

    你是一個大風扇?

  • ARE YOU A BIG MAN.

    你是個大人物嗎?

  • ARE YOU LOOKED FORWARD TO SEEING "MARKSMAN"?

    你期待看到 "MARKSMAN "嗎?

  • YOU'RE AFRAID LIAM IS GOING TO BE MAD ABOUT THE JOKE.

    你害怕利亞姆會因為這個笑話而生氣。

  • LIAM AND I ARE FRIENDS.

    利亞姆和我是朋友。

  • YOU CAN'T TELL FROM THAT JOKE, BUT WE'RE FRIENDS!

    你不能從這個笑話中看出,但我們是朋友!

  • HE DOESN'T WRITE THEM.

    他不寫這些。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) HEHE HAS A CERTAIN SET OF SKILLS

    他有一套特定的技能。

  • THEY DO NOT INVOLVE WRITING MOVIES.

    他們不涉及寫電影。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) IN ADDITION, MASKS WILL BE

    此外,面具也將是。

  • MANDATORY, AND THEATERS WILL BE REQUIRED TO HAVE ENHANCED AIR

    強制要求,劇院將被要求有更好的空氣質量

  • FILTRATION SYSTEMS.

    過濾系統:

  • AND YOU'D BETTER HOPE THESE PRECAUTIONS WORK, BECAUSE TESTS

    而且你最好希望這些預防措施有效,因為測試中

  • FOR THE CORONAVIRUS WILL NOT BE REQUIRED.

    對於冠狀病毒將不需要。

  • IT EXPLAINS THE UPDATE TO THEIR LITTLE SONG:

    它解釋了更新到他們的小歌。

  • LET'S ALL GO TO THE HOSPITAL

    讓我們一起去醫院。

  • AND HAVE THE DOC SWAB OUR SPITTLE

    並讓醫生擦拭我們的口水。

  • LET'S ALL GO TO THE HOSPITAL

    讓我們一起去醫院。

  • BECAUSE WE WATCHED "THE CROODS" ♪

    因為我們看了 "CROODS"

  • >> Stephen: DESPITE THE ENHANCED RISK, THE GOVERNOR MADE IT CLEAR

    >> 斯蒂芬:儘管風險加大,但總督還是說得很清楚。

  • THAT MOVIE THEATER EMPLOYEES ARE NOT YET ELIGIBLE FOR THE

    電影院的員工還沒有資格參加電影院的工作。

  • COVID-19 VACCINE.

    COVID-19 疫苗。

  • SO, THEY'RE GOING TO WANT TO USE A LOT OF PURELL.

    所以,他們會想使用大量的PURELL。

  • OR THE POPCORN TOPPING.

    或者爆米花澆頭。

  • THAT WILL EVENTUALLY KILL EVERYTHING IT TOUCHES.

    這將最終殺死它所接觸的一切。

  • THIS STORY UNDERLINES THE FUNDAMENTAL INEQUITY IN

    這個故事說明了《公約》中的基本不平等現象。

  • DISTRIBUTING VACCINES IN THIS COUNTRY.

    在本國分發疫苗;

  • FOR INSTANCE, ACCORDING TO THE C.D.C., BLACK PEOPLE AND LATINOS

    迄今為止,根據中央直屬機關的規定,黑人和拉美裔人

  • ARE THREE TIMES MORE LIKELY TO BE HOSPITALIZED AND TWICE AS

    住院的可能性比一般人高出三倍,而且是一般人的兩倍。

  • LIKELY TO DIE FROM THE VIRUS, BUT BLACK AND LATINO AMERICANS

    黑人和拉丁美洲人很可能會死於病毒,但黑人和拉丁美洲人也可能會死於病毒。

  • ARE BEING VACCINATED AT LOWER RATES.

    正在以較低的速度接種疫苗。

  • SO THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING

    所以加州政府決定採取一些行動

  • ABOUT THAT.

    關於這一點。

  • THAT'S NICE.

    這是很好的。

  • THEY CREATED A PROGRAM WHERE MEMBERS OF UNDER-SERVED

    他們設立了一個計劃,讓服務不足的人的成員在這個計劃中得到幫助。

  • COMMUNITIES WOULD BE THE ONLY ONES ALLOWED TO MAKE CERTAIN

    只有社區才能獲准作出決定。

  • VACCINATION APPOINTMENTS USING SPECIAL ACCESS CODES PROVIDED TO

    使用提供的特殊訪問代碼進行的疫苗接種預約。

  • COMMUNITY ORGANIZATIONS.

    社區組織:

  • AND IF YOU USE THE CODE "UP, UP, DOWN, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT,

    如果你使用代碼 "UP,UP,DOWN,DOWN,LEFT,RIGHT,LEFT"。

  • RIGHT, B., A., START," YOU GET A VACCINE APPOINTMENT AND THE

    右邊,B.,A.,開始,"你得到了一個疫苗預約,並在。

  • FEATHER THAT MAKES YOU FLY.

    讓你飛翔的教具。

  • THIS IS AN EQUITABLE SYSTEM PROMOTING FAIRNESS, SO

    這是一個促進公平的系統,所以......。

  • NATURALLY, LOS ANGELES' WEALTHY ARE NABBING THE SECRET VACCINE

    自然而然,洛杉磯的富豪們都在搶奪祕密疫苗。

  • APPOINTMENT CODES FROM MINORITY COMMUNITIES.

    少數民族社區的任用守則:

  • IT'S ALL CHRONICLED IN THE NEW SERIES, "THE REAL ASS WIPES OF

    這一切都在新的系列中被記錄下來,"真正的屁股擦拭"。

  • BEVERLY HILLS."

    貝利山莊。"

  • ONTO THE NEXT CRYING OLD MAN, ATTORNEY GENERAL NOMINEE, AND

    下一個哭泣的老人,總檢察長提名人,以及。

  • MAN DESCRIBING HIS INVISIBLE RABBIT FRIEND, MERRICK GARLAND,

    男人描述他那看不見的兔子朋友,梅里克・加蘭德。

  • WHO VOWS TO TARGET WHITE SUPREMACISTS AS ATTORNEY

    誰發誓要以律師身份打擊白人至上主義者?

  • GENERAL.

    一般情況:

  • AND FOR A CHANGE, IT'S NOT TO GIVE THEM MEDALS OF FREEDOM.

    改變一下,這不是給他們的自由勳章。

  • GARLAND ALREADY HAS A LIFETIME APPOINTMENT AS A FEDERAL JUDGE,

    加蘭德已經有了終身的聯邦法官的任命。

  • BUT HE'S GIVING THAT UP TO BE ATTORNEY GENERAL, AND YESTERDAY,

    但他放棄了做總檢察長的機會,而且今天。

  • HE TEARFULLY EXPLAINED WHY.

    他淚流滿面地解釋了原因。

  • >> I COME FROM A FAMILY WHERE MY GRANDPARENTS FLED ANTI-SEMITISM

    >> 我來自一個家庭,我的祖父母在那裡開了反猶太主義的玩笑。

  • AND PERSECUTION.

    酷刑和懲罰:

  • THE COUNTRY TOOK US IN-- AND PROTECTED US.

    國家接納了我們... 並保護了我們。

  • AND I FEEL AN OBLIGATION TO THE COUNTRY TO PAY BACK, AND THIS IS

    我覺得有義務對國家還錢,這是

  • THE HIGHEST, BEST USE OF MY OWN SET OF SKILLS TO PAY BACK.

    最高,最好的利用我自己的技能集來償還。

  • >> Stephen: THAT'S WHAT WE'VE COME TO IN THIS COUNTRY: THE

    >> 這就是我們在這個國家的情況:

  • GRANDSON OF PEOPLE WHO FLED GENOCIDE IS PROMISING TO SAVE

    逃離滅絕種族罪的人的孫子承諾要救人

  • OUR COUNTRY FROM WHITE SUPREMACISTS.

    我們的國家從白人至上主義者那裡。

  • AND THEY'RE NOT GOING TO BE HARD TO FIND.

    而且它們也不難找到。

  • JOSH HAWLEY IS SITTING RIGHT ACROSS THE ROOM FROM HIM.

    我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說,我是說。

  • SPEAKING OF MOBS OF ANGRY IDIOTS, THIS WEEK IS THE

    說到憤怒的白痴,本週是憤怒的白痴,本週是憤怒的白痴。

  • CONSERVATIVE POLITICAL ACTION CONFERENCE, OR CPAC.

    公民政治行動會議,或CPAC。

  • IT'S A WHO'S WHO OF "WHO NEEDS THAT MANY GUNS IN THEIR REC

    這是一個 "誰需要這麼多槍在他們的錄音室 "的名人錄。

  • ROOM?" OF COURSE, WITH ALL THE CRISES

    房間?"當然,隨著所有的危機。

  • FACING OUR NATION, CONSERVATIVES ARE FOCUSING ON THE MOST

    面對我們的國家,保護主義者們正在關注最重要的問題。

  • PRESSING ISSUE OF ALL: FASCISTS BEING KICKED OFF OF TWITTER.

    壓迫性問題的所有。FASCISTS被踢出TWITTER。

  • THIS YEAR'S THEME IS "AMERICA UNCANCELED."

    今年的主題是 "美國無敵"。

  • I DIDN'T KNOW AMERICA WAS CANCELED!

    我不知道美國被取消了!

  • ALTHOUGH, I'M NOT SURPRISED.

    雖然,我並不驚訝。

  • THE LAST SEASON WAS PRETTY UNBELIEVABLE.

    上一季是非常不可思議的。

  • A PANDEMIC AND NAZIS?

    磐石和納粹?

  • OKAY, PICK ONE.

    好吧,選一個。

  • WE'VE JUMPED THE SHARK.

    我們已經跳過了鯊魚。

  • OOOH, NAZI SHARKS.

    哦,納粹鯊魚。

  • STILL, BETTER THAN LAST YEAR'S CPAC THEME: "GIVING THE FLAG THE

    但比去年的CPAC主題更好:"給旗幟以顏色"。

  • CLAP."

    CLAP。"

  • ACCORDING-- REALLY, REALLY?

    據 - 真的,真的嗎?

  • YOU THINK I'M AFRAID OF OFFENDING THE FLAG?

    你以為我怕冒犯國旗嗎?

  • IS THAT-- OKAY.

    是... ... 好吧。

  • ACCORDING TO CPAC-- I JUST HAVE TO CHECK.

    根據CPAC -- 我只是要檢查。

  • WHEN YOU TURN YOUR BACK ON ME AND WALK AWAY I HAVE TO MAKE

    當你背對著我離開時,我必須要做的是

  • SURE THERE'S A REASON FOR YOU REMOVING YOURSELF FROM THE ROOM.

    你把自己從房間裡趕出來肯定是有原因的。

  • ACCORDING TO CPAC, IT'S TIME TO STAND UP FOR AMERICANS WHOSE

    根據CPAC的說法,現在是時候為美國人站出來了,因為他們的生活方式。

  • VIEWS HAVE GOTTEN THEM "CANCELED."

    觀點已經讓他們 "取消 "了。

  • WHICH IS WHY THEY KICKED THINGS OFF BY CANCELING AN APPEARANCE

    這就是為什麼他們取消了一次露面就把事情拉開了。

  • FROM ONE OF THEIR PANELISTS FOR A HISTORY OF MAKING ANTI-SEMITIC

    他們的一個小組成員對反猶太主義歷史的發言。

  • CLAIMS.

    索賠:

  • GOOD-- CONSERVATIVES DON'T WANT TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH ANYONE

  • LIKE THAT.

    像這樣。

  • IT COULD SULLY THE GOOD NAME OF THE MOB WITH ALUMINUM BATS WHO

    這可能是用鋁製球拍的 MOB 的好名字。

  • TRIED TO MURDER MIKE PENCE.

    試圖謀殺邁克-彭斯。

  • THE CANCELED MAN IN QUESTION IS A RAPPER NAMED YOUNG PHARAOH,

    問題中被取消的人是一個叫楊-法拉奧的強姦犯。

  • WHO WAS PULLED FROM THE LINEUP AFTER JOURNALISTS POINTED OUT

    在記者指出後,誰被從隊伍中拉出來?

  • HIS RECORD OF PUBLICLY REJECTING THE EXISTENCE OF

    他公開反對存在的記錄是:

  • JUDAISM OUTRIGHT.

    JUDAISM OUTRIGHT。

  • OKAY, PRETTY BOLD STANCE TO REJECT THE EXISTENCE OF THE

    好吧,漂亮大膽的姿態,拒絕存在的。

  • WORLD'S OLDEST MONOTHEISTIC RELIGION.

    世界上最古老的單神教宗教。

  • THEY'VE BEEN AROUND FOR A WHILE, AND THEY WRITE IT ALL DOWN!

    他們已經在這裡呆了一段時間了,而且他們把這一切都寫下來了!

  • IT'S KIND OF THEIR THING.

    這是一種他們的事情。

  • YOU KNOW WHO COULD TELL YOUNG PHARAOH THAT JUDAISM EXISTS?

    你知道誰能告訴年輕的法老,猶太教存在嗎?

  • OLD PHARAOH!

    老法拉奧!

  • THERE'S A PRETTY FAMOUS OLD BOOK ABOUT IT!

    有一本很有名的老書就是關於它的!

  • THERE'S EVEN A NEW BOOK ABOUT IT!

    甚至還有一本關於它的新書!

  • CPAC APPARENTLY HADN'T KNOWN ABOUT YOUNG PHARAOH'S HISTORY OF

    CPAC顯然不知道年輕的法老的歷史。

  • ANTI-SEMITISM, AND CALLED HIS VIEWS "REPREHENSIBLE," SAYING

    反猶太主義,並稱他的觀點是 "可預見的",說:

  • THEY HAVE "NO HOME WITH THEIR CONFERENCE."

    他們沒有 "家與他們的會議。"

  • YES, CONSERVATIVES WOULD NEVER DOUBT THE EXISTENCE OF JEWISH

    是的,保守派不會懷疑猶太人的存在。

  • PEOPLE.

    人。

  • OTHERWISE, WHO'S OPERATING THE SPACE LASER?

    否則,誰在操作空間激光器?

  • SPEAKING OF SPACE, IT'S TIME FOR "SPACE NEWS: MARS EDITION."

    說到太空,是時候 "太空新聞:火星版。"

  • IT'S BEEN A BIG WEEK FOR SPACE.

    本週對太空來說是重要的一週。

  • ON THURSDAY, NASA SUCCESSFULLY LANDED THE PERSEVERANCE ROVER ON

    週四,美國宇航局成功地將 "永恆號 "降落在了地球上。

  • MARS.

    火星:

  • AND YESTERDAY, THEY DROPPED THE HOT FOOTAGE.

    而今天,他們丟掉了熱鏡頭。

  • LOOK AT THAT I HAD-DEF!

    看看我有 -def!

  • MAN THE FIRST INTERPLANETARY LANDING IN FULL COLOR!

    人類首次跨行星登陸全綵!

  • THE RED AND WHITE PARACHUTE, JUST LIKE THE APOLLO MISSIONS--

    紅白傘,就像APOLLO任務一樣。

  • BUT IT'S MARS!

    但它是火星!

  • THIS IS SO EXCITING!

    這是如此激動人心!

  • IT'S LIKE I'M THERE!

    就像我在那裡!

  • I CAN ALMOST TASTE MATT DAMON'S POOP POTATOES!

    我幾乎可以嚐到馬特-戴蒙的便便洋芋!

  • AND HERE'S ANOTHER AMAZING SHOT OF THE JET-POWERED SKYCRANE

    這是另一張噴氣式天空飛機的精彩照片。

  • LOWERING THE ROVER DOWN TO THE SURFACE.

    把路虎降到地面上。