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  • Guess who's back Back again in Carmel.

    猜猜誰又回到卡梅爾了?

  • We're so happy to see you, you know, Stormed the capital.

    我們很高興見到你,你知道的,衝進了首都。

  • Learned some lessons.

    吸取了一些教訓。

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • Yeah, You just got swept up in you, right?

    是啊,你只是被捲入了你,對吧?

  • It was just so fun.

    它只是這麼有趣。

  • It was good to be around people again.

    再次與人相處的感覺真好。

  • Now, we all just had a little break.

    現在,我們都剛休息了一下。

  • GMO, the drummer in the band seems to be taking an extended break because does anyone know where GMO is?

    GMO,樂隊裡的鼓手似乎要延長休息時間,因為有人知道GMO在哪裡嗎?

  • Does anybody know?

    有人知道嗎?

  • Hello, me caramel.

    你好,我是焦糖。

  • What have you been?

    你去哪了?

  • Ge?

    Ge?

  • We started the show started.

    我們開始表演了

  • Where you been?

    你去哪了?

  • Sorry, I was I was taken.

    對不起,我是... ...我被帶走了。

  • Mhm.

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • Does everybody remember how you know the Dominion Voting Systems is suing Rudy Giuliani for $1.3 billion?

    大家還記得你是怎麼知道Dominion Voting Systems起訴Rudy Giuliani,索賠13億美元的嗎?

  • Well, after publicly declaring that he was ready for the legal fight, it turns out Giuliani spent a week dodging process servers who were trying to hand him the lawsuit.

    好吧,在公開宣稱他已經做好了打官司的準備後,結果朱利安尼花了一週時間躲避那些試圖把官司交給他的程序員。

  • They had to catch Giuliani and serve him the papers.

    他們必須抓到朱利安尼,給他送文件。

  • This would this should 100% be televised?

    這將這應該是100%的電視直播?

  • This should be a challenge on the amazing race.

    這應該是對驚人比賽的挑戰。

  • Do you think what a fall from Grace Giuliani's had.

    你覺得格蕾絲-朱利安尼的落差有多大。

  • We went from being the president's personal lawyer to basically living out the plot of a Bugs Bunny cartoon.

    我們從總統的私人律師變成了基本生活在兔八哥卡通片的情節中。

  • You know who should be serving?

    你知道應該由誰來服務嗎?

  • Rudy Giuliani.

    魯迪-朱利安尼

  • These papers?

    這些文件?

  • Sasha Baron Cohen.

    Sasha Baron Cohen.

  • Oh, shouldn't he?

    哦,他不應該嗎?

  • Wouldn't it be great if Borat served the papers?

    如果波拉特把文件送達,那不是很好嗎?

  • Yes.

    是的,我知道

  • What were you doing?

    你在做什麼?

  • A borrow impression, then, Rob, That was huge.

    借來的印象,那麼,羅布,這是巨大的。

  • Jared, go and give us your borrow.

    傑瑞德,去把你的借據給我們。

  • I said, Well, I had a job.

    我說,嗯,我有一份工作。

  • I said you could get live.

    我說過,你可以得到直播。

  • You could get five.

    你可以得到五個。

  • I absolutely.

    我絕對。

  • Jared's not in the studio very much.

    賈裡德不常去工作室

  • He's just in today because we're playing a game later in the show, which came out.

    他今天之所以來,是因為我們稍後要玩一個遊戲,這個遊戲出來了。

  • I love this.

    我喜歡這個。

  • Relaxed, very relaxed.

    放鬆,非常放鬆。

  • Absolutely, Absolutely.

    絕對的,絕對的。

  • Love it.

    我愛它

  • It's sort of You're like, you look like a kind of listen a J crew model.

    這有點像你,你看起來像一種 聽一個J船員模型。

  • This is the first time I've left my house in six months.

    這是我半年來第一次離開家。

  • So I'm just gonna lean in.

    所以,我只是要靠在。

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • Lean in, man.

    靠過來,夥計。

  • Get you a drink or anything.

    給你拿杯酒什麼的。

  • You're good.

    你是好樣的

  • I'm good.

    我很好

  • No, I think I'm all right.

    不,我想我很好。

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • He looks like the cool English teacher on the first nice day of the year, where he's like, you know what?

    他看起來就像一個酷酷的英語老師 在今年的第一個好日子裡,他就像,你知道嗎?

  • Let's have class outside.

    我們去外面上課吧。

  • Yes, that's exactly who it is.

    是的,就是這樣的人。

  • Some scientific news for you.

    一些科學新聞給你。

  • A new study says that talking on the phone for just 10 minutes can make you feel up to 20% less lonely.

    一項新的研究稱,在電話中交談10分鐘就能讓你減少20%的孤獨感。

  • And if you do it right a half an hour later, dominoes will bring you a pizza.

    如果你做對了,半小時後,多米諾骨牌會給你帶來一份披薩。

  • Now, amazing.

    現在,驚人的。

  • You feel less lonely.

    你覺得不那麼孤獨了。

  • That is, of course, once you get over the initial rage, you feel when someone actually calls you on the phone, 10 minutes on the phone can make you feel less lonely.

    當然,也就是說,當你克服了最初的憤怒,當有人真的給你打電話時,你會覺得,10分鐘的電話可以讓你感覺不那麼孤獨。

  • And if you happen to be on the phone with my dad, it can make you feel a lot more knowledgeable about the weather in Buckingham Shit.

    如果你碰巧和我爸通了電話,可以讓你覺得對白金漢屎的天氣更瞭解。

  • This is true, though the researchers say that loneliness decreases even more if you are in control of the conversation.

    這是事實,不過研究人員表示,如果你能控制談話,孤獨感會減少得更多。

  • Do you agree with that in?

    你同意這一點在?

  • How do I say I feel great?

    如何說我感覺很好?

  • I don't feel lonely at all.

    我一點也不覺得寂寞。

  • Scientists have just discovered a gene that plays a key role in whether or not newlyweds will be good long term partners.

    科學家們剛剛發現了一種基因,它對新婚夫婦是否會成為好的長期伴侶起著關鍵作用。

  • Gene, of course, is the name of your wife's Pilates instructor.

    吉恩,當然,是你妻子的普拉提教練的名字。

  • Apparently, people with a specific form of this gene are more grateful, trusting, forgiving and open to parties that GMOs house.

    顯然,具有這種基因的特定形式的人更感激,信任,寬容和開放的聚會,轉基因生物房子。

  • And we wanted to show you this a woman in Michigan was on Google Earth looking at the Trinity Islands down near Australia, and she was surprised to find an island that looks like see for yourselves.

    我們想給大家看一下,密歇根州的一位女士在谷歌地球上尋找澳洲附近的三一群島,她驚訝地發現一個島嶼,看起來就像你們自己看。

  • When asked what she was doing on Google her, the woman replied, Honestly, looking for Penis shapes.

    當被問及她在谷歌她上做什麼時,該女子回答說,老實說,在找Penis形狀。

  • And look at that talk about a private island.

    再看看說到私人島嶼。

  • The island is 1500 ft long, and that's that's cold water down.

    島上有1500英尺長,那是那是冷水下來的。

  • I know it looks beautiful, but live on that island is actually semi hard.

    我知道它看起來很美,但住在那個島上其實是半硬的。

  • Here's a funny story from right here in California, a woman received her new driver's license in the mail, but this was the photograph that the DMV included in her I.

    這裡有一個有趣的故事,就在加州,一個女人收到了她的新駕照的郵件,但這是車管所在她的I中附上的照片。

  • D.

    D.

  • They accidentally used a photo they took of her before she removed her mosque.

    他們不小心用了一張她拆除清真寺前拍的照片。

  • The way I see it with this, I don't think it's a bad thing we're all gonna be wearing Mask into 2022.

    在我看來,我不認為這是一件壞事,我們都會戴著面具到2022年。

  • We do need to start identifying each other by our eyebrows.

    我們確實需要開始用眉毛來識別對方。

  • We see the photo again.

    我們再看照片。

  • Look at that, Lauren, Is that you?

    看那,勞倫,是你嗎?

  • 16.

    16.

  • Your eyes are what much sadder.

    你的眼睛是什麼更悲傷。

  • You've got sadder.

    你有更多的悲傷。

  • Yeah, I don't know.

    是啊,我不知道。

  • I think you're alive by comparison.

    相比之下,我覺得你還活著。

  • What?

    什麼?

  • Compared to a still photo compared to its still fight it out.

    與靜止的照片相比,其還是打出來的。

  • Mhm.

  • The United States Postal Service just unveiled the design of its new mail truck, which is expected to hit the road in 2023.

    美國郵政局剛剛公佈了新郵車的設計,預計將於2023年上路。

  • And it was instantly mocked Online.

    而且瞬間就在網上被嘲諷了。

  • Here is here.

    這裡是這裡。

  • That's the truck.

    就是那輛卡車

  • What do you not like this?

    你有什麼不喜歡的?

  • It just looks like a like a duck billed truck.

    它只是看起來像一個像鴨子計價的卡車。

  • But what's wrong with that health care?

    但這保健品有什麼問題呢?

  • I don't think I enjoy found I saw people online.

    我覺得我不喜歡發現我在網上看到的人。

  • I started feeling sorry for the truck.

    我開始為卡車感到難過。

  • Oh, I see saying I looked at the track so someone should spend the best years of their life trying on a limited budget.

    哦,我看到說我看了一下賽道,所以有人應該在有限的預算下,用一生中最好的年華去嘗試。

  • I imagine trying to design a track and then some 18 year old on the inside.

    我想象著想設計一條軌道,然後一些18歲的孩子在裡面。

  • You sucks, bro.

    你很爛,兄弟。

  • What are you doing to try and rejoice that we're doing trying to get a truck cancelled?

    你在做什麼嘗試和歡喜,我們在做試圖讓一輛卡車取消?

  • Because the United States Postal Service they got all that money to redo another truck like, Is that where we're at now?

    因為美國郵政局他們把所有的錢都弄到了重做另一輛卡車上,就像,我們現在就在這裡嗎?

  • I think it's a beautiful truck.

    我認為這是一個美麗的卡車。

  • I don't think the truck needs to be counseled.

    我不認為卡車需要被輔導。

  • You in the truck.

    你在卡車上。

  • It's got big, like it's got the kind of energy like it just saw a picture of all of its friends at a birthday party.

    它的體型很大,就像它有那種能量,就像它剛在生日聚會上看到所有朋友的照片一樣。

  • Without it with it really does.

    沒有它與它真的沒有。

  • It really does feel bad for the truck.

    真的是為卡車感到可惜。

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • There's nothing wrong with that kind of feel that bad.

    這種感覺沒有什麼不好的。

  • Look at it again.

    再看看它。

  • I think that truck is hot.

    我覺得那輛卡車很熱。

  • It's a hot truck.

    這是一輛熱卡車。

  • I think you're wrong.

    我想你錯了

  • If you ask me, that truck looks more like Justin Timberlake than you think.

    如果你問我,那輛卡車看起來比你想象的更像賈斯汀-汀布萊克。

  • Uh huh.

    嗯哼。

  • I don't know why it does, but it does the whole truck.

    我不知道為什麼會這樣,但整輛卡車都會這樣。

  • There's a new addition to the fast food chicken sandwich wards Taco Bell have just announced it will be coming out with a crispy chicken sandwich.

    快餐雞肉三明治領域又有新成員了,塔可鍾剛剛宣佈將推出一款脆皮雞肉三明治。

  • Taco here is here.

    塔可在這裡是這裡。

  • It's marinated in jalapeno buttermilk fried with a crispy tortilla coating and served with creamy chipotle sauce.

    它是用墨西哥辣椒牛乳醃製的,用酥脆的玉米餅塗層炸過,再配上奶油辣椒醬。

  • Can we be too?

    我們也可以嗎?

  • Aren't we over?

    我們不是結束了嗎?

  • Are we done with chicken Now?

    我們現在吃完雞肉了嗎?

  • I want I want to eat that.

    我想我想吃那個。

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • Cheap saying I'm not gonna try it.

    小氣的說我不會去嘗試。

  • Yeah, on a cheat day on a cheat day over a garbage can alone in a car wash.

    是啊,在一個偷情的日子裡,在一個偷情的日子裡,在一個垃圾桶上,獨自在洗車場。

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • You know where you'll find me eating that in a car wash, crying?

    你知道在哪裡可以找到我在洗車場哭著吃那個嗎?

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • They're gonna send them to us for free and we'll be all Pius walking by him in the office kitchen like No, thanks.

    他們會免費寄給我們,我們就會像皮烏斯一樣在辦公室的廚房裡走來走去,說不用了,謝謝。

  • I'm not.

    我沒有

  • That's the old me.

    這就是以前的我。

  • I'm not meet.

    我不滿足。

  • We'll meet in the restrooms.

    我們在洗手間見面

  • Yeah, and eat them like we're doing heroin.

    是啊,吃他們就像我們在做海洛因。

  • Were out with the filet of fish is right now you use them yet?

    我們在外面的魚片是現在你用他們嗎?

  • The coupons all expired on New Year's.

    優惠券都是在過年的時候到期的。

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • No.

    不知道

  • Yeah, and I'm sorry.

    是的,我很抱歉。

  • We still got bucket hats, though.

    不過我們還是有斗笠的。

  • They say Philip officially in McDonald's sent Ian.

    他們說菲利普正式在麥當勞派伊恩。

  • What was it?

    什麼事?

  • 30 33.

    30 33.

  • Filet coupons for 30 filet of fish and two filet of fish bucket hats.

    30張魚片券和兩頂魚片斗笠。

  • And the coupons have expired.

    而優惠券已經過期了。

  • So now all we've got is to fillet of fish bucket hats, which is better than we were a year ago, baby.

    所以,現在我們要做的就是把魚鬥帽切成片,這比一年前要好,寶貝。

  • Mhm, mhm.

    嗯,嗯。

Guess who's back Back again in Carmel.

猜猜誰又回到卡梅爾了?

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