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  • Valentine's Day is coming up.

    情人節快到了。

  • But is the romance even still alive?

    但是,這段戀情還在嗎?

  • You bet your sweet box of chocolates.

    你打賭,你的甜蜜巧克力盒。

  • It is so kickback.

    它是如此回扣。

  • Strip off your PPE and enjoy a late shows quarry man Tick Valentine's Day tips.

    脫掉你的PPE,享受晚間表演採石人Tick情人節技巧。

  • Just because you and your sweetheart can't be together doesn't mean your drones can't be together.

    你和你的夫妻不能在一起,不代表你的無人機不能在一起。

  • Just remember to keep those frisky flying bots away from power lines, trees and old women's hairdos alone.

    只要記得讓那些活潑的飛行機器人遠離電線、樹木和老婦人的頭髮就可以了。

  • This year, you can still enjoy a nice candle lit dinner.

    今年,你仍然可以享受一頓美好的燭光晚餐。

  • It's romantic and doesn't taste that bad once you get past the wax.

    很浪漫,只要過了蠟,味道就不會那麼差。

  • Plus, if you end up at the hospital, you might meet a nice doctor.

    另外,如果你最後在醫院,你可能會遇到一個好醫生。

  • Feeling lonely slaps, um, googly eyes on a plant and instant company.

    感覺到寂寞的一巴掌,嗯,googly eyes on a plant and instant company。

  • But take things slow.

    但要慢慢來。

  • He's still getting over his divorce.

    他還沒從離婚的陰影中走出來。

  • If you're quarantining with your special, someone spice things up by changing out of your everyday sweatpants and into your erotic crotchless sweatpants.

    如果你正在和你的特別的人隔離,有人通過改變你的日常運動褲,換上你的情色無襠運動褲,來為你的事情加分。

  • Feeling nostalgic for those candy hearts?

    覺得很懷念那些糖果心?

  • Treat yourself.

    對待自己。

  • You deserve it.

    你應該得到它。

  • Maybe even share them with your plant.

    也許還可以和你的工廠分享。

  • You to really seemed to hit it off a dinner.

    你真的似乎打它關閉一個晚餐。

  • Make the night special by sprucing up your own bed with a shower of rose petals.

    用玫瑰花瓣雨來點綴自己的床,讓這個夜晚變得特別。

  • Then do laundry.

    然後洗衣服。

  • Seriously, Wash your sheets.

    說真的,洗你的床單。

  • It's been months.

    已經好幾個月了

  • And who knows?

    誰知道呢?

  • This could be one of the happiest days of your life because maybe you'll finally popped the question.

    這可能是你一生中最幸福的日子之一,因為也許你終於會提出問題了。

  • Yes, yes, 1000 times, Yes, above all.

    是的,是的,1000次,是的,最重要的是。

  • Remember, on this Valentine's Day, there are many ways to be a hero.

    請記住,在這個情人節,有很多方法可以成為英雄。

  • Staying home alone to watch porn can save lives.

    一個人呆在家裡看黃片可以救命。

  • This one's for you first responders.

    這是給你們這些急救人員的。

  • Happy Valentine's Day, I mean.

    我的意思是,情人節快樂。

Valentine's Day is coming up.

情人節快到了。

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    林宜悉 發佈於 2021 年 02 月 28 日
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