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  • >> Stephen: HELLO.

    >> Stephen: HELLO.

  • WELCOME, WELCOME.

    歡迎,歡迎。

  • GATHER AROUND ONE AND ALL.

    聚集在一個人和所有。

  • I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.

    我是你的主播,史蒂芬-科爾伯特。

  • THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE ON THIS NIGHT SO FILLED WITH

    謝謝你這麼多的光臨 在這個夜晚,所以充滿了。

  • DRAMATIC BREAKING NEWS.

    戲劇性的新聞。

  • ♪♪♪ LET'S GET TO THE NUMBER ONE

    "讓我們來談談一號人物吧

  • STORY TRENDING IN AMERICA: MR. POTATO HEAD IS NO LONGER A

    故事在美國的趨勢:先生。洋芋頭不再是一個 "大塊頭"。

  • MISTER.

    MISTER.

  • AGAIN -- AND I'M NATIONAL MONUMENT MAKING THIS UP, THE

    再一次... ...我是國家紀念碑的編造者,這...

  • NUMBER ONE STORY TRENDING IN AMERICA.

    排名第一的故事在美國的趨勢。

  • ARE WE LIVE?

    我們還活著嗎?

  • WHY DIDN'T GO WE LIVE?

    為什麼不走我們的生活?

  • WHY AREN'T WE LIVE?!

    為什麼我們不活了?

  • MR. POTATO HEAD IS NO LONGER A MISTER!

    MR. POTATO HEAD IS NO LONGER A MISTER!POTATO HEAD IS NO LONGER A MISTER!

  • AND NOT, AS I ORIGINALLY ASSUMED, BECAUSE HE FINALLY

    而不是像我最初假設的那樣,因為他終於... ...

  • FINISHED HIS PH.D...

    完成了他的博士... ...

  • HIS POTATO HEAD DOCTORATE.

    他的洋芋頭博士。

  • NO, IT'S BECAUSE HASBRO IS GIVING THE SPUD A GENDER NEUTRAL

    不,那是因為哈斯布羅給了 "洋芋 "一箇中性的性別。

  • NEW NAME: POTATO HEAD.

    新名字:POTATO HEAD.

  • BUT IF IT'S NOT ASSIGNED A GENDER, WHAT BATHROOM WILL IT

    但是,如果沒有指定性別,它將會在哪個浴室裡?

  • USE?pNATURALLY WHEN THIS NEWS HI TWITTER, THE WORLD'S TOP IDIOTS

    USE?pNATURALLY當這個新聞HI TWITTER,世界上的頂級IDIOTS。

  • WEIGHED IN.

    稱重。

  • PIERS MORGAN TWEETED, "WHO WAS ACTUALLY OFFENDED BY MR. POTATO

    PIERS MORGAN在推特上說:"WHO WAS ACTUALLY OFFENDED BY MR.洋芋

  • HEAD BEING MALE?

    頭部是男性?

  • I WANT NAMES.

    我想要名字。

  • THESE WOKE IMBECILES ARE DESTROYING THE WORLD."

    這些醒目的白痴正在毀滅世界。"

  • YES, THEY'RE DESTROYING THE WORLD!

    是的,他們正在毀滅世界!

  • HOW WILL CHILDREN GROW UP WITHOUT A STRONG MALE POTATO

    如果沒有強壯的男性洋芋,孩子們如何成長?

  • ROLE MODEL?

    角色模型?

  • WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE TOTS?

    沒人想到托特族的事嗎?

  • PIERS, I HAVE TO ASK, WHAT PART OF THIS IS INHERENTLY "MALE" TO

    皮爾斯,我必須要問,什麼部分是固有的 "男性",以

  • YOU?

    你呢?

  • I MEAN, TRUE, THE SOFT CURVES DO RESEMBLE MY TORSO, BUT THAT'S

    我的意思是,確實,柔軟的曲線確實很像我的軀幹,但那是...

  • BECAUSE AFTER 11 MONTHS OF PANDEMIC, I'M MOSTLY POTATO

    因為經過11個月的恐慌症,我是個洋芋人

  • MYSELF.

    我自己。

  • SPEAKING OF THE PANDEMIC, I'VE GOT GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS.

    說到氾濫成災,我有好消息和壞消息。

  • THE GOOD NEWS IS SCIENCE.

    好消息是科學。

  • THE BAD NEWS IS EVOLUTION.

    壞消息是進化。

  • I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT IN TONIGHT'S EDITION OF MY "I

    我將在今晚的 "我 "中告訴你一切。

  • REALLY WISH IT WOULD END" SEGMENT, "CATCH A THIRD WAVE:

    真的希望它能結束"環節,"捕捉第三波"。

  • ENDLESS BUMMER."

    無盡的繁華。"

  • ("BEAUTIFUL DREAMER") >> ♪ BEAUTIFUL FEVER

    ("美麗的夢想家")>> 美麗的恐懼。

  • ONE HUNDRED AND THREE.

    一百零三。

  • PLEASE GO AND LICK ALL OF THE ELDERLY

    請去舔所有的老年人

  • SNEEZE ON A DOOR KNOB DON'T VACCINATE

    在門把手上打噴嚏,不要打針

  • BREATHE ME INTO ALL OF YOUR LUNGS

    把我吸入你所有的肺部。

  • I CAN'T WAITTHANK YOU!

    我不能等待 謝謝你!

  • THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

    謝謝你非常多!

  • I'LL BE HERE ALL YEAR!

    我今年都會在這裡!

  • OW!

    嗷!

  • OW OW!

    嗷嗷嗷!

  • OKAY!

    好吧!

  • STOP, STOP!

    停,停!

  • THIS IS BECOMING ABUSIVE NOW!

    這是變的虐待了!

  • OKAY!

    好吧!

  • I'M GOING, I'M GOING!

    我要走了,我要走了!

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: ANIMATORS DON'T

    ( 笑 ) >> 史蒂芬:卡通片不需要。

  • REALIZE I CAN'T SHOOT THAT FAST.

    我知道我不能這麼快就開槍了

  • I'M NOT LEGLESS OVER HERE.

    我不是在這裡沒有腿。

  • >> OW!

    >> 嗷!

  • >> Stephen: I HAVEN'T HIT YOU YET.

    >> 我還沒打你呢。

  • >> BUT YOU'RE GOING TO.

    >> 但你要去。

  • >> Stephen: NO, I'M NOT.

    >> 史蒂芬:不,我不是。

  • EVIE'S HERE.

    EVIE的在這裡。

  • WATCH OUT!

    小心點!

  • IT'S A TOY!

    這是一個玩具!

  • HE CAN'T POKE ANY EYES OUT.

    他不能戳任何眼睛出來。

  • CHRIS HAS GGLES ON.

    克里斯有GGLES上。

  • LOOK AT THAT.

    看看這個。

  • HE'S NO FOOL.

    他不是傻瓜。

  • HE'S GOT GOGGLES ON.

    他有眼鏡。

  • MARK, HOW YOU DOING?

    馬克,你怎麼樣?

  • YOU'VE GOT THE NINJA SKILLS.

    你已經有了忍者技能。

  • CAN YOU CATCH THIS IN MIDAIR?

    你能在空中抓住這個嗎?

  • >> THAT'S VERY IRRESPONSIBLE OF YOU.

    >> 你真是太不負責任了。

  • >> Stephen: I'M VERY IRRESPONSIBLE.

    >> 史蒂芬:我非常不負責任。

  • THIS WILL ALL BE EDIT UTO, NO DOUBT.

    這將是所有編輯UTO,毫無疑問。

  • FIRST UP, THE BAD NEWS -- THE CORONAVIRUS KEEPS EVOLVING

    首先是壞消息 -- -- 蠍子病毒繼續進化。

  • INTO MORE CONTAGIOUS AND DEADLY STRAINS.

    變成更有毒性和致命性的線。

  • FIRST, WE HAD THE BRITISH VARIANT, THEN THE SOUTH AFRICAN

    首先,我們有英國的變種,然後是南非的變種

  • VARIANT, THE BRAZILIAN, THE CALIFORNIAN.

    變種人,巴西人,加州人。

  • OF COURSE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO TRAVEL THE WORLD TO GET THESE.

    當然,你不需要到世界各地去找這些東西。

  • THEY'RE ALL AVAILABLE AT DISNEY'S NEW THEME PARK:

    它們都可以在迪斯尼的新主題公園使用。

  • EP-COUGH.

    EP -COUGH。

  • WELL, NOW SCIENTISTS HAVE FOUND A NEW CORONAVIRUS VARIANT IN NEW

    好了,現在科學家們在新發現了一種新的冠狀病毒變種。

  • YORK CITY.

    YORK CITY.

  • IT'S A LOT LIKE REGULAR COVID, BUT ONCE IT'S IN YOUR BODY, IT

    它很像常規的COVID,但一旦它在你的身體,它的。

  • GENTRIFIES YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM UNTIL EVEN THE WHITE BLOOD CELLS

    培養您的免疫系統,直到白血球為止。

  • CAN'T AFFORD TO STAY.

    無法承受住。

  • THE NEW STRAIN WASN'T JUST DISCOVERED HERE, RESEARCHERS

    研究人員發現,新菌種並不只是在這裡發現的。

  • BELIEVE IT IS "HOME-GROWN, PRESUMABLY IN NEW YORK."

    相信它是 "在紐約本土種植的"

  • SURE, NEW YORKERS DEMAND THAT THEIR VIRUS BE LOCALLY-SOURCED,

    當然,紐約人要求他們的病毒是在地生產的。

  • FARM TO TABLE, SUBWAY TO LUNGS.

    從農場到餐桌,從地鐵到肺部。

  • YOU DON'T WANT ONE OF THOSE "BRIDGE AND TUNNEL" VIRUSES.

    你不會想要那種 "橋樑和隧道 "病毒的。

  • RESEARCHERS SAY THE NEW STRAIN IS MORE CONTAGIOUS AND MAY CAUSE

    研究人員稱,新的病原體更具有傳染性,可能會導致。

  • MORE SEVERE DISEASE.

    更嚴重的病症。

  • IF YOU CAN GET IT HERE IT WILL BE MUCH MORE SEVERE

    如果你能得到它在這裡,它將會更嚴重的。

  • WORSE THAN THE FLU NEW YORK, NEW-- ♪

    比流感更糟糕的紐約,新 -

  • (COUGH) DESPITE ALL THE NEW VARIANTS,

    儘管所有的新變種。

  • THERE IS GOOD NEWS.

    有一個好消息。

  • YESTERDAY, THE F.D.A. ANNOUNCED THAT JOHNSON & JOHNSON'S NEW

    昨天,美國聯邦藥物管理局宣佈,約翰遜和約翰遜的新

  • COVID-19 VACCINE IS SAFE AND EFFECTIVE, AND ONLY REQUIRES A

    COVID-19 疫苗是安全有效的,而且只需要在醫生的指導下使用。

  • SINGLE DOSE.

    單劑量。

  • YOU ONLY NEED ONE SHOT?

    你只需要一槍?

  • THAT MUST BE A REALLY POWERFUL INJECTION.

    這一定是一個非常強大的注射。

  • AND, I'M BEING TOLD WE HAVE FOOTAGE OF THE FIRST RECIPIENT:

    而且,我被告知,我們有第一個收件人的鏡頭。

  • ( CRYING ) ( GASPING )

    (哭) (喘氣)。

  • >> IF YOU'RE ALL RIGHT, THEN SAY SOMETHING.

    >> 如果你是對的,那就說點什麼吧。

  • >> CAN I GO TO A RESTAURANT NOW?

    >> 我現在可以去餐廳嗎?

  • >> STEPHEN: SO, THE VACCINES ARE WORKING.

    >> 疫苗起作用了。

  • THE NEXT CHALLENGE IS TO GET PEOPLE TO TAKE THEM, BECAUSE

    下一個挑戰是要讓人們接受它們,因為。

  • ACCORDING TO ONE RECENT POLL, ABOUT ONE IN THREE AMERICANS SAY

    根據最近的一項民意調查,大約三分之一的美國人說,"我的意思是說,我是一個很好的人。

  • THEY DEFINITELY OR PROBABLY WON'T GET THE COVID-19 VACCINE.

    他們肯定或可能不會得到COVID -19疫苗。

  • YES, A THIRD OF AMERICANS ARE TOO CONCERNED ABOUT THE HEALTH

    是的,三分之一的美國人過於擔心健康問題。

  • IMPLICATIONS TO GET A VACCINE, BUT THEY'LL LINE UP FOR ARBY'S

    暗示要去打疫苗,但他們會排隊去打阿比的。

  • NEW MEAT MOUNTAIN.

    新肉山。

  • ARBY'S!

    ARBY'S!

  • WE HAVE -- NO SHAME!

    我們有 - 沒有羞恥感!

  • ( LAUGHTER ) TODAY, IN ORDER TO GET MORE

    (笑)今天,為了得到更多。

  • PEOPLE TO TAKE VACCINES, THE AD COUNCIL LAUNCHED A NEW

    人們打針疫苗的時候,助理理事會發起了一項新的計劃。

  • CAMPAIGN.

    CAMPAIGN:

  • IT TAKES A LOOK: >> AS THE COVID-19 VACCINES

    它採取了一個看。>> 隨著COVID-19疫苗的問世。

  • BECOME AVAILABLE, YOU MIGHT BE ASKING YOURSELF, SHOULD I GET

    成為可用的,你可能會問自己,我是否應該得到。

  • IT?

    IT?

  • AND IF I DO, WILL I GO ABOUT LIFE WITHOUT PUTTING MY FAMILY

    如果我這麼做了,我還能不把家人放在眼裡嗎?

  • AT RISK?

    風險?

  • YOU'VE GOT QUESTIONS, AND THAT'S NORMAL.

    你有問題,這很正常。

  • THE FACT IS, THE VACCINES ARE SAFE AND EFFECTIVE.

    事實是,疫苗是安全和有效的。

  • THEY'RE GOING TO SAVE LIVES.

    他們要去拯救生命。

  • BECAUSE GETTING BACK TO THE MOMENTS WE MISS STARTS WITH

    因為要回到我們所懷念的時刻,就得先從

  • GETTING INFORMED.

    獲取信息。

  • IT'S UP TO YOU.

    這取決於你。

  • >> STEPHEN: IT'S A NICE SENTIMENT, BUT "IT'S UP TO YOU"

    >> 這是個不錯的想法,但 "這取決於你"

  • IS WHY WE HAVE THIS PROBLEM.

    這就是為什麼我們有這個問題。

  • WE NEED EVERYONE TO GET THE VACCINE.

    我們需要每個人都得到 疫苗。

  • HOW ABOUT SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE FORCEFUL AND HONEST, LIKE

    不如來點更有力和更誠實的,比如說

  • "DON'T KILL GRANDMA!", OR "NO ONE HAS POLIO-- CAN YOU

    "不要殺奶奶!",或 "沒有人有政治 - 你能。

  • GUESS WHY?" IN O.G. CORONAVIRUS NEWS, THE

    猜猜為什麼?"在O.G. CORONAVIRUS新聞中,The

  • CHINESE GOVERNMENT CAUSED A STIR RECENTLY WHEN THEY ROLLED OUT

    中國政府最近推出的 "中國製造 "引起了轟動。

  • THEIR ANAL SWAB CORONAVIRUS TEST.

    他們的肛門拭子冠狀病毒測試。

  • THERE WERE ALWAYSABLE GASUPS IN THIS ROOM WHEN I READ THAT.

    當我讀到這句話的時候,這個房間裡總是會有氣喘吁吁的感覺。

  • SEEMS LIKE AN INDIRECT WAY TO GET TO THE NOSE.

    似乎是一個直接的方式來獲得的鼻子。

  • EXACTLY HOW LONG ARE THOSE Q-TIPS?

    這些Q-TIPS到底有多長?

  • THE CHINESE CLAIM THAT THE ANAL SWABS ARE MORE ACCURATE, BUT

    中國人聲稱安氏篩查儀更準確,但。

  • THEY PROMISED THE TESTS WOULD BE RARE.

    他們承諾的測試會很罕見。

  • WELL, EVIDENTLY, MEDIUM-RARE BECAUSE U.S. OFFICIALS IN CHINA

    好吧,很明顯,中度罕見,因為美國官員在中國。

  • HAVE TOLD THE STATE DEPARTMENT THAT THEY HAD BEEN SUBJECTED TO

    已告訴國務院,他們已經受到了傷害。

  • THE ANAL TESTS.

    ANAL測試:

  • A CHINESE FOREIGN MINISTRY SPOKESPERSON CLAIMED THAT CHINA

    中國外交部發言人稱中國

  • HAS NEVER ASKED U.S. DIPLOMATS IN CHINA TO GO THROUGH ANAL SWAB

    從來沒有要求美國在中國的留學生進行解剖棉籤測試。

  • TESTS.

    測試:

  • THE KEY WORD IS "ASKED."

    關鍵字是 "問"。

  • NOTORIOUSLY, THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT DOESN'T WAIT FOR

    眾所周知,中國政府並沒有等待

  • PERMISSION.

    許可證:

  • EXHIBIT A: THIS GUY.

    展覽A:這個傢伙。

  • HIS BIOPSY SHOULD BE BACK ANY DAY NOW.

    他的傳記應該隨時都會回來。

  • WE TOOK AWAY HIS GENITALS.

    我們拿走了他的基因。

  • WE DIDN'T BLUR THEM, WE LITERALLY REMOVED THEM

    我們沒有模糊它們,我們真的把它們刪除了。

  • DIGITALLY.

    數字化。

  • LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WHEN WE FOUND THIS GRAPHIC EARLIER

    女士們,先生們,當我們早些時候發現這幅圖畫的時候,

  • TODAY, THE MAN, YOU KNOW -- IT'S THE BODY AND THE PART OF THE

    今天,男人,你知道的 -- 這是身體和身體的一部分。

  • BODY THAT'S DOWN THERE.

    屍體在那裡。

  • WE THOUGHT CBS WASN'T GOING TO LET US SHOW THAT, BUT I DIDN'T

    我們以為哥倫比亞廣播公司不會讓我們播放,但我沒有。

  • KNOW THEY WERE GOING TO YANK THEM.

    我知道他們會把他們趕走的。

  • I THOUGHT A TASTEFULLY BLUR OR BLACK BAR OR SOMETHING.

    我想,一個美味的模糊或黑色的酒吧或什麼的。

  • WHAT IF WE COME TO?

    如果我們來了呢?

  • THE U.S. SAID THEY AREN'T GOING TO TAKE THIS LYING DOWN, OR EVEN

    美國說他們不會接受這種謊言,甚至是

  • BENT OVER.

    彎腰。

  • A STATE DEPARTMENT SPOKESPERSON SAID THEY'RE "COMMITTED TO

    國務院發言人說,他們 "致力於"。

  • GUARANTEEING THE SAFETY AND SECURITY OF AMERICAN DIPLOMATS

    保證美國DIPLOMATS的安全和保障。

  • AND THEIR FAMILIES WHILE PRESERVING THEIR DIGNITY

    在維護自身尊嚴的情況下與家人的關係

  • CONSISTENT WITH THE VIENNA CONVENTION ON DIPLOMATIC

    符合《維也納外交關係公約》的規定。

  • RELATIONS."

    關係。"

  • YES, THE VIENNA CONVENTION IS VERY CLEAR.

    是的,《維也納公約》非常明確。

  • SAYS IT RIGHT IN THE PREAMBLE: NO BUTT STUFF.

    在序言中說:沒有屁股的東西。

  • SPEAKING OF ASSES: THE JANUARY 6 INSURRECTION.

    說到ASSES。1月6日的保險:

  • THERE'S MORE FALLOUT, AND I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT IT IN TONIGHT'S

    還有更多的後遺症,我會在今晚的節目中告訴你。

  • "SEDITIONIST ROUND-UP ROUNDUP."

    "SEDITIONIST ROUNDUP ROUNDUP"。

  • >> I'M IN THE MOOOOOOD FOR JUSTICE!

    >> 我在為正義而戰!

  • >> Stephen: THANK YOU, BESSIE.

    >> 史蒂芬:謝謝你,BESSIE。

  • FIRST INTO THE PADDYWAGON IS ALLEGED INSURRECTIONIST AND MAN

    第一輛上了巡邏車的是被指控的保險商和男子。

  • GOOGLING "HOW TO WEAR A MASK," RICHARD

    谷歌 "如何戴面具",理查德。

  • MICHETTI.

    MICHETTI:

  • MICHETTI WAS IDENTIFIED AS ONE OF THE CAPITOL RIOTERS BECAUSE

    MICHETTI被認定為首都暴動者之一,因為:

  • HE APPARENTLY TOOK A BREAK FROM THE RIOTING TO ARGUE WITH HIS

    他似乎從暴亂中抽身出來,與他的家人爭論。

  • EX-GIRLFRIEND OVER TEXT MESSAGE.

    前女友在簡訊中。

  • COME ON, MAN!

    來吧,夥計!

  • YOU HAVE TO PICK ONE THING TO BE ANGRY ABOUT AT A TIME.

    你每次都要挑一件事來生氣。

  • "STOP THE STEAL!

    "停止偷竊!

  • HANG MIKE PENCE!

    懸掛邁克-彭斯!

  • SCREW YOU, LIZ!

    去你媽的,利茲!

  • RETURN MY HOODIE!" MICHETTI WENT ON A MID-RIOT

    把我的圍巾還給我!"MICHETTI去了一箇中間暴動。

  • TEXTING SPREE, SENDING HIS FORMER GIRLFRIEND PHOTOS AND

    發短信的SPREE,發送他的前女友照片和

  • VIDEOS OF THE MOB, AND THEN A MESSAGE READING, "IF YOU CAN'T

    視頻的暴徒,然後一個消息讀,"如果你不能,"。

  • SEE THE ELECTION WAS STOLEN, YOU'RE A MORON."

    你看選舉被偷了,你是個白痴。"

  • YEAH, "YOU'RE A MORON" SAID THE MAN INSULTING HIS EX AFTER

    是的,"你是一個白痴 "說的男人侮辱他的前夫後,。

  • TEXTING HER VIDEO EVIDENCE OF HIS FEDERAL CRIMES.

    給她發視頻證明他的聯邦犯罪。

  • EVIDENTLY, MICHETTI'S EX DIDN'T TAKE TOO KINDLY TO BEING CALLED

    很明顯,MICHETTI的前男友並沒有太好意思被稱為

  • A MORON, AND PROMPTLY TOLD THE F.B.I. THAT HE WAS AT THE

    一個白痴,並立即告訴聯邦調查局,他是在那裡。

  • CAPITOL, AND HE NOW FACES UP TO 20 YEARS IN PRISON.

    首都,他現在面臨著長達20年的監禁。

  • YOU GO, GIRL!

    你去,女孩!

  • THAT'S WHEN YOU KNOW YOU WON THE BREAKUP.

    這時候你就知道你贏了分手。

  • "DID YOU HEAR ABOUT CHELSEA?

    "你聽說過切爾西的事嗎?

  • SHE'S DOING AMAZING!

    她做得很好!

  • SHE GOT A KILLER HAIRCUT, SHE'S DATING A GREAT NEW GUY, AND SHE

    她得到了一個致命的髮型,她的約會 一個偉大的新的傢伙,和她的。

  • SENT RICHARD TO FEDERAL PRISON.

    送理查德到聯邦監獄。

  • SLAY, QUEEN!" ( LAUGHTER )

    殺,女王!"(笑)

  • NEXT UP IN THE LASSO OF THE LAW: THIS WEEK, CHARGES WERE FILED

    下一個法律的拉索。本週,有人提出了起訴。

  • AGAINST QUEENS RESIDENT AND MAN SAYING, "YOU TALKIN' TO ME?

    反對皇后區居民和男子說:"你在跟我說話嗎?"。

  • CUZ MY KIDS WON'T TALK TO ME," PHILLIP GRILLO.

    "CUZ我的孩子們不會跟我說話,"PHILLIP GRILLO。

  • GRILLO IS A LOCAL G.O.P. LEADER, WHO REFERRED TO HIMSELF ON

    GRILLO是當地的G.O.P.領導人,他在網上稱自己為 "G.O.P."。

  • FACEBOOK AS "THE REPUBLICAN MESSIAH."

    FACEBOOK作為 "共和國彌賽亞"。

  • WE HAVE A STATEMENT FROM THE CAPITOL POLICE ABOUT GRILLO'S

    我們有一份首都警察關於GRILLO'S的聲明。

  • CLAIM: >> HE'S NOT THE MESSIAH, HE'S A

    主張:>>他不是彌賽亞,他是一個。

  • VERY NAUGHTY BOY!

    非常醜陋的男孩!

  • >> STEPHEN: NEXT UP, TEXAS REALTOR JENNA RYAN, WHO TOOK

    >> 接下來是德州房產經紀人JENNA RYAN,她把她的名字改成了 "JENNA RYAN"。

  • A PRIVATE JET TO THE RIOT, AND THEN-- MAYBE TO MAKE HER FLIGHT

    一架私人飛機去暴亂現場,然後... ...也許可以讓她搭上飛機。

  • TAX DEDUCTIBLE-- SHE TURNED INSURRECTION INTO AN AD.

    扣稅的--她把保險變成了廣告。

  • >> WE'RE GOING TO (BLEEP) GO IN HERE.

    >> 我們要去(嗶)進去這裡。

  • LIFE OR DEATH, IT DOESN'T MATTER.

    生或死,這並不重要。

  • HERE WE GO.

    在這裡,我們去。

  • Y'ALL KNOW WHO TO HIRE FOR YOUR REALTOR.

    你們都知道該找誰做你的房地產經紀人了。

  • JENNA RYAN, YOUR REALTOR.

    詹娜-瑞恩,你的房地產經紀人。

  • U.S.A.!

    美國!

  • ( CHANTING U.S.A. ) >> STEPHEN: YOU GO, GIRL!

    你去吧,女孩!

  • YOU GET YOUR PRODUCT PLACEMENT IN!

    您可以獲得您的產品定位!

  • IT REMINDS ME OF AFTER JOHN WILKES BOOTH SHOT LINCOLN AND

    這讓我想起了約翰-威爾克斯在舞臺上射殺林肯和

  • JUMPED FROM THE BALCONY SHOUTING, "I'M NOT GOING TO PAY

    從陽臺上跳下來,大喊:"我不會付錢的。

  • A LOT FOR THIS MUFFLER!" IN THE DAYS LEADING UP TO HER

    "很多錢都是為了這塊木頭!"在通往她的日子裡... ...

  • ARREST, RYAN WAS DEFIANT.

    逮捕,賴安是不服氣的。

  • BUT ACCORDING TO THE "WASHINGTON POST," FACING FEDERAL CHARGES

    但據 "華盛頓郵報 "報道,面臨聯邦指控。

  • AND ABANDONED BY THE PEOPLE SHE CALLS PATRIOTS, SHE SAID SHE

    被她稱為愛國者的人拋棄,她說她...

  • FEELS BETRAYED.

    感覺被背叛了。

  • >> I BOUGHT INTO A LIE, AND THE LIE IS THE LIE, AND IT'S

    >> 我陷入了一個謊言,而謊言就是謊言,它是。

  • EMBARRASSING.

    尷尬的。

  • >> STEPHEN: OH, I BET IT IS.

    >> 哦,我想是的。

  • BUT YOU KNOW WHAT HELPS WITH EMBARRASSMENT?

    但你知道什麼能幫助緩解尷尬嗎?

  • GETTING AWAY FROM PEOPLE SO YOU CAN'T HEAR THE MEAN

    遠離人們,所以你不能聽到的意思。

  • THINGS THEY'RE SAYING ABOUT YOU.

    他們對你的評價:

  • TAKE A LITTLE TIME TO CENTER YOURSELF.

    花點時間來給自己定位。

  • LIKE FIVE TO SEVEN YEARS.

    像五到七年。

  • FOUR WITH GOOD BEHAVIOR.

    乖巧的四人組。

  • SOME RIOTERS ARE BEING A LITTLE MORE SPECIFIC ABOUT WHO LIED T

    一些暴亂分子對誰撒謊的問題說得更具體了。