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  • (Music) This is the human test,

    (音樂) 這是「人類測驗」

  • a test to see if you are a human.

    測驗你是否為人類

  • Please raise your hand if something applies to you.

    當有事項適用在你身上時 請舉手

  • Are we agreed? Yes?

    我們有共識嗎? 有嗎?

  • Then let's begin.

    那我們開始吧

  • Have you ever eaten a booger

    你曾經吃過鼻屎嗎?

  • long past your childhood?

    即使過了童年許久

  • (Laughter)

    (笑聲)

  • It's okay, it's safe here.

    放心上 在這裡很安全的

  • Have you ever made a small, weird sound

    你曾經發出小小的怪聲

  • when you remembered something embarrassing?

    當你想請令你尷尬的事?

  • Have you ever purposely lowercased

    你是否曾經刻意小寫

  • the first letter of a text

    訊息中的第一個字

  • in order to come across as sad or disappointed?

    以表達傷心或失望?

  • (Laughter)

    (笑聲)

  • Okay.

    好的

  • Have you ever ended a text with a period

    你曾經在訊息最後使用句點

  • as a sign of aggression? Okay. Period.

    已表示積極? 好的 那句點

  • Have you ever laughed or smiled

    你曾經大笑或微笑

  • when someone said something shitty to you

    當然有跟你說了粗魯的話

  • and then spent the rest of the day

    然後花了一整天

  • wondering why you reacted that way?

    思考自己為什麼會有那種反應?

  • Yes.

    是吧

  • Have you ever seemed to lose your airplane ticket

    你是否曾經感覺遺失了機票

  • a thousand times as you walked

    一千遍 當你從

  • from the check-in to the gate?

    出關口走到閘門?

  • Yes.

    對吧

  • Have you ever put on a pair of pants

    你是否曾經穿上褲子

  • and then much later realized that there was

    然後過了一陣子後 才發現

  • a loose sock smushed up against your thigh?

    有一隻襪子 貼在自己的大腿之上

  • (Laughter)

    (笑聲)

  • Good.

    很好

  • Have you ever tried to guess someone else's password

    你曾經猜過別人的密碼

  • so many times that it locked their account?

    次數多到害別人的帳好被嗎?

  • Mmm.

  • Have you ever had a nagging feeling that one day

    你是否曾經有過惱人的感覺

  • you will be discovered as a fraud?

    有一天自己會被發現是騙子?

  • Yes, it's safe here.

    沒關係的 這裡很安全

  • Have you ever hoped that there was some ability

    你是否曾經期待有一些能力

  • you hadn't discovered yet

    尚未被發掘

  • that you were just naturally great at?

    但你天生在行的?

  • Mmm.

  • Have you ever broken something in real life,

    你是否曾經在生活中弄壞過東西

  • and then found yourself looking

    然後發現自己正在尋找

  • for an "undo" button in real life?

    真實人生中的「重置」鑑

  • Have you ever misplaced your TED badge

    你否曾經搞丟你的TED入場證

  • and then immediately started imagining

    然後馬上開始想像一個

  • what a three-day Vancouver vacation might look like?

    三天的溫哥華假期會是如何?

  • Have you ever marveled

    你是否曾經讚嘆

  • at how someone you thought was so ordinary

    一個你曾經覺得如此平庸的人

  • could suddenly become so beautiful?

    怎麼會突然變得那麼美麗?

  • Have you ever stared at your phone

    你否曾經看著自己的手機

  • smiling like an idiot while texting with someone?

    像一個笨蛋一樣傻笑 跟其他人傳訊息?

  • Have you ever subsequently texted that person

    你是否連續地跟傳訊息的對方說

  • the phrase "I'm staring at the phone

    「我盯著手機

  • smiling like an idiot"?

    笑的跟傻瓜一樣」?

  • Have you ever been tempted to,

    你是否曾經被誘惑

  • and then gave in to the temptation,

    然後屈服於誘惑之下

  • of looking through someone else's phone?

    去翻看別人的手機內容?

  • Have you ever had a conversation with yourself

    你否曾經跟自己對話

  • and then suddenly realized

    然後忽然意識到

  • you're a real asshole to yourself?

    你對你自己像個混蛋一樣?

  • (Laughter)

    (笑聲)

  • Has your phone ever run out of battery

    你的手機是否曾經沒電

  • in the middle of an argument,

    在一個爭吵之中

  • and it sort of felt like the phone

    然後那個手機感覺起來

  • was breaking up with both of you?

    在幫你們兩個分手?

  • Have you ever thought

    你是否曾經想過

  • that working on an issue between you was futile

    處理一個關於自己的事情 是白費力氣

  • because it should just be easier than this,

    因為一切應該更加簡單

  • or this is supposed to happen just naturally?

    或是一切應該發生的很自然?

  • Have you ever realized that very little, in the long run,

    你是否曾經意識到很多小事 長遠來說

  • just happens naturally?

    很自然地就發生?

  • Have you ever woken up blissfully

    你是否曾經醒來覺得幸福

  • and suddenly been flooded by the awful remembrance

    然後忽然被難過的情緒淹沒

  • that someone had left you?

    因為憶起有人已經離開你了?

  • Have you ever lost the ability to imagine a future

    你是否曾經失去在未來中

  • without a person

    想像一個不在的人

  • that no longer was in your life?

    將永遠不存在你的生命之中的能力?

  • Have you ever looked back on that event

    你是否曾經回想那個事件

  • with the sad smile of autumn

    帶著悲秋的輕笑

  • and the realization that futures will happen

    以及對於未來終究會發生的

  • regardless?

    覺悟?

  • Congratulations.

    恭喜你

  • You have now completed the test.

    你已經完成測驗了

  • You are all human.

    你們全部都是人類

  • (Applause)

    (鼓掌)

(Music) This is the human test,

(音樂) 這是「人類測驗」

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【TED】澤-弗蘭克。你是人嗎?澤-弗蘭克:你是人嗎? (【TED】Ze Frank: Are you human? (Ze Frank: Are you human?))

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