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  • this feels like therapy, guys, what is?

    這感覺像治療,夥計們,是什麼?

  • Where am I?

    我在哪裡?

  • My, My house is completely dark.

    我的,我的房子是完全黑暗的。

  • Except for this this one influencer light right here.

    除了這這一個影響者光就在這裡。

  • Oh, man, Aqua FINA, You are about to take Vanity Fair's Proust questionnaire.

    哦,天啊,Aqua FINA,你要參加名利場的普魯斯特問卷調查了。

  • You'll be asked 35 questions in rapid succession in order to reveal your true nature.

    你會被連續問35個問題,以揭示你的真實本性。

  • Once a question has been read out, you have five seconds to answer before we move on.

    一旦一個問題被宣讀出來,你有五秒鐘的時間來回答,然後我們再繼續。

  • Upon completion of all 35 questions, you'll have a chance to reflect on and even correct your answers.

    在完成全部35道題後,你將有機會反思甚至修正你的答案。

  • Oh, okay, Yeah, that's good.

    哦,好吧,是的,這是很好的。

  • That's nice.

    這很好。

  • Yeah, I'm really nervous.

    是啊,我真的很緊張。

  • I feel like there's like, that lie detector test, but it's not right, it's not.

    我覺得有像,測謊儀測試,但它是不正確的,它不是。

  • But that is my voice, which is why maybe you that's your voice.

    但那是我的聲音,這就是為什麼也許你... ...那是你的聲音。

  • That that is that.

    就是這樣。

  • Why that's why that's That's exactly what it is, Dude.

    這就是為什麼這就是為什麼 這正是它,夥計。

  • Oh man.

    哦,天啊

  • That's exactly because I watched Sarah Paulson's a lot, anyway.

    這正是因為我看了莎拉-保爾森的很多,反正。

  • OK, so what can we do but great voice?

    好吧,除了偉大的聲音,我們還能做什麼?

  • What is your idea of perfect happiness?

    你心目中的完美幸福是什麼?

  • Peace.

    和平。

  • What is your greatest fear?

    你最害怕的是什麼?

  • Longing?

    渴望?

  • What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?

    你最痛恨自己的什麼特質?

  • Self down?

    自身下來?

  • What is the trait you most deplore in others?

    你最痛恨別人的什麼特質?

  • Selfishness, which living person do you most admire, man?

    自私自利,人,你最佩服哪個活人?

  • Oh, my God.

    哦,我的上帝。

  • Oh, ALF, what is your greatest extravagance?

    哦,ALF,你最大的奢望是什麼?

  • It was what I later found was a counterfeit purse.

    是我後來發現的一個假冒的錢包。

  • At that I got on the real real, which is ironic because it wasn't.

    這時我上了真真切切的,這很諷刺,因為它不是。

  • What is your current state of mind?

    你現在的心態是什麼?

  • Chaos?

    混亂?

  • What do you consider to be the most overrated virtue?

    你認為最被高估的美德是什麼?

  • Um, being quiet when you just don't know what to say, But people think it's like valiant, but you just don't know what to say.

    嗯,安靜的時候,你只是不知道該說什麼, 但人們認為這就像英勇,但你只是不知道該說什麼。

  • I don't know what virtue that's called on.

    我不知道這叫什麼德行。

  • What occasion do you lie to?

    你會在什麼場合撒謊?

  • Not hurt other people?

    不傷害別人?

  • What do you most dislike about your appearance?

    你最不喜歡你的外表是什麼?

  • I don't want to see what comes to mind.

    我不想看你想到了什麼。

  • I just, uh I've owed on noodle.

    我只是,呃,我已經欠了麵條。

  • Which living person do you most despise?

    你最看不起哪個活人?

  • King Joffrey.

    喬佛裡國王。

  • What is the quality you most like in a man?

    你最喜歡男人的什麼品質?

  • Look like if you lost your keys and you are like, where are my keys?

    你看,如果你失去了你的鑰匙,你是喜歡,哪裡是我的鑰匙?

  • And you don't know where they are But then and like you, for you to stop looking.

    你不知道他們在哪裡,但是你和你一樣,讓你停止尋找。

  • But they keep looking.

    但他們一直在尋找。

  • You realize they keep looking for it.

    你知道他們一直在尋找它。

  • What is the quality you most like in a woman?

    你最喜歡女人的什麼品質?

  • I most like caring patients.

    我最喜歡關心病人。

  • Which words or phrases do you most overuse?

    你最喜歡用哪些詞或短語?

  • Oh my God.

    哦,我的上帝。

  • Why did I just do that?

    我為什麼要這麼做?

  • Who or what is the greatest love of your life?

    你一生中最大的愛是誰或什麼?

  • Like a romantically I've always loved Thomasina.

    就像一個浪漫的我一直喜歡托馬斯娜。

  • Like when and where were you?

    比如你什麼時候在哪裡?

  • Happiest In my apartment in Brooklyn when I was waiting for all this to happen.

    最開心的是在我布魯克林的公寓裡 當我在等待這一切發生的時候。

  • Which talent would you most like to have?

    你最想擁有哪種才能?

  • I wanna be able Thio have spatial reasoning.

    我希望能有空間推理能力。

  • Like if, Like, you know, you told me like camera, right?

    就像如果,就像,你知道,你告訴我像相機,對不對?

  • And I didn't, and I don't know what that is.

    我沒有,我也不知道那是什麼。

  • I wanna be able to, like, connect lines like connects like playing connects and building structures.

    我希望能夠,像,連接線像連接線像玩連接線和建立結構。

  • I want to Yeah.

    我想是的。

  • If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

    如果你能改變自己的一件事,那會是什麼?

  • More confident, but like like, like, not confidence that you that you show other people but that you actually really have inside.

    更多的自信,但喜歡喜歡,喜歡,不是你的信心,你 你展示給別人,但你實際上真的有內。

  • What do you consider your greatest achievement?

    你認為自己最大的成就是什麼?

  • Oh, man.

    哦,夥計。

  • Quitting things, that quitting things.

    戒除事情,那戒除事情。

  • If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be?

    如果你死了,以一個人或一個物的身份回來,會是什麼?

  • I would want to be a turtle because they can be 500 years old And not that I wanna live forever.

    我想成為一隻烏龜,因為它們可以活500歲,而不是說我想長生不老。

  • But e I mean, you know, they're fine.

    但我的意思是,你知道,他們很好。

  • Where would you most like to live?

    你最想住在哪裡?

  • Near my grandma.

    靠近我奶奶。

  • What is your most treasured possession paintings that my mom Drew?

    你最珍視的財產是什麼畫,我媽媽畫的?

  • What do you regard is the lowest depth of misery?

    你認為什麼是最低的苦難深度?

  • Absolute hopelessness and stagnant stagnates.

    絕對的無奈和停滯不前。

  • What is your favorite occupation?

    你最喜歡的職業是什麼?

  • I like I think astronauts were awesome.

    我喜歡我覺得太空人很厲害。

  • Where is your most marked characteristic like willing thio make a fool out of myself on without, like what other people are like.

    你最明顯的特點在哪裡,比如願意thio上出醜,沒有,比如別人是什麼樣子。

  • Why would Why would you like that?

    為什麼你會喜歡這樣?

  • I forgot what that's called.

    我忘了那叫什麼了。

  • What do you most value in your friends?

    你最看重朋友的什麼?

  • Loyalty patients?

    忠誠的患者?

  • Who are your favorite writers?

    你最喜歡的作家是誰?

  • A niacin in Charles Bukowski and Murakami, who is your hero of fiction?

    查爾斯-布考斯基和村上的菸鹼,誰是你的小說英雄?

  • The guy from youth and revolt E forgot what his name is.

    青春與叛逆E的那個傢伙忘了他叫什麼名字了。

  • It was It was like a really memorable name, though Which historical figure do you most identify with?

    這是個很難忘的名字,不過你最認同哪個歷史人物?

  • Wow.

    哇哦

  • Jeez, ALF, I don't know why I keep saying ALF, I don't know why that keeps coming up.

    天啊,ALF,我不知道為什麼我一直在說ALF,我不知道為什麼一直在說。

  • The squirrel from Ice Agent's That's not historical.

    冰雪特工》中的松鼠那不是歷史。

  • The squirrel from ice ages, not historical, but actually think about it because that was a shit love Long time ago, who are your heroes in real life?

    冰河世紀的松鼠,不是歷史上的,但其實想想也是,因為那是一段狗屁愛情 很久以前,你在現實生活中的英雄是誰?

  • My heroes in real life?

    我在現實生活中的英雄?

  • Um, Margaret Chou, Lucy Liu I love their arm or I just Yeah, that's what comes to mind.

    嗯,周潤發,劉嘉玲,我喜歡他們的手臂,或者我只是 是啊,這是我想到的。

  • What are your favorite names?

    你最喜歡的名字是什麼?

  • Why do I want to say Melvin?

    為什麼我想說梅爾文?

  • It's not.

    不是這樣的

  • It's not Melvin.

    這不是梅爾文。

  • It's not.

    不是這樣的

  • It's I don't hate the name Melvin.

    是我不討厭梅爾文這個名字。

  • I just It's not my favorite name.

    我只是... ...這不是我最喜歡的名字。

  • I don't know why I'm thinking about I'm like another word that's coming into my mind is spot.

    我不知道為什麼會想到我,我腦海裡出現的另一個詞是斑。

  • Why?

    為什麼?

  • Like once I made a name for human, usually for dogs.

    像有一次我給人起了個名字,一般是給狗起的。

  • I'm so sorry.

    我很抱歉

  • Your name spot.

    你的名字現貨。

  • What is it that you most dislike?

    你最不喜歡的是什麼?

  • Apathy.

    冷漠。

  • Um, lack of empathy.

    嗯,缺乏同理心。

  • What is your greatest regret?

    你最大的遺憾是什麼?

  • Probably trying harder Med school.

    可能是更努力的醫學院。

  • How would you like to die very fast?

    你想死得很快嗎?

  • Quickly.

    迅速地。

  • What is your motto?

    你的座右銘是什麼?

  • Like?

    喜歡嗎?

  • Life is a series of ups and downs, and it's not gonna last.

    人生就是一連串的起伏,不會長久。

  • Whatever.

    管他呢

  • This is not gonna last like however you feel right now and that completes that completes the process.

    這是不可能持續的,就像你現在的感覺一樣,這就完成了,完成了這個過程。

  • You feel like that was a lie detector test?

    你覺得那是測謊儀測試嗎?

  • That was Yeah, that was intense.

    是啊,這是激烈的。

  • Dude, what do you actually regret about not trying harder in school?

    兄弟,你到底後悔在學校裡沒有更加努力呢?

  • I think I really always kind of felt like I wasn't smart.

    我想我真的一直覺得自己不聰明。

  • Pretty much like I felt like I saw everyone around me like kind of killing it, you know?

    很喜歡我覺得我看到我周圍的每個人都像那種殺了它,你知道嗎?

  • And I didn't understand why I didn't have that motivation or really the discipline.

    我不明白為什麼我沒有那種動力,也沒有真正的紀律。

  • And yet you consider your greatest achievement to be putting things.

    但你卻認為自己最大的成就是把事情。

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • You know, I like smoke cigarettes, like through high school and college And quit that and like, yeah, that was awesome.

    你知道,我喜歡抽菸,像通過 高中和大學和戒菸一樣,是的,這是真棒。

  • I felt that was a really That's a really great achievement for me, E remember actually said that ever.

    我覺得這對我來說是一個非常 那是一個非常大的成就,E記得其實說過。

  • But I mean, I probably people probably assumed that all the time, but it's not.

    但我的意思是,我可能人們可能一直以為,但不是。

  • This feels like therapy guys.

    這感覺就像治療的傢伙。

  • When we asked, which living person do you most admire?

    當我們問到,你最佩服哪個活人?

  • You responded.

    你的回答。

  • Oh, ALF.

    哦,ALF。

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • Why do you admire ALF?

    你為什麼欣賞ALF?

  • I admire Ralph.

    我很欣賞拉爾夫

  • I don't even I don't I haven't seen the show.

    我甚至不,我不,我還沒有看到這個節目。

  • I remember when I was a little kid.

    我記得當我還是個小孩子的時候。

  • And I also admire Howard the Duck for the same reason.

    而我也因為同樣的原因欣賞霍華德鴨。

  • It's because there's there literally, so weird, like they're aliens.

    因為那裡的字面意思,太奇怪了,就像他們是外星人。

  • And yet you know they're still able.

    然而你知道他們還能。

  • Thio beloved.

    親愛的。

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • Is that the same reason then that you said that your historical figure you most identify with is Ralph.

    那你說你最認同的歷史人物是拉爾夫,是不是也是這個原因。

  • I don't know why I keep saying ALF, I don't Yeah, because I you know, whenever people say the words historical figure to me, it's just in my head.

    我不知道為什麼我一直在說ALF,我不知道,因為我... ...你知道,每當人們對我說歷史人物這個詞的時候,它只是在我的腦子裡。

  • I think of George Washington.

    我想到了喬治-華盛頓。

  • That's the only thing.

    這是唯一的事情。

  • It's just that I can't think of anything else and then from George Washington.

    只是我想不出別的,然後從喬治-華盛頓。

  • Then I'll go to different eras and then historical figures there.

    然後我會去不同的時代,然後歷史人物在那裡。

  • And I don't wanna talk about them, You know what I mean?

    我不想談論他們,你明白我的意思嗎?

  • There was some horrible ones, Um, you know, and then Mother Theresa.

    有一些可怕的, 嗯,你知道,然後特里薩修女。

  • Lovely, right?

    很可愛,對吧?

  • But it always goes to George Washington, and I don't know enough about him, to be honest.

    但它總是給喬治-華盛頓,我對他的瞭解還不夠,說實話。

  • Why is your current state of mind chaos?

    為什麼你現在的心境是混沌的?

  • Well, I just I just found out that you are the guy that does the lie detector test ones, and those make me so nervous.

    好吧,我只是我剛剛發現 你是那個做測謊儀測試的傢伙, 而這些讓我很緊張。

  • Um, so and then and then there's like a communist that you have.

    嗯,所以,然後,然後有 像一個共產黨員,你有。

  • But then also, you know, your it's like a nice vibe.

    但同時,你知道,你的... ...它就像一個很好的氛圍。

  • It's a good vibe.

    這是個好氛圍。

  • So on.

    所以就。

  • So I was a little nervous, and then also I feel like my mind.

    所以我有點緊張,然後也覺得自己的心。

  • It's like it's always like, really hardcore techno blasting.

    這就像它總是喜歡, 真的硬核技術爆炸。

  • And like all these different channels, you know, and you're driving really fast.

    就像所有這些不同的管道,你知道, 你開車真的很快。

  • Can you tell me more about this counterfeit person that you bought that I got on the real real?

    你能告訴我更多關於你買的這個假冒的人,我在真真假假上買的嗎?

  • Yeah, I got, like, when I when I first like, I think my first check I still couldn't afford, like, the rial purse, you know what I mean?

    是啊,我得到了一樣,當我... ...當我第一次喜歡,我想我的第一張支票,我還是買不起, 喜歡,里亞爾錢包,你知道我的意思嗎?

  • So I was told by a friend of, like, these sites where you could get, like, second hand ones.

    所以我被一個朋友告知,比如,這些網站,你可以得到,比如,二手的。

  • And, uh, I was on there.

    而且,呃,我是在那裡。

  • I was like, Man, these there's a really cool secondhand, these air, so second hand that they spelled Givenchy wrong.

    我當時想,夥計,這些有一個非常酷的二手,這些空氣,所以二手,他們拼寫Givenchy錯了。

  • Um, and I and you know, they're all different kinds of others, but they were still like, like about, like, 1500 bucks, you know?

    嗯,我和你知道,他們是所有不同類型的其他, 但他們仍然喜歡,喜歡約,喜歡,1500塊錢,你知道嗎?

  • And then I got one, and I thought it was really cool.

    然後我得到了一個,我覺得它真的很酷。

  • And then my friend was like, Uh, dude, that's, like, obviously fake.

    然後我的朋友很喜歡,呃,夥計,這是一樣,顯然是假的。

  • It's obvious, like, obviously not riel.

    這很明顯,喜歡,顯然不是瑞爾。

  • And then I tried to get in contact, you know, to tell them that on, uh, it was like they disappeared.

    然後我試著去聯繫,你知道, 告訴他們,呃,這就像他們消失了。

  • So it was That was a regret.

    所以這是一個遺憾。

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • Were there any questions in here where you were surprised by your own answer?

    這裡面有沒有什麼問題讓你對自己的答案感到驚訝?

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • Like all of every single.

    像所有的每一。

  • Yeah, yeah.

    是啊,是啊。

  • Anything Stand out for you.

    任何東西都能讓你脫穎而出。

  • Oh, man, The like The death Very fast.

    哦,夥計,就像死得很快一樣。

  • Questions mixed with the What do you just despise in humans or things like, Yeah, King Joffrey?

    問題中夾雜著你只是鄙視人類的什麼,或者說,是啊,喬佛裡王?

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • Do you really think you're most marked?

    你真的認為自己最標緻嗎?

  • Characteristic is that you're willing to make a fool out of yourself.

    特點是你願意出醜。

  • I forget what that's called.

    我忘了那叫什麼了。

  • I was always that friend that in high school that like when my friends had, like, weed on them or something and got caught with it, they, like, blame it on me, They'd be like, Oh, no, where I'm holding it for Nora, you know?

    我總是那個朋友,在高中的時候,就像當我的朋友有,像,雜草在他們身上什麼的,並得到了它抓住了,他們一樣,責怪我,他們會像,哦,不,我在哪裡持有它的諾拉,你知道嗎?

  • And so I always kind of felt like I was the one that, you know, I was always like I was crazy.

    所以我一直覺得我是一個, 你知道,我總是像我是瘋了。

  • I would dunk ice cream cones in my face like I literally did that all the time just to make people laugh.

    我會把冰激凌筒灌在我的臉上,就像我真的一直這樣做,只是為了讓別人笑。

  • The thing you dislike the most is apathy, lack of empathy.

    你最不喜歡的就是冷漠,缺乏同理心。

  • Why is that?

    為什麼會這樣?

  • I think it's really easy not to care.

    我覺得真的很容易不在意。

  • And I think it's also it's really easy not toe understand the circumstances or the specific experiences of other people.

    而且我覺得這也是很容易不理解別人的情況或具體的經歷。

  • And to be, uh, dismissive of them.

    而且對他們不屑一顧。

  • And I'm not saying that like as a defense like because I'm defensive about it.

    我這麼說並不是因為我對它有防備,所以像防備一樣。

  • I don't like when people do that to other people.

    我不喜歡別人這樣對別人。

  • When I asked when and where were you happiest.

    當我問你什麼時候什麼地方最開心的時候。

  • You said in my apartment in Brooklyn when I was waiting for all this to happen.

    你在我布魯克林的公寓裡說的 當我在等待這一切發生的時候。

  • What were you waiting to happen?

    你在等什麼?

  • I was working at a vegan bodega and I was making music, and I had a group of friends where we would all talk.

    我在一家素食店工作,我在做音樂,我有一群朋友,我們都會在那裡哈拉。

  • You know, we all have those, like, you know, those Ted talks you have with your friends.

    你知道,我們都有那些, 就像,你知道,那些泰德會談 你有與你的朋友。

  • When at night where you're like, there's gonna be our year, man, we're gonna do it.

    當在晚上,你喜歡, 有會是我們的一年,男人,我們要做到這一點。

  • And And there was such an excitement of, like, what's to come and such a freedom of that.

    有這樣的興奮,喜歡, 什麼是未來和這樣的自由的。

  • Um, and, uh, when I was in Brooklyn, you know, I I was when I was in my apartment, a railroad apartment, like, you know, I had dropped my A c out the window three times, um, consecutively, like it was one of those situations, and it was such a It was such like a shitty little apartment.

    嗯,和,呃,當我在布魯克林, 你知道,我,我是當我在我的公寓, 鐵路公寓,像,你知道,我已經放棄了我的A C出窗 三次,嗯,連續,就像它是其中的一個情況下, 它是這樣的一個 它是這樣的像一個低劣的小公寓。

  • But like some of my best days, my best nights were spent there and I don't think you know.

    但就像我最美好的日子一樣,我最美好的夜晚是在那裡度過的,我想你不知道。

  • You don't ever want to be in a place where you feel like your best days are behind you, you know?

    你永遠都不想在一個地方,你覺得你最好的日子已經過去了,你知道嗎?

  • But I will say that waiting for something big to happen is really fun.

    但我想說的是,等待大事件的發生真的很有趣。

  • That's nice.

    這很好。

  • Do you feel like these questions revealed something about your true nature?

    你覺得這些問題是否揭示了你的真實本性?

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • I mean, not stuff that it's around from surprised by.

    我的意思是,不東西,它的周圍從驚訝的。

  • I mean, I think, I think.

    我的意思是,我認為,我認為。

  • But it's weird because it's like what you do, voice them out loud.

    但這很奇怪,因為它就像你所做的,大聲地表達出來。

  • They attain their own sense of reality that is jarring but enlightening.

    他們獲得了自己的現實感,雖然很震撼,但卻很有啟發。

  • You know, whenever you look at yourself in any kind of introspective way or do you go on those journeys?

    你知道,每當你以任何一種內省的方式來審視自己,或者你會去進行這些旅行嗎?

  • It's never like that was tight.

    從來沒有像這樣緊。

  • You know what I mean?

    你知道我的意思嗎?

  • Like you never like.

    就像你從不喜歡。

  • That was so tight.

    真是太緊了。

  • It's always like this.

    它總是這樣的。

  • Very like, you know, you know, it's like the morning after your mascara everywhere.

    非常喜歡,你知道,你知道,這就像你的睫毛膏後的早晨到處都是。

  • You know you're wearing one shoe and it's not even yours, and you're like, That's that's what it is, that kind of peace, you know?

    你知道你穿了一隻鞋,它甚至不是你的,你就會說,就是這樣,就是這樣的和平,你知道嗎?

  • So it's never easy, but it's good.

    所以它從來都不容易,但它是好的。

  • Do you know who Marcel Proust is?

    你知道馬塞爾-普魯斯特是誰嗎?

  • Um, I think I think I did in some point in my life.

    嗯,我想我想我做了 在我生命中的某些點。

  • Was he, like, kind of a question asked her or like a Maybe.

    他,是一種問她的問題,還是像一個也許。

  • Maybe he was king of surveys, right?

    也許他是調查之王吧?

  • Is that what he was?

    他是這樣的人嗎?

  • Still see how he was a king?

    還看得出他是個王者嗎?

  • Also, Kinsey.

    還有,金賽。

  • Is he related?

    他有關係嗎?