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Speaking of funny and talented and joining us, I didn't have a transition.
說到有趣的、有才華的、加入我們,我沒有過渡。
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I got desperate.
我已經絕望了。
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Andy.
安迪
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How are you?
你好嗎?
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Funny and talented and joining you.
幽默風趣,才華橫溢,加盟你。
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Yeah, right.
是的,沒錯。
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It works.
它的工作原理。
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Thanks.
謝謝你
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Sure.
當然可以
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Sure.
當然可以
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No, it was nice.
不,這是很好的。
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It was nice.
這是很好的。
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How have you been?
你最近怎麼樣?
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I've been good.
我一直很好。
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How about you?
你呢?
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You know, fine.
你知道,很好。
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You know, I think, uh, I think I'm ready for this pandemic to be over.
你知道,我想,呃,我想我已經準備好了這場大流行病的結束。
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Yeah, Yeah.
是啊,是啊。
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It comes and goes in terms of like it Za difficulty.
它在喜歡它扎難度方面來去自如。
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Some days, uh, feel okay.
有些時候,呃,感覺還不錯。
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And then other days, I feel like I'm gonna just run screaming nude into the streets.
然後其他的日子,我覺得像我要去 只是跑尖叫裸體到街上。
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Yeah.
是啊。
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Yeah.
是啊。
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Well, what else do we talk about?
好吧,我們還能談什麼?
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Anything else we should talk about?
還有什麼要談的嗎?
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I don't know.
我不知道。
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I think this pandemic has gone on so long that you and I have lost our ability to have a conversation.
我想這種大流行已經持續了很久,你我已經失去了對話的能力。
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Yeah.
是啊。
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No, I don't.
不,我不知道。
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I actually asked my phone to marry me.
我居然向我的手機求婚。
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How did that would your phone say?
你的手機會怎麼說?
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Sad Now?
現在傷心了?
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It doesn't feel very, you know it does.
感覺不是很,你知道是這樣的。
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It's like I know what you look at, so No, thanks.
我好像知道你在看什麼,所以不,謝謝。
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Well, I think I think things are looking up.
嗯,我想我認為事情有了眉目。
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I swear to God there's gonna be more vaccine.
我向上帝發誓,會有更多的疫苗。
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I think we're I think I think we're I see the light at the end of the tunnel.
我想我們是我想我們是我看到了隧道盡頭的光。
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I swear to God, I see the at the end of the tunnel, which is the same thing I said 10 months ago.
我向上帝發誓,我看到了隧道的盡頭,這和我10個月前說的一樣。
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You'll get the vaccine.
你會得到疫苗。
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I look myself up online, I'm the last talk show hosts or the bottom for the last priority.
我在網上查了一下自己,我是最後一個脫口秀主持人,還是最後一個優先級的底層。
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That's right, which I think is actually correct.
沒錯,我認為這其實是正確的。
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Should be Yeah, as it should be.
應該是 是的,因為它應該是。
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I'm a scheduled to get my vaccine in three years.
我是計劃三年後打疫苗的。
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Yeah, Yeah, I've always said that.
是啊,是啊,我一直都這麼說。
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You know, what we do here is the epitome of non essential personnel.
你知道,我們在這裡做的是非必要人員的縮影。
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Exactly.
就是這樣
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Yeah.
是啊。
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You gotta You gotta make a trim.
你得做個修剪
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You know what I found out?
你知道我發現了什麼嗎?
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Other people are supposed to get the vaccine for the fifth time before you and I qualify to get it for the first time.
別人應該是打了第五次疫苗,你我才有資格第一次打。
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Yeah, the whole in their arm is so big, they just poured in.
是啊,整個在他們的手臂是如此之大,他們只是倒在。
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But yeah, I actually, I I check this out.
但是,是的,我其實,我我檢查了這一點。
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We're a the bottom of the list of all the talk show hosts.
在所有的脫口秀主持人中,我們是墊底的。
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Really?
真的嗎?
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Did you know that I did not.
你知道嗎,我沒有。
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I looked at it.
我看著它。
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All the other ones get to go first because they've looked at the shows and they said ours is the least essential of pretty much non essential shows.
其他的都可以先上,因為他們看了節目,他們說我們的節目是幾乎所有非必要節目中最不重要的。
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Oh, yeah?
哦,是嗎?
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Well, as long as Wendy Williams gets it, that's the important thing.
只要溫迪-威廉姆斯能得到它,這才是最重要的。
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She's way ahead of us.
她比我們快多了
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You know who else is ahead of us?
你知道還有誰在我們前面嗎?
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The chew, the talk show hosts where they eat food and don't even Is that still on the air?
咀嚼,脫口秀主持人在哪裡吃的食物,甚至不 這仍然是在播出?
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You know, I don't even know if it's still on the air, but the cast of the Chu gets to go before us.
你知道,我甚至不知道它是否還在播出,但楚國的演員可以在我們面前。
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Yeah, and nobody knows who the cast is.
是的,沒有人知道誰是演員。
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So you could just go in and say you're on the chewing?
所以你可以直接進去說你在咀嚼?
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Yeah.
是啊。
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If you want the vaccine for free, say, Hey, I'm one of the seven hosts of the Chu The Foods show that ripped off the name of the view in a cute way.
如果你想要免費的疫苗,就說:嘿,我是《朱氏食品》節目的七位主持人之一,用可愛的方式撕掉了觀點的名字。
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You get you get the vaccine.
你得到你得到的疫苗。
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Just say that.
就這麼說吧。
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Anyway, I'm not complaining.
總之,我不是在抱怨。